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  1. [color=#646464]-- sprightlySedulity [color=#000000][SS][/color] began pestering forsakenExplorer [color=#ff0000][FE][/color] at 20:16 --[/color]
  2. [color=#4264ff]SS: if it isnt mr/miss adventure time[/color]
  3. [color=#4264ff]SS: yo hey how you doin[/color]
  4. [color=#4264ff]SS: got in anymore zany antics of exploring the asphault?[/color]
  5. [color=#ff0000]FE: If I say no it makes it sound like I've been a boring shut in so I'll just say I've been doing stuff[/color]
  6. [color=#4264ff]SS: how does that make you a boring shut in[/color]
  7. [color=#4264ff]SS: oh no someone isn't having a huge adventure every day in their life how droll!![/color]
  8. [color=#4264ff]SS: but hey tell you what[/color]
  9. [color=#4264ff]SS: i got a deal for you[/color]
  10. [color=#ff0000]FE: No body likes to stuck at home. Go on then?[/color]
  11. [color=#ff0000]FE: *to be stuck[/color]
  12. [color=#4264ff]SS: there's this brand new game out[/color]
  13. [color=#4264ff]SS: just came out today[/color]
  14. [color=#4264ff]SS: called sburb[/color]
  15. [color=#4264ff]SS: dumb name i know[/color]
  16. [color=#4264ff]SS: anyway[/color]
  17. [color=#4264ff]SS: it's an action-adventure game that's all about the adventure and exploring 'n shit[/color]
  18. [color=#4264ff]SS: i'm having to play with some others because well that's none of your busines[/color]
  19. [color=#4264ff]SS: and i figured "why not get the awkward explorer person involved for shenanigans?"[/color]
  20. [color=#646464]-- forsakenExplorer [color=#ff0000][FE][/color] ceased pestering sprightlySedulity [color=#4264ff][SS][/color] at 20:21 --[/color]
  21.  
  22. [color=#646464]-- forsakenExplorer [color=#ff0000][FE][/color] began pestering sprightlySedulity [color=#000000][SS][/color] at 20:21 --[/color]
  23. [color=#ff0000]FE: Relax, I've already read up on the game and agreed to play with those others. DrivenHorticulturist etc right? Chalk it up to weird coincidences but at least it cuts out a lot of the crap of asking each other if we want to play[/color]
  24. [color=#000000]SS: ok that's[/color]
  25. [color=#000000]SS: pretty handy actually, neat[/color]
  26. [color=#000000]SS: alright so, first you need to get the game[/color]
  27. [color=#000000]SS: apparently there's two different discs in here labled sever and client[/color]
  28. [color=#000000]SS: don't know why they switched to discs when the beta was digital[/color]
  29. [color=#000000]SS: and there wasn't a "server" anything outside of the actual main sever[/color]
  30. [color=#000000]SS: but w/e man[/color]
  31. [color=#000000]SS: the fuck?[/color]
  32. [color=#000000]SS: it says i[/color]
  33. [color=#000000]SS: oooooooooh[/color]
  34. [color=#000000]SS: ok that's weird as shit[/color]
  35. [color=#ff0000]FE: What is it?[/color]
  36. [color=#000000]SS: apparently clients need to connect to a server[/color]
  37. [color=#000000]SS: so[/color]
  38. [color=#ff0000]FE: Was this in the manual?[/color]
  39. [color=#000000]SS: you know what[/color]
  40. [color=#000000]SS: I don't think it is[/color]
  41. [color=#000000]SS: which is really bizarre as hell[/color]
  42. [color=#000000]SS: I mean luckily I know what to do, since it might be the same as the beta[/color]
  43. [color=#000000]SS: i know in the beta we had to place a bunch of shit in the in game room needed to get some object that would open a "portal" to the actual "adventure" itself[/color]
  44. [color=#000000]SS: but anywya[/color]
  45. [color=#000000]SS: hey[/color]
  46. [color=#000000]SS: get the game and put in the server disc[/color]
  47. [color=#000000]SS: you get to be my fellow guinea pig[/color]
  48. [color=#ff0000]FE: At least one of us knows what we're doing then. I'll be right back then[/color]
  49. [color=#000000]SS: go go go[/color]
  50. [color=#000000]SS: be haste and swift[/color]
