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AiE Rap Battles of Poni

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  1. Epic Rap Battles of AiE
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  3. [08:53:54 PM | Edited 08:54:10 PM] Betty Spaghetti: DeShizz put a strategically placed hole in his body pillow's sweet love bowl.
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  5. [08:55:11 PM] Betty Spaghetti: DeShizz wants betty to please. All so he can focus on Fluttershy's squeeze.
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  7. [08:58:29 PM] Betty Spaghetti: AEther is surprised at Betty's bash. Behind him cumming inside was Rainbow Dash.
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  9. [08:58:47 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): Oh shit
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  11. [08:58:56 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): was that a challenge?
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  13. [09:00:45 PM] Betty Spaghetti: AEther challenged Betty to a Zecora off. At this easy task she did scoff.
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  15. [09:01:14 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): Betty you know my rhymes can't be beat, try to fight me and you'll taste defeat
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  17. [09:03:20 PM | Edited 09:03:29 PM] Betty Spaghetti: I will not taste remorse at your hand, because i have a full back up band (Violin, play the violin!)
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  19. [09:04:30 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): Look at how long it took for a response, please betty don't be such a ponce
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  21. [09:05:02 PM] Betty Spaghetti: Sorry i let you fuck your bride. Did you let her cum inside?
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  23. [09:06:45 PM] Betty Spaghetti: Twilight Sparkle opened up a dusty scroll. It decreed that all cum will go in your butthole.
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  25. [09:07:44 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): Jeez betty look at these rhymes so crude I'm sorry your hubby chron won't cum inside you.
  26. But then again you come off really bold and brash now get the fuck out with the rest of the trash
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  28. [09:08:33 PM] Betty Spaghetti: Every sperm cell in AEther's butt screamed. he was being double teamed.
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  30. [09:10:50 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): Well look it's betty coming back for more just like your Anon you're nothing but a whore.
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  32. All your rhymes are of is sperm why don't you think of a better term?
  33. Oh that's right you can't so just sit there and squirm.
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  35. [09:10:55 PM] Betty Spaghetti: When you saw Rarity's 43 millimeter horse penis I saw you cry. Don't even try to get out of it and Lie.
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  37. [09:11:27 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): Hey keep diamond butt pone out of this at least she doesn't drink her own piss
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  39. [09:12:46 PM | Edited 09:12:50 PM] Betty Spaghetti: Rarity's micro penis entered your nose with love. The Herpes on it made it fit like a glove.
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  41. [09:13:32 PM] sudo: You all are so hurtful with your mediocre rhymes. Can't y'all just be nice from time to time?
  42. I know its not easy, but trust me. When you see their happy expressions, I'm sure you'll agree.
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  44. [09:14:09 PM] Ampere Voltag ma'am: Sudo sudo sudo, you try to be a white knight, calm your tits son, this isn't your fight.
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  46. [09:14:34 PM] DeShizz: sudo. please. please please please. in time you will know it is just to tease.
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  48. [09:15:01 PM] Betty Spaghetti: Quiet DeShizz, you punk bitch, go occupy yourself with Fluttershy's snitch.
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  50. [09:15:58 PM] Ampere Voltag ma'am: Hey Aether look, Betty is attacking a bystander. I wonder if she hopes everyone will slam her.
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  52. [09:16:06 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): Oh god these terrible rhymes are causing me stress I'm just going to go and clean my hands of this mess
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  54. [09:16:17 PM | Edited 09:16:28 PM] Betty Spaghetti: AEther you can quit your bitching. We all know Rainbow Dash does the pitching.
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  56. [09:16:39 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): so please let me turn the water on and wash the shit away come back when you're better cause I don't have all day
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  58. [09:17:11 PM] DeShizz: [09:15 PM] Betty Spaghetti:
  59. Fine. I Will. and Enjoy it at that. You won't be laughing when I'm hitting that snatch.
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  61. [09:17:12 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): Rodney Easter(aether) leaves the buildin
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  63. [09:18:02 PM] Ampere Voltag ma'am: Except, DeShizz, you seem amiss, Fluttershy doesn't exist.
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  65. [09:18:58 PM] Betty Spaghetti: I may have some shit to clean, but there's some wisdom you could glean. Let Rainbow Dash take the dick for once, then we might stop calling you a dunce!
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  67. [09:19:25 PM] DeShizz: Fuck you shanked, in the highest degree. a man is allowed to dream, isn't he?
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  69. [09:19:50 PM] Ampere Voltag ma'am: Dream all you want, I'll be there to destroy it like a haunt.
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  71. [09:20:24 PM] Betty Spaghetti: Fluttershy does not just exist in DeShizz's hot mind, I'm watching her lick up and down DeShizz's behind.
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  73. [09:20:27 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): God damn it 4chan won't let me post, I swear it takes an hour at most
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  75. It doesn't bother loading my reply at all I think I'm just going to play with my balls
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  77. [09:21:02 PM] Ampere Voltag ma'am: Aether, you silly goose, why are you jerking your junk when you could be gunning betty's caboose?
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  79. [09:21:33 PM] Andrew Barnwell (Sorc): Dese raps
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  81. [09:21:34 PM] Andrew Barnwell (Sorc): So bad
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  83. [09:21:46 PM | Edited 09:21:52 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): because betty prefers golden showers she lies under my dick and I piss on her for hours
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  85. [09:22:01 PM] Betty Spaghetti: That's right I'm single again, you ready for this? my body is pure bliss!
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  87. [09:22:51 PM | Edited 09:23:04 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): What's wrong what happened to scooter? Did he refuse to put it in your pootr?
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  89. [09:25:08 PM] Ampere Voltag ma'am: Now aether, that might be a sore spot. I think it might be a bit too early to try and jam her pot.
