Red Jacuzzi

[20:49]	Daedalize	Sigrun wanders down from her room, looking vaguely irritated.
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[20:49]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan walks over to Engineering. "What now?"
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[20:50]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind arrives in Engineering; her wrists have black spots on them
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[20:50]	Sequence	Eva tromps into Engineering. She's cooled down a lot.
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[20:51]	Scantron	Green arrives, bathing suit and pajamas in hand.
[20:51]	Daedalize	"Hello, Eva." Sigrun nods to her.
[20:51]	VAE	Sandor just moves into another section of Engineering.. lucky he was around.
[20:51]	Salmander	Jillian Cunningham is standing near the back, in front of a red curtain
[20:51]	Sequence	Eva nods back. "Hey, Sigrun."
[20:52]	Salmander	A bunch of proboscis engineers are standing around, wearing assorted pajamas.
[20:52]	VAE	6df+4 Hide to appear next to Eva and Sigrun, as usual
[20:52]	Glacon	VAE: Hide to appear next to Eva and Sigrun, as usual: 4 (6df+4=-, 0, 0, +, 0, 0)
[20:52]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan blinks at the pajamas.
[20:52]	Salmander	Sandor is a creepy, as usual
[20:52]	Daedalize	6df+6 hahahano
[20:52]	Glacon	Daedalize: hahahano: 6 (6df+6=-, -, +, +, -, +)
[20:53]	Sequence	6df+4 lolwut
[20:53]	Glacon	Sequence: lolwut: 2 (6df+4=-, -, 0, +, -, 0)
[20:53]	Salmander	"Congratulations poolboys."
[20:53]	VAE	"Hel-lo there, ladies. On assignment too, I suppose?"
[20:53]	Tara_Unknown	6df+7 to see that for once Sandor isn't creeping up on her
[20:53]	Glacon	Tara_Unknown: to see that for once Sandor isn't creeping up on her: 4 (6df+7=-, 0, -, +, -, -)
[20:53]	Sequence	Eva whips around and glares.
[20:54]	Daedalize	Sigrun turns calmly and stares Sandor down.
[20:54]	Tox	Tara is defender, and therefore wins.
[20:54]	Scantron	Green is standing at attention and not staring at the girls' asses
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[20:54]	Salmander	"Thanks to some of that gold, we were able to complete that jacuzzi faster than usual." Jill is happier than usual.
[20:54]	TheRaven	Taggart arrives rather late.
[20:54]	VAE	"What's with the sad face today, Eva.. or colleague, rather?"
[20:54]	Salmander	She pulls on the curtain to display a large jacuzzi, filled with water and bubbling.
[20:55]	Salmander	Sitting inside it are some proboscis monkeys. One turns to the group and snorts.
[20:55]	Salmander	"As your reward, you get to join in on the monkey jacuzzi and pajama slumber party
[20:55]	Salmander	Oh god Jill
[20:55]	Sequence	"Oh, hell no." Eva mutters.
[20:55]	Mr_Wilt	"Um. I. Uh."
[20:56]	Mr_Wilt	"I think I'll have to pass on that."
[20:56]	Salmander	She walks out and locks the door behind her
[20:56]	Scantron	Green frowns. This seems suspicious.
[20:56]	Sequence	"Oh, /hell/ no."
[20:56]	TheRaven	"What."
[20:56]	Tara_Unknown	"I didn't bring a swimsuit." Rosalind says before going and sitting in a corner
[20:56]	Dawny	"I have clinic tonight"
[20:56]	Mr_Wilt	"Taggart. Do you have your rifle on you?"
[20:56]	TheRaven	Luckily, Taggart is still in his patrol uniform, with a rifle and sidearm.
[20:56]	Sequence	"I was going to finish Heart's headphones."
[20:57]	VAE	Sandor appears excited at the prospect.
[20:57]	Daedalize	"Zere had better be somezing worthwhile about zis jacuzzi."
[20:57]	Salmander	The monkeys seem just as confused as you are.
[20:57]	Daedalize	Sigrun has her pistol, as always.
[20:57]	Scantron	6df+7 check if Jill has ulterior motives
[20:57]	Glacon	Scantron: check if Jill has ulterior motives: 8 (6df+7=-, -, +, 0, +, +)
[20:58]	Salmander	The speaker comes on. <This is what you get for getting blood all over my sub.>
[20:58]	Salmander	Yep
[20:58]	Salmander	Defs ulterior motives
[20:58]	TheRaven	"Fuck."
[20:58]	Sequence	Eva covers her face. "This shit is fucking nuts."
[20:58]	TheRaven	"Everybody, defensive circle. Back to the walls, anyone armed out front."
[20:59]	Scantron	Green heads back to the wall.
