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- [announcer]
- Meet Eddie, nineteen years old.
- Fed up with the industry and losing out on money,
- he decides to pirate a video game.
- But on his way to the bay, he has a change of heart.
- And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
- [Dr. Red]
- Alright, stop! (Huh?)
- Now before you go all insane, and pirate your games,
- To try and play 'em without payin'
- You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
- I'm your butty loving conscience
- [Emanon]
- That's nonsense!
- Go on, save on the money and share it with your steam friends,
- Make sure that when it ends, you keep on seedin'
- Don't worry you'll be safe,
- You know the NSA is too busy watching people masturbate,
- [Dr. Red]
- Yeah but if you don't pay the devs'll get no wage,
- For their epic faux game of the Gone Home age,
- Piracy is wrong, kids, it's theft and illegal,
- If they don't make a profit how will they fund the sequel?
- [Emanon]
- Fuck that! Don't be a bitch! The game might be shit!
- Can you afford to take that risk? Are you that rich?
- Why you give a fuck if they're paid? Are you Phil Fish?
- You think if you were on fire they'd even spare you the piss?
- [Dr. Red]
- Man, don't do it, it's not worth it, just pay up! (You're right!)
- For shitty gameplay (Stop!) And forced gay love (Oh yeah!)
- Don't even listen to /v/ yo, he's bad for you
- (You know what Red? I don't like your attitude..)
- [announcer]
- Meet Stan, thirty-one years old.
- After meeting a young boy in an MMO, he finds out he's after a rare item which Stan has.
- Always in need of more money, he considers how badly he can rip the kid off.
- Once again, his conscience comes into play...
- [Emanon]
- Now listen up, whilst you're dressed like a slut,
- Slow walk and show off your butt, don't tell him that you have nuts,
- Now all you gotta do is sell at extortionate prices...
- (Dude! He seems like a really nice kid,
- You shouldn't take advantage of him, that's messed up)
- Yo, look at the trader.. buy the rest up (Uh huh!)
- He'll pay more if no other offer's out,
- So wring the fucker clean then buy yourself that new mount,
- (Man, ain't you ever heard of common courtesy?)
- That just sounds like a bunch of faggot words to me,
- (I'll tell the admin, you're gonna get banned)
- Good luck with that, nigger, I'm in the admin's clan..
- [announcer]
- Meet Chris, a thirty-four year old trainwreck of an autist.
- After parking his tug boat and taking his vitamins, he walks in the door of fucking Gamestop,
- To find that they've changed his favourite character, very slightly.
- [Dr. Red]
- Alright calm down, relax, don't get a rag on,
- [Emanon]
- Fuck that shit, these cunts are trying to change the canon,
- While you ain't looking they go and turn Sonic's arms blue,
- FUCK making a vid, BOMB THE FUCKING HQ!!!
- [Dr. Red]
- Wait! What if there's an explanation for this mate?
- (What? He tripped? Fell? Landed in some paint!?)
- Alright /v/, maybe he's right C
- But think about Sonichu before you go crazy
- [Emanon]
- Okay! Thought about it, want to deface them?
- Hit 'em with your car, slice your gooch up and then mace 'em?
- That's what I'd do, be smart, don't be a retard
- You gonna listen to someone who paid for us to make Gilda Mars?!
- [Dr. Red]
- What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
- I'ma kill you motherfucker!
- [Emanon]
- Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
- Mr. Le, Mr. copy and paste,
- Mr. Meme stole 'em straight outta 4chan, upvote my gay page,
- How in the fuck you gonna tell this sperg not to get violent?
- [Dr. Red]
- Cause it's wrong to manipulate him for amusement
- Don't just deface that.. aw fuck it...
- /v/'s right. Kill 'em all Chris, where's your mace at?
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