Muffinmare

Fluffy fun

Aug 7th, 2012
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  1. >You go to the local fluffy pony adoption center
  2. >You walk in and grab 2 fluffies
  3. >1 is a red Unicorn and the other is a green Earth fluffy
  4. >You adopted both to have some fun with them
  5. >You bring them both home
  6. >"New daddy?" they ask
  7. >"Fwuffy gon' haf so much fun wit new fwiend!"
  8. >They both babble on as usual
  9. >You get home and set up their safe room
  10. >You feed them spaghetti and let them sleep the night
  11. >The next day is completely different
  12. "Come on out!" you exclaim
  13. >The fluffies run excitedly
  14. "I got more spaghetti down stairs" you say
  15. >They get more hyped up and scratch at your legs
  16. "You have to do one thing for daddy before you get spaghetti"
  17. >They babble and wonder what they have to do
  18. "We're going to have a game with you two!" You say
  19. >"Fwuffy wike games!" They exclaim
  20. >You bring them to your basement, barely lit
  21. >You show them 2 bear traps on the ground set up
  22. "If you can push your friend into that, you get spaghetti"
  23. >Without a second thought they start pushing
  24. >One is on each side of the room
  25. >The Earth fluffy is, by far, beating the unicorn
  26. >"But fwuffy wan' sketties" He cries
  27. "Only if you win!" You announce
  28. >The unicorn tries harder but still is failing
  29. >He is practically crying now
  30. >The Earth pushes him all the way back, then
  31. >SNAP!
  32. >The bear trap destroys the Unicorn
  33. >It is just a gore splattered mess
  34. >The Earth fluffy is horrified
  35. >You remind him of the spaghetti and he forgets already about his friend
  36. >You feel kind of guilty for killing it
  37. >To get rid of that feeling you give the unicorn spaghetti
  38. >You then laugh at putting spaghetti on the carcass
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