FULL TRANSCRIPTION OF THE LAURA K'S TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS

PLEASE NOTE: THE NUMBERS AND TIME TRANSCRIPTIONS RELATE TO THE TIME THAT THE SUBTITLE WOULD APPEAR IN THE VIDEO - NOT TO THE ACTUAL TIME OF THE CONVERSATION!

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JESS: Holla!

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LAURA: Jess, what are you doing up?
(SHE LAUGHS)

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JESS: Err, it’s my birthday!

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LAURA: Happy Birthday! Are you happy?

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Literally everyone is staring at me now.
(SHE LAUGHS)

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JESS: Where are you?

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LAURA: Umm, I am on my way home –
get some sleep before a day of fun!

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JESS: You know it!

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LAURA: And you should too, hun.

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JESS: I’m sixteen now.

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LAURA: Oh, such a mature woman.

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JESS: Fuck off. (LAURA LAUGHS)

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LAURA: Is mum still freaking out
about you coming to stay?

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JESS: What do you think? (SHE LAUGHS)
LAURA: Oh god.

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JESS: I’ve already had the alcohol
speech twice today.

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LAURA: I hope she told you,

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“Never buy the cheapest bottle,
that extra pound makes all the difference!”

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JESS: Are you talking about wine?
LAURA: Yes!

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JESS: You are so old!
LAURA: Yes.

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JESS: Can we go Trocadero tomorrow?

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LAURA: No!
JESS: Oh come on.

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LAURA: I’ve got much better stuff
planned for us, hun.

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JESS: Really?

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LAURA: Of course.
My little sister’s coming to stay.

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(JESS HUMS IN APPROVAL)

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LAURA: Hun, I’m going to have to go
my train’s coming

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JESS: Okay, love you sis.

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LAURA: Okay, bye! (SHE LAUGHS)

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FEMALE UNDERGROUND TRAIN ANNOUNCER:…train.

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If you do not you may have to pay
a penalty fare. Thank you.

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(CONVERSATION IN BACKGROUND)

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(CONVERSATION IN BACKGROUND)

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LAURA: Excuse me, are you filming her?

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MALE: Umm....no.

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LAURA: Mate, yes you are.
You’re actually filming her.
Can you stop that?

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(PHONE RINGS)

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LAURA'S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

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but please leave a message after the beep.

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(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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(NO MESSAGE LEFT)

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(PHONE RINGS)

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LAURA: Hey.

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JACOB: How you doing, gorgeous?
Where you at?

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LAURA: Oh, I’m so sorry, babe,

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but Mel’s guilt tripped me
into dropping in on her first.

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JACOB: Fuc… Course she has.

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LAURA: I won’t be long. I promise.

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(JACOB SIGHS)

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LAURA: Jake?

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JACOB: Cool...no worries. It’s cool.

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LAURA: How’s it there?

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JACOB: Yeah, it’s pretty shit.
Why don’t I just come and see you?

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LAURA: Umm, why don’t I call you
when I get there?

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If it’s shit I’ll come to you
and vice-versa.

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JACOB: Or we could just head back to mine

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and sniff this gram I’ve got in my pocket.

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LAURA: As appealing as that sounds
I have to take it easy tonight.

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JACOB: Yeah, right.

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LAURA: What?

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JACOB: Nothin, nothin, nothin.

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LAURA: Yep, look I’ll call you
when I get there.

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JACOB: Oh, come on, don’t be like that.
LAURA: Like what?

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JACOB: Alright babe, yeah cool.

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Just call me when you get there then,
yeah? I love you.

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LAURA HESITATES: Love you too.

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(PHONE CALL ENDS)

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MALE: The queue is massive.

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MALE: Look.

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(PHONE RINGS)

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(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

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(PHONE CALL ENDS)

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MEL'S VOICEMAIL: Hi this is Mel.
You know what to do.

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(NO MESSAGE LEFT)

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(PHONE RINGS)

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MALE: Hello, man.
I had some coke tonight…

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(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

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(LAURA HANGS UP)

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FEMALE: …small, wasn’t it?
FEMALE: Yeah.
FEMALE: It was so small.

