regular one shots

    >You are Anon and your chillin with Rainbro watching T.V. and drinking booze.
    >A commercial comes on.
    >Rainbro sees the p0ny in the picture and she gets all dreamy eyed.
    "Looks like Rainbow has a crush."
    >She blushes.
    >"Of course P0nyGones only the single most hottest bachelor p0ny in Equestria."
    >Must be quite the stallion apparently.
    >You look back at the T.V.
    >P0nyGone:"Buy Viagra and feel more LOVE then ever!"
    >It goes back to the show you were watching.
    >Apparently p0nies have Viagra.
    >Learn something new everyday.


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    >Be Aether.
    >Your at Pinkies after a big party with the mane 6 and Derpy.
    >Everyone is bored and wanting to play a game.
    >You have a great one in mind.
    >You grab an empty bottle.
    "Lets play spin the bottle."
    >They are all grossed out and you are shunned from the party.
    >You go home and go to sleep.
    >Their loss.