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- >You wake up the next morning to your alarm.
- >After blaming every god you can think of, you sit up and turn it off.
- >Looking over, you can see IE sleeping peacefully even after that .
- >She was even twitching a little bit.
- >Holy crap that’s cute.
- >You decide to let her sleep a little longer and head to the kitchen.
- >After rummaging around for a bit, you discover that you have almost no food left.
- >There are a few pieces of bread left though, so you pop a slice into the toaster and get the jam out.
- >You also pour yourself a glass Sunny-D
- >Breakfast of champions.
- >A few minutes later your toast is ready, so you prepare your delicious feast when IE walks in.
- >Her mane is a little messed up, but it only makes her look cuter.
- “Good morning IE. How’d you sleep?”
- >You take a bite of your toast as IE hops onto a chair.
- >”I slept wonderfully Anon! Or at least I think so. I had never slept before, but it wasn’t bad, so it had to be good!”
- >She smiled happily up at you.
- >How could anything be this happy this early?
- “Well, that’s good. I think.”
- >You take another bite of your toast and she looks at you with wide eyes.
- >Crap, she’s probably hungry too.
- >Do ponies like toast?
- >Because that’s all there is to eat.
- “Um, would you like some toast IE?”
- >”Hold on let me check.”
- >Her eyes glaze over and she stares at nothing.
- >That’s probably how they browse the internet without putting up a floating screen.
- >That’s pretty damn cool.
- >You finish the toast and wash it down with your juice as you wait for a response.
- >A minute passes.
- >And another.
- >Screw it, who doesn’t like toast.
- >You put some bread into the toaster and wait for IE to respond.
- >While she’s on the internet you take this chance to examine her more.
- >Well, the only thing that you didn’t notice before was that she had the IE symbol on her…flank.
- >Other than that, there wasn’t much about her.
- >Her coat was deep blue, and her mane was a gold color like her eyes.
- >You had to admit, the way her mane looked in the light made it appear like it was glowing.
- >Finally, she snapped back to reality and responded in the affirmative.
- “Well good, ‘cause it’s almost ready.”
- >Just as you finish your statement the toaster pops up the toast.
- >Perfect timing ftw.
- >”I’ll have mine with eggs please.”
- >Oh. So she was looking up gourmet toast recipes.
- “Sorry IE, we’re fresh out of eggs. And everything else, for that matter. How about jam instead?”
- >”Oh ok. That works too.”
- >Nothing seems to bring her down.
- >You jam up her toast and hand it to her.
- >After holding it out there for a second, you remember that hands were an important part of holding things.
- >So you feed it to her piece by piece.
- >She seemed to enjoy it a lot.
- >There was a lot of ‘MMM’s and other happy noises, so you can only assume.
- >After you finish feeding her, you slide your juice over to her, which she also liked.
- >What didn’t this pony like?
- >”Hey Anon, what are we gonna do today? Play games? Read the news? You could always-“
- “Um, I have to go to work, so I won’t be able to play with you until I get back.”
- >IE seemed disappointed, but you’ll make it up to her later.
- >”Oh, ok Anon. We can always play when you get home, promise?”
- >You promise her, and she immediately brightens up.
- >You smile at her and rub the top of her head as you walk back to your room.
- >”So what are you doing now Anon?”
- “I’m getting ready for work IE.”
- >”That sounds fun! Ima follow you around, ok?”
- >You just nod in agreement and she trots after you.
- >After brushing your teeth and shaving, you pull out your work clothes and undress.
- >You glance over at IE, and she is watching you intently.
- >After she notices you looking at her, she quickly looks away and starts getting red.
- >You finish getting dress and call over to IE.
- “Ok, you can continue admiring me now.”
- >She looks over and giggles.
- >At least someone likes your stupid jokes.
- >”Oh! Oh! I just had a great idea Anon!”
- >She bounded over to you and but her hooves on your thighs, looking up at you with such excitement that you thought she would burst.
- >”What if I came to work with you? Wouldn’t that be great?”
- >She then proceeded to jump around in circles at your feet.
- >That actually was a pretty good idea.
- >You open your mouth to speak, but then you remember that your boss was a tightass when it came to animals.
- >He almost had a heart attack when a squirrel found it’s way into his office.
- >Best day of work ever.
- “Sorry IE, but I doubt my boss would be too thrilled about you.”
- >She stops her bouncing and looks at you with sad eyes.
- >You could hear your heart shattering.
- >But she perked up again and gave you a small smile.
- >”Oh well, we can always play when you get home.”
- >You smile at her, then look over at your clock.
- >Crap, you were going to be late if you didn’t hurry up.
- “Well, I have to go now. Try not to break anything or burn the house down, ok?”
- >She giggles again and nods.
- >That is the cutest sound you have ever heard come out of a living being.
- >You go to leave, but you quickly scoop up IE and hug her.
- >She gave a small yelp when you picked her up, but she quickly hugged you back.
- >After a few minutes, you set her down and waved goodbye.
- >She waved back and said “I’ll be waiting for you Anon! Don’t be late!”
- “Don’t worry, I’ll be back as soon as I can.”
- >And with that, you walked out the door and locked it.
- >It was going to be a long day
- >But at least you had something to look forward to.
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