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You’re so obsessed with me.
MALE: It was so small.

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It’s the second time I heard that tonight.

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(THEY LAUGH)

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FEMALE: Oi, stop it. You’re obsessed!
You’re clearly obsessed with us!

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MALE: I can’t believe that guy’s got…
FEMALE: You’re clearly obsessed with us!

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MALE: I can’t believe that guy’s
got a light he looks…

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MALE: Yeah, err, happy birthday, Annie!
Celebrate, celebrate!

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MALE: Is this place going to be open
at the end of the night?

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That is the question.

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(INAUDIBLE)

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MALE: The night bus, night bus…

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MALE: Still waiting.

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MALE: Still waiting. Still…

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MALE: Still waiting…

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(PHONE RINGS)

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(SHE HANGS UP)

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(PHONE RINGS)

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MEL'S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Mel.
You know what to do.

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(NO MESSAGE LEFT)

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(PHONE RINGS)

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(SHE HANGS UP)

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MALE: We’re almost in, Guy.

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FEMALE: (INAUDIBLE)

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(PHONE RINGS)

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LAURA'S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

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but please leave a message after the beep.

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(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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(NO MESSAGE LEFT)

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(PHONE RINGS)

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LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura. Sorry…

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(JACOB HANGS UP)

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(PHONE RINGS)

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LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

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but please leave a message after the beep.

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01:15:58,895 --> 01:15:59,473
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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(NO MESSAGE LEFT)

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(MUSIC AUDIBLE FROM DANCEFLOOR)
MEL: She’s gonna hate it.

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LAURA: Yeah.
MEL: Oh hang on, get in.

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LAURA: I’m in, I’m in.
MEL: Lau!

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LAURA: I’m just doing my make-up.
Hang on. It’s not even gonna skype…

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MEL: It is…
LAURA: Unless it’s on the flippin…

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...you need 3G to Facetime it.

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MEL: Yeah but I’ve got 3G.

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LAURA: No, no it’s on EDGE, hang on.

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LISA: Hello!
MEL: Hello.

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LISA: Hello, Mel?
MEL: Lis, can you hear me?

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LISA: Mel?
MEL: Hello!

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LISA: Oh my god!

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MEL: Babes, look who I’m with.
LAURA: Hello!

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(LAUGHTER)
LISA: Fuck me! Laura fuckin Kitchen!

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LAURA: Hey!

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LISA: OMG, it’s been a fucking lifetime.

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LAURA: Yeah…
MEL: Totes.

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(LAUGHTER)

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LISA: Shut up, ya div! How’s London?

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LAURA: It’s good, yeah. Excellent.
MEL: Excellent. We miss you!

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LISA: Ahh, that good, yeah?
(LAURA LAUGHS)

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MEL: We were just saying why aren’t you here?
How much fun would that be!

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(LAUGHTER)

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LISA: Where are you?

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LAURA: Oh my god. She’s taken me
to the dodgiest fucking club.

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(MEL LAUGHS) Like don’t even…

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LISA: Are you calling me from the bogs?

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MEL: Yeah! You need to get your arse
down here pronto.

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LISA: Oh nice.

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MEL: Well just do the mega bus
or something. It costs like nothing!

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LISA: 50p.

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MEL: We can go out the three of us
like old times.

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LISA: I don’t think my liver
can take the old times.

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MEL: And you can get a sense
of the place properly

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before you move here for good!

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LISA: Ha! Me?
In London with you lot?

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I wouldn’t be able to keep up
with you anymore

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and your fast paced city living.

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MEL: Fast? I wish. Our pace is slow.

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It’s like sooo fucking sloooow.

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Like chiiiiling sloooow.
LAURA: Mel! Shush.

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(LAUGHTER)

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LISA: Your pupils are telling a different story!

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LAURA: Oh my god!

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MEL: Ah babe,
I didn’t want you to feel left out.

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(LAUGHTER)

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LISA: I’m fine being left out of this bit, thanks.