[20:59]	Salmander	<Oh, it's not anything dangerous. You're just stuck here for the night with wet monkeys.>
[20:59]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind is already sitting with her back to a wall
[20:59]	Salmander	The lights go out around engineering
[20:59]	Mr_Wilt	"Why don't we just shoot a hole through the fucking door?"
[20:59]	VAE	Sandor takes out his gun, on Taggart's orders.
[20:59]	Scantron	"Oh GOD no."
[21:00]	VAE	"I could blow the door up.. it'd be an interesting challenge"
[21:00]	Daedalize	"I am /sure/ zat vould not result in further punishment."
[21:00]	Sequence	Eva stumbles over to a wall herself.
[21:00]	TheRaven	"You are not blowing anything else up."
[21:00]	Daedalize	Sigrun maneuvers carefully over to the wall and sits down.
[21:00]	Salmander	The monkeys soon go back to their usual business. Picking noses and occasionally snorting.
[21:00]	TheRaven	"None 'a you apey fucks better try anything."
[21:00]	Scantron	"Well, we're already in a dark room full of wet monkeys. I don't see how explosions could make this worse."
[21:01]	Mr_Wilt	"We could all /die/."
[21:01]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind sighs and waits for the arguing to stop, hoping that she gets out before morning
[21:01]	Scantron	Half-jokingly, "Like I said, couldn't make this worse."
[21:02]	Sequence	Eva groans. "Don't say that."
[21:02]	Sequence	"That's just asking for something to happen."
[21:02]	Salmander	One sits with a book as the others lie on their elbows and stomachs, looking at it as it snorts continuously
[21:03]	Salmander	A few others sit in the jacuzzi and clink martini glasses together
[21:03]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan decides to try and kick open the goddamn fucking door.
[21:03]	Mr_Wilt	6df+6 I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS.
[21:03]	Glacon	Mr_Wilt: I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS.: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, 0, +, -)
[21:03]	Salmander	No luck
[21:04]	Mr_Wilt	"Fuck. Who's got a better kick?"
[21:04]	Scantron	"Can anyone pick locks?"
[21:04]	Salmander	A red light suddenly comes on
[21:04]	VAE	"I can try... just an amateur, though"
[21:04]	Salmander	<Attention on-site staff.>
[21:04]	Salmander	<Pool leakage into water supply.>
[21:05]	Mr_Wilt	"..."
[21:05]	Sequence	"I /told/ you!"
[21:05]	Salmander	<We repeat, pool leakage into water supply.>
[21:05]	VAE	"Now how the fuck did that happen"
[21:05]	Sequence	"I fucking /told/ you!"
[21:05]	Mr_Wilt	"Taggart give me your fucking rifle /right now/."
[21:05]	Scantron	"P-problem?"
[21:05]	TheRaven	"God-fucking-dammit. Fix bayonets!"
[21:05]	Salmander	<DO NOT TURN ON ANY PUMPS, SINKS, OR JACUZZIeS.>
[21:05]	TheRaven	He proceeds to do just that.
[21:05]	Sequence	Eva lunges for the jacuzzi controls.
[21:05]	VAE	"Fuck this.. I hope the tea was boiled from distilled"
[21:06]	Salmander	<Engineering and medical have been locked down.>
[21:06]	Daedalize	Sigrun sighs deeply, then gets her pistol out, safety on.
[21:06]	Salmander	Eva is too late
[21:06]	Sequence	Eva curses fluently.
[21:06]	Salmander	Spurts of red drift into tee jacuzzi
[21:06]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan takes out his pistol, safety definitely /off/.
[21:06]	Salmander	The monkeys jump out
[21:06]	Sequence	Eva starts grabbing monkeys and pulling them out of the pool.
[21:07]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind curls up even smaller in her corner, silently cursing that she doesn't have a lab book
[21:07]	VAE	Sandor puts on gloves, and joins in the work, sticking his gun back into holster.
[21:07]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan takes the safety off his pistol and shoots at the lock.
[21:07]	Mr_Wilt	6df+8
[21:07]	Glacon	Mr_Wilt: 9 (6df+8=+, 0, -, +, +, -)
[21:07]	Salmander	The monkeys all crowd to the corner
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[21:08]	Salmander	No luck. It's an electronic lock and there doesn't appear to be any power to the controls.
[21:08]	VAE	Sandor takes gloves off and proceeds to the lock.
[21:08]	Sequence	Eva rushes to the lock and tries to hack it.
[21:08]	Sequence	6df+8
[21:08]	Glacon	Sequence: 5 (6df+8=-, +, 0, -, -, -)
[21:08]	Salmander	The jacuzzi begins bubbling again
[21:08]	Dae	Sigrun takes the safety off her pistol, and keeps it trained on the jacuzzi.
