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  1. (11:24:26 PM) DM-Bro: Luka and Bryce are teleported to the feild. Some annoucement is made highlighting them but the DM is to fucking lazy to do this. He just wants this arc fucking over with already
  2. (11:24:33 PM) DM-Bro: 1:4 Bryce.
  3. (11:24:35 PM) ***Luka|MahBoy is sweating slightly. "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck..." Luka curses mentally
  4. (11:24:50 PM) Cyrin: 1000 on Bryce
  5. (11:24:51 PM) Juri: 22000 Bryce
  6. (11:24:53 PM) Luka|MahBoy: (getting mah sheet)
  7. (11:25:07 PM) DM-Bro: "Geez don't piss yourself over there."
  8. (11:25:10 PM) Juri: Actually, 24000.
  9. (11:25:50 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "Like hell I am. I'm winning this my friend. Afterwards lets get hammered. Sound good?"
  10. (11:26:49 PM) Luka|MahBoy: (roll init?)
  11. (11:27:52 PM) DM-Bro: "Deal"
  12. (11:28:05 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+13
  13. (11:28:05 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{19}
  14. (11:28:17 PM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+7
  15. (11:28:17 PM) DiceBro: Luka|MahBoy rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{21}
  16. (11:28:24 PM) DM-Bro: You're actually first
  17. (11:29:55 PM) Luka|MahBoy: I use my potion of paralyze and pour it on my sword
  18. (11:30:29 PM) DM-Bro: K Bryce's turn~
  19. (11:31:01 PM) DM-Bro: Bryce goes into a Tiger stance and dashes forward.
  20. (11:31:13 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+25
  21. (11:31:13 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+25 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{30}
  22. (11:31:28 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+20
  23. (11:31:29 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{35}
  24. (11:31:31 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+15
  25. (11:31:31 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{32}
  26. (11:31:50 PM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  27. (11:31:50 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=13 ]{26}
  28. (11:31:51 PM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  29. (11:31:51 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=13 ]{26}
  30. (11:31:52 PM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  31. (11:31:52 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=14 ]{27}
  32. (11:32:02 PM) DM-Bro: Bryce smacks your shit
  33. (11:32:21 PM) DM-Bro: shit.
  34. (11:32:26 PM) DM-Bro: 6 extra damage
  35. (11:32:32 PM) DM-Bro: I forgot the +2 from Tiger stance
  36. (11:32:35 PM) DM-Bro: 85 total
  37. (11:32:43 PM) DM-Bro: Your turn~
  38. (11:33:06 PM) Luka|MahBoy: i attack with mah sword of massive sizes
  39. (11:33:19 PM) DM-Bro: Will save.
  40. (11:33:34 PM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+7
  41. (11:33:34 PM) DiceBro: Luka|MahBoy rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{9}
  42. (11:33:56 PM) DM-Bro: You feel compelled to fight mono a mono and drop you sword.
  43. (11:34:08 PM) DM-Bro: +2 to attacks against bryce though
  44. (11:34:49 PM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+24
  45. (11:34:49 PM) DiceBro: Luka|MahBoy rolled 1d20+24 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{42}
  46. (11:34:56 PM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+17
  47. (11:34:57 PM) DiceBro: Luka|MahBoy rolled 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{27}
  48. (11:35:03 PM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+12
  49. (11:35:03 PM) DiceBro: Luka|MahBoy rolled 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{24}
  50. (11:35:07 PM) DM-Bro: 1 hit
  51. (11:36:29 PM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d8
  52. (11:36:29 PM) DiceBro: Luka|MahBoy rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=8 ]{8}
  53. (11:36:54 PM) DM-Bro: "Good fight my friend but its over here. Care to surrender before I punch your face in?"
  54. (11:37:36 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "I'm not in this to just give up. Give me your best shot! The alcohol will numb the pain away later!"
  55. (11:37:50 PM) DM-Bro: "I warned you!"
  56. (11:37:54 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+27
  57. (11:37:54 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+27 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{45}
  58. (11:37:55 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+27
  59. (11:37:55 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+27 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{46}
  60. (11:37:56 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+27
  61. (11:37:56 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+27 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{40}
  62. (11:38:00 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+22
  63. (11:38:00 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+22 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{34}
  64. (11:38:13 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+17
  65. (11:38:13 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{22}
  66. (11:38:35 PM) DM-Bro: Bryce unleashes a flurry of blows onto your face.
  67. (11:38:46 PM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  68. (11:38:46 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=11 ]{24}
  69. (11:38:47 PM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  70. (11:38:47 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=11 ]{24}
  71. (11:38:48 PM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  72. (11:38:48 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=7 ]{20}
  73. (11:38:49 PM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  74. (11:38:49 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=12 ]{25}
  75. (11:38:59 PM) DM-Bro: 93 damage
  76. (11:39:30 PM) DM-Bro: You dead as fuck for .000001 seconds
  77. (11:39:46 PM) DM-Bro: Whoever bet on Bryce gets way they paid back
  78. (11:39:51 PM) DM-Bro: what*
  79. (11:40:16 PM) Juri: So...48000?
  80. (11:40:23 PM) Juri: I can dig it.
  81. (11:40:47 PM) DM-Bro: Yep
  82. (11:40:56 PM) DM-Bro: Next up.
  83. (11:41:04 PM) DM-Bro: Knight vs. NPC
  84. (11:41:07 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "Well that hurt very very very badly." Luka stretches
  85. (11:41:42 PM) ***Juri grins from ear to ear
  86. (11:41:50 PM) Juri: "Luka-boy~ You're making me rich~"
  87. (11:41:55 PM) Eztli: "Tell me about it, Luka." Eztli groans.
  88. (11:43:04 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "Well shit happens. Not quite sure why I threw away my sword..."
  89. (11:43:27 PM) DM-Bro: It's the Knight vs. a Black Dragongirl. She has a big ass axe that looks scary as fuck.
  90. (11:43:47 PM) DM-Bro: 2:10 Dragon favored to win
  91. (11:44:18 PM) Juri: 75000 on Knight-kun
  92. (11:44:19 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "Might as well make some money back. 1,000G on the dragon."
  93. (11:44:35 PM) Cyrin: 2500 on the Knight
  94. (11:44:46 PM) Eztli: "2000 gold on the knight."
  95. (11:44:51 PM) DM-Bro: "HAHA 1,000,000 ON THE NEW GUY!"
  96. (11:45:04 PM) Juri: actually
  97. (11:45:05 PM) DM-Bro: "Are you fucking with me? You have 1mil to bet with?"
  98. (11:45:06 PM) Juri: up mine to 100k
  99. (11:45:16 PM) DM-Bro: (Do you even have 100k?)
  100. (11:45:28 PM) Juri: (With that 48000 I just made? Yes.)
  101. (11:45:30 PM) DM-Bro: (You better fucking win or else your fucked.)
  102. (11:45:42 PM) Juri: (I have faith.)
  103. (11:46:20 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+6
  104. (11:46:20 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{12}
  105. (11:46:33 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+1
  106. (11:46:33 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
  107. (11:48:14 PM) DM-Bro: Tenkaiza goes frist and imeditly draws a cylinder and a strange looking small round stone sheild with an eyeball design on it. He dashes 20 ft and loads a white crystal into the chamber and fires.