  51. [color=#000000]SS: well[/color]
  52. [color=#000000]SS: maybe not too haste and swift[/color]
  53. [color=#000000]SS: don't wanna get hit by cars or anything[/color]
  54. [color=#000000]SS: or run any red lights[/color]
  55. [color=#000000]SS: last thing we need is this being held off by days because you got arrested[/color]
  56. [color=#ff0000]FE: I've got it installing, and relax. I'm not going to get myself arrested trust me. Not for a game anyway[/color]
  57. [color=#ff0000]FE: And you know you could just find another player[/color]
  58. [color=#ff0000]FE: Last minute replacement[/color]
  59. [color=#000000]SS: yeah but then i don't get to hassle you during the whole thing[/color]
  60. [color=#000000]SS: i mean red and blue hello[/color]
  61. [color=#000000]SS: alright lemme know when you're done installing[/color]
  62. [color=#000000]SS: so i can use my sage wisdom to guide the young adventurer[/color]
  63. [color=#ff0000]FE: You're really going to nag me about that adventurer business aren't you? Hey I've got it installed, and installing the client in the background because why not?[/color]
  64. [color=#ff0000]FE: Can my computer handle it? We'll just have to find out the answer to that mystery ourselves~[/color]
  65. [color=#000000]SS: well the graphics were shitacular so anyone could run it on the beta[/color]
  66. [color=#000000]SS: who knows[/color]
  67. [color=#000000]SS: alright, you should see an option to connect[/color]
  68. [color=#000000]SS: ok lemme give you my ip address[/color]
  69. [color=#000000]SS: for the record i'm running the server one too to make this walkthrough possible[/color]
  70. [color=#000000]SS: 132.63.54.231[/color]
  71. [color=#000000]SS: just put that in and hit connect[/color]
  72. [color=#ff0000]FE: And done. There. We are now connected in one sense of the word[/color]
  73. [color=#000000]SS: not quite yet, i gott accept the connection[/color]
  74. [color=#000000]SS: aaaand done[/color]
  75. [color=#000000]SS: ugh they still have the shitty early 90s sprirograph bullshit[/color]
  76. [color=#000000]SS: i should have known this would be just like the beta[/color]
  77. [color=#ff0000]FE: Don't diss the spirograph. I like it[/color]
  78. [color=#000000]SS: ok...[/color]
  79. [color=#000000]SS: I don't see the menu[/color]
  80. [color=#000000]SS: where's the ui[/color]
  81. [color=#000000]SS: there should be a ui on my screen over a generic isometric view of a room[/color]
  82. [color=#ff0000]FE: No, that's what I've got[/color]
  83. [color=#000000]SS: oh well and the pc[/color]
  84. [color=#000000]SS: player character i mean[/color]
  85. [color=#000000]SS: what the f[/color]
  86. [color=#000000]SS: that's messed up[/color]
  87. [color=#000000]SS: what do you see[/color]
  88. [color=#ff0000]FE: I see a dork in a room with the ui at the top[/color]
  89. [color=#000000]SS: well considering the dork is basically your avatar in the game[/color]
  90. [color=#ff0000]FE: Figures[/color]
  91. [color=#000000]SS: that's an interesting self-inflected perspective you got there[/color]
  92. [color=#000000]SS: ok, if you mouse over the main buttons at the top of the ui[/color]
  93. [color=#ff0000]FE: I'd rather just click stuff on the room, like this guitar[/color]
  94. [color=#000000]SS: there should be something like move, replace, deploy, phernalia registry, griste chest (or something like that), explore something or other, and alchemy something[/color]
  95. [color=#000000]SS: a guitar[/color]
  96. [color=#000000]SS: what kind of jerkass just puts a guitar in a virtual room[/color]
  97. [color=#000000]SS: ok select "move" and try clicking and dragging the guitar[/color]
  98. [color=#ff0000]FE: I have to actually select move first? Good job I didn't have high hopes. Makes it easier to not get disapointed[/color]
  99. [color=#ff0000]FE: Anyway here's wonderwall[/color]