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(LAUGHTER)

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LAURA: Mel! Don’t!
LISA: Where you going?

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MEL: Oh sorry, babes. Two seconds.

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LISA: Hello?

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01:25:20,877 --> 01:25:23,308
MEL: Ah babes, two secs,
two secs, sorry.

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LISA: Mel, Mel, I fucking miss you.

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MEL: I miss you too!
Didn’t I just say that?

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Did you just hear me say that?

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LAURA: Yes, you said that.

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(LAUGHTER)

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MEL: Here you go Lau, have this.

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LAURA: Oh, I’m alright, alright. OK.
MEL: Oh Lau, don’t be a bore!

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LAURA: Oh god.
MEL: Oh, how’s your sister?

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LISA: (INAUDIBLE) you’re on it without me!

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MEL: (SHE LAUGHS)
Sorry babe. How’s your sister?

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LISA: Oh, Kel? She’s cool.

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She got suspended last week, bellend.

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MEL: Shut up!

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LISA: They’re worse than we were!
Mel, I swear.

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What were we doing when
we were kids?

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MEL: I don’t even want to think about it.

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LAURA: Lis, Kel got suspended?

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LISA: Smoking behind
the bike shed that was it.

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MEL: Maybe you were!

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LAURA: OK, no one needs to know
what you were doing

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behind the bike sheds at that age.

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MEL: Oh, we are in
the dodgiest club in east.

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LISA: Shut up with you London chat!

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(LAUGHTER)

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East this, west that! You are in town!

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For fuck sake! Call it town!

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MEL: Lau, that’s yours.

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LAURA: How come Kel got suspended, hun?

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LISA: You didn’t hear?

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LAURA: No. Why?

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Was Jess involved?

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LISA: No, I don’t think so…

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I don’t know whether…

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So I would have heard of this club?

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LAURA: No, whoa, Lis! Hang on a sec!

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What’s gone on with Kelly and Jess?

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LISA: I dunno…
I dunno the details.

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Look my sister’s life bores me.

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I’m just trying to stay out of it.

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(MEL LAUGHS)

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MEL: So Kelly got suspended.

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I think you should maybe
have a word with her

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and tell her that
I want her to move here instead

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cos it sounds like she’s got more balls!

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LISA: If you call trolling people online
‘having balls’, then yeah.

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LAURA: Kelly was trolling people?
Online with Jess?

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LISA: Honestly I don’t think
Jess had anything to do with it.

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LAURA: Well are you sure?
I can have a word

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cos I don’t think she’s got in trouble
with anything…

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I can talk to her.

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LISA: Shock horror. The Kitchens
getting away with murder again.

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MEL: Right, biatch! We’re gonna go.

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LISA: Alright, well call me when
you’re back in the area.

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MEL: Yeah, will do... See ya.

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LISA: Love ya.
MEL: Love ya too, sweetheart. Bye.

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(PHONE RINGS)

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LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

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01:28:25,470 --> 01:28:27,281
but please leave a message after the beep.

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01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:28,277
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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VIK: LK, it’s Vik. I know it’s late,
but we’ve got a problem.

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Look there might be…
You might need to come in tomorrow.

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OK call me back asap.

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(PHONE CALL ENDS)

230
01:28:46,253 --> 01:28:49,253
(PHONE RINGS)

231
01:29:06,490 --> 01:29:08,982
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

232
01:29:08,982 --> 01:29:10,980
but please leave a message after the beep.

233
01:29:11,363 --> 01:29:11,988
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

234
01:29:12,188 --> 01:29:14,894
VIK: Sorry forgot to say –
if Lucan calls just ignore it.

235
01:29:14,894 --> 01:29:19,539
I need to speak to him first.
Anyway, call me when you get this.