  108. (11:48:33 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+14 dragon fort save
  109. (11:48:33 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+14 dragon fort save --> [ 1d20=8 ]{22}
  110. (11:48:52 PM) DM-Bro: The dragon gets sent flying 80 ft back and skids across the ground
  111. (11:48:58 PM) DM-Bro: roll 2d6
  112. (11:48:58 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 2d6 --> [ 2d6=4 ]{4}
  113. (11:49:01 PM) DM-Bro: 4 damage
  114. (11:49:21 PM) DM-Bro: The dragon gets pissed off and goes into a rage
  115. (11:50:22 PM) DM-Bro: She flys into the air and moves to slam her axe into Tenkaiza
  116. (11:50:33 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+10 reflex save
  117. (11:50:33 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+10 reflex save --> [ 1d20=2 ]{12}
  118. (11:51:40 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+8
  119. (11:51:40 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{26}
  120. (11:51:44 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+18
  121. (11:51:44 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{35}
  122. (11:51:57 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+13
  123. (11:51:57 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{31}
  124. (11:51:59 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+8
  125. (11:52:00 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{23}
  126. (11:52:10 PM) DM-Bro: roll 2d8+9
  127. (11:52:11 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 2d8+9 --> [ 2d8=11 ]{20}
  128. (11:52:11 PM) DM-Bro: roll 2d8+9
  129. (11:52:12 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 2d8+9 --> [ 2d8=4 ]{13}
  130. (11:53:26 PM) DM-Bro: Tenkaiza loads a light brown crystal into the cylinder fires as he moves back sending a blast of sand into the dragons eyes.
  131. (11:53:37 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+7 dragon relfez
  132. (11:53:37 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+7 dragon relfez --> [ 1d20=9 ]{16}
  133. (11:53:51 PM) DM-Bro: She fails to move out of the way in time and is blasted with sand.
  134. (11:53:58 PM) DM-Bro: roll 2d4
  135. (11:53:58 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=7 ]{7}
  136. (11:54:09 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  137. (11:54:09 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=13 ]{13}
  138. (11:54:42 PM) DM-Bro: The dragon blindly swings her axe unable to see/
  139. (11:55:44 PM) DM-Bro: Tenkaiza loads an odd looking green and red crytsal into the chamber and a white beam shoots out giving a white aura around them both
  140. (11:55:49 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+20
  141. (11:55:53 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{36}
  142. (11:56:01 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+15
  143. (11:56:01 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{29}
  144. (11:56:01 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+10
  145. (11:56:01 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{15}
  146. (11:56:07 PM) DM-Bro: roll 4d6
  147. (11:56:07 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 4d6 --> [ 4d6=13 ]{13}
  148. (11:56:07 PM) DM-Bro: roll 4d6
  149. (11:56:07 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 4d6 --> [ 4d6=10 ]{10}
  150. (11:56:21 PM) DM-Bro: The dragon takes 23 damage and Tenkaiza is head by 23.
  151. (11:56:52 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+17
  152. (11:56:52 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{31}
  153. (11:57:10 PM) DM-Bro: The dragon manages to get the sand out of her eyes and goes after Tenkaiza again
  154. (11:57:14 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+18
  155. (11:57:15 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{35}
  156. (11:57:18 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+13
  157. (11:57:18 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{26}
  158. (11:57:20 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+8
  159. (11:57:20 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{12}
  160. (11:57:31 PM) DM-Bro: roll 2d8+9
  161. (11:57:35 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 2d8+9 --> [ 2d8=12 ]{21}
  162. (11:59:07 PM) DM-Bro: Tenkaiza moves back 40 ft and loads 5 blue crystals into his weapon and fires a cannon shot of water.
  163. (11:59:07 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+20
  164. (11:59:07 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{23}
  165. (11:59:12 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+15
  166. (11:59:12 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{25}
  167. (11:59:21 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+10
  168. (11:59:21 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{26}
  169. (11:59:23 PM) DM-Bro: roll 5d6
  170. (11:59:23 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 5d6 --> [ 5d6=25 ]{25}
  171. (11:59:24 PM) DM-Bro: roll 5d6
  172. (11:59:25 PM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 5d6 --> [ 5d6=13 ]{13}
  173. (11:59:50 PM) DM-Bro: The Dragon takes 3 shots to the chest and is knocked back 5 feets
  174. (4/27/2012 12:00:05 AM) DM-Bro: roll 5d6
  175. (12:00:05 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 5d6 --> [ 5d6=19 ]{19}
  176. (12:01:01 AM) DM-Bro: She gets beyond super pissed and he Axe starts to glow white. She slams it down from where she is and a riplling fissure flys at Tenkaiza
  177. (12:01:01 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+18
  178. (12:01:01 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{27}
  179. (12:01:09 AM) DM-Bro: She misses though
  180. (12:02:30 AM) DM-Bro: He then packs 5 red crystals into the chamber and gets within 30 ft of the Dragon and lets loose a torrent of flames
  181. (12:02:42 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+25
  182. (12:02:42 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+25 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{38}
  183. (12:02:42 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+20
  184. (12:02:42 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{38}
  185. (12:02:42 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+15
  186. (12:02:42 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{20}
  187. (12:02:44 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+10
  188. (12:02:44 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{28}
  189. (12:02:46 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+5
  190. (12:02:49 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}
  191. (12:03:01 AM) DM-Bro: roll 5d6
  192. (12:03:01 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 5d6 --> [ 5d6=23 ]{23}
  193. (12:03:01 AM) DM-Bro: roll 5d6
  194. (12:03:02 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 5d6 --> [ 5d6=22 ]{22}
  195. (12:03:02 AM) DM-Bro: roll 5d6
  196. (12:03:02 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 5d6 --> [ 5d6=20 ]{20}
  197. (12:03:52 AM) DM-Bro: The flames engulf the dragon and she slumps to the floor unconcious.
  198. (12:03:52 AM) Eztli: "Well shit..."
  199. (12:03:56 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "... how"
  200. (12:04:05 AM) Eztli: "I gotta get me one of those."
  201. (12:04:07 AM) ***Juri bites her lip. "Oh...oh my..."
  202. (12:04:08 AM) DM-Bro: Tenkaiza looks to his cylinder. "Gods I fucking love this thing."
  203. (12:04:25 AM) DM-Bro: "You're expensive though you fucker."
  204. (12:04:42 AM) DM-Bro: "Way to expensive you just cost me around 10 grand right there.
  205. (12:05:20 AM) DM-Bro: ...
  206. (12:05:23 AM) DM-Bro: Juri you get 1million...Seriously?
  207. (12:05:25 AM) DM-Bro: What the fuck
  208. (12:05:30 AM) Juri: Teehee.
  209. (12:05:37 AM) DM-Bro: You nigger
  210. (12:05:50 AM) DM-Bro: That fight was 1 number away from being over too
  211. (12:05:53 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Well... nice job Juri. Still can't believe you didnt lose it all."
  212. (12:06:11 AM) Juri: "...Lukaboy, we're gonna get fucked up out of our minds.."
  213. (12:06:24 AM) DM-Bro: (If she rolled 1 higher on the axe attack she would have won)
  214. (12:06:28 AM) ***Juri starts laughing maniacally. "I'M RIIIIIIICH~!"
  215. (12:06:34 AM) Juri: (High risk high reward!)
  216. (12:06:42 AM) Eztli: "I got lucky this time... I'm not doing big-ticket bets anymore..." Eztli smirks with his bag of coins.
  217. (12:06:44 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "This has been a long tournament. I'll hold you to that. Just not on a mission."
  218. (12:06:50 AM) DM-Bro: Terry holds 1billion gold. "I'M RIIIIIIIICHER~
  219. (12:07:09 AM) Juri: "Yes but you were richer than me to begin with! Kyahaaha~!"
