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darklordx23 - the idiot.

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  1. darklordx23: DONE I HAVE TO RESET MY ACCOUNT
  2.  
  3. buggieboy: ...
  4.  
  5. buggieboy: I'm still not hacked.
  6.  
  7. WhatDoYouCare: so what did you do to the website
  8.  
  9. darklordx23: I AINT HACKED U YET
  10.  
  11. buggieboy: Lmao.
  12.  
  13. buggieboy: *You
  14.  
  15. WhatDoYouCare: u done nothing
  16.  
  17. darklordx23: YH CAUSE I NEED TO RESET MY ACCOUNT THEN I CAN CHANGE THE WEBSITE
  18.  
  19. WhatDoYouCare: whos a good lameo your a good lameo
  20.  
  21. darklordx23: SHUT UP I HACKED OK I TOLD U I COULD
  22.  
  23. WhatDoYouCare: so whats supposed to happe now
  24.  
  25. darklordx23: WELL I GOTTA RESET MY ACCOUNT WHICH ILL DO LATER AND ILL MAKE THIS WEBSITE LOOK SOOO COOL
  26.  
  27. WhatDoYouCare: mhm
  28.  
  29. buggieboy: Uh huh...
  30.  
  31. buggieboy: (This kid is such a loser, it's actually kind of sad)
  32.  
  33. slowlypwn2: lol
  34.  
  35. slowlypwn2: ...
  36.  
  37. slowlypwn2: your saying that because you haven't XD
  38.  
  39. darklordx23: WTF F**K OFFF PUSSY ILL KILL U AND YOU WONT BE SAYING THAT WHEN I CHANGE THIS WEBSITE
  40.  
  41. WhatDoYouCare: then do it now
  42.  
  43. darklordx23: OK WELL U ALL GOTTA FOLLOW ME INSTRUCTIONS
  44.  
  45. buggieboy: Oh? You're going to kill me?
  46.  
  47. buggieboy: Please explain how, when:
  48.  
  49. buggieboy: 1. You don't know if I'm a psychotic serial killer.
  50.  
  51. buggieboy: 2. Do you even have any idea where I live?
  52.  
  53. buggieboy: 3. Have you considered the costs of getting to where I live?
  54.  
  55. buggieboy: 4. You're still an idiot either way.
  56.  
  57. solprovider: Hey WhatD
  58.  
  59. buggieboy: /ZING
  60.  
  61. darklordx23: SHUT UP BUGGIEBOY ILL BAN U REMEBER I HACKED DURR
  62.  
  63. WhatDoYouCare: hey sol
  64.  
  65. buggieboy: Alright.
  66.  
  67. buggieboy: I'm still waiting you puss bag.
  68.  
  69. slowlypwn2: 5. You don't know how much the airline staff will hate you O_o
  70.  
  71. solprovider: Hi RedSuperMonkey. Welcome to Kong. ARe you going to play a game?
  72.  
  73. buggieboy: Yeah, slow.
  74.  
  75. buggieboy: He's going to hack the airplane also.
  76.  
  77. WhatDoYouCare: totaly predicted that
  78.  
  79. buggieboy: :P
  80.  
  81. slowlypwn2: ooh
  82.  
  83. slowlypwn2: lol :P
  84.  
  85. buggieboy: Come on baby light my fire~
  86.  
  87. WhatDoYouCare: so he tells us to follow his instructions and doesnt give any
  88.  
  89. darklordx23: ALL OF U LOG OFF GIVE ME 35 SECONDS TO CHANGE THIS WEBSITE
  90.  
  91. buggieboy: Not happening.
  92.  
  93. WhatDoYouCare: fine
  94.  
  95. darklordx23: THEN LOG BACK ON TRUST ME
  96.  
  97. slowlypwn2: If I recall, a hack doesn
  98.  
  99. buggieboy: No one's going to log off for a loser like you.
  100.  
  101. buggieboy: Go back to playing with your building blocks.
  102.  
  103. slowlypwn2: 't just make people to something. It happens itself
  104.  
  105. solprovider: treb, Hacking (the old definition) is taking something apart to see how it works. Usually confused with "cracking" which is modifying something you aren't allowed
  106.  
  107. buggieboy: Ok, Solbot has extreme lag.
  108.  
  109. darklordx23: F**K YOU GO BACK WATCHING TELETUBBIES BUGGIEBOY UR NAME SEYS IT ALL BUGGIE BOY
  110.  
  111. buggieboy: I played a game called Kill Teletubbies not too long ago actually.