236
01:29:20,160 --> 01:29:21,426
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

237
01:30:39,705 --> 01:30:43,805
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

238
01:30:54,618 --> 01:31:04,425
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

239
01:31:45,829 --> 01:31:47,565
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

240
01:32:19,812 --> 01:32:23,146
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

241
01:32:24,609 --> 01:32:30,650
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

242
01:32:30,650 --> 01:32:33,482
(LAUGHTER)

243
01:32:35,521 --> 01:32:39,067
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

244
01:32:39,067 --> 01:32:40,050
(INAUDIBLE)

245
01:32:40,250 --> 01:32:43,357
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

246
01:32:43,357 --> 01:32:50,985
(INAUDIBLE)

247
01:33:07,842 --> 01:33:14,675
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

248
01:33:49,081 --> 01:33:54,356
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

249
01:33:54,356 --> 01:33:56,381
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

250
01:33:58,754 --> 01:34:00,311
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

251
01:34:12,821 --> 01:34:13,649
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

252
01:34:19,703 --> 01:34:21,380
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

253
01:35:07,761 --> 01:35:10,475
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

254
01:35:22,742 --> 01:35:35,650
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

255
01:35:42,911 --> 01:35:44,624
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

256
01:36:18,953 --> 01:36:21,953
(PHONE RINGS)

257
01:36:39,206 --> 01:36:41,784
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

258
01:36:41,784 --> 01:36:43,667
but please leave a message after the beep.

259
01:36:43,865 --> 01:36:44,540
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

260
01:36:44,745 --> 01:36:46,278
JACOB: How you doing, sweetheart?
(BACKGROUND NOISE)

261
01:36:46,278 --> 01:36:47,149
You alright?

262
01:36:47,667 --> 01:36:49,684
I can’t get through to your fuckin phone.

263
01:36:50,566 --> 01:36:52,854
Anyway I’m just gonna
come down to the club –

264
01:36:52,854 --> 01:36:55,286
I just spoke Owen
and I thought fuck it, why not?

265
01:36:55,286 --> 01:36:59,065
So I’ll tell you what I’ll just give you
a shout when I get there.

266
01:36:59,065 --> 01:37:01,355
Looking forward
to seeing you as well, babe, alright.

267
01:37:01,355 --> 01:37:05,193
Seems like fuckin ages.
Alright, love ya.

268
01:37:06,482 --> 01:37:07,404
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

269
01:38:51,410 --> 01:38:59,909
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

270
01:39:07,188 --> 01:39:08,707
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

271
01:39:13,680 --> 01:39:14,515
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

272
01:39:25,251 --> 01:39:26,811
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)
(LAUGHTER)

273
01:39:28,485 --> 01:39:31,862
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

274
01:39:32,814 --> 01:39:37,589
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

275
01:39:40,914 --> 01:39:49,571
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

276
01:39:49,571 --> 01:39:51,076
(LAUGHTER)

277
01:39:51,276 --> 01:39:56,225
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

278
01:40:08,874 --> 01:40:10,252
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

279
01:40:10,252 --> 01:40:11,133
LAURA: Sorry.

280
01:41:39,979 --> 01:41:41,355
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

281
01:41:47,804 --> 01:41:48,687
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

282
01:41:52,905 --> 01:42:12,404
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

283
01:42:20,227 --> 01:42:21,162
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

284
01:42:23,414 --> 01:42:27,389
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

285
01:43:36,763 --> 01:43:38,135
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

286
01:43:50,110 --> 01:43:52,378
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

287
01:43:55,210 --> 01:43:57,664
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

288
01:44:03,858 --> 01:44:04,844
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

289
01:44:05,752 --> 01:44:08,288
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

290
01:46:22,452 --> 01:46:23,057
MALE: Yeah…!

291
01:46:23,057 --> 01:46:24,850
MALE: We’re havin a good night

292
01:46:25,284 --> 01:46:27,376
and we’re gonna have
an afterparty afterwards! That’s…

293
01:46:30,090 --> 01:46:32,646
I love music, I like dancing
and I love this boy here!

294
01:46:32,646 --> 01:46:33,935
MALE: Well yeah, we’ve just met.

295
01:46:33,935 --> 01:46:35,587
But we’re best buds now...