  220. (12:07:16 AM) ***Juri starts dancing in place "Mother would be proud~!"
  221. (12:07:39 AM) Eztli: "And mine aren't made of fucking copper!"
  222. (12:08:03 AM) DM-Bro: "Well get ready for dissapointment we're fighting next missy~" Derrick pats Juri on the head.
  223. (12:08:22 AM) Juri: "Dude I don't give a shit, I expected to lose, not to make a million"
  224. (12:08:50 AM) DM-Bro: Well speak of the devil Juri and Derrick are teleported to the feild.
  225. (12:08:57 AM) DM-Bro: "No hard feelings?"
  226. (12:09:01 AM) ***Juri blinks. "Well. That was sudden."
  227. (12:09:10 AM) ***Juri shakes her head and quickly shifts into a battle stance.
  228. (12:09:23 AM) DM-Bro: 2:8 Derrick
  229. (12:09:39 AM) DM-Bro: "HAHA 1BILLION ON BIRDMAN!"
  230. (12:09:43 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Nothing good comes from being sober in this tournament." Luka drains the remainder from his flask in a few deep gulps "1000G on the bird brain. YOU BETTER MAKE ME SOME MONEY!"
  231. (12:09:49 AM) DM-Bro: "YOU LOSE YOU'RE FIRED BIRD MAN!"
  232. (12:10:06 AM) Cyrin: 4000 on Derrick
  233. (12:10:15 AM) DM-Bro: "FUCK YOU TERRY I MIGHT LOSE NOW!"
  234. (12:10:21 AM) Eztli: "2000g on the birdbrain."
  235. (12:11:01 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+5
  236. (12:11:01 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
  237. (12:11:10 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+8
  238. (12:11:10 AM) DiceBro: Juri rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{24}
  239. (12:11:15 AM) Juri is now known as Juri|24
  240. (12:11:18 AM) DM-Bro: Juri you're up first.
  241. (12:11:49 AM) Juri|24: Cloak, run up, hit, recloak
  242. (12:12:05 AM) Juri|24: Hide/Move Silently in that order?
  243. (12:12:17 AM) DM-Bro: Mk
  244. (12:12:43 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+38 (Using my Chameleon Ring)
  245. (12:12:44 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+38 (Using my Chameleon Ring) --> [ 1d20=7 ]{45}
  246. (12:12:47 AM) Juri|24: Roll 1d20+35
  247. (12:12:47 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+35 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{49}
  248. (12:12:53 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+26 Spot
  249. (12:12:54 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+26 Spot --> [ 1d20=18 ]{44}
  250. (12:13:08 AM) DM-Bro: (SOOOOOOOO CLOSE FUCK YOU DICEBRO!)
  251. (12:13:15 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+9 Listen
  252. (12:13:15 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+9 Listen --> [ 1d20=10 ]{19}
  253. (12:13:16 AM) Juri|24: (BWAHAHAHAHA)
  254. (12:13:45 AM) DM-Bro: (2 Item uses left)
  255. (12:13:47 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+20
  256. (12:13:48 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{23}
  257. (12:13:50 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+15
  258. (12:13:50 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{22}
  259. (12:14:05 AM) DM-Bro: Miss and miss
  260. (12:14:10 AM) Juri|24: Welp.
  261. (12:14:15 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+28
  262. (12:14:15 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+28 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{30}
  263. (12:14:18 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+35
  264. (12:14:18 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+35 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{40}
  265. (12:14:21 AM) Juri|24: For recloaks
  266. (12:14:30 AM) DM-Bro: He flys into the air.
  267. (12:14:54 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+26 spot
  268. (12:14:55 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+26 spot --> [ 1d20=11 ]{37}
  269. (12:15:03 AM) DM-Bro: "I see you~"
  270. (12:15:12 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+26
  271. (12:15:12 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+26 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{29}
  272. (12:15:14 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21
  273. (12:15:14 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{23}
  274. (12:15:16 AM) Juri|24: "Then hit me~! LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!"
  275. (12:15:17 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+16
  276. (12:15:17 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{17}
  277. (12:15:19 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Come on b-burd! Make me money!" Luka slurs
  278. (12:15:28 AM) Juri|24: (first two hit)
  279. (12:15:34 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20
  280. (12:15:34 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
  281. (12:15:49 AM) DM-Bro: roll 2d8+15
  282. (12:15:49 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 2d8+15 --> [ 2d8=5 ]{20}
  283. (12:15:50 AM) DM-Bro: roll 2d8+15
  284. (12:15:51 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 2d8+15 --> [ 2d8=10 ]{25}
  285. (12:16:06 AM) DM-Bro: Derrick slips up at the end and is forced to land.
  286. (12:16:29 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+28
  287. (12:16:30 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+28 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{47}
  288. (12:16:31 AM) DM-Bro: He's 60 ft away
  289. (12:16:32 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+35
  290. (12:16:32 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+35 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{47}
  291. (12:16:51 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+26
  292. (12:16:52 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+26 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{43}
  293. (12:16:56 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+9
  294. (12:16:56 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{25}
  295. (12:17:06 AM) DM-Bro: "Damnit I just saw you"
  296. (12:17:11 AM) Juri|24: I rush forward 40 and end.
  297. (12:17:19 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+26
  298. (12:17:19 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+26 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{43}
  299. (12:17:23 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+9
  300. (12:17:23 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{26}
  301. (12:17:37 AM) DM-Bro: "FUCK YOU VICK THAT CLOAK WORKS TO WELL!"
  302. (12:18:05 AM) DM-Bro: Derrick flys into the air and ends.
  303. (12:18:14 AM) Juri|24: How far up is he?
  304. (12:18:17 AM) DM-Bro: 60 ft
  305. (12:18:23 AM) Juri|24: He's no fun.
  306. (12:18:33 AM) DM-Bro: He's a harpy suck his dick.
  307. (12:18:48 AM) Juri|24: Tossing my potion of darkness 20ft to my right.
  308. (12:18:53 AM) Juri|24: Ending with that.
  309. (12:19:31 AM) DM-Bro: "...Seriously you're going with that?" Derrick flys into the dark cloud and back out the other end.
  310. (12:19:40 AM) DM-Bro: "Hm..."
  311. (12:19:49 AM) DM-Bro: Your turn.
  312. (12:20:17 AM) Juri|24: What's his height now?
  313. (12:20:20 AM) DM-Bro: 40 ft.
  314. (12:20:27 AM) Juri|24: Can I jump at him?
  315. (12:20:31 AM) DM-Bro: Jump check.
  316. (12:20:35 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+22
  317. (12:20:35 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+22 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{32}
  318. (12:20:39 AM) DM-Bro: Grapple
  319. (12:20:49 AM) Juri|24: Uhhh
  320. (12:20:52 AM) Juri|24: what do I roll for that
  321. (12:20:56 AM) Juri|24: I never do grapples akflhsafdas
  322. (12:21:19 AM) DM-Bro: Just an attack roll
  323. (12:21:28 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+20
  324. (12:21:29 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{36}
  325. (12:21:31 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+15
  326. (12:21:32 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{32}
  327. (12:21:40 AM) DM-Bro: Only 1
  328. (12:21:46 AM) Juri|24: oh
  329. (12:21:49 AM) Juri|24: then it'd only count the first.
  330. (12:21:51 AM) DM-Bro: You cant double grapple
  331. (12:21:51 AM) Juri|24: My bad.
