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  1. Chapter 203: "Shifted Disturbance"
  2.  
  3. Page 1.
  4.  
  5. >Yes!
  6. >Straight into right field!
  7.  
  8. >Oooh! And it goes directly to second!
  9.  
  10. >Eh?
  11.  
  12. >I thought it would get through for sure!
  13.  
  14. >The spread was shifted.
  15.  
  16. >Shifted?
  17.  
  18. Page 2.
  19.  
  20. >It's not uncommon for the fielding team to shift their net of players in the direction the batter usually hits in advance.
  21.  
  22. >Hm...
  23. >Is that so...
  24.  
  25. >Have you ever had the spread shifted, Kiri-neesan?
  26.  
  27. >Eh?
  28. >But i don't play baseball.
  29.  
  30. >Huh?!
  31.  
  32. Computer: Recommended for Komori Kiri
  33. Child Shopkeeper Photo Collection
  34. Katou Seishirou DVD 4
  35.  
  36. Page 3.
  37.  
  38. >The spread has shifted!
  39.  
  40. >What's going on in here?
  41.  
  42. >Don't
  43. >Look!
  44.  
  45. >I suppose...
  46.  
  47. >There are many times where you feel like the defense has shifted on you.
  48.  
  49. >For example?
  50.  
  51. >The other day.
  52.  
  53. >A street musician who happened to lock gazes with me,
  54. >Stopped the song he was playing right in the middle,
  55.  
  56. Page 4.
  57.  
  58. >And then suddenly started playing a song about dolphins.
  59.  
  60. >As if he thought that sort of thing might appeal to me more!
  61.  
  62. >Ah, you do give off that feeling.
  63.  
  64. >There are countless examples,
  65. >Of the net being shifted in the direction the ball is flying!
  66.  
  67. >Although no one else is taking her flyers, as soon as she looks at you,
  68. >The maid cafe girl presses one into your chest!
  69.  
  70. >Since you look easy to drag along,
  71. >You suddenly get pressured to vote for ***
  72.  
  73. >Morning! We came to get you.
  74. >Let's go to the voting center
  75.  
  76. >As soon as you enter the store,
  77. >The anti-shoplifting G-Men start tailing you!
  78. background: mark, mark
  79.  
  80. >I, too, was recruited immediately into a certain organization when I first became a teacher.
  81.  
  82. Page 5.
  83.  
  84. >Oh?
  85. >It looks like Kaga-san is late again.
  86.  
  87. >It looks like Kaga-chan
  88. >Has also had the net shifted towards her
  89.  
  90. >I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
  91. >I'm sorry for always looking like I need saving!
  92.  
  93. banner: Love Classroom
  94.  
  95. flyer: God
  96.  
  97. >Ah, yes... There's also
  98. >The "weak-hearted shift," isn't there.
  99.  
  100. >The reason Kaga-chan is always late,
  101. >Was the "weak-hearted shift?"
  102.  
  103. >I just heard something good.
  104.  
  105. >Me too, me too
  106.  
  107. >We need to shift our nets as well
  108.  
  109. Page 6.
  110.  
  111. >Good-bye!
  112.  
  113. >Begin shifting
  114.  
  115. >Huh?!
  116.  
  117. banner: Right-Angle Fair
  118. signs: right-angle buckets, right angle pots
  119.  
  120. banner: Right-Angle Fair
  121. signs: right-angle protractors, right-angle compasses
  122. around top of stand-up display: right-angle stamps
  123.  
  124. sign: Right-Angle, all volumes now on sale
  125.  
  126. >What is this?!
  127.  
  128. >This... This is,
  129.  
  130. >A complete Kitsu-san shift!
  131.  
  132. >They do seem like things she would like.
  133.  
  134. >Is this how you all think of me?!
  135.  
  136. Page 7.
  137.  
  138. >It's not like I HAVE to have any of...!
  139.  
  140. Symmetrical Taiyaki Maker
  141. Allows for baking taiyaki with perfect vertical symmetry
  142.  