296
01:46:35,890 --> 01:46:37,018
Well... yeah... I know…

297
01:46:37,018 --> 01:46:38,148
MALE: Just had two shandies…!

298
01:46:38,148 --> 01:46:40,353
MALE: I’ve just moved to London.
MALE: Oh!

299
01:46:40,353 --> 01:46:42,088
MALE: He’s showing me...
he’s showing me London.

300
01:46:42,088 --> 01:46:43,875
MALE: I’m showing him the alliance..
the London alliance. Alright.

301
01:46:43,875 --> 01:46:46,242
MALE: He knows what he’s talking about…!
MALE: I’m a bit of a geezer so…

302
01:46:46,242 --> 01:46:49,128
MALE: He’s a geezer.
He told me he’s a geezer.

303
01:46:49,128 --> 01:46:50,616
MALE: Yeah.
MALE: And er, so yeah.

304
01:46:50,616 --> 01:46:52,663
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: And what have you
thought of the DJ tonight?

305
01:46:53,770 --> 01:46:55,213
MALE: He’s playing a few bangers early on,

306
01:46:55,213 --> 01:46:57,518
but he could have gone a bit deeper…(INAUDIBLE)

307
01:46:57,518 --> 01:46:58,663
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
How much deeper do you want?

308
01:46:58,663 --> 01:47:00,099
MALE: Like underground…

309
01:47:00,099 --> 01:47:02,711
MALE: You want it deep, like real…

310
01:47:02,711 --> 01:47:04,313
MALE: Like I wanted some shuffling…

311
01:47:04,313 --> 01:47:06,545
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So were you at least
dancing on the dance floor?

312
01:47:06,545 --> 01:47:08,988
MALE: I was doing a bit of this.
I was doing a bit of that like…!

313
01:47:08,988 --> 01:47:10,173
BOTH MALES: Weyyyy!

314
01:47:11,377 --> 01:47:12,339
MALE: All night long!

315
01:47:12,339 --> 01:47:14,655
MALE: I saw the moves, they were alright.
They were average.

316
01:47:14,655 --> 01:47:16,216
MALE: My mum taught me them moves,
by the way, so they’re secret, right.

317
01:47:16,216 --> 01:47:18,333
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: They’re good.
They’re special. Quality. Quality stuff.

318
01:47:18,333 --> 01:47:21,017
MALE: Well I thought the DJ was alright.
I’m just gonna say…

319
01:47:21,017 --> 01:47:23,008
MALE: Ah you’re throwing it out there?!

320
01:47:23,272 --> 01:47:25,277
MALE: I’m throwing it out there…!
MALE: Throwing it…

321
01:47:25,277 --> 01:47:26,828
He’s come down to London
for one weekend

322
01:47:26,828 --> 01:47:27,953
and he’s throwing a few things out!

323
01:47:27,953 --> 01:47:31,423
MALE: Well OK! Alright! I was born in…
not born and bred in Newcastle,

324
01:47:31,423 --> 01:47:32,528
that was a total lie.

325
01:47:32,528 --> 01:47:34,881
I went to university in Newcastle!

326
01:47:34,881 --> 01:47:37,192
MALE: You don’t sound mackam to me…
Geordie even!

327
01:47:37,192 --> 01:47:38,311
NAOMI: Sorry! Sorry!

328
01:47:38,311 --> 01:47:40,463
MALE: Whoa!...Please girls!
What’s happening?

329
01:47:42,141 --> 01:47:43,236
MALE: We’re having an important interview!

330
01:47:43,236 --> 01:47:44,771
MALE: We’re big stars!

331
01:47:44,771 --> 01:47:46,447
LAURA: (INAUDIBLE) everything he says!
NAOMI: Laura!

332
01:49:43,294 --> 01:49:44,807
(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

333
01:49:44,807 --> 01:49:46,316
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Ladies!
NAOMI: Hello!

334
01:49:46,529 --> 01:49:49,603
LAURA: Oh shit...sorry!

335
01:49:49,603 --> 01:49:50,808
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Are you two a bit…?

