You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hiya
You: hey baby
Stranger: Ummm
You: wanna touch my poop crust?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I'd love that
Stranger: That's my fav thing
Stranger: How crusty are we talkin here?
You: so flaky
You: like some flaky brown biscuits
Stranger: I do love flakey brown biscuits
You: it was created in pulses, so there's rings in the crust
You: if i bend over, will you count them?
You: reaaal slowly
Stranger: No I just wanna touch em
Stranger: I'm not old enough to count yet
Stranger: I'm like
Stranger: 4
Stranger: I just touch stuff right now
Stranger: I think im 4
Stranger: Don't know how many that is yet
You: wow! you're such a big boy
You: look at your
You: fingers
Stranger: I hope 4 is a lot tho
You: they're just aching to touch it and get all juicy
Stranger: Yeah and then I might take a nap later
Stranger: Or play with my toys
Stranger: Idk her
Stranger: *yet
Stranger: I'll cross that bridge when I get there
You: i'll count the rings for you
You: there's 4 of them
Stranger: How many is 4?
You: if i touch them to hard it breaks and starts feeling wet
You: little cracks form
Stranger: My poop isn't big yet
Stranger: I just got poty trained tho
Stranger: So I can poop and pee not on myself now
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Sometimes
You: that's okay
Stranger: It gets on me every now and again
You: it happens to the best of us. some of us just do it professionally
You: i only let my poop crust get past 2 rings for premium clients
Stranger: M or F?
Stranger: Asl?
You: ASL is so boring
You: lets each get one question at a time
You: we have to answer 100% honest
You: okay
You: go
Stranger: I'm baby, 4, in the timeout corner
Stranger: I'm in timeout cause I touched a dudes poop
You: i'm female, 47, in sex rehab
You: i lost my leg as a combat nurse back in nam
Stranger: Sry a LADIES poop
Stranger: Sry a LADY VETERAN
Stranger: LADY CRIPPLE VETERAN
You: guys think it's so hawt when my crust starts covering the stump
Stranger: M 17 Tennessee
Stranger: So horny
You: awww
You: is this where i have to give my actual ASL
You: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineee
Stranger: M or F?
You: M 21 washington
Stranger: So I'll know to leave if M
You: lol
Stranger: Cause I only wanna talk to F
Stranger: Who wanna see pics of my junk
You: okayyyy, i'll just go troll the next person
You: pshhh
You: this 47 year old amputee wants one
Stranger: You trolled me so hard
You: ikr
Stranger: I can't recover
You: you didn't know i was trolling
Stranger: Well
You: you thought it was so real
Stranger: When someone asks if I wanna touch there poopy crust
You: you really wanted to count my rings
Stranger: I think it's real
You: you can't handle this real
Stranger: Most 47 war vets like that
Stranger: Cripples too
You: cripples and amputees
You: so hawt
You: keep talking
Stranger: So are we doing this or naw
Stranger: This stiffy won't go away
Stranger: Until I send a pic of it
You: here, let me google 'poop encrusted leg stump'
You: i'll send you some pics baybay
Stranger: I rub my rock hard cock on your poop encrusted leg stump
Stranger: The poop drips down your stump and onto the floor
Stranger: The nurse will clean it up later
You: the heat is melting it again
You: it's no longer a crust
Stranger: They won't let me back in here
You: but a sludge
Stranger: I go too jail for raping a war vets stump
Stranger: An older black gentleman rapes my butt
Stranger: I'm his wife now
You: BACK UP
You: WHAT'S HIS NAME
You: I'M BOUTS TO FLIP
Stranger: Uhhhh
Stranger: Whatever you want it to be babe