Rules of Speedrunning

1.) You're never going to be good
2.) No fun allowed
3.) Never sell out
4.) RNG owns your soul
5.) That's never happened before
6.) The game chooses when to end your run and you cannot ask questions about it
7.) You hate yourself
8.) Your body is a salt and reset factory
9.) Secret Worlds (OoB) is cheating
10.) The game is better than you are
11.) Everything is RNG's fault
12.) Constantly bitch about your run being bad
13.) bitch and start drama about everything
14.) Ban TheMG2
15.) You are emotionless
16.) See Rule #2
17.) Segmented runs are cheating
18.) You have to go for every fast strat; you aren't allowed to chose what you want to do
19.) OoT any% sucks
20.) Hitler is your savior
21.) You must do 21%
22.) You really don't mean "no reset'
23.) FrankerZ
24.) http://imgur.com/xcGLkLZ
25.) http://imgur.com/YNNeQLN
26.) MG will always favorite your tweets
27.) Whether you like it or not you're going for WR
28.) LilZ
29.) The game knows who you are
30.) See rule #1