  112.  
  113. solprovider: treb, I don't hack or cheat on games. Would spoil playing for me. The closest I come is switching to a slower computer, mostly for older games that were designed for slower computers and are unplayable on this one
  114.  
  115. buggieboy: ;)
  116.  
  117. WhatDoYouCare: geuss what nothing happened
  118.  
  119. buggieboy: And is that seriously the best comeback you have?
  120.  
  121. slowlypwn2: hmm lol
  122.  
  123. buggieboy: Neopets is waiting for you Dark!
  124.  
  125. darklordx23: YH BECAUSE I NEED EVERYONE TO LOG OFF SO I CAN GET TO WORK
  126.  
  127. slowlypwn2: lol
  128.  
  129. buggieboy: Don't let your pet starve!
  130.  
  131. solprovider: Hi sandssmom. Welcome to Pride
  132.  
  133. slowlypwn2: hahahaha
  134.  
  135. slowlypwn2: :)
  136.  
  137. buggieboy: Dark.
  138.  
  139. WhatDoYouCare: so did he hack your account buggie
  140.  
  141. LYONCUBSBRO1: brb
  142.  
  143. darklordx23: NO I DIDNT
  144.  
  145. buggieboy: There's over 37000(I know, a large number for someone as incompetent as you are) people online right now.
  146.  
  147. WhatDoYouCare: and you never will just like with the website
  148.  
  149. darklordx23: ILL HACK IT RIGHT NOW
  150.  
  151. buggieboy: So I don't think everyone's going to log off.
  152.  
  153. buggieboy: Go back to sucking on your mom's tit, you little baby.
  154.  
  155. buggieboy: Don't forget your wittle bwankie. :3
  156.  
  157. WhatDoYouCare: i wiil just because i have nothing beter to do then prove him wrong
  158.  
  159. solprovider: bugg, Try to be nice to newcomers, no matter how silly they seem
  160.  
  161. darklordx23: F**K OFFF GO SUCK UR DADS D**K LITTLE GAY BOY
  162.  
  163. buggieboy: But this is too fun Sol.
  164.  
  165. slowlypwn2: lol
  166.  
  167. buggieboy: So, being homosexual is still wrong?
  168.  
  169. slowlypwn2: lol, right Sol
  170.  
  171. buggieboy: Who are you to decide who can share true love?
  172.  
  173. buggieboy: Anyways, I don't have a sexual desire for my father, that's sick and wrong.
  174.  
  175. buggieboy: I'm beginning to think you're oedipal.
  176.  
  177. buggieboy: Oh, maybe I should use simple words, because you're clearly not educated.
  178.  
  179. solprovider: bugg, I am writing a post about fixing Kong's Contest and Badges system to do the job it was supposed to do. And the chat window on this game is tiny so takes me longer to scroll and read since I can't scan as fast
  180.  
  181. WhatDoYouCare: nothing
  182.  
  183. darklordx23: F*CK U LITTLE PRICK UR LUCKY U AINT AT MY SCHOOL YOU WOULD OF BEEN DEAD BY NOW   (reply)
  184.  
  185. WhatDoYouCare: well that was pointles
  186.  
  187. buggieboy: Resorting to PMs because you're losing the argument?
  188.  
  189. buggieboy: Basic last resort.
  190.  
  191. darklordx23: SHUT UP
  192.  
  193. buggieboy: Lmao.
  194.  
  195. buggieboy: You're funny.
  196.  
  197. WhatDoYouCare: so much stuf happened that it looks it hasnt changed
  198.  
  199. buggieboy: That shows you know you lost the battle.
  200.  
  201. darklordx23: IF U WENT TO MY SCHOOL AND U SPOKE TO ME LIKE THAT I WOULD OF STABBED U BY NOW D*CK NO LIE
  202.  
  203. WhatDoYouCare: got it
  204.  
  205. buggieboy: Oh, so now you're a "gangster"?
  206.  
  207. darklordx23: F**K U
  208.  
  209. buggieboy: The idiocy radiating off of you must drop the average IQ of your class by at least 5 each day.
  210.  
  211. buggieboy: I feel bad for the people you consider friends.
  212.  
  213. darklordx23: HAHA LOL NOT FUNNY DWEEB
  214.  
  215. WhatDoYouCare: he must think hes ded when he sleeps
  216.  
  217. darklordx23: SHUT UP
  218.  
  219. WhatDoYouCare: if you still go to school guess what u cant of graduted
  220.  