  90. [09:25:12 PM] Betty Spaghetti: [09:22 PM] Rodney Easter(aether):
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  92. <<< What's wrong what happened to scooter? Did he refuse to put it in your pootr?Fuck you man I'm so sad about that. i think I'm gonna take your head to a bat!
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  94. [09:25:31 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): Please betty no need to be violent why don't you just sit there and remain silent
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  96. [09:25:58 PM] Ampere Voltag ma'am: Easy betty, give me that slugger. No need to hate, fuck aether, just hug her!
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  98. [09:26:06 PM | Edited 09:26:13 PM] Betty Spaghetti: I got shit to say about semen, dog, if you've got a problem, go cry on your blog.
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  100. [09:26:35 PM | Edited 09:26:42 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): I'm
  101. [09:26:53 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): ....
  102. [09:26:55 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): that was shit so i deleted it
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  104. [09:27:19 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): You can't prove a single thing, no screencap so what proof do you bring
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  106. [09:27:28 PM] Betty Spaghetti: This hug is so warm and appropriate to the feel. I think this hug can seal our rap deal. (heart)
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  108. [09:27:36 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): :D
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  110. [09:28:17 PM] sudo: Aether showed a moment of weakness, a moment of hesitation. And now betty will commit an act of complete destruction and desecration.
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  112. [09:28:26 PM | Edited 09:28:44 PM] Ampere Voltag ma'am: And his is how it should come to a close, with people who may want to stain eachother's clothes
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  114. [09:29:10 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): destruction and desecration sudo you lie betty wouldn't do that to a guy
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  116. [09:29:36 PM] Ampere Voltag ma'am: Are you kidding aether, are you dense? with betty, you'll wind up lashed to a fence!
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  118. [09:29:36 PM | Edited 09:29:41 PM] Betty Spaghetti: DeShizz looked at Fluttershy as she winked. he didn't know ponies could be so sexually succinct.
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  120. [09:30:27 PM] sudo: Hung up on a cross, left to hang and die. You'll know that in my statement earlier, the truth lies.
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  122. [09:30:55 PM] Betty Spaghetti: Everyone looked at Silver Spoon's hot filly plot. Then she noticed she had a blod clot....... she died of cancer.
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  124. [09:31:20 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): Sudo all you do is speak in riddles why don't you go play with your crows and hang out with your friend fiddles. We don't need you fucking up the chat so please leave before i get out my bat
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  126. [09:31:20 PM] Ampere Voltag ma'am: No one mourned that day, no one cried. Thank god I'm glad she died.
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  128. [09:31:59 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): maybe the silver spoon anon will go away I couldn't stand him for another day
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  130. [09:32:49 PM | Edited 09:33:06 PM] Betty Spaghetti: I draw power from Silver Spoon Anonymous. It makes my sexual functions fully autonomous.
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  132. [09:33:00 PM] sudo: Bats are inferior to the crows, you insufferable whelp. By the time I'm done with you, youll be in tears screaming for help.
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  134. [09:33:37 PM] Ampere Voltag ma'am: Excuse me Sudo, shut your yap, you speak to much keep it up and you'll be getting a slap.
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  136. [09:33:40 PM] Rodney Easter(aether): awww shit look out we got a badass over here, please just mosey on outta here ya queer
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  138. [09:34:42 PM] sudo: I refuse to speak plainly merely becuase your IQ is somwhere in the low middle. To everyone of a higher intellect, there is a deep joy in solving my riddles.
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  140. [09:35:33 PM] Ampere Voltag ma'am: Sudo, you're nothing but psudo-intelectual bullshit. Noone cares, noone listens, just stop it's not a hit.
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  142. [09:35:57 PM] Betty Spaghetti: DeShizz was mystified that Fluttershy's pussy was black. He was cautious about her lovely fart sack. DeShizz approached her and grabbed her ass. There escaped a little gas.
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  144. [09:36:15 PM] sudo: I'm going to go buy some delicious asian food, so pardon this slight stall.
  145. ANd in the end, remember I love you all.
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  147. [09:37:23 PM] Ampere Voltag ma'am: Same to you Sudo, and never forget. You're our friend, of that you can bet.
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  149. [09:38:14 PM] Betty Spaghetti: Sudo, beware Fluttershy's butt. If you're not careful, she'll relax and it won't shut.
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  151. DeShizz teabaged his balls into Fluttershy's hide. Her anus was so big his nuts dipped all the way inside.
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  153. [09:41:00] DeShizz: Hey why you talkin 'bout mah Waifu like dat? U ain't Careful and Imma Fetch mah Fuckin' Gat!
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  156. On 10/09/2012, at 9:42 PM, Ampere Voltag ma'am wrote:
  157. > Well shit, look at Deshizz being a nigger. If this keeps up betty, he's only going to get bigger :\
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  159. On 10/09/2012, at 9:44 PM, ViolinAnon wrote:
  160. > [15:41:18] Betty Spaghetti: DeShizz teabaged his balls into Fluttershy's hide. Her anus was so big his nuts dipped all the way inside.
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  164. > <<< It appears I chose the wrong time to grab a bite, now I can't even appreciate this culinary delight.
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  166. On 10/09/2012, at 9:46 PM, Betty Spaghetti wrote:
  167. > Fluttershy's anal lips completely enveloped DeShizz's scrotum. It turned him so horny, Fluttershy was surprised at the size of his totem.
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  169. On 10/09/2012, at 9:50 PM, Betty Spaghetti wrote:
  170. > DeShizz looked like he was having fun with his balls. he came so hard he painted the walls.
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  172. On 10/09/2012, at 9:53 PM, Betty Spaghetti wrote:
  173. > okay I'm done
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  175. [Sorry for the Random format change errybody. Skype Mac and Skype Windows don't seem to work the same]
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