[21:08]	VAE	6df+8 Electronics
[21:08]	|<--	Daedalize has left irc.synirc.net (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dae))
[21:08]	Glacon	VAE: Electronics: 9 (6df+8=0, 0, -, +, +, 0)
[21:08]	=-=	Dae is now known as Daedalize
[21:08]	Salmander	The lock isn't operating
[21:09]	Scantron	"Fucking fuck, it's bubbling."
[21:09]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan turns his attention to the jacuzzi.
[21:09]	VAE	"Fuck this, looks broken.."
[21:09]	Sequence	Eva curses and punches the lock.
[21:09]	TheRaven	Taggart is firmly observing the jacuzzi, rifle at the ready, bayonet up.
[21:09]	=-=	Mode #redpool +ao Daedalize Daedalize by ChanServ
[21:09]	VAE	6df+8 Engineeering.. can I mess with the mechanism somehow?
[21:09]	Glacon	VAE: Engineeering.. can I mess with the mechanism somehow?: 9 (6df+8=-, -, 0, +, +, +)
[21:09]	Salmander	<Attention personnel. flooding has begun in the lower boiler room. Some circuits are short circ->
[21:10]	Sequence	6df+4 Eva looks around for something to throw.
[21:10]	Glacon	Sequence: Eva looks around for something to throw.: 5 (6df+4=+, 0, -, +, -, +)
[21:10]	Salmander	Mechanism seems unmessable as is
[21:10]	Salmander	There are dozens of construction tools lying about
[21:10]	Salmander	And pillows
[21:10]	VAE	"Fuck, fuck , fuck this with a shovel"
[21:10]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan tries again to ram through the door.
[21:10]	Scantron	"Okay, Sandor, I think it's okay to try and blow it up. What do you think, Taggart?"
[21:10]	Salmander	No luck
[21:10]	Mr_Wilt	6df+6
[21:10]	Glacon	Mr_Wilt: 5 (6df+6=+, 0, 0, -, 0, -)
[21:10]	Salmander	No luck Nolan
[21:11]	Mr_Wilt	"Okay, fuck that." Nolan rubs his shoulder. "That's not worth it."
[21:11]	VAE	"Allright.. anyone has anything that can make a boom?"
[21:11]	Salmander	the bubbling at the jacuzzi stops
[21:11]	TheRaven	"No I goddamn well don't. Have you seen how small this room is? We'd all wind up with ruptured eardrums best-case."
[21:11]	Sequence	Eva grabs some tools and prepares herself for the onslaught.
[21:11]	Scantron	"No, but I do have a lighter that we can use to ignite whatever."
[21:11]	Salmander	Everyone roll mental defense
[21:11]	Mr_Wilt	6df+5
[21:11]	Glacon	Mr_Wilt: 6 (6df+5=-, +, 0, -, +, +)
[21:11]	VAE	6df+6 mental defense
[21:11]	Glacon	VAE: mental defense: 10 (6df+6=+, +, +, +, +, -)
[21:11]	TheRaven	6df+6
[21:11]	Glacon	TheRaven: 8 (6df+6=+, 0, +, 0, -, +)
[21:11]	Scantron	6df+2 fuck i'm gonna die
[21:11]	Glacon	Scantron: fuck i'm gonna die: 2 (6df+2=0, -, 0, -, +, +)
[21:11]	Tara_Unknown	6df+6 Mental defense
[21:11]	Glacon	Tara_Unknown: Mental defense: 5 (6df+6=0, +, 0, 0, -, -)
[21:12]	VAE	"Good luck setting fire to a steel door, Green"
[21:12]	Daedalize	6df+6
[21:12]	Glacon	Daedalize: 7 (6df+6=+, 0, 0, +, -, 0)
[21:12]	Sequence	6df+5
[21:12]	Glacon	Sequence: 5 (6df+5=-, 0, +, +, 0, -)
[21:12]	Scantron	"I mean the explosives."
[21:12]	VAE	'well.. we don't seem to fucking have any"
[21:12]	Scantron	"Oh well."
[21:13]	Salmander	Compelling that /creepy/ reptile guy on Sandor to have the following effects take place anyways
[21:14]	Salmander	Every dude but Taggart sees the girl of their dreams sitting in a skimpy bathing suit in the jacuzzi.
[21:14]	Scantron	"Wait, when did they get here?"
[21:14]	VAE	"Wow... Go-ood stuff!" Sandor stares at the jacuzzi.
[21:14]	Salmander	Every chick but Sigrun sees a small child, scared and alone
[21:14]	TheRaven	"Everybody up against the wall. Nothing's there."
[21:15]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan looks around at his teammates, and then at the jacuzzi.
[21:15]	Scantron	"What? Dude, do you /not/ see the hot chick in the jacuzzi?"
[21:15]	Sequence	"Uh, what? Where did she come from?"
