Hellhound Cookie Recipe

/mgt/'s recipie for melty chocolate hellhound cookies.

You will need:
1 bagfull of chocolate chips
1 sack of flour
3 generous dollops of sugar
Half a hefting of butter
A vial of vanilla extract (obtain this beforehand by engaging in missionary handheld sex with your hellhound. Maintain eye contact as you fill the vial for higher purity vanilla extract)
1.5 snowglobes of soda bicarbonate
1 fist-sized egg (firebird harpy egg preferred)
1 hellhound

Instructions:
1. Preheat your hellhound. For efficient and stable heating of your hellhound, maintain the vibrator inside her at a steady rate.
2. Stir the butter and sugar together in your Suspicious Vat until both have mixed well
3. Pour in the egg and vanilla extract, and beat the mixture vigourously (Beware: adding too much vanilla extract will cause the mixture to blush and stammer profusely)
4. Have your hellhound lie down on a flat, comfortable surface, with her breasts exposed
5. Evenly spread your flour and chocolate chips over the mixture, before stirring it all in. Put aside two chocolate chips for later use
6. Once the batter is well mixed, take the Suspicious Vat over to your hellhound. Ensure her comfort and continued arousal, otherwise the cookies will not bake through
7. Ignoring any moans, spread the batter all over her breasts, applying it evenly
8. Make sure that the dough is spread within her cleavage, before taking the two remaining chocolate chips, and placing them on the batter atop her nipples
9. With the batter applied, make your way to between your hellhounds legs
10. Remove the vibrator, and commence fucking until your hellhound is experiencing pleasure at gas mark 6
11. Fuck consistently for ten minutes, until the cookie dough turns golden brown
12. Apply your own batter within your hellhound, then remove the cookie cast from her breasts
13. Enjoy your giant, breasts-shaped cookie together with your hellhound. Leave it cooling only for a short amount of time, to ensure that the chocolate chips are still soft and melted

Clean up:
1. Thoroughly wash your Suspicious Vat for future use, and to remove all traces of your prior vat-related crimes against humanity
2. Lick any remaining batter off of your hellhound
3. Offer to turn your shower into a sauna with her afterwards