Mr_Wilt	The intercom speakers crackle to life.
	Wombat	Ryan looks up.
	Mr_Wilt	<Attention Poolboys.>
	Mr_Wilt	<Be advised. An anomaly has been stationed at Area-354 until further notice.>
	Wombat	"Here we go again..."
	Strife	In the cafeteria, Matt wakes up again.
	Strife	"That was a heckuva weird dream."
	Mr_Wilt	<Questions regarding the anomaly's presence may be asked at this time.>
	Wombat	<<Murphy to Central. Can I get a security briefing on this 'anomaly'?>>
	Sequence	Eva frowns and abandons Nolan to go grab her stuff.
	Mr_Wilt	<Please direct all questions toward the anomaly in question.>
	Mr_Wilt	Everybody, roll perception.
	Wombat	6df+6
	Glacon	Wombat: 6 (6df+6=+, -, -, +, +, -)
	Scantron	6df+7
	Glacon	Scantron: 7 (6df+7=-, -, +, +, -, +)
	Sequence	6df+4
	Glacon	Sequence: 9 (6df+4=+, +, +, +, +, 0)
	Strife	6df+7 I never remember my own staaaats
	Glacon	Strife: I never remember my own staaaats: 5 (6df+7=-, 0, -, -, +, 0)
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	Mr_Wilt	Matt, Eva, Ryan, and Green can hear the sound of footsteps and plastic wheels heading toward the cafeteria.
	Wombat	Ryan hauls ass to the cafeteria.
	Sequence	Eva follows, having gathered her items.
	Strife	Matt peeks his head out of the cafeteria door.
	TheRaven	Taggart is already sitting in the caf, with a coffee.
	Scantron	"Every fucking day..." Green rolls towards the cafeteria.
	Mr_Wilt	A man in his sixties appears in the doorway of the cafeteria, decked out in a sweatervest and fancy loafers.
	Mr_Wilt	Surely /this/ can't be the anomaly.
	Strife	"Good afternoon, sir."
	Wombat	"Mister Rogers/"
	Scantron	"Sup Gramps."
	Sequence	Eva stares.
	=-=	Salmander is now known as Salmander|Away
	Mr_Wilt	The man adjusts his glasses. The monkeys from Engineering wheel suitcases down the hall.
	Mr_Wilt	"Good evening, children! Quite a day, isn't it?"
	Sequence	Eva's stare is becoming rather suspicious.
	Wombat	"It's a good day to be a neighbour."
	Scantron	"Eh. So, you're the amonaly?"
	TheRaven	Taggart mutters something.
	Wombat	"So, what brings you here?"
	Strife	"Yes sir. Very good day."
	Strife	Matt has no clue what time of day it is.
	Mr_Wilt	The man scratches the snow-white stubble on his face. "Suppose I am, son. I'm Dr. Theodore Franklin."
	TheRaven	"What exactly are you doin' here?"
	Sequence	Eva straightfaces.
	Mr_Wilt	"Good question! I love questions."
	Mr_Wilt	"I'm being stationed here until proper accommodations may be made for me at Site-97."
	Wombat	"Ah. Well sir, do you need anyone to show you around the site?"
	=-=	Salmander|Away is now known as Salmander
	=-=	Salmander is now known as SalGMander
	Mr_Wilt	"That'd be lovely, Agent!"
	Wombat	"Okay sir. Where would you like to see first?"
	Sequence	Eva mutters something and trots back off to Engineering.
	Mr_Wilt	"Wherever is fine."
	TheRaven	Taggart stays in the caf, and decides to shadow Ryan and this weirdo.
	Scantron	Green also decides to follow along. But he's sure as hell not going into any rooms.
	Strife	Matt stifles a yawn, then shuffles back to the caf for coffee.
	Erit_Invictus	Damian steps out of his room
	Wombat	"Okay. This is the cafeteria. It's where we get the food. Have you been issued a room number?"
	Mr_Wilt	"I was told I'd be occupying Room 64."
	Wombat	"Okay. Let's drop your gear off there." Ryan leads the way to the dorms.
	TheRaven	He looks up Room 64 on the map. Anything significant about it?
	Mr_Wilt	Nope.
	Mr_Wilt	It's as normal as any other room issued to Foundation Agents.
	TheRaven	He stands up and follows Ryan and the man, keeping back far enough to not seem suspicious.
	Mr_Wilt	Dr. Franklin follows after Ryan.
	Scantron	Green is only several feet behind Dr. Franklin, suspicion be damned.
	=-=	Strife is now known as Strifeafkshortly
	Wombat	Ryan reaches the room. "Do you have a keycard?"
	Mr_Wilt	He pulls one out. "Indeed I do!"
	Mr_Wilt	The monkeys have already started moving his luggage into the room.
	Wombat	"All right. You just swipe it in the scanner there. Here's your bathroom, closet, bed... Pretty standard."
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	Scantron	"Okay, I'm just gonna ask- what makes you an amonaly?"
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	Mr_Wilt	Dr. Franklin turns around with a big, silly grin. "Oh, an even better question! I like your spunk, kid."
	Mr_Wilt	"I'm incapable of death, natural or otherwise."
	Scantron	"Sounds fun."
	TheRaven	Taggart looks rather annoyed.
	Mr_Wilt	"Absolutely!"
	Wombat	"Interesting. It's sort of sad, though."
	Wombat	"I mean, watching all your relatives and friends grow old..."
	Mr_Wilt	Dr. Franklin perks up. "Ah, yes, it was, but it's something you recover from."
	Wombat	"So what are you going to do at 97?"
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	Mr_Wilt	"I'm the first of many in a certain situation that have come to the Foundation for help. I'll be living the rest of my days under the protection of Site-97."
	Wombat	"So sort of like witness protection.
	Scantron	"Wouldn't that be forever?"
	Mr_Wilt	"Right you are, my boy! Forever!"
	Mr_Wilt	Dr. Franklin turns to Ryan. "Ah, but that's where you're wrong."
	Wombat	Ryan raises an eyebrow.
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	Mr_Wilt	"Are you familiar with SCP-349, Agent?"
	Wombat	"Negative, sir."
	Scantron	"Never heard of it."
	TheRaven	Taggart is damn suspicious by this point.
	Mr_Wilt	He smiles a smile full of salt. "It is a graveyard for immortals, such as myself."
	Scantron	Green frowns. "A what now?"
	Wombat	"So you just lie in the coffin forever?"
	Mr_Wilt	"No, Agent."
	Mr_Wilt	"We're killed."
	Wombat	"How do you kill someone who can't be killed?"
	Scantron	"Very carefully, I assume."
	Wombat	"This sounds like a good way to blow a hole in the universe."
	Mr_Wilt	Dr. Franklin's smile turns into a frown. A big one. "There are others out there who do not wish of our presence in this world. Other.. anomalies, you see."
	Wombat	Ryan hears something in his earpiece. "Excuse me sir, but I need to go. If you need me, just call security and ask for Agent Murphy.
	Wombat	Ryan gives Franklin a salute, and leaves.
	Mr_Wilt	Dr. Franklin waves as he leaves. "Will do, Agent Murphy."
	=-=	Wombat is now known as WombatAway
	Scantron	A pause. "I'd show you around, but I don't know where half the stuff is."
	Mr_Wilt	Dr. Franklin nods. "That's quite fine, Agent. I'll retire to my room, then." He walks through the doorway, the monkeys having finished bringing in his luggage.
	Mr_Wilt	"If you gentleman have any other questions, feel free to ask. I have nothing but time."
	Mr_Wilt	And with that, the door closes.