  143. >I want it...
  144. >But only a little... No, a lot, actually
  145.  
  146. >Well,
  147. >It looks like the trap worked, after all.
  148.  
  149. >Commence normal shift
  150.  
  151. >Wah!
  152.  
  153. banners: Now serving ramen
  154.  
  155. sign: the sign for the stationary store has been pasted over with "Ramen, now available"
  156.  
  157. >What is this?!
  158.  
  159. >The defense has shifted towards Hito-san!
  160.  
  161. >Isn't this just a ramen district, now?
  162.  
  163. >Huh?!
  164.  
  165. Page 8.
  166.  
  167. >Kobushi shift!
  168.  
  169. boxes: tail erasers, tail pens
  170.  
  171. signs: Sale!, Tail frying pans
  172.  
  173. box: Taiyaki maker, tail version
  174.  
  175. >Otonashi shift!
  176.  
  177. sign: original cellphone straps
  178.  
  179. sign: eu Cellphone Bra
  180.  
  181. >The entire shopping district has begun shifting its marketing towards the individual customers!
  182.  
  183. >But,
  184. >Isn't that always the case?
  185.  
  186. >They're merely trying to meet the needs of their customers.
  187.  
  188. >I suppose you're right...
  189.  
  190. >If customers could be entrapped so easily by shifting the net,
  191. >Business in general would be a piece of cake.
  192.  
  193. >So you've finally seen through the master plan, have you?
  194.  
  195. >We saw through it from the beginning, mister shopping district chairman
  196.  
  197. Page 9.
  198.  
  199. >By shifting our marketing net towards the customers' needs,
  200. >We can revitalize this dying shopping district!
  201.  
  202. >Despair shift
  203.  
  204. >Oh, my
  205.  
  206. >It looks like they've shifted towards Sensei's tastes!
  207.  
  208. books: stocking catalogue
  209.  
  210. >You're into this kind of thing, right?
  211.  
  212. >Sensei,
  213.  
  214. >Is into this sort of thing?
  215.  
  216. >Of- Of course not!
  217. >That's definitely not my taste at all!
  218.  
  219. Page 10.
  220.  
  221. >Whatever I order ends up having a flag stuck in it!
  222.  
  223. >You like that kind of thing, right?
  224.  
  225. >It's not like I won't eat anything that doesn't have a flag stuck in it!
  226.  
  227. >So he does like it
  228.  
  229. >No matter where I go to buy clothes,
  230.  
  231. >The only thing on sale are tank-tops with gold thread!
  232.  
  233. >So that's what he likes
  234.  
  235. >I thought I'd go rent a video,
  236.  
  237. cases: Gold Leaf Rambo, Gold Leaf Indiana Jones
  238.  
  239. >But all of the titles are written in gold leaf!
  240.  
  241. >Who is it?
  242. >Who's been spreading lies about my tastes?!
  243.  
  244. Page 11.
  245.  
  246. >It was you, no doubt
  247.  
  248. >Don't be silly,
  249. >I'm just the only one with a true understanding of what you like, Sensei
  250.  
  251. >This way
  252.  
  253. >It was almost like,
  254.  
  255. >The entire world
  256. >Had been shifted to accommodate my tastes.
  257.  
  258. >As I walked,
  259. >My favorite music seemed to play from out of nowhere,
  260.  
  261. >Perfectly in rhythm with my steps
  262.  
  263. >The signal turned to green,
  264.  
  265. >And on the other side,
  266. >Women of exactly my type waited to favor me
  267.  
  268. >Without a word said,
  269. >My favorite foods were set out for me
  270.  
  271. >Why are you doing this?
  272.  
  273. >That's...
  274.  
  275. Page 12.
  276.  
  277. >Because you're the Shogun, Sensei
  278.  
  279. >Your people exist only to please the Shogun!
  280.  
  281. >Hm.
  282. >Not bad at all.
  283.  
  284. >It's like the Truman Show
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