[21:15]	Sequence	"What hot chick?"
[21:15]	Sequence	"There's just this poor kid!"
[21:15]	Salmander	Sigrun and Tagart just see a shapeless mass of red liquid sitting there
[21:15]	Scantron	"The one in the jacuzzi!"
[21:15]	VAE	"Nothing.. bloody hell, I didn't think this place could replicate personnel."
[21:15]	TheRaven	"You're hallucinating, it's a fucking clod of liquid."
[21:15]	Scantron	"I don't recognize her."
[21:15]	Sequence	"This shit is weird."
[21:15]	VAE	"You don't recognise her?"
[21:15]	Daedalize	"There iz nothing there. It iz an illusion, you fools."
[21:16]	VAE	"It fucking looks like Eva... just in a bathing suit."
[21:16]	Sequence	Eva punches Sandor.
[21:16]	Scantron	"What? No, she's indian, dude."
[21:16]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan punches Sandor as well.
[21:16]	Tara_Unknown	"I don't know what to do. I'm not good with children..."
[21:16]	Sequence	"Shut the fuck up you stupid dickface."
[21:16]	TheRaven	"It's fake. Sit down and ignore it."
[21:16]	VAE	"Why? The pool is clearly mimicking personnel"
[21:16]	VAE	"Sandor sits down ,but still stares at the jacuzzi intently"
[21:16]	Daedalize	"She or it appears different to you all because there is no person there. It iz the pool's effect."
[21:17]	Sequence	"You are an asshole and I hope you die in a fire."
[21:17]	Salmander	The woman winks at you and gestures you over. The child cries.
[21:17]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind freezes up
[21:17]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan is fairly aware that Eva is /right there/ and not /in the jacuzzi/.
[21:17]	VAE	"Why so angry, colleague?"
[21:17]	Sequence	Eva twitches and tries to ignore the child.
[21:17]	Salmander	Dude. It's Eva. She give syou teh sexy glasses look.
[21:17]	Daedalize	6df+6 maneuver to Perception for Ranged, ready to shoot the amorphous mass.
[21:17]	Glacon	Daedalize: maneuver to Perception for Ranged, ready to shoot the amorphous mass.: 2 (6df+6=0, -, -, -, 0, -)
[21:17]	TheRaven	Taggart moves up to put himself between the ooze and the rest of them.
[21:17]	Salmander	Nope
[21:17]	Sequence	"Because a kid is crying and for some reason you're seeing a clone of me and you are an asshole."
[21:18]	Sequence	She does give him The Angry Look over her glasses.
[21:18]	Scantron	"Look, unless you can convince me that that's not the hottest piece of ass ever, I'm going over there." Green cautiously move towards the pool.
[21:18]	Salmander	Jacuzzi Eva gives him The Sexy Look
[21:18]	VAE	"What kid? You know, you should take.. a few hints from the pool."
[21:18]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan punches Green /right in the fucking face/, to knock him out.
[21:18]	Daedalize	"Eva, it iz not a child, it iz a mass of contaminated water."
[21:18]	Mr_Wilt	6df+6
[21:18]	TheRaven	Taggart steps over and pushes Green solidly back against the wall. "How's that?"
[21:18]	Glacon	Mr_Wilt: 4 (6df+6=0, -, 0, 0, -, 0)
[21:19]	Scantron	"Fuck you, man." Green stays against the wall. For now.
[21:19]	Salmander	Taggart roll pdef
[21:19]	Sequence	"I /know/ that, Sigrun, but it looks just like this kid I used to take care of." Eva sounds pained.
[21:19]	Salmander	I mean Green
[21:19]	VAE	Sandor adjusts himself for a better viewing angle.
[21:19]	Salmander	GREEN ROLL PDEF
[21:19]	Tara_Unknown	"There shouldn't be children here, right? It must have come out of the pool..." Rosalind looks and sounds shaken
[21:19]	Scantron	6df+4
[21:19]	TheRaven	"There's nobody here."
[21:19]	Glacon	Scantron: 5 (6df+4=-, 0, 0, 0, +, +)
[21:19]	Salmander	The child looks very sad and confused
[21:19]	VAE	"Come on... "
[21:19]	Salmander	Nolan misses Green
[21:19]	Daedalize	"Vell, you must fight the compulsion. It iz just as the poppies were, you remember them?"
[21:19]	Sequence	"It's just the pool fucking with us. It's just the pool fucking with us."
[21:19]	Scantron	"What the hell, man?"
[21:20]	VAE	"You didn't just... I wish someone could tape this."
[21:20]	Mr_Wilt	"I'm sorry. You're delusional."
[21:20]	Sequence	Eva twitches. She didn't want to remember the poppies.
[21:20]	Mr_Wilt	"Be happy that I missed."
