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- >You go to the local fluffy pony adoption center
- >You walk in and grab 2 fluffies
- >1 is a red Unicorn and the other is a green Earth fluffy
- >You adopted both to have some fun with them
- >You bring them both home
- >"New daddy?" they ask
- >"Fwuffy gon' haf so much fun wit new fwiend!"
- >They both babble on as usual
- >You get home and set up their safe room
- >You feed them spaghetti and let them sleep the night
- >The next day is completely different
- "Come on out!" you exclaim
- >The fluffies run excitedly
- "I got more spaghetti down stairs" you say
- >They get more hyped up and scratch at your legs
- "You have to do one thing for daddy before you get spaghetti"
- >They babble and wonder what they have to do
- "We're going to have a game with you two!" You say
- >"Fwuffy wike games!" They exclaim
- >You bring them to your basement, barely lit
- >You show them 2 bear traps on the ground set up
- "If you can push your friend into that, you get spaghetti"
- >Without a second thought they start pushing
- >One is on each side of the room
- >The Earth fluffy is, by far, beating the unicorn
- >"But fwuffy wan' sketties" He cries
- "Only if you win!" You announce
- >The unicorn tries harder but still is failing
- >He is practically crying now
- >The Earth pushes him all the way back, then
- >SNAP!
- >The bear trap destroys the Unicorn
- >It is just a gore splattered mess
- >The Earth fluffy is horrified
- >You remind him of the spaghetti and he forgets already about his friend
- >You feel kind of guilty for killing it
- >To get rid of that feeling you give the unicorn spaghetti
- >You then laugh at putting spaghetti on the carcass
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