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Cinders wwhere there wwas once flame

Aug 5th, 2016
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  1. ==START==
  2. --battingProdigy began pestering chaturangaCaller--
  3. BP: the queen moves to e6 chanting her traditional battle cry as she leads her troops across the battlefield
  4. BP: home run!
  5. CC: heya jace!
  6. CC: wait hold on let me get to my chess set
  7. CC: okok
  8. CC: the white team does one of those group huddle things you see in the movies
  9. CC: and the king moves to A2 to discuss strategy with the pitcher
  10. CC: your move!
  11. BP: hmm
  12. BP: the bishop moves to e5 in order to advise to his queen the next course of action she should take
  13. BP: home run!
  14. CC: lol jace the king is still talking with the pitcher!
  15. CC: who threw that ball?
  16. CC: the referee looks at the suspects
  17. CC: uh which is the knight and he moves to B3
  18. BP: our king has no idea what youre talking about and is not satisfied with your bold false claims
  19. BP: he moves to h6 to protest against the referees accusations
  20. BP: home run!
  21. CC: hahahahaa! wow, the black team is really having a field day with this!
  22. CC: oh you shoulda seen the look my cousin just gave me
  23. CC: i dont think he gets whats so fun about this!
  24. BP: probably not
  25. BP: hows he doing by the way? stiill being awesome?
  26. CC: ugh yeah pretty much
  27. CC: he tamed a bird the other day and asked me to give it a name and everything
  28. CC: he can be so goofy without even realizing it
  29. CC: hes getting to be more and more of a hardass as i get older
  30. BP: whatd you name it?
  31. CC: i dunno, i wanted to think on it for a bit
  32. CC: something like harold, like that
  33. CC: but that seems like kind of a sucky name for a bird
  34. CC: any ideas?
  35. BP: hmm
  36. BP: you could name it a chess piece maybe?
  37. CC: yeah
  38. CC: actually i know whatd be cool
  39. CC: i should name it raja!
  40. CC: its a piece in chaturanga, my cousin would love that!
  41. BP: you never did tell me what chaturanga is
  42. CC: oh dude its like chess but WAY cooler!
  43. CC: well i mean it was chess at one stage
  44. CC: my cousin made me look it up after i didnt hate chess when i was little!
  45. CC: so its african and the raja is what they would call the king
  46. CC: as much as i can get sick of my cousin always telling me to study, i do sometimes learn cool stuff like that!
  47. BP: that sounds pretty cool actually
  48. CC: yeah, i wish i could read more history stuff
  49. CC: instead its like
  50. CC: bleh math
  51. CC: bleh science
  52. CC: bleh 'training to be a hero' bullcrap that my cousin wont stop going on about!
  53. BP: hey being a hero sounds awesome
  54. BP: theres nothing wrong with that
  55. CC: yeah, i dunno
  56. CC: i kinda just like wandering and stuff
  57. CC: i think if im being honest with myself its just mostly more boring than it sounds >.<
  58. BP: well youre an ordinary human training to be a hero
  59. BP: it wont really be an extraordinary adventure
  60. CC: yeah i dunno!
  61. CC: i just dont really think im cut out for it though!
  62. CC: so im gonna be 13 soonish
  63. CC: thats the age my cousin was when he found me
  64. CC: he like, went through a burning freaking city and took care of a baby by like hunting and building shelter in the wilds when he was only a bit older than me
  65. CC: i dont think i could do any of that stuff!
  66. BP: sure you can!
  67. BP: i know you can!
  68. BP: if i can get hit in the head with a fastball without a helmet you can do anything!
  69. CC: hahaha oh jace, thanks!
  70. CC: ah im glad your cool enough to talk to someone like me
  71. CC: when my cousin isnt monopolizing hours of my time!
  72. BP: nonsense! youre super cool! all i do is play baseball
  73. BP: youre always going on all these awesome adventures with your cousin and stuff!
  74. BP: i wish i could go on adventures
  75. CC: jace you dont just "play baseball"!
  76. CC: your a natural!
  77. CC: adventures are fun but theyre probably not as exciting as you make them sound
  78. BP: seems a lot more exciting than just always swinging a bat around
  79. CC: aww!
  80. CC: well the most exciting bit is always telling you about it!
  81. BP: speaking of
  82. BP: go on any new adventures lately?
  83. CC: yeah actually we went on a pretty big one the other day
  84. CC: we were out for the whole day and had to camp out in
  85. CC: well we went to the city where i was born
  86. CC: or, whats left of it at least
  87. CC: the place was practically melted, and there were these birds eeeeverywhere
  88. CC: it was really spooky!
  89. BP: wait whats left of it?
  90. BP: what happened to it?
  91. CC: my cousin says there was a big meteor right before i was born!
  92. CC: thats what i mean!
  93. CC: like, he was 13 and ran away from the city with me when all the adults werent able to!
  94. CC: he never mentions my parents but they didnt make it out either
  95. BP: dont you find it weird though?
  96. BP: how was your cousin able to get you out of the hospital?
  97. BP: and why didnt he bring your parents with?
  98. CC: man i dunno!
  99. CC: its such a sore subject with him, he told me literally everything i need to know
  100. CC: he was sooooo saaaad when we were at the ruins
  101. CC: he barely said anything and never laughed at my jokes!
  102. CC: er, more than he usual
  103. BP: yikes... bummer...
  104. CC: yeah... i have a theory that they were fighting about whether to leave or not
  105. CC: but he REALLY didnt like that theory
  106. CC: he keeps expecting me to be sad about it too but i dunno i dont remember it or them so why would i?
  107. BP: thats understandable
  108. BP: what is he up to now?
  109. CC: hes just playing his guitar on the other side of the campfire
  110. CC: moping!
  111. CC: but actually i think hes a bit more down than usual, im wondering if i should say something
  112. CC: argh jace! your better at these things than me! what should i do!
  113. BP: hmmm
  114. BP: well this worked in movies so itll probably work in real life right?
  115. BP: why dont you go down there and sing along to his song?
  116. BP: youre a good singer right?
  117. CC: lol youve never heard me sing jace!
  118. CC: but i like singing!
  119. CC: and i love singing with him!
  120. CC: yeah! your right! that should cheer him up!
  121. BP: thats the spirit!
  122. CC: lol jace well thanks for talking to me!
  123. CC: well continue the chess game later!
  124. BP: alright good luck!
  125. BP: and if its not too much trouble, do record your song for me, kay?
  126. CC: ok!!
  127. CC: will do!
  128. CC: take care!
  129. chaturangaCaller has ceased pestering battingProdigy
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