336
01:49:50,808 --> 01:49:52,138
How you both doing?

337
01:49:52,138 --> 01:49:54,143
NAOMI: We are good.
LAURA: Oh shit.

338
01:49:54,143 --> 01:49:55,608
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
We’re shooting this promo film for Owen.

339
01:49:55,608 --> 01:49:57,527
Could you answer
a couple of questions for me please?

340
01:49:57,527 --> 01:49:59,743
NAOMI: Yeah sure, sure.
LAURA: Oh bless you! For Owen.

341
01:49:59,743 --> 01:50:00,774
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Thank you so much.

342
01:50:00,774 --> 01:50:01,988
LAURA: Tell me he’s paying you a lot!

343
01:50:01,988 --> 01:50:03,208
(SHE LAUGHS)

344
01:50:03,208 --> 01:50:04,973
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So are you having a good night?

345
01:50:04,973 --> 01:50:06,312
NAOMI: Yeah, it’s alright.

346
01:50:06,312 --> 01:50:08,317
LAURA: Yeah! It’s amazing!

347
01:50:08,317 --> 01:50:10,169
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Can you do me more than that please?

348
01:50:10,169 --> 01:50:11,437
OK we go again.

349
01:50:11,637 --> 01:50:13,926
NAOMI: Oh my god it’s incredible!
It’s the best night I’ve ever had!

350
01:50:13,926 --> 01:50:15,010
It’s like blowing my mind!

351
01:50:15,010 --> 01:50:16,919
(LAURA LAUGHS)
It’s like the DJ’s incredible…

352
01:50:16,919 --> 01:50:18,940
I was like, “Oh my god it’s so amazing!”

353
01:50:18,940 --> 01:50:19,765
(LAURA LAUGHS)

354
01:50:19,765 --> 01:50:21,272
NAOMI: Was that better?
LAURA: Do we have to go again?
NAOMI: Is that what you want?

355
01:50:21,600 --> 01:50:24,425
LAURA:Do we have to go again but real? (LAURA LAUGHS)
NAOMI: Not quite that much. It’s wicked.

356
01:50:24,425 --> 01:50:27,399
NAOMI: OK right. It’s really great.
It’s wicked. Is that better?

357
01:50:27,399 --> 01:50:28,777
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: A bit more

358
01:50:28,977 --> 01:50:29,908
NAOMI: OK, umm…

359
01:50:29,908 --> 01:50:33,635
LAURA: I’m loving it. I’m loving it.
NAOMI: You are a terrible liar!
You’re bad! You’re bad!

360
01:50:33,635 --> 01:50:37,270
I’m loving it! I’m loving it!
LAURA: Isn’t that Justin Timberlake though?

361
01:50:37,470 --> 01:50:38,820
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: How would you
sum up your night in one word for me?

362
01:50:38,820 --> 01:50:39,499
NAOMI: Wicked!

363
01:50:39,499 --> 01:50:40,541
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Wicked?

364
01:50:40,541 --> 01:50:42,979
LAURA: Like wicked! Wicked!
Jungle is massive.

365
01:50:42,979 --> 01:50:44,791
NAOMI: It’s the beginning of the night!

366
01:50:44,791 --> 01:50:45,894
(LAURA LAUGHS)

367
01:50:45,894 --> 01:50:46,847
We’ll see how it goes.

368
01:50:46,847 --> 01:50:49,190
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
And what would you say, Lau?

369
01:50:50,060 --> 01:50:51,526
NAOMI: Yeah, what would you say, Laura?
LAURA: What would you say, what, sorry?

370
01:50:51,526 --> 01:50:52,612
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
What do you think of the night?

371
01:50:52,612 --> 01:50:55,611
LAURA: Mate, stop fuckin (INAUDIBLE)

372
01:50:55,611 --> 01:51:00,615
I think this night is possibly
the greatest night ever.

373
01:51:00,615 --> 01:51:01,739
NAOMI: Yeah it’s amazing.

374
01:51:01,739 --> 01:51:03,589
LAURA: Blah, blah!