[21:20]	Salmander	the child looks at Eva with the saddest eyes. "H-hello?"
[21:20]	Scantron	"Goddammit. Fucking cockblockers."
[21:20]	VAE	"fMRI anyone?"
[21:20]	TheRaven	"Let me put it like this. If there were something there, do you think myself and Sigrun would be ignoring it?"
[21:20]	Sequence	Eva starts crying.
[21:20]	Scantron	"...fuck. Argh, I don't know." Green slumps a bit.
[21:20]	Mr_Wilt	Oh man. Oh no.
[21:21]	VAE	"Guys.. I think i'm starting to love this assignment"
[21:21]	VAE	"We need MORE of this"
[21:21]	Salmander	Jacuzzi Eva also cries. You must comfort her Nolan!
[21:21]	Daedalize	Where are the monkeys?
[21:21]	Salmander	The monkeys are cowering in the corner
[21:21]	Sequence	She tries to hide it, but goddamn, that poor girl.
[21:21]	VAE	Sandor's yes flare up.. just like when he'd seen the explosion
[21:21]	TheRaven	Taggart walks over and kicks Sandor solidly in the gut.
[21:21]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan walks over to comfort /normal/ Eva.
[21:21]	Mr_Wilt	"Hey, c'mon, it's okay."
[21:21]	TheRaven	6df+4 Shut up ,asshole
[21:21]	Glacon	TheRaven: Shut up ,asshole: 7 (6df+4=+, +, 0, +, -, +)
[21:21]	Daedalize	"Look at ze monkeys. Ze monkeys are not affected either."
[21:21]	Salmander	Sandor roll pdef
[21:21]	VAE	6df+6 Pdef
[21:21]	Glacon	VAE: Pdef: 8 (6df+6=+, 0, 0, +, -, +)
[21:22]	Sequence	Eva hunches over and tries to hide her crying.
[21:22]	Salmander	Suddenly the monkies stare with their non-apparent eyes at the thing
[21:22]	Salmander	Sandor avoids Taggart's hit
[21:22]	Daedalize	"...or zey are. Dammit. Dammit."
[21:22]	VAE	"What are you bloody doing?"
[21:22]	VAE	"Sit down and watch!"
[21:22]	Tara_Unknown	"Okay, I'm getting scared..."
[21:22]	VAE	"If you wanna swap places..."
[21:22]	TheRaven	"Either you shut up or I shut you up."
[21:22]	Salmander	The child keeps weeping away. It looks wet and cold.
[21:23]	Scantron	Green is muttering angrily.
[21:23]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan sits down next to Eva, still trying his best to comfort her.

==MEANWHILE==

[21:23]	Lamhfhada	Jack enters the research area and walks up to the brain.
[21:23]	Salmander	~Sup.~
[21:24]	Lamhfhada	"Hey. So you were the one talking in my head."
[21:25]	Salmander	~You betcha.~
[21:25]	Lamhfhada	"And you're a brain in a jar."
[21:25]	Salmander	~A tank, thank you very much.~
[21:26]	Salmander	~Actually, can you do me a favour?~
[21:26]	Lamhfhada	"Depends on the favor. Actually, I don't even know if I'm supposed to be here."
[21:27]	Salmander	~One of my bros is stuck in down in engineering facing off against a pool monster.~
[21:27]	Salmander	~You gotta get down there and open the door yourself.~
[21:28]	Lamhfhada	"You talking about the monkies?"
[21:28]	Salmander	~No, actual people. Now go already, or else they'll end up being raped by a jelly monster or something.~
[21:30]	Lamhfhada	"Or something. I don't know. First off, what's in it for me? Second off, I thought you were telepathic? Couldn't you do something like influence someone with more clearance than me?"
[21:31]	Salmander	~You'll get brownie points from whoever you saved. And everyone with higher clearance is currently in a panic room lined with telekill.~
[21:32]	Salmander	~Now get the fuck out of here. Jesus.~
[21:32]	Lamhfhada	"Okay, but on one condition. Stay the fuck out of my head."
[21:33]	Lamhfhada	Jack runs down to the engineering place.
[21:36]	Lamhfhada	"I should probably pick up something I can swing around in case this gets ugly." Jack looks around for a heavy blunt object.
[21:36]	Salmander	~Just go. All you gotta do is pull a lever then push on the door.~

==BACK IN ENGINEERING==


[21:23]	Sequence	Eva sobs and throws a wrench at Sandor. "Just shut up! Just shut the fuck up, you sick fuck!"
[21:23]	Sequence	6df+5
[21:23]	Glacon	Sequence: 2 (6df+5=-, -, 0, -, -, +)
[21:23]	Salmander	Jacuzzi Eva looks at Sandor and winks. She does not throw a wrench
[21:23]	VAE	6df+6 pdef
[21:23]	Glacon	VAE: pdef: 8 (6df+6=+, +, -, +, +, -)
[21:24]	Salmander	The wrench hits the wall.
