Island of Misfit Toys 11

[20:50]	`GM	[Previously on whatever: whatever. Just have a repost of the last few lines from last session]
[20:50]	`GM	[22:39] Jonah [and approached he did. Jonah is there, all in his full glory, clad in birthday suit, showing every inch of his rather firm and delicious body.]
[20:50]	`GM	[22:40] Ai` attempts to hug Liu now, while also glancing at the newcomer.
[20:50]	`GM	[22:40] Jonah "Oh. Hey. 'Sup."
[20:50]	`GM	[22:40] Liu stares at him wide-eyed, face red and puffy
[20:50]	`GM	[22:40] Liu "...J-Jonah..."
[20:50]	`GM	[22:40] Jonah put his hands up, a mix of 'what's up' and 'sorry I'm late' -ish.
[20:50]	`GM	[22:41] Jonah "So I remember doing something and something"
[20:50]	`GM	[22:41] Jonah "and suddenly I am lying face down on a cold hard floor somewhere."
[20:50]	`GM	[22:41] Jonah "Sheesh, it IS cold. Wonder why the floor can be that cold."
[20:50]	`GM	[22:41] Liu explodes off the ground, tackling him mid-sentence, burying his face in her chest
[20:50]	`GM	[22:41] Jonah "BUHAH!"
[20:50]	`GM	[22:41] Liu "Jonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
[20:50]	`GM	[----------]
[20:52]	`GM	[The Colonel raises an eyebrow, but is clearly not surprised.]
[20:52]	`GM	[He checks his watch.]
[20:52]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "...Forty-one minutes."
[20:53]	Jonah	"So, unh..."
[20:54]	Jonah	struggles to get his breathe from duo airbag, still confused about the whole ordeal.
[20:54]	Jonah	"Can anyone fill me in about what happened just now?"
[20:56]	`GM	[Kat uncurls from her corner-ball somewhat, hearing a familiar voice that shouldn't be there..?]
[20:57]	Ai`	"You were injured by multiple massive slugs launched via chemical propellant."
[20:58]	Ai`	"I did not know your species had regenerative capabilities."
[20:58]	`GM	[The Colonel backs up to the wall, allowing some room for the children to reconcile.]
[20:59]	Jonah	"Whoa, wait! That asides, why am I buck naked!"
[21:00]	Liu	sobs, coddling him with enough force to normally be uncomfortable, apparently not bothers by his state of undress
[21:00]	`GM	Kitkat: "Ohmahgawd ohmahgawd OHMAHGAWD!"
[21:00]	`GM	[Kat begins bouncing up and down nervously yet excitedly at the sudden realization of Jonah's not-death.]
[21:02]	`GM	[She grips the back of an armchair with one hand, claws embedding themselves deeply into it. She alternates between pointing at Jonah with the other hand and covering her mouth.]
[21:03]	Ai`	"I do not know."
[21:03]	Ai`	observes for a moment.
[21:03]	Jonah	"Whoa! Hey! Whoa! seriously! this is not right!"
[21:03]	Liu	"I'm sorryyyyyyyyyy"
[21:04]	Jonah	is hugged by a rather boobylicious girl while naked. Couldn't say he hate this, but it's not appropriate!
[21:04]	Ai`	"Liu, you may wish to avoid physical contact with Jonah. That led to this situation."
[21:04]	Liu	adds, dragging him up enough to press her face against the side of his
[21:04]	Jonah	"And that talk about chemical whatever thing, too. This is quite grim!"
[21:08]	`GM	Kitkat: "Whatthehell whatthehell whyarentyouDEAD YouwereDEAD!!"
[21:09]	Jonah	"What! I am NOT DEAD!"
[21:09]	Jonah	protests.
[21:09]	`GM	[Kat tries to run up in front of Jonah to express her excitement properly, but finds herself unfortunately stuck to the chair.]
[21:09]	Jonah	"Actually I am pretty much alive and kicking, much of my chagrin! It's a pain to hide how lively I am!"
[21:10]	Jonah	"And leggo of me so I can at least dress like a decent human being!"
[21:10]	Liu	"Jonaaaaaah,"
[21:11]	Liu	continues crying, refusing to budge an inch, wrapping her legs and tail around him for good measure.