375
01:51:03,589 --> 01:51:04,766
NAOMI: That’s enough!
That’s enough!

376
01:51:04,766 --> 01:51:06,390
LAURA: That’s vomit!
NAOMI: That’s vomit!

377
01:51:06,390 --> 01:51:08,763
LAURA: No fuck it. Don’t film that!

378
01:51:08,763 --> 01:51:10,623
That’s really embarrassing!

379
01:51:10,623 --> 01:51:11,778
(SHE LAUGHS)

380
01:51:11,778 --> 01:51:14,131
NAOMI: No, it’s pretty good.
LAURA: Start again! Start again!

381
01:51:14,131 --> 01:51:17,204
That’s actually…
Let me say something more…

382
01:51:17,204 --> 01:51:19,151
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
How do you sum up your night?

383
01:51:19,151 --> 01:51:21,505
LAURA: It’s really cool.
NAOMI: Really good. Really good.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Why?

384
01:51:22,410 --> 01:51:25,184
NAOMI: The DJ was awesome.
LAURA: Xavier! He’s fuckin killin it!

385
01:51:25,184 --> 01:51:27,065
NAOMI: Yeah, he’s smashed it.
LAURA: Fuckin killin it! He’s playing…

386
01:51:27,065 --> 01:51:28,695
NAOMI: Some big moves!

387
01:51:28,695 --> 01:51:32,090
LAURA: Were you showing some moves?
Were you showing the ABC move?

388
01:51:32,090 --> 01:51:33,105
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
To anyone who’s planning on coming…

389
01:51:33,105 --> 01:51:34,540
NAOMI: Oh, you gotta come! It’s awesome!

390
01:51:34,540 --> 01:51:36,849
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
What would you say to them?
What would you say to them NY? Go for it.

391
01:51:36,849 --> 01:51:40,356
LAURA: You gotta do this shit man!
NAOMI: There’s really hot girls here.

392
01:51:40,356 --> 01:51:42,024
(LAUGHTER)

393
01:51:42,024 --> 01:51:43,461
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
And you tell them to come?

394
01:51:43,461 --> 01:51:45,872
NAOMI: Yeah, you should come
cos there’s really hot girls.

395
01:51:45,872 --> 01:51:47,725
(LAURA LAUGHS)

396
01:51:48,168 --> 01:51:50,482
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  Cool. Perfect. Thank you.
Can you wave to the camera.

397
01:51:50,482 --> 01:51:52,199
NAOMI: Whoo!
LAURA: I am so sorry!

398
01:51:52,199 --> 01:51:54,245
LAURA: Please don’t put that on!

399
01:51:54,433 --> 01:51:55,924
NAOMI: …she's so...drunk!

400
01:57:38,008 --> 01:57:47,000
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

401
01:59:38,755 --> 01:59:43,480
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

402
01:59:46,821 --> 01:59:47,788
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

403
01:59:52,258 --> 01:59:54,604
(CLUB MUSIC AND CHATTER)

404
02:01:48,000 --> 02:01:50,990
(CLUB MUSIC)

405
02:02:40,250 --> 02:02:45,298
(CLUB MUSIC)

406
02:02:45,953 --> 02:02:50,992
(MUSIC IS PLAYING FOR ALL CLOSE UP
SCENES ON DANCE FLOOR)

407
02:13:22,682 --> 02:13:25,682
(PHONE RINGS)

408
02:13:41,899 --> 02:13:44,634
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

409
02:13:44,634 --> 02:13:46,282
but please leave a message after the beep.

410
02:13:46,282 --> 02:13:47,656
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

411
02:13:47,656 --> 02:13:49,333
JACOB AGITATED: What the fuck’s going on?

412
02:13:50,065 --> 02:13:52,504
I’ve come down here…
you’re not even fuckin here!  Where are ya?

413
02:13:53,353 --> 02:13:54,327
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

414
02:14:38,008 --> 02:14:41,000
(PHONE RINGS)

415
02:14:59,895 --> 02:15:02,535
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

416
02:15:02,535 --> 02:15:04,310
but please leave a message after the beep.