  332. (12:22:01 AM) Juri|24: I'm used >two slices being one attack
  333. (12:23:03 AM) DM-Bro: Ok now you can attack with you blades but no sneak attack I'll count the second roll so roll damage
  334. (12:23:28 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+20
  335. (12:23:28 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{21}
  336. (12:23:28 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+15
  337. (12:23:28 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{27}
  338. (12:23:28 AM) Juri|24: >that 1
  339. (12:23:52 AM) Juri|24: fuck off.
  340. (12:23:52 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20
  341. (12:23:52 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{18}
  342. (12:23:52 AM) DM-Bro: (I said roll damage dumbass)
  343. (12:23:52 AM) Juri|24: (Oh.. shh)
  344. (12:23:58 AM) Juri|24: roll 2d4+10
  345. (12:23:58 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 2d4+10 --> [ 2d4=3 ]{13}
  346. (12:23:59 AM) Juri|24: roll 2d4+10
  347. (12:23:59 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 2d4+10 --> [ 2d4=5 ]{15}
  348. (12:24:06 AM) DM-Bro: (ONLY ONE DUMBASS!)
  349. (12:24:15 AM) Juri|24: (YOU SAID COUNT THE SECOND ROLLSA LFKAHSDL)
  350. (12:24:18 AM) Juri|24: (GOD DAMN IT)
  351. (12:24:18 AM) DM-Bro: (I am seriously making a face.)
  352. (12:24:24 AM) Juri|24: I'll count the second roll so roll damage
  353. (12:24:28 AM) ***Juri|24 slaps Broick
  354. (12:24:39 AM) DM-Bro: "Oi lemme go da- OW YOU STABBED ME IN THE ASS WHAT THE FUCK!"
  355. (12:24:50 AM) Juri|24: "Get down before I do it again"
  356. (12:24:56 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+8
  357. (12:24:56 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{21}
  358. (12:24:58 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Bird! You best not lose or I'm gonna.... do... yeah!" Luka says swining his flask around wildly
  359. (12:25:00 AM) DM-Bro: Str check
  360. (12:25:12 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+4
  361. (12:25:12 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{22}
  362. (12:25:42 AM) Eztli left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 363 seconds).
  363. (12:25:44 AM) DM-Bro: You hand on despite him flailing about. "GET OFF OF ME ALREADY!"
  364. (12:25:54 AM) Juri|24: "I SAID FUCKING LAND"
  365. (12:26:00 AM) DM-Bro: "SUCK MY DICK YOU LAND!"
  366. (12:26:08 AM) DM-Bro: Your turn.
  367. (12:26:17 AM) Juri|24: Do I even roll to attack while I'm holding him?
  368. (12:26:26 AM) DM-Bro: You can.
  369. (12:26:26 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+20
  370. (12:26:26 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{22}
  371. (12:26:27 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+15
  372. (12:26:27 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{25}
  373. (12:26:30 AM) DM-Bro: One hit
  374. (12:26:36 AM) Juri|24: roll 2d4+10
  375. (12:26:36 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 2d4+10 --> [ 2d4=6 ]{16}
  376. (12:26:47 AM) DM-Bro: "GOD DAMNIT WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MY ASS WOMAN!"
  377. (12:26:54 AM) Juri|24: "FUCKING LAND AND I'LL STOP STABBING IT
  378. (12:26:57 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+8
  379. (12:26:57 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{27}
  380. (12:27:01 AM) DM-Bro: Str check
  381. (12:27:03 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+4
  382. (12:27:03 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
  383. (12:27:14 AM) DM-Bro: He finnaly flings you off sending you 40 ft down
  384. (12:27:24 AM) Juri|24: Can I tumble?
  385. (12:27:50 AM) DM-Bro: Yes
  386. (12:27:54 AM) Juri|24: roll 1d20+22
  387. (12:27:54 AM) DiceBro: Juri|24 rolled 1d20+22 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{32}
  388. (12:28:58 AM) DM-Bro: roll 4d6
  389. (12:28:58 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 4d6 --> [ 4d6=12 ]{12}
  390. (12:28:58 AM) Eztli [webchat@2b6f2293.322bbfaa.fios.verizon.net] entered the room.
  391. (12:28:59 AM) DM-Bro: Half damage
  392. (12:29:27 AM) Juri|24: I'm up again?
  393. (12:29:35 AM) DM-Bro: No.
  394. (12:29:51 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+26
  395. (12:29:51 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+26 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{42}
  396. (12:30:01 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21
  397. (12:30:01 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{35}
  398. (12:30:07 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+16
  399. (12:30:07 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{28}
  400. (12:30:29 AM) DM-Bro: roll 2d8+15
  401. (12:30:29 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 2d8+15 --> [ 2d8=9 ]{24}
  402. (12:30:29 AM) DM-Bro: roll 2d8+15
  403. (12:30:29 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 2d8+15 --> [ 2d8=9 ]{24}
  404. (12:30:29 AM) DM-Bro: roll 2d8+15
  405. (12:30:29 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 2d8+15 --> [ 2d8=7 ]{22}
  406. (12:30:44 AM) Juri|24: -22
  407. (12:30:53 AM) DM-Bro: He holds back to no you know...kill you.
  408. (12:30:53 AM) DM-Bro: not*
  409. (12:30:53 AM) Juri|24: How much did I have him at?
  410. (12:31:04 AM) DM-Bro: You brought him to about 90~ from ass stabs
  411. (12:31:19 AM) Juri|24: Okay well I knew I wasn't gonna win
  412. (12:31:23 AM) DM-Bro: "HAHA 8 BILLION GOLD!"
  413. (12:31:30 AM) Juri|24: The only chance I had was critting that beginning sneak attack.
  414. (12:31:46 AM) DM-Bro: Next is Bryce vs Tenkaiza.
  415. (12:31:48 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Yeah! Give me back my money!"
  416. (12:31:54 AM) DM-Bro: 2:2 Even odds.
  417. (12:32:55 AM) DiceBro: "8 BILLION ON BRYCE!"
  418. (12:32:58 AM) DiceBro: "HAHA!"
  419. (12:33:14 AM) Juri|24: Hn.. 150000 on Tenkaiza
  420. (12:33:20 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "2000G on Bryce. You better win this!" Luka attempts to drink from his empty flask
  421. (12:33:47 AM) Cyrin: 2000 Bryce
  422. (12:34:44 AM) Juri|24: Actually, I'll withhold.
  423. (12:34:48 AM) Eztli: "1000g on the Knight! Turn him into boots!"
  424. (12:34:55 AM) DM-Bro: Betting going once! Twice FUCK NIGGERS!
  425. (12:35:08 AM) DM-Bro: "I'll turn you into boots you dick!"
  426. (12:35:18 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+13
  427. (12:35:18 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{30}
  428. (12:35:27 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+6
  429. (12:35:28 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{18}
  430. (12:36:15 AM) DM-Bro: Bryce starts off by dashing forward and drawing a small circle around the both of them about 5ft in radius. "Face to face metal head lets do this!"
  431. (12:36:43 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+23
  432. (12:36:43 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{40}
  433. (12:36:43 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21
  434. (12:36:43 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{34}
  435. (12:36:43 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+16
  436. (12:36:43 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{31}
  437. (12:36:55 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Turn him into canned food Bryce!"