[21:12]	`GM	[Kat struggles for a few seconds before violently ripping her claws off the chair, taking a large piece of cloth with it and somehow knocking two legs off its base. She stares at it momentarily, as if to wonder how the heck that even happened.]
[21:13]	Jonah	"Bugger all, what happened! I remember her being all pissy about me a minute ago!"
[21:13]	`GM	Kitkat: "YOU WERE DEAD, YOU, YOU... STUPID!"
[21:15]	Jonah	"What the bloody hell?!"
[21:15]	Jonah	is too confused to process any of this shit
[21:15]	`GM	[The cat balls up her fists and hisses angrily at Jonah, not possessing Liu's guilt to hold her back.]
[21:17]	Ai`	"Jonah, would you like some clothes?"
[21:19]	Jonah	"Oh how very kind of you to notice YES PLEASE AND IF YOU WOULD HURRY UP THAT WILL BE PRISTINE."
[21:19]	Jonah	flails, rather angry at this point.
[21:20]	Jonah	"hey! Liu! Stop! Seriously! Or I threaten to do indecent things to you!"
[21:20]	Jonah	use that as a shock therapy.
[21:21]	Ai`	"Stop yelling."
[21:21]	Ai`	"That is what led to this situation, in the beginning."
[21:21]	Liu	mumbles something in return, muffled by the side of his head and his hair, squeezing him harder.
[21:22]	Jonah	goes blargle.
[21:22]	`GM	[The Colonel ducks out of the room for a moment, making a call on his walkie-talkie.]
[21:26]	Liu	[with liu's weight forward, Jonah falls forward on top of her. She makes a decent cushion.]
[21:27]	Jonah	feels that this is not the time to be pleasant, but he is pleasant nonetheless.
[21:31]	Jonah	raise himself up.
[21:32]	Jonah	"Okay, okay, I know you are happy to see me, but I need clothes, dammit."
[21:32]	Ai`	points to a nearby curtain.
[21:33]	Ai`	"Will that function until full clothes can be acquired?"
[21:33]	Jonah	"I'll take what I can get at this point. Thank you, Ai."
[21:35]	Liu	, refusing to be separated from Jonah yet, remains firmly stuck around him, providing as much decency as a human body can.
[21:37]	`GM	[Kaitlyn, getting fed up with nobody asking the active question, walks up and smacks Jonah in the shoulder.]
[21:37]	Jonah	"Ow! What?!"
[21:37]	`GM	KitKat: "WHY, AREN'T, MYOU, DEAD?!"
[21:37]	Ai`	crosses to the curtains and carefully removes one from its bar, offering it to Jonah.
[21:38]	`GM	[Kat smacks him again.]
[21:38]	Ai`	"I imagine the Colonel has an answer. Liu, please let go."
[21:38]	Liu	"N-no!"
[21:38]	Jonah	"Because I rather not be dead? Why the hell are youasking me this horseshit question?!"
[21:38]	`GM	Kitkat: "You were SHOT, like, a myillion times!"
[21:38]	Liu	shakes her head, clutching him protectively, still teary-eyed
[21:38]	Jonah	takes the curtain.
[21:38]	Jonah	"What? Me? shot? What for?
[21:39]	`GM	Kitkat: "You were DEAD, dammit! How the hell do I knyow why?!"
[21:39]	Jonah	questions this twisted logic as he ties the curtain around himself, looking like an ancient Roman aristocrat.
[21:39]	`GM	Kitkat: "It's nyot important you were DEAD!!"
[21:42]	`GM	[Kat smacks him a third time; he really feels this one.]
[21:42]	Jonah	"Can somebody explain me why I am being naked in the hallway, getting punch at, and beng accused of getting shot to death?!"
[21:43]	`GM	Kitkat: "What ARE myou?!"
[21:43]	`GM	Kitkat: "Some kinda ghost?!"
[21:43]	Jonah	"Argh, screw this. I'm heading to my quarter to get my spare uniform."
[21:44]	Ai`	"Liu, if you do not let go, he will remain naked."
[21:44]	Liu	"I'm not lettig go!"
[21:44]	Liu	's nose is starting to run
[21:45]	Jonah	"Fiiiiiiiiiine. You can come."