  100. [color=#000000]SS: the fuck is that noise[/color]
  101. [color=#000000]SS: hey[/color]
  102. [color=#000000]SS: so[/color]
  103. [color=#000000]SS: that dork you mentioned[/color]
  104. [color=#000000]SS: does he have black hair and wear glasses[/color]
  105. [color=#000000]SS: and a black jacket[/color]
  106. [color=#000000]SS: with a yellow shirt[/color]
  107. [color=#000000]SS: and jeans[/color]
  108. [color=#ff0000]FE: Yes, why? Is that the default?[/color]
  109. [color=#000000]SS: currently looking at his floating classic guitar and freaking the fuck out because there's a huge fucking green cursor[/color]
  110. [color=#000000]SS: holding his expensive as shit guitar[/color]
  111. [color=#000000]SS: ok[/color]
  112. [color=#000000]SS: now[/color]
  113. [color=#ff0000]FE: what?[/color]
  114. [color=#000000]SS: you're gonna do something reaaaaally important[/color]
  115. [color=#000000]SS: you're gonna gently put that guitar back down[/color]
  116. [color=#000000]SS: or else the dork on the screen is going to have a panic attack[/color]
  117. [color=#ff0000]FE: What kind of stupid ass game is this?[/color]
  118. [color=#000000]SS: a game where if you don't quickly yet gently put down the guitar there's about to be blood[/color]
  119. [color=#000000]SS: namely yours[/color]
  120. [color=#ff0000]FE: Oh no how terrible[/color]
  121. [color=#000000]SS: ok[/color]
  122. [color=#000000]SS: try a different button[/color]
  123. [color=#000000]SS: try revise or some shit[/color]
  124. [color=#000000]SS: it usually drags a box line like if you click and drag the mouse on your desktop[/color]
  125. [color=#000000]SS: try that[/color]
  126. [color=#000000]SS: drag the floor to outside the room or some shit[/color]
  127. [color=#ff0000]FE: Okay fine, but I'm only doing this because I'm getting a tutorial that the game doesn't provide itself[/color]
  128. [color=#000000]SS: yes young grasshopper you are learning[/color]
  129. [color=#000000]SS: haha holy shit that's cool[/color]
  130. [color=#000000]SS: i'm sorry for ever bad mouthing this game[/color]
  131. [color=#000000]SS: ok, in the free space you just made, go to the 4th button[/color]
  132. [color=#ff0000]FE: Well I have been hanging around architecture a lot, I've seen enough buildings[/color]
  133. [color=#000000]SS: it looks like a captchalogue card with some green block next to it[/color]
  134. [color=#ff0000]FE: Got it[/color]
  135. [color=#000000]SS: you'll get a subwindow with three objects[/color]
  136. [color=#000000]SS: get the middle one[/color]
  137. [color=#000000]SS: it's called a totem...[/color]
  138. [color=#000000]SS: totem something[/color]
  139. [color=#000000]SS: idk it's weird and looks like something a rich grandma would have[/color]
  140. [color=#000000]SS: just put it against the wall in the new space[/color]
  141. [color=#ff0000]FE: I can't see my grandma having one of these in her home but I digress.[/color]
  142. [color=#000000]SS: yeah just click the deploy button and then the totem thingy, and drag and drop[/color]
  143. [color=#000000]SS: wow ok that was a heavy drop[/color]
  144. [color=#000000]SS: thank god these floors are reinforced[/color]
  145. [color=#ff0000]FE: I think there's some bigger stuff here[/color]
  146. [color=#000000]SS: yeah now in the middlemost space[/color]
  147. [color=#000000]SS: you're gonna wanna deploy something that looks like some kind of nuclear reactor[/color]
  148. [color=#000000]SS: gently though[/color]
  149. [color=#ff0000]FE: Again I'm going to have to disagree with your description but only because the remains of chernobyl is so much cooler[/color]
  150. [color=#000000]SS: ok well i guess that's as gentle as the coursor can be[/color]
  151. [color=#000000]SS: oh you got that right[/color]
  152. [color=#000000]SS: hopefully it won't be going chernobyl[/color]
  153. [color=#000000]SS: alright uuuh[/color]