  438. (12:37:00 AM) DM-Bro: Bryce wraps his tail around Tenkaiza and squeezes then throws two punches into his jaw
  439. (12:37:13 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d8+13
  440. (12:37:14 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d8+13 --> [ 1d8=5 ]{18}
  441. (12:37:20 AM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  442. (12:37:20 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=11 ]{24}
  443. (12:37:21 AM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  444. (12:37:21 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=6 ]{19}
  445. (12:37:54 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+5
  446. (12:37:54 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{15}
  447. (12:37:58 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+8
  448. (12:37:58 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{27}
  449. (12:38:03 AM) DM-Bro: Bryce holds his grip tight.
  450. (12:38:08 AM) DM-Bro: Roll 1d20+23
  451. (12:38:08 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{36}
  452. (12:38:10 AM) DM-Bro: Roll 1d20+21
  453. (12:38:10 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{33}
  454. (12:38:12 AM) DM-Bro: Roll 1d20+16
  455. (12:38:13 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{18}
  456. (12:38:20 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d8+13
  457. (12:38:20 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d8+13 --> [ 1d8=5 ]{18}
  458. (12:38:28 AM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  459. (12:38:29 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=9 ]{22}
  460. (12:38:58 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+5
  461. (12:38:58 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{14}
  462. (12:39:03 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+8
  463. (12:39:03 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{19}
  464. (12:39:10 AM) DM-Bro: Bryce still has him held tight
  465. (12:39:15 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+23
  466. (12:39:16 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{28}
  467. (12:39:20 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21
  468. (12:39:20 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{22}
  469. (12:39:25 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+16
  470. (12:39:25 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{22}
  471. (12:39:32 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d8+13
  472. (12:39:32 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d8+13 --> [ 1d8=8 ]{21}
  473. (12:39:34 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20
  474. (12:39:35 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{10}
  475. (12:40:12 AM) DM-Bro: Bryce slips up on his punch and lossens his grip on Tenkaiza a bit
  476. (12:40:15 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+5
  477. (12:40:16 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{25}
  478. (12:40:52 AM) DM-Bro: Tenkaiza breaks the fuck out and surprises bryce. He draws two his two Gladius blades and gets a surprises attack on bryce.
  479. (12:41:06 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+20
  480. (12:41:06 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{21}
  481. (12:41:09 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+15
  482. (12:41:09 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{18}
  483. (12:41:11 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+10
  484. (12:41:12 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{23}
  485. (12:41:13 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Come on! You slacking! Kick his -hic- ass already!"
  486. (12:41:19 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20
  487. (12:41:19 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{18}
  488. (12:41:42 AM) DM-Bro: He slips up on his frist slash but recovers a bit but misses.
  489. (12:41:46 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+20
  490. (12:41:46 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{24}
  491. (12:41:50 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+15
  492. (12:41:50 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{17}
  493. (12:41:54 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+10
  494. (12:41:54 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{16}
  495. (12:42:04 AM) DM-Bro: He still cant seem to get a hit in.
  496. (12:42:13 AM) DM-Bro: "Nice try buddy but you're done here."
  497. (12:42:31 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+25
  498. (12:42:31 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+25 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{37}
  499. (12:42:34 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+25
  500. (12:42:34 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+25 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{38}
  501. (12:42:34 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+25
  502. (12:42:34 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+25 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{34}
  503. (12:42:35 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21
  504. (12:42:36 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{34}
  505. (12:42:38 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+16
  506. (12:42:38 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{22}
  507. (12:42:46 AM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  508. (12:42:47 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=16 ]{29}
  509. (12:42:47 AM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  510. (12:42:47 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=8 ]{21}
  511. (12:42:49 AM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  512. (12:42:49 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=10 ]{23}
  513. (12:42:50 AM) DM-Bro: roll 3d6+13
  514. (12:42:50 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 3d6+13 --> [ 3d6=15 ]{28}
  515. (12:43:47 AM) DM-Bro: He unleashes another flurry of blows onto Tenkaiza and beats the shit out of him finishing with an uppercut that knocks his helemt off. Bryce looks over to him. "Well I'll be damed your human."
  516. (12:44:17 AM) DM-Bro: Bryce wins btw
  517. (12:44:40 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "YEAH! Gimme my money!"
  518. (12:44:58 AM) DM-Bro: Final round. Derrick vs. Bryce.
  519. (12:45:28 AM) DM-Bro: 2:6 Bryce favored
  520. (12:45:35 AM) DM-Bro: 2:4*
  521. (12:45:47 AM) Juri|24: "HEY! DON'T LET HIM GRAB YOUR ASS LIKE I DID!"
  522. (12:46:17 AM) DM-Bro: "HEY IM NOT GAY!"
  523. (12:46:23 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Alright! 4000 on Bryce! You win and I'll buy you a drink or two!"
  524. (12:46:27 AM) Juri|24: "NO BUT MY BOYFRIEND IS!"
  525. (12:46:33 AM) Cyrin: 1000 Derrick
  526. (12:46:34 AM) ***Juri|24 starts cackling like an idiot
  527. (12:46:38 AM) DM-Bro: "THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE!"
  528. (12:46:39 AM) Juri|24: 100000 Bryce
  529. (12:46:41 AM) Juri|24 is now known as Juri
  530. (12:46:53 AM) Juri: "NEITHER DOES ME MAKING ONE MILLION GP"
  531. (12:46:57 AM) DM-Bro: "Wow your not even betting on him? What a dick."
  532. (12:47:03 AM) Eztli: "1000g on Bryce! I'LL JOIN YOU FOR THAT DRINK"
  533. (12:47:08 AM) DM-Bro: Kaitlyn adjusts her glasses
  534. (12:47:16 AM) Juri: "Meh, he'll rail me for it later."
  535. (12:47:28 AM) Juri: "I get what I want either way."
  536. (12:47:52 AM) DM-Bro: Legion looks confused. "What do you mean by 'railing'?"
  537. (12:47:53 AM) Eztli: "..."
  538. (12:47:54 AM) Juri: (That is the most sound reasoning in the fucking world, you know it.)
  539. (12:48:14 AM) Juri: "It's a double entendre."
  540. (12:48:36 AM) DM-Bro: "...We do not wish ti inquire further."
  541. (12:48:45 AM) Juri: "Wouldn't be the first time I heard it."
  542. (12:48:53 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+13
  543. (12:48:53 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{31}
  544. (12:48:58 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+5
  545. (12:48:58 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
  546. (12:49:08 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+6
  547. (12:49:08 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{14}
  548. (12:49:31 AM) DM-Bro: Bryce goes first and makes a mad dash for the harpy.
  549. (12:49:52 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+23
  550. (12:49:53 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{38}
  551. (12:49:55 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+18
  552. (12:49:55 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{28}
  553. (12:50:23 AM) DM-Bro: Bryce wraps Derrick up with his tail and bites him on the shoulder injecting his venom into him.
  554. (12:50:28 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d8+13
  555. (12:50:28 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d8+13 --> [ 1d8=3 ]{16}
  556. (12:51:27 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+8
  557. (12:51:27 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}
  558. (12:51:37 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+8
  559. (12:51:38 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
  560. (12:51:48 AM) DM-Bro: Derrick manages to break free from his grasp.
  561. (12:52:01 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+11
  562. (12:52:01 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{14}
  563. (12:52:34 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d12
  564. (12:52:35 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d12 --> [ 1d12=1 ]{1}
  565. (12:52:57 AM) DM-Bro: Derrick takes flight and blasts past Bryce.
