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- --battingProdigy began pestering chaturangaCaller--
- BP: the queen moves to e6 chanting her traditional battle cry as she leads her troops across the battlefield
- BP: home run!
- CC: heya jace!
- CC: wait hold on let me get to my chess set
- CC: okok
- CC: the white team does one of those group huddle things you see in the movies
- CC: and the king moves to A2 to discuss strategy with the pitcher
- CC: your move!
- BP: hmm
- BP: the bishop moves to e5 in order to advise to his queen the next course of action she should take
- BP: home run!
- CC: lol jace the king is still talking with the pitcher!
- CC: who threw that ball?
- CC: the referee looks at the suspects
- CC: uh which is the knight and he moves to B3
- BP: our king has no idea what youre talking about and is not satisfied with your bold false claims
- BP: he moves to h6 to protest against the referees accusations
- BP: home run!
- CC: hahahahaa! wow, the black team is really having a field day with this!
- CC: oh you shoulda seen the look my cousin just gave me
- CC: i dont think he gets whats so fun about this!
- BP: probably not
- BP: hows he doing by the way? stiill being awesome?
- CC: ugh yeah pretty much
- CC: he tamed a bird the other day and asked me to give it a name and everything
- CC: he can be so goofy without even realizing it
- CC: hes getting to be more and more of a hardass as i get older
- BP: whatd you name it?
- CC: i dunno, i wanted to think on it for a bit
- CC: something like harold, like that
- CC: but that seems like kind of a sucky name for a bird
- CC: any ideas?
- BP: hmm
- BP: you could name it a chess piece maybe?
- CC: yeah
- CC: actually i know whatd be cool
- CC: i should name it raja!
- CC: its a piece in chaturanga, my cousin would love that!
- BP: you never did tell me what chaturanga is
- CC: oh dude its like chess but WAY cooler!
- CC: well i mean it was chess at one stage
- CC: my cousin made me look it up after i didnt hate chess when i was little!
- CC: so its african and the raja is what they would call the king
- CC: as much as i can get sick of my cousin always telling me to study, i do sometimes learn cool stuff like that!
- BP: that sounds pretty cool actually
- CC: yeah, i wish i could read more history stuff
- CC: instead its like
- CC: bleh math
- CC: bleh science
- CC: bleh 'training to be a hero' bullcrap that my cousin wont stop going on about!
- BP: hey being a hero sounds awesome
- BP: theres nothing wrong with that
- CC: yeah, i dunno
- CC: i kinda just like wandering and stuff
- CC: i think if im being honest with myself its just mostly more boring than it sounds >.<
- BP: well youre an ordinary human training to be a hero
- BP: it wont really be an extraordinary adventure
- CC: yeah i dunno!
- CC: i just dont really think im cut out for it though!
- CC: so im gonna be 13 soonish
- CC: thats the age my cousin was when he found me
- CC: he like, went through a burning freaking city and took care of a baby by like hunting and building shelter in the wilds when he was only a bit older than me
- CC: i dont think i could do any of that stuff!
- BP: sure you can!
- BP: i know you can!
- BP: if i can get hit in the head with a fastball without a helmet you can do anything!
- CC: hahaha oh jace, thanks!
- CC: ah im glad your cool enough to talk to someone like me
- CC: when my cousin isnt monopolizing hours of my time!
- BP: nonsense! youre super cool! all i do is play baseball
- BP: youre always going on all these awesome adventures with your cousin and stuff!
- BP: i wish i could go on adventures
- CC: jace you dont just "play baseball"!
- CC: your a natural!
- CC: adventures are fun but theyre probably not as exciting as you make them sound
- BP: seems a lot more exciting than just always swinging a bat around
- CC: aww!
- CC: well the most exciting bit is always telling you about it!
- BP: speaking of
- BP: go on any new adventures lately?
- CC: yeah actually we went on a pretty big one the other day
- CC: we were out for the whole day and had to camp out in
- CC: well we went to the city where i was born
- CC: or, whats left of it at least
- CC: the place was practically melted, and there were these birds eeeeverywhere
- CC: it was really spooky!
- BP: wait whats left of it?
- BP: what happened to it?
- CC: my cousin says there was a big meteor right before i was born!
- CC: thats what i mean!
- CC: like, he was 13 and ran away from the city with me when all the adults werent able to!
- CC: he never mentions my parents but they didnt make it out either
- BP: dont you find it weird though?
- BP: how was your cousin able to get you out of the hospital?
- BP: and why didnt he bring your parents with?
- CC: man i dunno!
- CC: its such a sore subject with him, he told me literally everything i need to know
- CC: he was sooooo saaaad when we were at the ruins
- CC: he barely said anything and never laughed at my jokes!
- CC: er, more than he usual
- BP: yikes... bummer...
- CC: yeah... i have a theory that they were fighting about whether to leave or not
- CC: but he REALLY didnt like that theory
- CC: he keeps expecting me to be sad about it too but i dunno i dont remember it or them so why would i?
- BP: thats understandable
- BP: what is he up to now?
- CC: hes just playing his guitar on the other side of the campfire
- CC: moping!
- CC: but actually i think hes a bit more down than usual, im wondering if i should say something
- CC: argh jace! your better at these things than me! what should i do!
- BP: hmmm
- BP: well this worked in movies so itll probably work in real life right?
- BP: why dont you go down there and sing along to his song?
- BP: youre a good singer right?
- CC: lol youve never heard me sing jace!
- CC: but i like singing!
- CC: and i love singing with him!
- CC: yeah! your right! that should cheer him up!
- BP: thats the spirit!
- CC: lol jace well thanks for talking to me!
- CC: well continue the chess game later!
- BP: alright good luck!
- BP: and if its not too much trouble, do record your song for me, kay?
- CC: ok!!
- CC: will do!
- CC: take care!
- chaturangaCaller has ceased pestering battingProdigy
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