[21:24]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind curls into a ball with her eyes closed and her hands over her ears. "It's something from the pool. It isn't a child. It isn't real." She doesn't sound convinced
[21:24]	VAE	"Hey... No need to be jealous.. I still like the real you more than that illusion"
[21:24]	Sequence	Eva throws a hammer this time.
[21:24]	Sequence	6df+5
[21:24]	Glacon	Sequence: 5 (6df+5=-, +, -, +, -, +)
[21:24]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan gives Eva a hug. "Hey, calm down. It's okay."
[21:24]	VAE	6df+6
[21:24]	Glacon	VAE: 6 (6df+6=+, -, +, 0, 0, -)
[21:24]	Salmander	The child begins to whimper. "H-help! Anyone!"
[21:24]	Salmander	Eva misses again
[21:24]	Sequence	Eva shudders.
[21:24]	VAE	"Women... no hope of understanding them.."
[21:25]	TheRaven	"Sandor. Do you understand what I have here? This is a No. 5 Jungle Carbine chambered for .330 British. That's a 174-grain bullet going at 2500 feet per second. Do you understand what that will do to a human body should I need to?"
[21:25]	TheRaven	*303
[21:25]	Mr_Wilt	"Sandor, I swear to fuck, if you don't stop talking I will break both of your kneecaps."
[21:25]	Salmander	Green's woman looks so lonely in the jacuzzi.
[21:25]	Scantron	where is green in realtion to Taggart and Nolan?
[21:26]	VAE	Sandor shudders slightly, but continues to stare at the jacuzzi.
[21:26]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan is on the ground with Eva.
[21:26]	TheRaven	"We're currently at zero range. 3,200 foot-pounds of muzzle energy will mean the janitors will be scraping bits of you up for a week. I suggest that you shut up and sit down."
[21:26]	Salmander	Green's a little farther away
[21:26]	Sequence	Eva is on the ground, sobbing incoherently.
[21:26]	Daedalize	"Consider! Vhy would a woman or child be in a jacuzzi formerly occupied by monkeys? It is ludicrous."
[21:26]	Sequence	"Sigrun, I know you're trying to help, but it looks so /real/."
[21:26]	Salmander	The child weeps some more. "Why is that woman shouting at me?"
[21:26]	Scantron	Green stands up, then crouches, facing the jacuzzi.
[21:27]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan stands up, leaving Eva for a moment, and puts his pistol to Green's head.
[21:27]	VAE	"Sit down, Green! Bloody hell!"
[21:27]	Scantron	Green freezes.
[21:27]	Mr_Wilt	"You don't want to do that, man."
[21:27]	Scantron	Green slowly sits down and goes into the fetal position.
[21:27]	Daedalize	"It is an illusion. I grow rather tired of zese things disturbing ze our minds."
[21:28]	VAE	"Disturbing?"
[21:28]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan moves the gun from Green's head, and goes back to comforting Eva.
[21:28]	Salmander	Jacuzzi Eva is anything but disturbing.
[21:28]	Sequence	Eva takes a shaky breath. "Please, darling, please stop crying, she isn't yelling at you"
[21:29]	VAE	Sandor mutters to himself "I wish all crying looked like this"
[21:29]	Salmander	The child keep crying. "I- I'm cold."
[21:29]	Salmander	Jacuzzi Eva looks so lonely Sandor
[21:29]	Salmander	She needs you
[21:29]	Mr_Wilt	"It's not real. Don't acknowledge it."
[21:29]	Salmander	Jacuzzi Eva needs your comfort Nolan. She's so distraught.
[21:29]	Daedalize	"Another question. If it vere a child, vhy would it not have climbed out of ze jacuzzi by now?"
[21:29]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind keeps repeating to herself, "It isn't real, it isn't real."
[21:30]	VAE	"Bloody hell.. it's about as sad as the real one now"
[21:30]	Sequence	"It's okay, you'll warm up soon. Remember Halloween?" Eva shudders again.
[21:30]	Daedalize	"Children do not belong in jacuzzis."
[21:30]	Mr_Wilt	Nope. He's already next to an Eva, and this one isn't trying to get in his pants.
[21:30]	Salmander	Compelling /ladies/ on Green
[21:30]	Daedalize	"For zat matter, vhy would a child be on zis base at all? Is far too dangerous, zey vould never be let in."
[21:30]	Salmander	"I'm stuck in this tub. It's so cold. Help me out!"