  566. (12:53:04 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+26
  567. (12:53:05 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+26 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{38}
  568. (12:53:06 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21
  569. (12:53:07 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{41}
  570. (12:53:09 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+16
  571. (12:53:09 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{19}
  572. (12:53:13 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+11
  573. (12:53:14 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{13}
  574. (12:53:21 AM) DM-Bro: Bryce falls over dead.
  575. (12:53:37 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "WHAT!! YOU BASTARD!"
  576. (12:53:41 AM) Eztli: "..."
  577. (12:53:42 AM) DM-Bro: "YEAH BITCH!"
  578. (12:53:50 AM) DM-Bro: "SUCK MY FEATHERED DICK!"
  579. (12:53:51 AM) ***Juri smirks
  580. (12:53:59 AM) Eztli: "You still want that drink, boot-boy?"
  581. (12:54:19 AM) Juri: "That's my boy."
  582. (12:54:51 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "I'll.. buy you a drink anyway you jackass. For having the kindness not to hold back during our fight." Luka tells Bryce.
  583. (12:55:18 AM) DM-Bro: Derrick cheers and celebrates on the feild taking a few victory laps.
  584. (12:55:33 AM) DM-Bro: "WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS! DERRICK IS OUR CHAMPION!"
  585. (12:55:34 AM) ***Juri stands up and starts clapping. "THERE YOU GO!!"
  586. (12:56:18 AM) DM-Bro: There would be a longer description but your Dm is lazy and everyone from Vicks and a few others all meet up at the Purple Oni to celebrate.
  587. (12:56:24 AM) Luka|MahBoy: (we're skipping the magic tournament right)
  588. (12:56:44 AM) DM-Bro: Derrick wins 100k Bryce 75k Juri and Tenkaiza 50k
  589. (12:56:53 AM) Juri: DAMN IT
  590. (12:57:01 AM) Juri: THE REASON I BET THE 100K WAS TO BE AT A MILLION EVEN
  591. (12:57:06 AM) DM-Bro: Pffft
  592. (12:57:06 AM) Juri: THAT FUCKING BACKFIRED.
  593. (12:57:12 AM) Juri: ..Oh well golds gold
  594. (12:57:16 AM) Eztli: I'll take it~
  595. (12:57:26 AM) Cyrin: (Buy me 50000 gold worth of shiny toys.)
  596. (12:57:38 AM) ***Juri pats everyone on the back
  597. (12:57:42 AM) DM-Bro: "HAHA DRINKS ARE ON ME! FOR EVERYONE DRINK ALL YOU WANT!"
  598. (12:57:49 AM) DM-Bro: "Wooo!~"
  599. (12:57:56 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Aweome!"
  600. (12:58:34 AM) Eztli: "Promotions!"
  601. (12:59:21 AM) DM-Bro: Everyone from Vicks is of course present along with everyone who competed. So that includes Ahri, Rosa, Castiel, Ancal, Yukiko, and a few of the NPC's from before.
  602. (12:59:35 AM) DM-Bro: Who wants to be drunk with who for some fun interactions?
  603. (12:59:40 AM) Luka|MahBoy: (for the ahri final round deus ex whatever we call it. Can I put 15k on her and get whatever profits come with it?)
  604. (12:59:55 AM) DM-Bro: (I will allow it because you would do it.)
  605. (1:00:03 AM) DM-Bro: (You only get 15k though)
  606. (1:01:04 AM) DM-Bro: Ok who wants to interact with who?
  607. (1:01:55 AM) Juri: You already know I don't even have to say a damn thing.
  608. (1:02:02 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Bryce. How the hell did you punch that f-f-fast? That shit hurt you bastard!" Luka lays his chest across the table.
  609. (1:02:23 AM) DM-Bro: "It's cause...I'm like....ATATATATATATATATATATATATATAH~!
  610. (1:02:24 AM) DM-Bro: "
  611. (1:02:38 AM) DM-Bro: "And then BAM shit gets punched!"
  612. (1:02:40 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy fakes rapid chest punches and falls backwards into his chair laughing
  613. (1:02:59 AM) DM-Bro: Bryce is laughing his ass off as well. Well snake ass you know the drill.
  614. (1:03:31 AM) ***Uvel is, apperantely, not on LCD anymore and on the tavern even though he has said shit for the longest time. He is however drinking and seemingly talking to himself. "Sir Dragonius, our adventure through the bear forest down the wiskey river must continue another time. We are here for celebration!"
  615. (1:03:37 AM) Uvel: (er beard forest)
  616. (1:03:40 AM) ***Juri starts giggling and looks at the harpy. "Y-You didn't..-hic- expect me to jump and grab you...d-did you?"
  617. (1:03:59 AM) DM-Bro: "No~ And why did you stab...-hic- mah bumm....It huuuuuuuuuurt!"
  618. (1:04:08 AM) Juri: "Because you wouldn't laaaannnnnd~"
  619. (1:04:18 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "That was a great tournament. And Ahri won! WOOOOOOO-hic-OOOOOO!" Luka brushes the part of his face ahri's tail touched
  620. (1:04:22 AM) DM-Bro: "Well I'm a fuuucking bird! What do you expect me to swim!"
  621. (1:04:24 AM) ***Juri starts laughing against "Y-You know thatsh not faaaiiiirrrr"
  622. (1:04:45 AM) Juri: "Thatsh like..the fuckin -hic- food chain.."
  623. (1:04:48 AM) DM-Bro: "You turned invisible thats not far!...wait fair!"
  624. (1:05:11 AM) Juri: "But you have those wingsh~! You can live in the shhkyyyyyy"
  625. (1:05:25 AM) ***Eztli sloshes back a pint, "Well... atleassssth you didn't have to bother with a ssssack of copper coinss..."
  626. (1:05:30 AM) ***Juri starts laughing as she slumps against the table. "Skkkyyyyyyyy..."
  627. (1:05:35 AM) DM-Bro: Ahri giggles next to Luka and wraps her fluffy tails around him. "I'm just that -hic- great~"
  628. (1:05:36 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+12 fort save
  629. (1:05:36 AM) DiceBro: Luka|MahBoy rolled 1d20+12 fort save --> [ 1d20=5 ]{17}
  630. (1:05:59 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy coughs a bit "I... uhh... I'm ok..."
  631. (1:06:01 AM) ***Cyrin shmoozes in the background.
  632. (1:07:12 AM) DM-Bro: Kaitlyn now lossened up drunkenly wraps an arm around Eztli and half chokes him bringing his head into her left breast., "Thisss guy here....he's like...a lizard but he...he can shoot -hic-...almost as good as me!"
  633. (1:07:36 AM) DM-Bro: She gigles uncrontolably and sips her drink a bit
  634. (1:07:42 AM) Uvel: "Excuse me, madam of this establishment. I require more alcohol, especifically whiskey for myself and my compatriote here. Hm?...Oh fine, SCOTH for my compatriote. Both are great drings for gentlemen such as ourselves! ...In fact. COME OUT SIR JEEVESTON!" He says as he opens a portal and summons his dire bull mount.
  635. (1:07:50 AM) Uvel: "LET US DRINK GENTLEMEN! LET US DRINK TO OUR UNION!"
  636. (1:08:05 AM) Eztli: "C-cant... breeeaattth.." Eztli says, his arm attempting to flail.
  637. (1:08:20 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy takes a sip from his beer
  638. (1:08:32 AM) DM-Bro: Cherry laughs uncontrollably as she brings you your drinks. "Normally I'd say no to the bull but Terry is paying for everything so why not."
  639. (1:08:34 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "To our... uh... unison! or whatever..."