  221. buggieboy: Before they met you, they could've probably became rocket scientists. Now they have nothing more then a menial job...like...in a fast food restaurant.
  222.  
  223. SephirothZarm: nonoonono
  224.  
  225. buggieboy: Tell your friends I said sorry Dark!
  226.  
  227. buggieboy: :D
  228.  
  229. SephirothZarm: hahahahh
  230.  
  231. WhatDoYouCare: k i mgona switch sides now so make fun of me and i wont totaly break down
  232.  
  233. buggieboy: Lmao.
  234.  
  235. buggieboy: Am I winning that much? XD
  236.  
  237. darklordx23: IM OFF F*UCK U LOT FOOLS BUGGIEBOY I HOPE UR MUM DIES TONIGHT UR MUM IS A FAT S*AG
  238.  
  239. buggieboy: Sag?
  240.  
  241. buggieboy: Lmao.
  242.  
  243. darklordx23: SLAG
  244.  
  245. buggieboy: Gonna go cry in the corner Dark?
  246.  
  247. darklordx23: NOT REALLY
  248.  
  249. buggieboy: Just remember:
  250.  
  251. buggieboy: At least my parents love me.
  252.  
  253. buggieboy: /ZING
  254.  
  255. buggieboy: Argument's over.
  256.  
  257. darklordx23: MINE DO MORE THEN URS
  258.  
  259. Hazmo1: Lmao
  260.  
  261. buggieboy: Ok, you know it's over with a comeback as shitty as that.
  262.  
  263. buggieboy: Stop embarrassing yourself, Dark.
  264.  
  265. colabcalub: st
  266.  
  267. darklordx23: UR MUM IS A FAT SLAG WHO F*CKS ENYTHING THAT MOVES
  268.  
  269. buggieboy: Don't add insult to your own injuries.
  270.  
  271. buggieboy: Repeating a comeback? Lame.
  272.  
  273. darklordx23: ARGUMENT OVER
  274.  
  275. buggieboy: I know, I won it hands down.
  276.  
  277. darklordx23: NOT REALLY
  278.  
  279. darklordx23: I WON
  280.  
  281. colabcalub: Stop augmenting. There is no use.
  282.  
  283. buggieboy: I tried to stop it before you embarrassed yourself even more.
  284.  
  285. WhatDoYouCare: his mom probably trying to kill herself to gt away from him
  286.  
  287. buggieboy: Probably, WDYC.
  288.  
  289. buggieboy: Can't say I blame her either.
  290.  
  291. buggieboy: /ZING
  292.  
  293. darklordx23: UR FACE IS EMBARRASING U BROKE ALL THE MIRROS IN YOUR HOUSE OR SHOULD I SAY DUST BIN
  294.  
  295. buggieboy: *Groan*
  296.  
  297. darklordx23: EXACTUALLY
  298.  
  299. buggieboy: I have no comeback for that.
  300.  
  301. buggieboy: It's just...so lame.
  302.  
  303. darklordx23: LIKE YOUR FACE
  304.  
  305. WhatDoYouCare: when his dad first saw him he went to the cabinet with lethal drugs and killed himself in the hospital
  306.  
  307. buggieboy: I'm laughing so hard right now.
  308.  
  309. the_saint1: those aren't offensive
  310.  
  311. the_saint1: or funny
  312.  
  313. darklordx23: INIT
  314.  
  315. the_saint1: "your mom is so old, she has a signed bible"
  316.  
  317. the_saint1: BITCH
  318.  
  319. the_saint1: ;)
  320.  
  321. buggieboy: Even that's better then Dark's comment.
  322.  
  323. buggieboy: ^5
  324.  
  325. colabcalub: USE=NONE. STOP THIS ARGUMENT!!!
  326.  
  327. buggieboy: Lmao.
  328.  
  329. darklordx23: WHEN U WAS BORN UR PARENTS SAID LOOK ITS A TRESURE LETS GO BURY IT
  330.  
  331. slowlypwn2: meh
  332.  
  333. the_saint1: your mom is so fat, she falls out of heb from both sides!!!
  334.  
  335. buggieboy: XD
  336.  
  337. the_saint1: her bed*
  338.  
  339. colabcalub: REALLY???
  340.  
  341. buggieboy: My comments were original.
  342.  
  343. kristuhbell09: lol. xD
  344.  
  345. buggieboy: Unlike yours, Dark.
  346.  
  347. buggieboy: Which you take off of corny sites.
  348.  
  349. buggieboy: Man, I should save this argument just so I can laugh it at whenever I want.