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- >Day surprise in Equestria
- >You are Anon
- >And you are black. Just kidding.
- >You wake up a do your double S you skip the third because you don't have to poop.
- >You head downstairs
- "I could get breakfast or I could search the interweb on my new handy dandy laptop.
- >Long story short you have a laptop.
- >You realize Equestria doesn't have interwebs.
- "Fuckin' horse planet."
- >Then you remember you had games as well.
- "Aw yeah bought to pop in this shit."
- >You open the disc drive and are immediately filled with rage.
- >You say no words you just leave for Sugar Cube Corner, laptop in hand.
- >You see Fluttershy walking towards you.
- >"H-hey Anon are ass-less chaps your fetish?"
- >You notice she's wearing black ass-less chap and swaying her flank seductively in front of you.
- >You just grumble at her and attempt to hide your boner, because it was your fetish.
- >"Anon?" She asks following you.
- >When you arrive you see the rest of the Mane 6 sitting at one table.
- >You walk over and put your laptop down.
- "WHO THE HELL PUT PEENYBUTTER IN MY DISC DRIVE."
- >"Your what darlin?" Rarity says.
- "This is what, bitch."
- >You say opening the disc drive.
- >"Oh no there's peenybutter in Anon's disc drive and the proms tomorrow!" Twilight said raising her hoof to her head expressing her panicked state of mind.
- "What the hell?" You say confused.
- >"Ah'm actually more pf a grape person." AppleJack says.
- "Stop trying to change the subject!" You say annoyed.
- >"I'm gay." Rainbow admits.
- >Everyone stops and looks at her.
- >"We know." everyone says in unison.
- >" I used to ride a motorcycle. VROOM VROOM ERRRRR!" Fluttershy says making more motor cycle noises.
- >"I'm not wearing any pants." Pinkie says hopping around.
- >You start getting frustrated and confused
- "That's it! I'm leaving."
- >You leave the shop while everyone still goes one about their weird-ass business.
- >"Did he leave." Rarity asks.
- >"Yes." The rest of the Mane 6 say.
- >"Good he must never know of our plan." Rarity says rubbing her hooves maniacally together.
- >"EVERYONE SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF PEENYBUTTER!" Rarity shouts standing on a table.
- >"Yes master, yes master." The rest of the Mane 6 repeat while bowing before her.
- End
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