  640. (1:09:04 AM) DM-Bro: "Nyohoho~ Maybe we can 'unite' after..-hic-... this~"
  641. (1:09:16 AM) Juri: "Thatsh diiirrrrtyyyy~!"
  642. (1:09:30 AM) DM-Bro: (Ahri said that)
  643. (1:09:37 AM) DM-Bro: (Luka getting that fluffy tail)
  644. (1:09:39 AM) Juri: (still stands)
  645. (1:09:44 AM) Uvel: "Hm, whattchu mean you can't see 'im Jeevston? That's only because you don't have enough gentlemen inside of you. HERE!" He starts giving the dire bull more and more alchohol. "DRINK SIR JEEVSTON, DRINK SO WE CAN GO TO GENTLELANDS!"
  646. (1:10:27 AM) Eztli: "Annd for the recordsss... that eassssthern guy can make niissseeee bulletsss..!" Eztli hiccups.
  647. (1:10:43 AM) DM-Bro: Shaya sits next to Cyrin with a weirded out look on her face. "Holy shit they are messed up."
  648. (1:10:48 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "A-Ahri! Luka stumbles in his seat but can't sit up. G-Glad you won! I mean I knew y-y-you would!" Luka blushes an even deeper shade of red than should be possible
  649. (1:11:10 AM) ***Cyrin laughs a bit. "...Are they? Sometimes I can't tell the difference."
  650. (1:11:15 AM) Luka|MahBoy: (shoul've seperated the sentence. you get it)
  651. (1:11:20 AM) Uvel: "...Hm, but the speed of your consumption is not enough...!" He stumbles around and comes back to the dire bull and (imaginary) dragon with! A FUNNEL! "HERE SIR JEEVSTONE, WITH THIS WE CAN AUGMENT YOUR DRINKING SPEED!" He says as he puts the funnel down the bull's mouth, grabs two nearby bottles, and just starts pouring them down.
  652. (1:11:31 AM) DM-Bro: "Dude...I'm Tenkaiza! not EAST MAN!" He fills his cylinder up with alchoal and shoots a stream into his mouth. "AHAHA! IM A GENIUS! BOOZE CANNON!"
  653. (1:12:14 AM) Eztli: "F-FUND IT!!!" Eztli says, wagging arm around.
  654. (1:12:29 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "T-thi-this makes... what is going on?" Luka says [X] touching the fluffy tails
  655. (1:13:34 AM) Uvel: "QUICK!" He says as he points to Cherry then to Yukino. "SIR JEEVESTON CLEARLY NEEDS MORE, AND HE!" He puts his ears close to the continiously chugging bull. "PREFERS HIS DRINK ON THE ROCKS!"
  656. (1:14:12 AM) DM-Bro: Tenkaiza pours more booze into his cylinder and fires it at Eztli.
  657. (1:15:07 AM) DM-Bro: "I think the bear -hic- is getting the bull drunk~"
  658. (1:15:13 AM) Eztli: "Promossshionsss!"
  659. (1:15:36 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Promoosuns!" Luka throws his hands in the air
  660. (1:15:43 AM) Uvel: "LADIES, I NEED THOSE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AND ICE POST HASTE! Don't worry Sir Jeevston, soon you shall see the Pipe houses along with the Top Hat castle."
  661. (1:15:54 AM) DM-Bro: "HAHA PROMOTIONS FOR EVERYONE!" Terry kills an entire bottle of scotch in one swig.
  662. (1:16:20 AM) DM-Bro: "Piss of druggie bear!" Yukiko lets off a cone of cold at Uvel and freezes him and the bull.
  663. (1:16:48 AM) DM-Bro: "Have that on the rocks." She goes back to lightly sipping her cocktail.
  664. (1:16:57 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+17
  665. (1:16:58 AM) DiceBro: Uvel rolled 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{24}
  666. (1:17:13 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "That isn't n-nice to d-do! I'll save you my kind gentlebear!"
  667. (1:17:19 AM) Eztli: "Hey guyssss, he'sss a polar bearr!"
  668. (1:17:28 AM) DM-Bro: "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT"
  669. (1:17:49 AM) ***Cyrin sighs and casts Dispel Magic on the bear.
  670. (1:17:54 AM) ***Juri starts laughing so hard she falls out of her chair
  671. (1:17:57 AM) DM-Bro: Derrick, Tenkaiza and nearly everyone laughs there ass off
  672. (1:18:28 AM) DM-Bro: Legion seems to be the most messed up though. Is he doing the robot on the counter?
  673. (1:19:01 AM) ***Uvel continues to get the bull drunk off his ass the moment he's unfrozen. He then mounts him, points to a wall, and goes "RIGHT THEN SIR JEEVSTON, TO ADVENTUUUUUUUUUURE!" And the bull takes off, making a hole in the wall the shape of a bear riding a bull...huh.
  674. (1:19:34 AM) DM-Bro: "Terry you're paying for that." Azule says nonchantly as she pours another drink.
  675. (1:19:42 AM) DM-Bro: "HAHA WHO CARES!"
  676. (1:19:55 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  677. (1:19:55 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=68 ]{68}
  678. (1:20:02 AM) DM-Bro: He gets arrested.,
  679. (1:20:15 AM) DM-Bro: You're in jail for the night.
  680. (1:20:19 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  681. (1:20:19 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=58 ]{58}
  682. (1:20:23 AM) DM-Bro: Luka you score.
  683. (1:20:33 AM) DM-Bro: You got the fluffy tail
  684. (1:20:37 AM) DM-Bro: And then some.
  685. (1:20:38 AM) Luka|MahBoy: [X] All the tails
  686. (1:20:45 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  687. (1:20:45 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=85 ]{85}
  688. (1:20:53 AM) DM-Bro: Terry makes similar hole in the wall
  689. (1:20:57 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  690. (1:20:57 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=88 ]{88}
  691. (1:21:04 AM) DM-Bro: They TRY to arrest him.
  692. (1:21:09 AM) DM-Bro: But its Terry.
  693. (1:21:14 AM) DM-Bro: He does this shit all the time
  694. (1:21:23 AM) DM-Bro: He's not even drunk
  695. (1:21:26 AM) DM-Bro: He's just Terry
  696. (1:21:31 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  697. (1:21:31 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=27 ]{27}
  698. (1:21:49 AM) DM-Bro: Tenkaiza attemps to make a booze crystal
  699. (1:21:52 AM) DM-Bro: But fails
  700. (1:21:57 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  701. (1:21:57 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=8 ]{8}
  702. (1:22:07 AM) DM-Bro: Kaitlyn ends up puking.
  703. (1:22:09 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  704. (1:22:10 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=54 ]{54}
  705. (1:22:13 AM) DM-Bro: On Eztli
  706. (1:22:17 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  707. (1:22:18 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=68 ]{68}
  708. (1:22:27 AM) DM-Bro: Bryce gets into a bar fight with the Minotaur
  709. (1:22:31 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  710. (1:22:31 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=74 ]{74}
  711. (1:22:36 AM) DM-Bro: He beats the shit out of him
  712. (1:22:41 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  713. (1:22:41 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=48 ]{48}
  714. (1:23:02 AM) DM-Bro: Ancal drunkly forges an Eldrain Beer Bong Stand
  715. (1:23:06 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  716. (1:23:06 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=96 ]{96}
  717. (1:23:12 AM) DM-Bro: ERRYONE GETS EVEN MORE FUCKED UP
  718. (1:23:21 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  719. (1:23:21 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=77 ]{77}
  720. (1:23:36 AM) DM-Bro: Kaitlyn pukes again
  721. (1:23:37 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  722. (1:23:38 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=53 ]{53}
  723. (1:23:46 AM) DM-Bro: On Eztli....again
  724. (1:23:49 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  725. (1:23:49 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=18 ]{18}
  726. (1:24:03 AM) DM-Bro: Yukiko remains sober
  727. (1:24:05 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  728. (1:24:06 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=55 ]{55}
  729. (1:24:19 AM) DM-Bro: She freezes a few more people who piss her off
  730. (1:24:34 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  731. (1:24:34 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=41 ]{41}
  732. (1:24:59 AM) DM-Bro: Evan swims in beers
  733. (1:25:00 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  734. (1:25:01 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=35 ]{35}
  735. (1:25:07 AM) DM-Bro: He drinks 3 of them.