[21:45]	Jonah	slowly starting to not give a rat's ass anymore.
[21:45]	Ai`	frowns.
[21:46]	Ai`	"Liu, continued attachment could cause Jonah's 'death' to recur."
[21:46]	Ai`	"This is a risk we should avoid."
[21:46]	Liu	"B-b-but!"
[21:46]	Liu	protest to Ai, starting to tear up again
[21:47]	Jonah	walks towards his quarter despite the added weight. Kinda funny how she's all huffed up a while ago and now clinging to him like an extension.
[21:47]	Ai`	has no difficulty playing hardball, given her lack of emotional packages (so far).
[21:47]	Ai`	"Do you wish to get Jonah killed again?"
[21:47]	Ai`	follows with the curtain, just in case.
[21:48]	`GM	[Jonah and Liu find themselves quickly stopped by Colonel Samuelson, who is suddenly blocking the door.]
[21:48]	Jonah	"!"
[21:49]	Jonah	instinctively salutes.
[21:49]	Jonah	"Sir."
[21:49]	Ai`	nods at the new arrival.
[21:49]	Ai`	"Colonel."
[21:49]	`GM	[The Colonel grabs Jonah firmly by the neck, though not enough to prevent breathing, and pulls them eye to eye.]
[21:50]	Liu	hisses, tightening her grip on Jonah
[21:50]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "Mr. Moors? Don't you ever steal my plane again."
[21:50]	`GM	[The Colonel's voice is quite calm and smooth.]
[21:50]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "Are we understood?"
[21:51]	Jonah	"Uh, yessir?"
[21:51]	Jonah	does not really know what's going on, but he knows better than to question direct chain of commands.
[21:51]	`GM	[His grip tightens.]
[21:51]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "Mr. Moors! Don't you EVER steal my plane again! Are we understood?!"
[21:52]	Jonah	"Sir yes sir!"
[21:53]	Jonah	goes WTF in his head. He's not ready for this shit
[21:53]	`GM	[The grip is removed, and The Colonel vacates Jonah's personal space, though he's still blocking the door.]
[21:53]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "For the rest of you, I shall elaborate."
[21:57]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "Mr. Moors' body is in a constant state of what people who know more than me call 'retrostasis'. If he undergoes any kind of physical harm, his body reverts back to a previous state in which it was not harmed."
[21:58]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "Obviously, the more grievous the injury, the longer he takes to revert."
[21:58]	Ai`	stands and observes and nods, silent.
[21:58]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "This also includes memory, as you have so adamantly just experienced."
[22:00]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "You are now informed. Please TRY not to abuse the information."
[22:01]	Jonah	"Uh, okay?"
[22:01]	Liu	doesn't really get it, except something that requires her to nod. Which she does.
[22:01]	Jonah	"Wow, this is..."
[22:01]	Jonah	"And here I thought I am the normal one here..."
[22:01]	Jonah	's expression clouded.
[22:03]	Ai`	tries to offer words of comfort.
[22:05]	Ai`	"Your anomaly is helpful. Like me, you cannot die."
[22:05]	Ai`	pauses, before adding,
[22:05]	Ai`	"Except under extraordinary circumstances."
[22:05]	Liu	"R-really?"
[22:06]	Liu	looks up at Jonah and Ai, hopefully.
[22:06]	Ai`	looks up to Liu and Jonah, alternating glances between the whole party.
[22:06]	Jonah	is now in complete silent, unlike his loud attitude just now.
[22:06]	Jonah	"..."
[22:07]	Ai`	"Given sufficient mass, energy, and time, I could guarantee immortality for any being."
[22:07]	Ai`	"It seems Jonah would not require much modification."
[22:10]	Jonah	"Could you... pipe down for a bit? I need to process all this."
[22:11]	Jonah	goes get a seat.
[22:13]	Liu	, in a singular act of delicacy, loosen's to a light hug, sitting on the arm of the seat
[22:19]	`GM	[Kitkat has calmed down somewhat, and tries to distract herself from the strange realization by picking strands of fabric out of her claws.]
[22:20]	Ai`	moves next to Kitkat.
[22:20]	Ai`	"Are you alright now?"
