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Trixie - Origins

Dec 10th, 2013
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  1. >You are the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie!
  2. >And anything the plebeians in this town can do, you can do better!
  3. >And... there we go. The local braggart leaps in.
  4. "Hmph? Rope tricks? Watch, and be amazed!"
  5. >You light your Large and Impressive horn, channelling magic through it and casting a simple spell.
  6. >Adalbert's Amazing Animation has always been one of your favourites, both for its ease and its versatility.
  7. >Within seconds, you've wrapped up the loud-mouther Earther, and beam at your audience, who let out little cheers of excitement.
  8. >You light your Intimidating and Beautiful horn again, preparing to draw out more gadgets and tricks from behind the curtain, when you're rudely interrupted.
  9. >"Alright, lemme at her, lemme at her!"
  10. "Oh ho ho ho, and who's this then?"
  11. >The blue pegasus glowers at you, narrowing her eyes.
  12. >You almost flinch from the unbridled fury shining through.
  13. >"Let's see you match this!"
  14. >She dashes off in a flash of rainbow, gathering raindrops from the clouds spread through the sky, and starts funnelling them into a rainado!
  15. >Or... something.
  16. >Your skills lie in magic, not in words!
  17. >Lighting your Awe-Inspiring and Gorgeous horn again, you fire up Weird Wendolin's Weather Wyrding.
  18. >The colourful spinny thing struggles in your grasp, but you firmly re-direct it onto the boastful pegasus.
  19. >You leave her spinning for a few seconds, giving her the chance to free herself.
  20. >Unfortunately, she seems incompetent.
  21. >With a sigh, you release her, depositing the now dizzy mare on the floor.
  22. >The crowd cheers again. Obviously, she's not that popular.
  23. >Once more, you light your Towering and Envy horn, grabbing onto your props and preparing to pull them out.
  24. >The harsh stomping of somep0ny stumbling onto your stage distract, and you turn back.
  25. "And what, may Trixie ask, are you?"
  26.  
  27. >The creature is tall, clad in rather snazzy black clothes.
  28. >He looks bald, except for a rather magnificent moustache across his top lip, and a dark mat on the top of his oddly shaped head.
  29. >"This is the Magnificent and Astounding Anon! A travelling WIZARD from across WORLDS!"
  30. >Your beautiful and delicate jaw drops.
  31. >Unicorns were one thing, but ALIEN wizards?
  32. >"Damnit Twilight, I just wanted to watch the bloody show!"
  33. >Whatever he is, he turns and stares at the purple unicorn who pushed him out onto the stage.
  34. >"She's being rude, Anon!"
  35. >He turns to you, and gives an exaggerated wink.
  36. >"I'm sorry about them. They don't appreciate TRUE stage wizardry!"
  37. >You smile.
  38. >Finally!
  39. >Something in this town that appreciates your act.
  40. "The truly great do not need to apologise for being loved by the low."
  41. >He laughs, before straightening, and reaching deep into his jacket.
  42. >Rummaging for a few seconds, he then pulls a pencil from his pocket.
  43. >"Behold! A pencil!"
  44. >He takes it between two fingers, so similar to those of the minotaurs, of each hand, and shows it to the crowd.
  45. >The audience lets out an appreciative 'oooooo'.
  46. >Simple country folk.
  47. >"And now, watch as I demonstrate my mastery over the powers of magic!"
  48. >He lets go with one of his hands, and shifts the other fingers more towards the middle.
  49. >Then, he starts to shake the pencil.
  50. >You go to laugh, but it catches in your throat.
  51. >THE PENCIL IS BENDING!
  52. >HOW IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND JUST IS HE BENDING A PENCIL?
  53. >PENCILS ARE MADE OF WOOD!
  54. "Impressive"
  55. >You choke out.
  56. "But is that all you can do? Surely an otherworldly wizard such as yourself has otherworldly magic tricks?"
  57. >He twiddles his rather glorious moustache for a minute, before popping his finger up.
  58. >Likely, he's had an idea.
  59.  
  60. >"Tell me, miss, is my thumb real?"
  61. >He presents his hand to a mare in the front row, and she pokes and prods at the shorter digit.
  62. >"Seems fine to me, Mister Anon!"
  63. >Giving her a cheeky wink, he turns back to you, and presents his 'thumb' to you.
  64. >"Behold! A thumb!"
  65. "Indeed. Are you going to bend that too?"
  66. >He wiggles his eyebrows at you, before wiggling his thumb.
  67. >The crowd bursts into laughter.
  68. >"No, what I shall do with this thumb is a trick the likes of which you ponies will never have seen before!"
  69. >He grasps his thumb in his other hand, and begins heaving at it.
  70. "Wha... What on Equus are you doing?"
  71. >With a flourish, he PULLS HIS THUMB OFF HIS HAND!
  72. >HOW IS HE DOING THIS MAGIC?
  73. >NOTHING EXCEPT DISCORD HAS SHOWN SUCH POWERFUL MAGIC!
  74. >The crowd goes silent for a moment.
  75. >Then starts screaming, bolting off in every direction.
  76. >'AHHH IT'S DISCORD!' seems to be a common yell.
  77. >Anon slumps.
  78. >"Fuck. I thought they were brighter than that."
  79. >He turns, and you're inches from his face.
  80. "tell-me-how-you-did-it-ill-give-anything-to-learn-alien-magic-please-oh-please-oh-please"
  81. >Words tumble from your mouth in a violent torrent.
  82. >"Trixie, it's magic. I can't just let you know how. A magician never reveals his secrets."
  83. >Another wink, and he saunters off.
  84. >DAMN HIM!
  85. >Well...
  86. >If he won't tell you...
  87. >Maybe you'll just have to seduce it out of him!
  88. "Trixie, you're a genius!"
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