Lazlow Kushrinada > i know where he is im the asshole that has to pick him up at the airport
Rameron Raveth > uhm Mik, why are you attacking the hulk?
Rameron Raveth > the fuck
Rameron Raveth > MIK THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Rameron Raveth > LAZ
Kazuma Hojo > you owe me a retriever fucktard
SpaceTart > wtf
Rameron Raveth > WHAT THE FUCK?
Lord Nelson Trousers > I knew there was something stupid about his profile
Lord Nelson Trousers > He's a corp ninja Ram
Rameron Raveth > fuck
Rameron Raveth > me
Rameron Raveth > laz can you pop a son bitch?
Kazuma Hojo > what kind astupid shit are you inviting
Rameron Raveth > maud dafuq
Muad'dib Tsero > hey, how was i supposed to know?
Lazlow Kushrinada > what is he flying?
Lord Nelson Trousers > Ram invite to fleet?
Rameron Raveth > DRAKE
Zatama Layconus > Hes in a drake
Zatama Layconus > Fuck me
Rameron Raveth > fuck
Rameron Raveth > ing
ahmad maarkeer > wtf
Rameron Raveth > hell
Kazuma Hojo > awesome all my implants are gone to
Miktetic > Hi!
Lazlow Kushrinada > i probably wont have anything that can break his tank, how about you warp the fuck out when your being engaged
ahmad maarkeer > whos fucking with ppl now
Rameron Raveth > what the actual fuck you son of a bitch?<br>he scrammed us
Kazuma Hojo > <url=showinfo:1373//626528226>Lazlow Kushrinada</url> with a retriever
Miktetic > I did!
Kazuma Hojo > cause warping is so fast with that thing
Lord Nelson Trousers > Ram..  You invited someone who has been in how many corporations in the last two years..  With a 40 mil bounty
Rameron Raveth > i did not do that
Kazuma Hojo > who invited him?
Miktetic > <url=killReport:27282886:b7ef47434115c4f71f66b068818ac535a420d734>Kill: Rameron Raveth (Retriever)</url>
Miktetic > That one only had 1 miner on it.
Miktetic > What the actual fuck?
Rameron Raveth > it only dropped one miner you shitfuck, there were two strips on it
Miktetic > Oh noes!  A bounty!
Judder > lazlow
Muad'dib Tsero > damnit.
Miktetic > No, the kill shows how many were on the boat.
Rameron Raveth > well there were two strips on it
Miktetic > THe things highlighted in green is what dropped.
Judder > some get destroyed
Menina Kushrinada > everyone please just stop talking to me, i have never face palmed so hard in my life
Miktetic > Well, factual evidence says otherwise.
Zatama Layconus > Well factual evidence says your a cunt
Miktetic > 426k isk?  Is that all I'm worth to you?
Miktetic > Zatama, you're almost definatly correct.
Kazuma Hojo > who invited him?
ahmad maarkeer > not me says the mouse
Kazuma Hojo > who did it someone had to invite him
Rameron Raveth > <url=showinfo:1373//1335964410>Miktetic</url> gtfo of corp bro, you've already ruined the day
Rameron Raveth > <url=showinfo:1373//92688625>Kazuma Hojo</url> maud. he didn't know
Miktetic > ...make me?
Judder > rameron can you get hold of lazlow for me
Rameron Raveth > I'll try
Judder > or someone incharge
Muad'dib Tsero > guilty. but again, how the fuck was i supposed to know?
Miktetic > You could have checked my corp history or my killboard.
Miktetic > Or asked for a full API that included kill log.
Muad'dib Tsero > hey, i've been playing for all of two weeks.
Kazuma Hojo > yeah that's why you don't let noobs recruit
Muad'dib Tsero > like yourself?
Kazuma Hojo > fuck you stupid dipshit cost me over 30 million
Miktetic > Who, me?
Miktetic > I really like that you're turning on each other right now.
Kazuma Hojo > <url=showinfo:1373//1335964410>Miktetic</url>  go suck your mamas cock I bet she is already screaming for you so get out of your basement for a minute
Kazuma Hojo > and do as she tells you
Miktetic > Kaz, those tears were delicious.  Got any more for me?
ahmad maarkeer > why are we fighting?
ahmad maarkeer > can we not fuck with each other for a change?
Lazlow Kushrinada > everyone please clear corp channel,
ahmad maarkeer > we arent goons
Miktetic > Goons don't fuck with each other, actually.
Miktetic > Just terrible pubbies do that.
Miktetic > Also, <loc><url=showinfo:2//98037148>The Skunkworks</url> says hello.
ahmad maarkeer > ok so youre a fag got it dont care get a life
Kazuma Hojo > ah cutel ittle errand boy
Lazlow Kushrinada > that means shut the fuck up and stop feeding the god damn troll you morons
Kazuma Hojo > how about you kick him out
ahmad maarkeer > mmk
Miktetic > cute little errand boy?  Running what kind of errand and for whom?  That's a pretty nonsensical statement.
Miktetic > Kaz, are you having trouble forming coherent sentances?
Kazuma Hojo > <url=showinfo:1373//1335964410>Miktetic</url> you needed to say hi for your corp, that's pretty much what an errand boy does
Kazuma Hojo > you mean sentence?