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[21:31]	Scantron	Green looks around momentarily, then gets up as fast as he can and runs toward the jacuzzi
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[21:31]	Scantron	6df+5 SHE NEEDS MY DICK
[21:31]	Glacon	Scantron: SHE NEEDS MY DICK: 5 (6df+5=-, 0, +, -, 0, +)
[21:31]	VAE	"No way.. far too hot like it is... GREEN! STOP FOR FUCKS SAKE"
[21:31]	TheRaven	Taggart smashes Green with his rifle.
[21:31]	TheRaven	6df+4
[21:31]	Glacon	TheRaven: 3 (6df+4=-, -, +, 0, +, -)
[21:31]	VAE	6df+3 Persuasion on Green
[21:31]	Glacon	VAE: Persuasion on Green: 6 (6df+3=+, +, +, 0, +, -)
[21:31]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan shoots Green in the leg.
[21:31]	Scantron	6df+4 pdef
[21:31]	Glacon	Scantron: pdef: 3 (6df+4=+, -, -, -, +, 0)
[21:31]	Mr_Wilt	6df+8
[21:31]	Glacon	Mr_Wilt: 13 (6df+8=+, +, +, +, 0, +)
[21:32]	Sequence	Eva throws a screwdriver at Green.
[21:32]	Sequence	6df+5
[21:32]	Glacon	Sequence: 4 (6df+5=-, -, +, -, +, 0)
[21:32]	Salmander	Green is taken down
[21:32]	Scantron	"AAAAAAUGH FUCKFUCKFUCK"
[21:32]	Salmander	His legs makes a sickening crunch as Taggart smashes it
[21:32]	VAE	"Idiot, Sit back and watch!"
[21:33]	Scantron	"I'M BLEEDING!"
[21:33]	Salmander	Nolan's shot rips through his forearm
[21:33]	Daedalize	Sigrun twitches, raising her gun.
[21:33]	Salmander	And the screwdriver embeds itself in his back
[21:33]	Daedalize	6df+9 tagging Screw the Rules || "Oh for ze love of... STOP FUCKING VITH PEOPLE'S HEADS, YOU STUPID FLUID BLOB!" Sigrun fires on the blob of water.
[21:33]	Glacon	Daedalize: tagging Screw the Rules || "Oh for ze love of... STOP FUCKING VITH PEOPLE'S HEADS, YOU STUPID FLUID BLOB!" Sigrun fires on the blob of water.: 10 (6df+9=-, 0, +, -, +, +)
[21:33]	VAE	"Be happy you are.. it may be hot as all fuck, but it's still the pool. THink of it as a porn broadcast"
[21:33]	Scantron	"OW OW OW"
[21:33]	Sequence	Eva shudders violently.
[21:33]	Salmander	The shots pass through the blob
[21:33]	Scantron	Green is lying on the floor, bleeding and swearing.
[21:33]	Salmander	Holy shit Eva and Rosalind Sigrun almost shot a kid
[21:34]	Mr_Wilt	"I'll make it up to you, Green."
[21:34]	Scantron	Green hears him but doesn't respond.
[21:34]	Sequence	Eva sobs. "Oh god, please don't, Sigrun, please don't,"
[21:34]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind continues to try to convince herself it isn't real, but screams when the gun goes off
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[21:36]	Salmander	Jack comes to a heavy steel door
[21:36]	Daedalize	"Ze shot passed directly through it, Eva! Vere it a child, and not a damnable blob of red water, ze child vould be dead. Zere is no death, because zere iz no child!"
[21:36]	Salmander	There's a lever to the side that states <MANUAL OVERRIDE.>
[21:37]	Lamhfhada	Jack pulls the lever.
[21:37]	Salmander	The child screams at the gunshot
[21:37]	Sequence	She shudders.
[21:37]	Lamhfhada	Then pushes on the door.
[21:37]	Salmander	CA-CLUNK
[21:37]	Salmander	CHUGGA CHUGGA
[21:37]	Salmander	The door opens
[21:37]	Salmander	And the pol dissipates
[21:37]	VAE	"Bloody hell, Sigrun! You are making the picture go blurry!"
[21:37]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind looks up to the door and bolts for it
[21:37]	VAE	"Fuck.. it's gone..."
[21:37]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan helps Eva up and out of the room.
[21:37]	Scantron	Green turns around to the door. "I need help!"
[21:37]	Sequence	Eva curls up, sobbing. She can't handle this shit.
[21:38]	Mr_Wilt	"C'mon, Eva. It's okay. It's gone."
[21:38]	VAE	Sandor goes to help his buddy
[21:38]	Scantron	"Thanks man."
[21:38]	TheRaven	Taggart pulls out his radio. <<We've got a broken leg, a gunshot wound, and some severe psychological trauma in Engineering. Please send someone as soon as possible.>>
[21:38]	VAE	"Well, you saved my ass last time"
[21:38]	Sequence	Eva just curls up tighter.