[22:21]	`GM	[The feline is noticeably distracted.]
[22:21]	Jonah	"I have no bloody idea. Maybe?"
[22:22]	`GM	Kitkat: "Whuhoh, nyeah, I... guess I myean, I'm, cool..."
[22:22]	Jonah	"Suddenly I am now an immortal man. Yeah. Hard to take it all in, innit?"
[22:22]	`GM	Kitkat: "Oh, wait, uhh, nyou were talking to, him? S-sorry..."
[22:23]	Ai`	"No, I was talking to you."
[22:25]	Liu	raises her hand, patting Jonah's head shakily, like you would a small animal's.
[22:25]	Jonah	raises his head up.
[22:25]	Jonah	"So you know."
[22:25]	Jonah	"That's why you were all clingy."
[22:26]	Jonah	"Eh, might as well. Did I got shot?"
[22:26]	Ai`	"You still seem distressed. Can I aid you in some way?"
[22:26]	Ai`	continues to focus on Kat, since the other two seem stable at present.
[22:26]	`GM	Kitkat: "Oh, myou, myou were? S-sorry, again, then."
[22:26]	Liu	nods, tearing up again
[22:27]	`GM	[Kat shrugs, having freed the rest of her claws and staring into her padded palms.]
[22:28]	Jonah	"Bugger all. Colonen shot me, innit?"
[22:28]	Jonah	"Must be some serious shit to get me shot."
[22:28]	Liu	nods again
[22:28]	Ai`	"You have nothing to be sorry about, Kat."
[22:29]	`GM	Kitkat: "Nyo, nyo, I'll be fine, shiny-girl. Just, lost it for a sec, my'know?"
[22:29]	Jonah	looks around if the colonel is within earshot
[22:29]	`GM	[The Colonel is, of course, still standing in the doorway, observing them all.]
[22:31]	`GM	Kitkat: "I myean, seriously, what was up with that? And people called MYE weird behind my back when I was a kid..."
[22:32]	`GM	Kitkat: "That was just... That was just myessed up, Ai."
[22:33]	`GM	[Kat finds a nearby seat to stabilize herself. She drapes her tail across her lap, stroking it absentmindedly.]
[22:33]	Jonah	keep the rude remarks to himself for now
[22:33]	Jonah	"Right. Clothing. Gonna need one. "
[22:34]	Jonah	decide to stick to the current objective. One at a time.
[22:36]	Liu	"...nt...fto,"
[22:36]	`GM	Kitkat: "I'm nyot... I'm nyot used to any of this crap, Ai. I just stayed at home, myou knyow? Online classes, television, chat rooms..."
[22:36]	Liu	moves her mouth, sniffling, going redder in the face.
[22:36]	Jonah	"Huh? you what?"
[22:37]	`GM	Kitkat: "I was just... I got used to it. I was just mye, like, the cat-stuff, that didn't matter..."
[22:37]	Liu	squeaks, turning away rather sharply
[22:37]	Ai`	can't claim to fully understand her, but opens her arms to offer a hug.
[22:38]	`GM	[Kit hugs; it is cucumber-cool~]
[22:39]	Jonah	"?"
[22:39]	Liu	"Um!"
[22:39]	Liu	replies, unhelpfully.
[22:41]	Ai`	holds her lightly, turning her head to inspect the troublesome duo.
[22:42]	Jonah	shrugs.
[22:42]	Jonah	"Well, can't be in a toga all day, eh?"
[22:46]	Jonah	stands up.
[22:46]	Jonah	"Sir. Permission to leave the premise to fetch appropriate uniform, sir."
[22:46]	Jonah	asks for permission after he approaches the colonel.
[22:47]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "A moment. There is still the issue of your demerit..."
[22:48]	`GM	[The Colonel pulls a folder out from behind his back and taps it in his other hand.]
[22:48]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "Ms. Katrin?"
[22:48]	`GM	Kitkat: "Oh, umm, yes Mr. Samuelson?"
[22:50]	`GM	[Kaitlyn stands up and goes over to the Colonel, who hands her the file. She flips it open and looks at it for a short while before a look of worry crosses her face.]
[22:50]	`GM	Kitkat: "Ohh, umm... M-Me, sir? You want me to...?"
