The Anon That Lived in a Box Stories

>You hear knocks outside
>Your awesome box-fort seems to be under attack!
>You grab your flashlight and bag of Cheetos
>You make an emergency hole in the side of your fort.
>"Anon, when will you throw away that dreadful box fort?"
NEVER! LONG LIVE KING ANON!
>She rolls her eyes and moves closer
>She is charging! Arm the cannons
>You grab your smaller box that was in your box fort
>The small box was filled with cheetos that were stale
>"Anon, please... This is starting to get embarrassing!"
>She places a hoof on your epic box fort
FIRE!
>You begin to launch the stale Cheetos
>"OW OW! ANON! OW!"
>You can see her horn starting to glow
Not on my watch!
>A piece of your fort begins to lift
NOT MY RIGHT WING!
>You take aim for her horn
>"Anon, I am starting to lose my patience with you!"
>Other ponies begin to gather
>You reach in the Cheetos stash
>A really hard cheeto was down there... you were holding this one for a special occasion...
>Your right wing has been destroyed
>Its time to use it...
>You launch the Cheeto as hard as you can
>It hits the beast in its eye
>"ANON! OUCH!"
>She turns away
>Critical hit
>"FINE!"
>She runs away crying
>Victory flash over your eyes
>but was it really worth it?
>You made Rarity cry...
>You get out of your fort
>You light a match and watch it burn to the ground
Good-bye...dear friend...


>You sit in your Box fort... ready for another assault from the monster
>You have run low on supplies, and the last drop ship went MIA
>You have 2 PB&J Sandwiches, A bag of Funyuns, and some Ramen Flavoring packets
>You have ran out of Cheetos and your supply of watermelon seeds are looking low
>It seems it has returned... but with allies
>Your fort was not ready for another attack
>The elements of harmony... you always knew they were evil in disguise
>"Anon, come on out of that dreadful box... house? Its starting to scare customers away"
I don't wanna!
>"Anonymous! You get out this instant, or I am going to have to do something I really don't want to do!"
>Diplomacy has failed
>You reach into your bag of watermelon seeds
>Suddenly you stop
>A wonderful angel mare appeared with a bag of candy on her back
>"Sorry Anon, here is the candy you have requested...Um... may I?"
I... Shall allow it.
>You lower the draw bridge and let her inside
>She looks around in awe at your amazing drawings
>"Who... where?"
Welcome to Box world!
>The small pictures on the sides of the box began to take form
>The lighting began to make what was once a cheap drawing of a waterfall, look like a masterpiece
>Everything was coming to life
>You planned this, you totally did
>"Its... beautiful!"
Unfortunately... It cannot be saved
>She turns to you with a look of horror
>"Why?!"
The Elements...of Harmony

>"What do they have to do with this?"
You see... They want to destroy it, destroy my kingdom I had brought up, only using crayons and markers...
>She looks at you with genuine sadness
>"Anon..."
>Serious face is ago!
>Bonbon rips open her bag, and tons of candy comes pouring out
>You both look hungry, but that is not what is about to happen...
>Bonbon took a crayon in her mouth
Bonbon...
>Her eyes began to have a twinkle in it
>You had butterflies in your tummy
>...
>She lifted up the torn rag
>It looked more amazing then anything you have ever seen
>"Anon... today we fight the good fight. Today you will protect your home, your land, your kingdom! Anon! WE  shall hold down the fort, and together..."
>She leans in close
>"We will rock Equestria."
>Those butterflies turned into little jets
>Your head felt light, almost like you can fly
Bonbon... Since I am the king and all... Do you wanna-
>"Yes"
>She kisses you on the check then turns away
>"Alright Anon..."
>She grabs a piece of candy and shoves it into her mouth
>"TO BARUL"
What?
>She swallows
>"TO BATTLE!"

>The Elements we making a full on frontal attack
>"Arm the catapults!"
>You put a couple of watermelon seeds in your slingshot
Armed!
>"On my mark... ready... steady... FIRE!"
>You unleash a barrage of watermelon seeds
>Most of them directed at the Diamond beast... Rarity
>She didnt learn her lesson
>Neither have you.
>The two Pegasus took flight
>You havent developed anti-air technology yet!
>Bonbon came out of the fort
My Queen!
>She started to launch your paper drawings as... airplanes!
>"I have recruited some griffons to aid us in our fight!"
>She is the greatest pony you ever known
>The yellow dragon went down, and crying home
>The cyan dragon barely took any damage
>"That all you got?"
>Now it is taunting us!
>Bonbon runs back into the fort
>The Orange and Pinkie monsters make a charge
>Bonbon returns with...
>Dear Celestia
>"Say hello, to my little friend!"
>A barrage of small fire works were thrown
>The Orange and Pink monsters looked like they were tap dancing
>They found an opening, and made there escape
>The Cyan Dragon comes flying in
>"You can to that to my-"
>A Fire cracker seemed to have hit a wing
>The dragon spirals downward, and lands face first into a pile of dirt
>The evil purple wizard uses its dark magic to lift the dragon, and its self, to somewhere safe.
>All that remains is Rarity...
>"ANON! BONBON!"

>The sky seems to have changed color
>You and Bonbon are prepared for the worst
>"The beast, Rarity, is changing form!
>A disgusting evil demon now stands were Rarity once stood
>This... is the final boss
>THIS is whats keeping you from happy days in your kingdom, with Bonbon!
>Its moment to fight, or flee
>You, of course, pick to FIGHT!
>Bonbon began to use all of her tricks to take down the beast
>Chewed bubblegum, ketchup packets, pencil erasers, paper ninja stars...
>The demon took every hit... but nothing seems to phase it
>"THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!"
>She began howl at the darkened sky
>A bolt of lightning struck in the background
>Bonbon jumped next to you
>"Anon... no matter what happens... I'll be-"
>A spiral of dark energy took form above the castle
>It was heading straight towards you and Bonbon!
>You push Bonbon out of the way, taking the full hit
>Streams of tears came to Bonbon's eyes.
>"ANON!"
>"Seriously, Anon, go play house with Bonbon somewhere else!"
>Rarity walks away
>You try to get yourself up, your battle wounds were to great and took the better of you.
>So you remained on your back
>You couldn't face to see your castle destroyed
>You see a light...
Who...Who...
>"Anon, its time to wake up silly!"
>You feel a warmth on your lips
>Your stomach had more butterflies then ever
>"Its time to rebuild, and start a new adventure!"
>You try to at least sit up straight
What happened?
>"We... lost. But its ok! We still have each other!"
>You look back at your fallen kingdom, and all the lives that it took.
Yeah... We still have...
>You lean in close and give her a hug
Each other.
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