[21:38]	VAE	"Buddies repay favours.."
[21:38]	Scantron	"So we're even then?"
[21:38]	VAE	"Even"
[21:38]	Daedalize	Sigrun only glares at the now-empty pool.
[21:39]	VAE	"That's what you get for being idiot... I told you it's like a porn broadcast"
[21:39]	Salmander	The monkeys all run out, waving their pillows in the air
[21:39]	Mr_Wilt	Jillian /really is/ a big fat bitch.
[21:39]	VAE	"You wouldn't try touching your computer screen , would you?"
[21:39]	Lamhfhada	"Uh, the brain sent me. Is there anything I should do?"
[21:39]	Scantron	"...no?"
[21:39]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan looks up.
[21:39]	TheRaven	"Nothing in particular.
[21:39]	Mr_Wilt	"The.. the Brain sent you?"
[21:39]	TheRaven	"
[21:40]	VAE	"See? Now , let's bloody go to the medical wing.. bloody sucker, you'll get Tiana taking care of you if you're lucky."
[21:40]	TheRaven	"Alright everybody, clear out. Except for Green and Sandor."
[21:40]	Daedalize	Sigrun looks over upon hearing this.
[21:40]	Tara_Unknown	Rosalind skitters back to the rec room and curls into a ball in a corner
[21:40]	Sequence	Eva has her hands over her ears and can't hear anything.
[21:40]	Scantron	Green smiles. "That would be pretty great."
[21:40]	VAE	"We need to fucking get him fixed, Taggart"
[21:41]	Scantron	"What."
[21:41]	VAE	"Using a gun in a situation like this.. and you call me nuts?"
[21:41]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan hugs Eva. Man, what does he do?
[21:41]	VAE	"Your fucking leg, that's what"
[21:41]	TheRaven	"Medical will be along to scrape him up shortly. Until then, you're staying with him."
[21:41]	Salmander	<Attention all personnel.>
[21:41]	Sequence	She shudders and curls up tighter.
[21:41]	VAE	"Allright..."
[21:41]	Salmander	<The leak has been fixed.>
[21:41]	Salmander	<Medical and engineering are now open.>
[21:41]	TheRaven	He steps out, and heads towards the rec room.
[21:42]	Lamhfhada	"Alright, I guess I'll go."
[21:42]	VAE	Sandor closes his eyes, while waiting
[21:42]	Daedalize	Sigrun looks down at Eva, then sighs. She holsters her gun, and walks out of the room. She has a brain to visit.
[21:42]	VAE	"Man, i got to commit this stuff to memory"
[21:42]	Salmander	Back to #farrecon those leaving the room
[21:42]	TheRaven	"Eva...it's alright. Just walk it off."
[21:43]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan waits by Eva.
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[21:43]	Sequence	Eva whimpers. It's obvious she was able to hear Taggart, but she's pretty much shut down.
[21:44]	VAE	"What did you see, though, Green? I mean, it got you pretty badly."
[21:44]	Mr_Wilt	"It's okay, Eva. It's over. Let's just go bring you to your room, okay?"
[21:44]	Mr_Wilt	6df+9 Compelling Mediator on Persuasion, yo.
[21:44]	Glacon	Mr_Wilt: Compelling Mediator on Persuasion, yo.: 5 (6df+9=-, -, 0, 0, -, -)
[21:44]	Sequence	Eva shudders, but uncurls and stands up. She's not looking at Nolan, though, and she's hunched over.
[21:45]	Scantron	"It was this chick from high school. Pretty much the best girl ever. We almost went all the way, even. She died, though."
[21:45]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan stands up with her, a hand on her back.
[21:46]	VAE	"Bloody hell... Almost.. not like I was that lucky..."
[21:46]	VAE	"Bad shit on her dying, though... "
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[21:46]	Scantron	"Yeah. I'm not sure I could say the worst part though."
[21:46]	Sequence	Eva walks out of the room, occasionally shuddering.
[21:46]	VAE	"what... they suspected you?"
[21:47]	Mr_Wilt	Nolan follows after.
[21:47]	Scantron	"Well, no, but..." Green starts crying.
[21:47]	VAE	"Would explain how you got to work he-"
[21:47]	VAE	"/w 3
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[21:47]	Salmander	A few paramedics rush in and place Green on his stomach on a gurney, letting the screwdriver jut out
[21:48]	VAE	"We'll talk later, then"
[21:48]	Scantron	"Yeah."
[21:48]	VAE	"Hold up.. and if anythign fun happens with Tiana..."
[21:48]	VAE	Sandor leaves the room as well.
[21:48]	Scantron	"I'll be sure to give you details."
[21:49]	VAE	"I'm sure you'd give them to everyone willing ot listen"
[21:49]	Scantron	"Well, yeah." Green smiles a little.