Miktetic > I'm just passing along their good wishes.
Miktetic > Just being friendly.  That's all.
Miktetic > Anyways, if anyone wants revenge, I'm still sitting in that same belt where I murdered your boats.
Miktetic > Lord Nelson showed up for a second, but decided he didn't have the stones to actually do the work.
Lazlow Kushrinada > you want stones, link your fit?
Miktetic > Why do you want to see my fit?
Kazuma Hojo > cause you have no stones that's why
Lord Nelson Trousers > Cool it Kaz
Miktetic > Well, you know where I am if you want to back that up.
Miktetic > <url=showinfo:25//1008802783973>Kazuma Hojo's Frozen Corpse</url>
Miktetic > Alright, so I'd imagine you want me to leave corp now, yes?
ahmad maarkeer > idc
Lazlow Kushrinada > actually im cloaked on top of you waiting for some combat ships to arive, kthanks
Miktetic > Well then that's okay, too.
ahmad maarkeer > whats the belt?
Miktetic > So your options are: 1) Kill me.  2) Pay me 100m and give me a medal.  I don't care what the medal says.  If it's derogatory, that's fine.
Miktetic > <url=showinfo:15//40105739>Mani VIII - Asteroid Belt 3</url>
ahmad maarkeer > hmmm i got nothing better to do and my ship cost me less then 5 mil screw it
Miktetic > You know, it's common in corps I do this to for the guy who recruited me to pay for the losses I've caused.
Lazlow Kushrinada > i would imagine
Miktetic > I'm just saying, Maub might have to be called to task about this.
Miktetic > In any case, I'm in belt and there's four of you in system.  Why havn't I been murdered yet?
Miktetic > Alright then.  I'll drop the requirement to a medal.  It'll cost you 5m.  I don't get that 5m, so you're not giving me anything of value.
Miktetic > Give me a medal and then you can carry on being bad in peace.
Lazlow Kushrinada > id rather teach these guys some pvp skills first, you mind?
Miktetic > If you like, but don't take forever, I've got to go eat a thing shortly.
Miktetic > Whew.  Had to dock up for a second for some ammo.  I was running low.  Lucky I didn't get kicked just then.
Miktetic > omw back to the belt.
Miktetic > No, but seriously.  5v1.  Find a ball.
ahmad maarkeer > you sure about this cupcake?
Miktetic > I've already inflicted way more damage with this boat than it's worth.
Miktetic > My body is just a tool of Allah's will.
ahmad maarkeer > what do you know of allah?
True American > and the perfect oppurtunity to get these greens some fleet action
ahmad maarkeer > too afghan astee?
ahmad maarkeer > man askar astom. man qhawee astom. shuma kuni astaid.
Miktetic > Sorry.  I only speak english.
ahmad maarkeer > then you know nothing of allahs will
Miktetic > Every passing second is showing your continued lack of spine.
ahmad maarkeer > lol you sure about that princess?
Miktetic > How many times do I have to tell you I'm sure?
Miktetic > My will is resolute.
Miktetic > You're the ones wavering.
ahmad maarkeer > lol mmk
Miktetic > I seriously just left the computer and took a piss.
Miktetic > And I'm still not getting murdered.
Miktetic > You guys don't deserve to be a corp.
Miktetic > Maybe a wardec will dissolve you?
Miktetic > Seven of you here now.

(The point at which they show up with five dudes and kill me.  Rareden is sitting beside me suspect in a Navy Domi and they attack him as well.)


Miktetic > That only took like an hour!
Miktetic > I see you also decided to hang out with my friend rareden.
Miktetic > How is that working for you?
True American > yep, wanted to see what kinda fit he had, so now you've had your fun, you can leave now, but no medal
Miktetic > We'll see if I get around to leaving.
True American > really, normally you guys like the 5 minutes of fun and then scram?
Miktetic > Are you asking if we enjoy murdering your kind?
Miktetic > <url=killReport:27284057:49d95fc98e97e435d161e02439bbc742b117d49d>Kill: True American (Scorpion)</url>  Cruise launchers?
Miktetic > Expected to be fighting me at extreme range then?
Miktetic > Why warp in practically at zero?
Miktetic > WAIT!
Miktetic > HOLD THE PRESSES!
Miktetic > <url=killReport:27284108:f375703a64fbce20cd2f2cacedf8e63e9d337145>Kill: Lord Nelson Trousers (Drake)</url>
Miktetic > You gave us 1.7b!
Miktetic > Thank you very much!
ahmad maarkeer > lol my ship was worth 5 mil ask me how much i care about hahahahaha
Miktetic > Good for you.  THat was the correct decision.
True American > thats what i asked everyone to fit .....
ahmad maarkeer > lol how much was your ship lets compare losses haha
Miktetic > Well, my Drake cost me 131m.  I'm satisfied.  It has killed far more than that in it's life.  The drake you guys lost was worth 1.7b.
ahmad maarkeer > lol my internet kicked me off
ahmad maarkeer > whered everybody go?
ahmad maarkeer > o well im goin to eat im hungry piece out yal be back on later