My First Trollmegle :(

▼: uH, HEY,
▲: heeeeeeeello?
▲: oh hey pupa. :::: (
▼: oH, HEY VRISKA,
▲: Are you 8eing 8oring as usual????????
▲: Don't answer that, you pro8a8ly are.
▼: tHAT WOULD BE, a MATTER OF OPINION, i THINK,
▲: hahahahahahahaha~
▲: Opinion? You don't usually have much of one from what I've seen.
▲: ::::)
▼: tHOUGH I GUESS IT WOULDN'T REALLY, bE REALLY EXCITING TO SOMEONE WHO'S, hAD THEIR LEGS FOR A LONG TIME,
▼: iM TESTING OUT THE NEW LEGS, tHAT EQUIUS GAVE ME,
▲: ooooooooh, how is that going for you? ::::O I'm genuinely curious about that now.
▼: oH, wELL, iTS BEEN OKAY SO FAR, i GUESS,
▼: i STILL TRIP SOMETIMES, bUT, iM GETTING BETTER,
▲: Have you fallen down any stairs yet? I keep telling you a8out them. 8ut then again you never listen to me. ::::(
▲: Even though I'm right. All the time.
▼: iVE FALLEN DOWN THEM A BIT, yEAH, bUT THAT IS WHY, iVE BEEN PRACTICING,
▲: Next time, you should practice on cliffs. ::::)
▼: tO BE, uH, qUITE HONEST, iT IS JUST COOL ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO, cLIMB THEM AT ALL, i THINK,
▲: I'll even watch over you.
▲: Just like old times~
▼: i DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE VERY, pRODUCTIVE, aCTUALLY,
▼: pROBABLY, eSPECIALLY, iF YOU WERE THERE,
▲: Well that makes sense, I do have 8etter to do.
▲: Hey!!!!!!!! Wh8t do you me8n 8y th8t???????? >::::T
▲: Are you insinu8ing I would somehow cause another accident? It was an accident Pupa, an accident. Let it go already!!!!!!!!
▲: Lalalalalalalala~ -plugs ears and proceeds to 8elieve it was all your fault anyways-
▼: iF YOU, uH, sAY SO,
▼: iF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HELP ME, wITH SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE, cLIFFS, tHAN I WOULD BE OKAY WITH THAT, mAYBE,
▲: Now that I think a8out it, you pro8a8ly need a haircut sometime am I right? Of course I'm right.
▲: You should let me style it. I'll make you so cooooooool~!!!!!!!! ::::)
▼: wELL I GUESS IT HAS BEEN A WHILE, sINCE I'VE GOTTEN IT, cUT,
▲: I even have these super-sharp shears! Snip snip snip, pupa~
▼: i, uH, gUESS THAT WOULD BE, aLRIGHT, }:)
▼: wELL, tHE SHEARS PART IS A BIT, wORRYING,
▲: The things is, I might 8e a 8it rusty at it, I haven't done this in a while. Don't worry though, I cut my own hair all the time.
▲: 8ut then again I haven't done that in a while........oh well. You'll forgive me if an ear comes off right pupa? ::::)
▼: tHIS IS SOUNDING, mORE UNPLEASENT, tHE MORE YOU TALK ABOUT IT, }:(
▲: Relax pupa! Don't 8e such a spoilsport I'm only doing this for your own 8enefit!!!!!!!! 8esides a new haircut will make you look less like a massive tool!
▼: wELL, i KIND OF, lIKE THE STYLE THAT IT IS IN, nOW,
▲: I got this pupa, just chill out!!!!!!!! 8ut don't chill out as much as Gamzee, he's too fucking chill. ::::(
▼: iF YOU DO DO IT, iT WOULD BE, pRETTY COOL IF YOU WOULDN'T, cHANGE IT TOO MUCH,
▲: Oh I like your style too, it's just your front is getting a 8it long and you wouldn't want that getting in your EYES now would you? ::::(
▼: wELL, hE CAN ZONE OUT FOR, a LONG TIME, bUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S A, bAD THING, rEALLY,
▼: wELL, sO LONG AS THOSE SHEARS DON'T, fIND THEIR WAY TO MY EYES, eITHER, i GUESS IT'S OKAY, }:(
▲: Imagine the horri8le carnage when you go out for a walk one day in the forest, and suddenly a random muscle8east comes a8out to stomp on you. And you didn't even see him coming 8ecause of your excess 8angs. Yes. That would just 8e the worst.
▼: tHAT WOULD BE MORE RELEVANT IF THERE WERE, sTILL FORESTS AND, mUSCLEBEASTS AROUND, i THINK,
▲: Pupa you should know 8y know that I do my 8est when it comes to what's interesting me at the moment, unless I somehow lose interest while cutting, you may or may not find yourself without a nose instead.
▼: }:(
▲: w8tever those are just fine det8ils!!!!!!!! The point is I w8nt to trim you up a 8it! Look sharper! Don't you want to look good pupa????????
▼: i'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT IT, mIGHT BE A BETTER IDEA TO ASK KANAYA, tO CUT MY HAIR,
▼: sHE SEEMS, uH, mORE INTO THIS KIND OF THING,
▲: Pupa, are you dou8ting my sharp-o8ject handling a8ilities now? ::::(
▲: I'm offended.
▼: iT'S NO SO MUCH YOUR, aBILITIES, aS IT IS YOUR GETTING EASILY BORED WHILE HANDLING SHARP OBJECTS, uH, aROUND MY FACE,
▲: Awwwwwwww ::::)
▲: Pupa, you worry too much. <3
▼: i THINK, cONSIDERING EVERYTHING, tHAT I PROBABLY AM, wORRYING JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT, hERE,
▲: If you worry anymore a8out this haircut Tavros, I will make you pay. ::::(
▲: For the haircut that is.
▲: Hand over all your 8oon8ucks this is a stick-up. Something like that~ Would you prefer that, pupa?
▲: Do you even have anything of worth on you at the moment????????
▲: Empty your pockets pupa, I'm curious now. :::: D
▼: i THINK I STILL, hAVE SOME LOOT LEFT OVER FROM OUR TIME IN UH, tHE LAND OF MAPS AND TREASURE,
▼: tHOUGH, nOT MUCH, i THINK, yOU TOOK A LOT OF THE TREASURE WE FOUND,
▲: W8t.
▲: You h8ve some of th8t tre8sure???????? Is th8t w8t you just s8id????????
▲: Th8t's my tre8sure how d8re you STE8L IT FROM ME!!!!!!!!
▲: ::::(
▲: Honestly pupa I thought you were 8etter than that!
▼: iT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE CHECKED, i HAVEN'T REALLY HAD MUCH, uSE FOR IT,
▼ HAS FUCKED OFF.