  154. [color=#000000]SS: there's a magnifying glass part of the ui[/color]
  155. [color=#000000]SS: there's a button that shows an arrow going righ to left[/color]
  156. [color=#000000]SS: click it[/color]
  157. [color=#000000]SS: and it should zoom out[/color]
  158. [color=#ff0000]FE: No kidding[/color]
  159. [color=#000000]SS: zoom out until you see the roof outside[/color]
  160. [color=#000000]SS: do you see the roof?[/color]
  161. [color=#ff0000]FE: Yes I see the roof[/color]
  162. [color=#000000]SS: ok[/color]
  163. [color=#000000]SS: now[/color]
  164. [color=#ff0000]FE: Do you want me to get rid of it?[/color]
  165. [color=#000000]SS: in that subwindow[/color]
  166. [color=#000000]SS: non no no no n o no n onno[/color]
  167. [color=#000000]SS: you're going to put the last big object on there[/color]
  168. [color=#000000]SS: there's no space anywhere else in this house, the roof is the best bet[/color]
  169. [color=#ff0000]FE: I'd make the house bigger but I'm running out of the whatever it uses[/color]
  170. [color=#ff0000]FE: One disco floor on the roof[/color]
  171. [color=#000000]SS: WOW ok i heard that[/color]
  172. [color=#000000]SS: ok now if i recall i gotta do something with that reactor object[/color]
  173. [color=#000000]SS: i think i'm missing something[/color]
  174. [color=#ff0000]FE: There's turning thing on it[/color]
  175. [color=#000000]SS: alright i[/color]
  176. [color=#000000]SS: am gonna do it[/color]
  177. [color=#000000]SS: im gonna do the thing[/color]
  178. [color=#000000]SS: i think i threw my shoulder out trying to open that piece of shit[/color]
  179. [color=#000000]SS: god damn that thing's tightly wound[/color]
  180. [color=#000000]SS: good luck opening yours[/color]
  181. [color=#000000]SS: fuck man[/color]
  182. [color=#000000]SS: ok the clock on the reactor is brand new[/color]
  183. [color=#000000]SS: I don't know why it'd need a clock[/color]
  184. [color=#000000]SS: but[/color]
  185. [color=#000000]SS: w/e[/color]
  186. [color=#ff0000]FE: Wait damn, so you control that character? Sorry about that, maybe there's some customisation later one[/color]
  187. [color=#000000]SS: 4:13[/color]
  188. [color=#ff0000]FE: *on[/color]
  189. [color=#000000]SS: oh shit it's counting down[/color]
  190. [color=#ff0000]FE: Time limit[/color]
  191. [color=#000000]SS: ok gonna open it[/color]
  192. [color=#ff0000]FE: I could give it a shake?[/color]
  193. [color=#000000]SS: OK[/color]
  194. [color=#000000]SS: MY EYES[/color]
  195. [color=#000000]SS: WHY[/color]
  196. [color=#000000]SS: WHY HIDE SOETHING THAT BRIGHT[/color]
  197. [color=#000000]SS: FUCKC[/color]
  198. [color=#000000]SS: DID ANYTHING ELSE COME OUT[/color]
  199. [color=#ff0000]FE: Hiding it is the best thing to do with it[/color]
  200. [color=#000000]SS: ASIDE FRON BRIGHT BDLL AOD LIGHT[/color]
  201. [color=#ff0000]FE: There's a something there[/color]
  202. [color=#000000]SS: ok my eyes are adjusting[/color]
  203. [color=#000000]SS: well take it out would you kindly[/color]
  204. [color=#ff0000]FE: Here[/color]
  205. [color=#000000]SS: iirc the light ball needs something added to it[/color]
  206. [color=#ff0000]FE: Looks like an obvious game thing compared to the rest[/color]
  207. [color=#000000]SS: it helps add extra stuff to the levels later[/color]
  208. [color=#ff0000]FE: A lampshade maybe?[/color]
  209. [color=#000000]SS: nah that's dumb[/color]
  210. [color=#ff0000]FE: The guitar?[/color]
  211. [color=#000000]SS: hell no[/color]
  212. [color=#000000]SS: hmm[/color]
  213. [color=#000000]SS: ok i got this[/color]
  214. [color=#000000]SS: an old game i used to play until the disc got scratched to kingdom come[/color]
  215. [color=#ff0000]FE: You said it's expensive, obviously the more value we put in the more it helps later right?[/color]
  216. [color=#000000]SS: it was cool[/color]
