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Chomper (Carvanha) @ Life Orb
Ability: Speed Boost
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Crunch
- Waterfall
- Zen Headbutt
- Protect

Goldie (Piloswine) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Thick Fat
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Ice Shard
- Rock Slide

Krow (Murkrow) @ Eviolite
Ability: Prankster
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Feather Dance
- Toxic
- Roost
- Sucker Punch

Onionhead (Meditite) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Pure Power
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Drain Punch
- Psycho Cut
- Poison Jab
- Ice Punch

Baby Lamp (Lampent) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Flame Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Dark Pulse
- Shadow Ball
- Flamethrower
- Psychic

WTF is this thing? (Whirlipede) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Speed Boost
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Toxic Spikes
- Spikes
- Protect
- Poison Jab