[22:51]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "No no, of course not. You'll be supervising; I want THEM to."
[22:51]	`GM	[The Colonel gestures to Liu and Jonah both.]
[22:51]	Liu	"Huh?"
[22:52]	Ai`	rises.
[22:52]	Ai`	"What is the task?"
[22:53]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "You, entity Ai, are not involved. You may observe, it you wish, but the responsibility lies with Ms. Liu and Mr. Moors."
[22:53]	`GM	[He turns to the two troublemakers.]
[22:53]	Liu	"W-what is it?"
[22:53]	Liu	asks, nervously, tail flicking
[22:54]	Ai`	keeps her attention upon the colonel.
[22:54]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "Since the both of you clearly do not have enough to occupy yourselves that you must create trouble, I will give you something to occupy yourselves with."
[22:55]	Jonah	"Oh boy that sounds really unpleasant."
[22:56]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "There is a certain situation, which Ms. Katrin is aware of, that I am putting the both of you in direct control over. Any consequences will be YOURS to manage, not mine, and not anyone else's on this island."
[22:56]	Liu	unconsciously attempts to hide behind Jonah
[22:57]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "Consider this situation an extension of yourselves, which you will be held accountable for. Ms. Katrin, you'll find the necessary supplies in the clinic where we deposited them previously. Make sure they don't dally; best to get them used to it before the daylight is gone."
[22:58]	`GM	[Walt hands Kitkat a walkie-talkie.]
[22:58]	`GM	ColonelWalt: "I'll be in touch."
[22:59]	Liu	"...wha..."
[22:59]	Liu	begins, voice cracking
[22:59]	Jonah	"Totally unpleasant."
[23:00]	Liu	"...What are we doing...?"
[23:00]	Jonah	"Being mildly screwed, I guess."
[23:00]	Liu	begins to preen the tip of her tail, nervously.
[23:00]	`GM	[The Colonel exchanges a few hushed words with Kat, they both nod, and the man leaves before any response is given.]
[23:02]	`GM	[Kat exhales deeply, looking at the closed folder in her hands.]
[23:02]	`GM	Kitkat: "Hooooh boy... Focus, Katie, focus..."
[23:04]	Ai`	looks around, noting Jonah's still-pseudo-nakedness.
[23:04]	Ai`	"Kitkat, should we first retrieve Jonah's clothes?"
[23:05]	`GM	[Kat jumps a little at getting knocked out of her focus.]
[23:05]	`GM	Kitkat: "Wha? Oh, yeah, yeah, prolly should."
[23:05]	`GM	Kitkat: "Sorry, it's just... Nyah, I'll explain later once we're ready."
[23:06]	Jonah	"all the secrecy made me nervous, you know?!"
[23:07]	`GM	[Kat puffs out her cheek as she glares at Jonah.]
[23:07]	Liu	clings to Jonah's back to avoid the glare
[23:08]	`GM	Kitkat: "H-Hey, I'm nyervous too, myou knyow! You might be responsible for IT, but I'M gonna be responsible for YOU!"
[23:08]	Jonah	"wait what is it that serious?"
[23:09]	`GM	Kitkat: "I don't knyow; the Captain didn't want to have to deal with it, he just shoved it in the basement!"
[23:11]	Liu	whimpers very softly
[23:11]	`GM	Kitkat: "A-anyways, go get dressed! I gotta pick up a few things!"
[23:11]	`GM	Kitkat: "Myeet mye in the clinic when you're, uhh, when you're ready!"
[23:11]	Jonah	"gotcha. Do I need to write my will?"
[23:12]	Jonah	"Oh wait I am immortal."
[23:12]	`GM	[Kat wastes no time in clearing the room, desperate to be by herself.]
[23:15]	Ai`	turns to Jonah and Liu. Now that Kat has been seen to...
[23:15]	Ai`	"Are you two alright?"
[23:16]	Liu	"...Maybe"
[23:16]	Jonah	"Except being shot ant and not dying horribly, yeah.I'm as fit as a fiddle."
[23:18]	Ai`	"At least you do not remember the pain?"
[23:18]	Jonah	grabs his stuff from the wardrobe. He's now in full military uniform again.
[23:19]	Jonah	"Along with lots of thing."