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[S] RAP-OFF!!!!!!!!!!

By: TokikoHyuuga on Feb 3rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.24 KB  |  views: 652  |  expires: Never
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  1. SQUAREWAVE: YO YO D-STRIZZLE I COULDN'T HELP BUT CHECK YOU LOADIN UP ON YOUR SYLLADILLY
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  3. SQUAREWAVE: CAN'T FOOL ME HOMES I KNOW WHAT THAT'S ABOUT
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  5. SQUAREWAVE: SO I JUST GOT ONE CAN OF SURPRISE NOODLES LEFT TO BUST OPEN HERE AND I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE YOUR NOODLES
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  7. SQUAREWAVE: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME??????????????
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  9. DIRK: Man, no.
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  11. DIRK: I already told you, I don't have time to disgrace you with my rhymes today. Sorry, dude.
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  13. SQUAREWAVE: THAT'S SO WHACK! I BEEN WATCHING YOU WASTE NOTHIN BUT TIME ALL LOOKIN AT YOUR HORSE PICTURES AND SHIT
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  15. SQUAREWAVE: SO I'M LIKE...
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  17. SQUAREWAVE: THAT SHIT'S AS WHACK AS I'M A GUY MADE OF METAL
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  19. SQUAREWAVE: SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN CAUSE WE GOT SHIT TO SETTLE
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  21. SQUAREWAVE: JUST PARK IT ON MY GRILL, YOU BE WHISTLIN LIKE A KETTLE
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  23. SQUAREWAVE: IF RAP'S A ONE WHEEL DEVICE YOUR FOOT DON'T REACH THE PEDDLE
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  25. SQUAREWAVE: WORD!
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  27. DIRK: God dammit. Alright, this is all you get.
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  29. DIRK: Rap off? Man, I gotta nap off your sad rap ambush. Shoot your ass down while I pap you with plush.
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  31. DIRK: I push mad facts on the hapless, shit's practically axiomatic; you don't talk smack with Orange Crush.
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  33. SQUAREWAVE: DAMN DOGG WHY AS A ROBOT I GOT TO BE SO PREDICTABLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO LIQUID LIKE THIS. IT AIN'T COOL!!!
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