  736. (1:25:11 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  737. (1:25:12 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=42 ]{42}
  738. (1:25:29 AM) DM-Bro: Someone trys to mug him when he leaves
  739. (1:25:31 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  740. (1:25:32 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=98 ]{98}
  741. (1:25:44 AM) DM-Bro: They never identified the ashes
  742. (1:26:37 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  743. (1:26:37 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=89 ]{89}
  744. (1:26:52 AM) DM-Bro: Legion does various dances and just listens to that soul all night
  745. (1:26:54 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  746. (1:26:54 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=42 ]{42}
  747. (1:27:01 AM) DM-Bro: He is the life of the party
  748. (1:27:04 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  749. (1:27:04 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=5 ]{5}
  750. (1:27:09 AM) DM-Bro: He will not remeber shit
  751. (1:27:40 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  752. (1:27:41 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=99 ]{99}
  753. (1:27:50 AM) DM-Bro: He leaves early
  754. (1:27:52 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  755. (1:27:52 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=13 ]{13}
  756. (1:28:12 AM) DM-Bro: He brings Juri with him despite her wanting to stay and get drunk...welll drunker.
  757. (1:28:22 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  758. (1:28:23 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=16 ]{16}
  759. (1:28:35 AM) DM-Bro: Kaitlyn pukes again
  760. (1:28:37 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  761. (1:28:37 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=17 ]{17}
  762. (1:28:39 AM) DM-Bro: On Eztli
  763. (1:28:46 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  764. (1:28:46 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=40 ]{40}
  765. (1:28:47 AM) Eztli: "OH COME ON"
  766. (1:28:52 AM) DM-Bro: while they were making out
  767. (1:29:04 AM) ***Eztli flips the bed.
  768. (1:29:29 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  769. (1:29:29 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=17 ]{17}
  770. (1:29:40 AM) DM-Bro: Bryce actually gets drunk at some point
  771. (1:29:44 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  772. (1:29:44 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=13 ]{13}
  773. (1:29:50 AM) DM-Bro: So do Azule and Cherry
  774. (1:29:53 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  775. (1:29:53 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=88 ]{88}
  776. (1:29:59 AM) DM-Bro: They disappear
  777. (1:30:06 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  778. (1:30:06 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=34 ]{34}
  779. (1:30:14 AM) DM-Bro: Shaya takes over as bartender
  780. (1:30:17 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  781. (1:30:18 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=17 ]{17}
  782. (1:30:26 AM) DM-Bro: She's a fucking boss.
  783. (1:30:44 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  784. (1:30:44 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=49 ]{49}
  785. (1:30:49 AM) DM-Bro: Kaitlyn
  786. (1:30:52 AM) DM-Bro: Does not puke
  787. (1:30:55 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  788. (1:30:55 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=98 ]{98}
  789. (1:31:20 AM) DM-Bro: Instead she gets puked on by Eztli
  790. (1:31:29 AM) DM-Bro: Sweet revenge
  791. (1:31:46 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  792. (1:31:46 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=28 ]{28}
  793. (1:31:55 AM) DM-Bro: Cyrin stays sober.
  794. (1:32:05 AM) DM-Bro: He's to straight edge for this shit.
  795. (1:32:10 AM) DM-Bro: NO FUN ALLOWED
  796. (1:32:17 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  797. (1:32:18 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=8 ]{8}
  798. (1:32:35 AM) DM-Bro: The party eventually gets busted by the gaurd who sends everyone home
  799. (1:32:37 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  800. (1:32:37 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=80 ]{80}
  801. (1:33:05 AM) DM-Bro: But then Legion gets them to join the party.
  802. (1:33:14 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  803. (1:33:14 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=60 ]{60}
  804. (1:33:22 AM) DM-Bro: But the party does end.
  805. (1:33:25 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  806. (1:33:25 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d100 --> [ 1d100=41 ]{41}
  807. (1:33:29 AM) DM-Bro: At 4 am
  808. (1:34:04 AM) DM-Bro: Everyone is horribly hung over.
  809. (1:34:16 AM) DM-Bro: Minus Cyrin, Yukiko and Shaya
  810. (1:34:40 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  811. (1:34:40 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{102}
  812. (1:34:44 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  813. (1:34:44 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{110}
  814. (1:34:45 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  815. (1:34:45 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{103}
  816. (1:34:46 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  817. (1:34:46 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{106}
  818. (1:34:46 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  819. (1:34:47 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{105}
  820. (1:34:47 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  821. (1:34:47 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{104}
  822. (1:34:48 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  823. (1:34:48 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{106}
  824. (1:34:49 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  825. (1:34:49 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{114}
  826. (1:34:50 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  827. (1:34:51 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{101}
  828. (1:34:52 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  829. (1:34:53 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{108}
  830. (1:34:53 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  831. (1:34:53 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{115}
  832. (1:34:55 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  833. (1:34:56 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{111}
  834. (1:34:57 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  835. (1:34:58 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{102}
  836. (1:34:58 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+100
  837. (1:34:59 AM) DiceBro: DM-Bro rolled 1d20+100 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{120}
  838. (1:35:13 AM) DM-Bro: The Terry mobile is gone.
  839. (1:35:15 AM) DM-Bro: Both of them
  840. (1:35:31 AM) DM-Bro: Instead a helipad like thing is built
  841. (1:36:22 AM) ***Uvel is still on jail, with almost no memory of the night before. However all around his sell are etches he made with his claws of him, sir draconius, and sir Jeevston going to magical adventures.
  842. (1:36:29 AM) Uvel: (er cell)
  843. (1:37:16 AM) DM-Bro: Fuck it
  844. (1:37:27 AM) DM-Bro: You guys know what the Shuttle in Tales of Graces looks like?
  845. (1:37:33 AM) DM-Bro: You now have that.
  846. (1:38:50 AM) DM-Bro: Vick spent 15 billion gold and all night with the two Terry mobiles
  847. (1:38:53 AM) DM-Bro: and made that
  848. (1:39:31 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy wakes up in a foreign warm bed... wait a minute that isn't a bed... it is a pile of fluffy tails on the floor! And he slowly remembers most things. "What have I do-... Wait..." He then remembers his slight phobia of fluffy tails and it is now gone. "I can get used to this."
  849. (1:41:29 AM) ***Eztli is sitting in his sauna, drying off after an incalculable amount of time in the tub. "So.... dirty...."
  850. (1:43:37 AM) ***Uvel looks around his surroundings. "....I've lost control of my life."
  851. (1:46:13 AM) ***Uvel looks up and sees chocolate pudding stuck on the ceiling. "...How?" He then sighs, sits on corner, and sings to himself the songs of Sir Bearington.
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