  217. [color=#000000]SS: let's not make me get rid of my guitar pls thanks[/color]
  218. [color=#000000]SS: and a one-two-THREE[/color]
  219. [color=#000000]SS: oh fuck this thing for dodging that's bullshit[/color]
  220. [color=#000000]SS: fuck it i'll do this later[/color]
  221. [color=#000000]SS: now to take this object to the totem thingy[/color]
  222. [color=#000000]SS: aaand nothing[/color]
  223. [color=#ff0000]FE: You know some of the things you're saying are starting to worry me, and not just because I'm going to be starting my own client[/color]
  224. [color=#000000]SS: i knew i was forgetting something[/color]
  225. [color=#000000]SS: you sure there's nothing else in that reactor?[/color]
  226. [color=#000000]SS: cause the totem thing needs a card[/color]
  227. [color=#000000]SS: at least that's what it's telling me[/color]
  228. [color=#ff0000]FE: Oh, I found a card in with where the other stuff was, along with what looks like a dj set that's greyed out[/color]
  229. [color=#000000]SS: well that[/color]
  230. [color=#000000]SS: ok[/color]
  231. [color=#000000]SS: well whatever i'll take the card[/color]
  232. [color=#000000]SS: huh[/color]
  233. [color=#000000]SS: it's got holes punched in it[/color]
  234. [color=#000000]SS: and it seems to be a bottle[/color]
  235. [color=#000000]SS: that don't make a lick of damned sense[/color]
  236. [color=#000000]SS: whatever[/color]
  237. [color=#ff0000]FE: It seems pretty obvious to me, just fill in the holes and you'll get what's inside the card right?[/color]
  238. [color=#ff0000]FE: It's not rocket science[/color]
  239. [color=#ff0000]FE: Maybe one of these machines does that[/color]
  240. [color=#000000]SS: last time in the game it was some SACRED RITUAL OBJECT to POWER THE PORTAL and all that stupid junk[/color]
  241. [color=#000000]SS: ok[/color]
  242. [color=#000000]SS: you see that blue round thing that came out of the reactor?[/color]
  243. [color=#000000]SS: put it on the disco floor's smaller platform[/color]
  244. [color=#000000]SS: alchemiter i think itscalled[/color]
  245. [color=#000000]SS: it's been years[/color]
  246. [color=#000000]SS: tell me what happens when you do[/color]
  247. [color=#ff0000]FE: Oh yeah it's got the names written down on the ui, I was just following your idiosyncratic naming scheme because I thought you were being whimsical [/color]
  248. [color=#ff0000]FE: I'm doing it[/color]
  249. [color=#000000]SS: can't it be both?[/color]
  250. [color=#000000]SS: ok putting the card in the totem thingamajigger seemed to do its thing[/color]
  251. [color=#000000]SS: oh right right RIGHT[/color]
  252. [color=#000000]SS: RIGHT[/color]
  253. [color=#000000]SS: I REMEMBER NOW[/color]
  254. [color=#ff0000]FE: The disco platform made a cube. I can't make a whimsical name out of that[/color]
  255. [color=#000000]SS: once the alchemiter thing scans the dowell or w/e it is, i need you to place it next to me[/color]
  256. [color=#ff0000]FE: Right, here you go[/color]
  257. [color=#000000]SS: it's a good thing my dad is a dead sleeper[/color]
  258. [color=#000000]SS: alright just gonna wedge it on here and press this button[/color]
  259. [color=#000000]SS: ...ok that's much cooler in person[/color]
  260. [color=#000000]SS: oh god dammit hold on phone call[/color]
  261. [color=#000000]SS: siiiiigh i gotta go take out the trash[/color]
  262. [color=#000000]SS: you did well though that's all that the ui needed to do[/color]
  263. [color=#000000]SS: from here on out it was simple PC actions to hail the ship so to speak[/color]
  264. [color=#000000]SS: go look for a server[/color]
  265. [color=#000000]SS: i'll do this dumb shit and be back soon[/color]
  266. [color=#646464]-- sprightlySedulity [color=#000000][SS][/color] ceased pestering forsakenExplorer [color=#ff0000][FE][/color] at 21:19 --[/color]
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