nick & pippa's halfpenny hoedown 2015

P: im hoping all humans die and we have to wait a few billion years for a new sentient life form to evolve

N: And they can raise the flag of Allah in the White House

P: and they have 3 foot long dicks

and my soul comes back to earth and i get a 3 foot long dick

N: I hope they have 2 or 3 dicks

So you can move your seed even faster

P: the tripenile sperm distribution system

N: Hey all heres a omage of me schmeckin 3 hoes

8 pepple like these

P: we out in this future all sinister, tripledickin a group of sisters

impregnate 4 uteruses a piece, got a dozen kids now max EBT

N: Schmeckin hoes till they havin my demon spawn

P: T(riple)Paine - Three Prangs

they call me long dong ron for my 4 foot schlongs, like a broke ass fork i got three prongs

Long Dong Ron The Soda Pop Don

cherry coke in the fridge

N: I live in a gold mine and i mine it with my dick and the hoes come to me

Use one for the conduit 2 for the hoes u know how it goes

P: dylan the villain got no time for chillin, that gold mine i'm drillin cuz i got holes to be fillin, they say baby hold me fulfill me, bitch i aint soft like milli vanilli, choke while i grope and don't spit, i'll take that gold to the pawn shop you ain't gettin shit

N: I got a signed barry manilow poster on my wall used to fuck hoes but now im gay as shit dog

P: they all know when i come down the block, see my dicks swing like 3 grandfather clocks

you can love me or hate me, just know i'll chug a beer bong of gravy

N: In the bible it says to love thy neighbor, my neighbors a dude so i gave him gay sex now, maybe gay sex later

Eve came from the rib of adam cause i ate that bitch and i shit her out of me

P: tri dongs stupendous, pendulous, got all them bitches incredulous, dont mean to sound too impetuous but my lotion bill is big as the prez's lips

i never said i was gods greatest invention but yall eat it up like paula deen at a butter convention

N: Yo, mowed the lawn this morning drank some lemonade after. Took a shit got a shower and watched some television for some laughter. Then ur bitch came over and i fucked her in a hour

P: let me give you a tour of my house. platinum horses piss patron in my mouth. barely legal hoes eat crab stuffed trout. i ride on a tiger with bill gates in its mouth

N: Ghost recon on all the hoes, i'm a spirit with 3 dicks. I use 2 to fuck them and the third to piss. Sometimes i urinate on their tits

P: call me tom clancy cuz this shits gettin fancy

N: Niggas who only gets one hoes be putting they extra dicks in they ass. But im a gangster stud nigga i fuck 3 pussies at once and the bitches having my kids

P: this is recon to rainbow six. we're witnessing a triple dick tit piss. calling in an air strike, defcon 3. yeah thats what we call a bukkake

N: Aint buying no condoms i got enough gold to put a thousand lil niggas through college

P: laser hits the crystal and bends time with refractory beams, time slows down like the dalai lama's dreams, 6 sides to a cube and 4 directions on the flat plane, program your palm pilot to spit game, download the list of best baby names

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N: Like Martin luther king junior nigga i have a dream. 10000 kids from my triple dick stream. We buyin an island hoes, i got the cream. I'll be playing ping pong with all my lil mini me's. Start a social network and collect data like a honeybee. I'm a god on my island nigga jesus doesnt couldnt fuck with me.

P: i take shits bigger than the demographic of cartoon network, more likes on my pics than whiteys on vine tryna twerk

N: I got a data chip in my brain so when i think morgan freams voice is what rangs

P: yall dumb ass niggas wish your brain got updates, cant even convert minutes to seconds to nuke your salisbury steak

N: I got a satellite in space thats coated in gold. I play asteroids with aliens when i travel faster than the speed of light to all my universal rap shows

P: i fucked your girl like someone cut my brakes, got done and she squirted out a tubular cheese cake

churn your bitch like butter and i'm a heavy nutter, i got cream in my pocket and cream on her jumper

but i cant fit my dick in that rinky dink sphinc, tell her to practice with an eggplant while i go get a drink

N: My 3 dick flow got universal appeal. Yall niggas are happy you got to spin the fortune wheel. I was on the rings of saturn drinking intergalactically approved beers. Gettin horny so i fuck a alien bitch while i feels on her blue titties gettin shitty

Got lebron james on the spaceship committee

P: might have a necklace from neptune, but in finance you'll find i'm real shrewd, guard my dick drilled gold like a mean jew, ask the waiter for water to save a buck or two

N: I traveled up to the pearly gates and the first thing god said was "yo dawg its the mixtape legend 3 dicks on hips and he spits more fire than a reverend!!" We partied all night get faded in heaven swag way past ten on a steady eleven

P: me, kool keith, ma$e and a robot of john lennon, we made beats that mankind never expected, 45 songs in 48 hours straight, lived on royalties until 2098