417
02:15:04,967 --> 02:15:05,272
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

418
02:15:05,686 --> 02:15:06,885
JACOB: Where are ya?

419
02:15:08,319 --> 02:15:11,301
I’m in the club, I can’t fuckin see ya!
Where are ya?

420
02:15:12,000 --> 02:15:14,302
Alright… (EXASPERATED) Just call me.

421
02:15:16,103 --> 02:15:17,245
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

422
02:15:27,507 --> 02:15:29,428
VOICEMAIL INBOX: You have seven messages.

423
02:15:29,768 --> 02:15:30,860
(1st MESSAGE - BACKGROUND NOISE IN CLUB)

424
02:15:30,860 --> 02:15:31,445
(SHE PRESSES KEYPAD TO SKIP MESSAGE)

425
02:15:31,445 --> 02:15:33,628
(2nd MESSAGE - BACKGROUND NOISE IN CLUB)

426
02:15:33,628 --> 02:15:34,276
(SHE PRESSES KEYPAD TO SKIP MESSAGE)

427
02:15:34,615 --> 02:15:38,740
(3rd MESSAGE) VIK: LK, it’s Vik.
I know it’s late but I’ve got a problem…

428
02:15:38,940 --> 02:15:39,357
Look…

429
02:15:39,357 --> 02:15:39,944
(SHE PRESSES KEYPAD TO SKIPS MESSAGE)

430
02:15:40,151 --> 02:15:43,054
(4th MESSAGE) VIK: Sorry I forgot to say -
if Lucan calls you just ignore it.

431
02:15:43,054 --> 02:15:44,270
I need to…
(SHE PRESSES KEYPAD TO SKIP MESSAGE)

432
02:15:44,659 --> 02:15:46,748
(5th MESSAGE) JACOB: How you doin,
sweetheart? You alright?

433
02:15:47,257 --> 02:15:50,203
I can’t get through to your fuckin phone!
(SHE PRESSES KEYPAD TO SKIP MESSAGE)

434
02:15:50,672 --> 02:15:52,430
(6th MESSAGE) JACOB: What the fuck’s goin on?...

435
02:15:52,965 --> 02:15:53,992
I’ve come down here…
(SHE PRESSES KEYPAD TO SKIP MESSAGE)

436
02:15:54,663 --> 02:15:55,875
(7th MESSAGE) JACOB: Where are ya?...

437
02:15:56,299 --> 02:15:58,803
I’m in the club I can’t…
(SHE PRESSES KEYPAD TO SKIP MESSAGE)

438
02:26:05,784 --> 02:26:07,412
MALE: (HE LAUGHS) (INAUDIBLE)

439
02:26:08,302 --> 02:26:09,061
(BACKGROUND NOISE IN BAR)

440
02:26:09,385 --> 02:26:10,296
MALE: Who won the game?

441
02:26:13,318 --> 02:26:14,059
MALE: (INAUDIBLE)

442
02:26:22,939 --> 02:26:23,885
MALE: You are so shit at pool.

443
02:26:24,500 --> 02:26:25,469
(BACKGROUND NOISE IN BAR)

444
02:26:26,491 --> 02:26:28,243
MALE: (HE LAUGHS) Alright, well get ready…

445
02:30:39,005 --> 02:30:40,816
NAOMI: No, why would you be…

446
02:30:40,816 --> 02:30:43,375
why would you be
a great documentary film maker?

447
02:30:43,856 --> 02:30:46,529
LAURA: Umm, because I have a real gravitas –
is that the word?

448
02:30:46,729 --> 02:30:48,947
(LAUGHTER)

449
02:30:48,947 --> 02:30:50,625
NAOMI: I don’t think it is! (LAUGHTER) I dunno!

450
02:30:50,625 --> 02:30:53,206
What word are you trying to say? It is a word.
LAURA: Umm, I’m a real serious person!

451
02:30:53,206 --> 02:30:55,081
(SHE LAUGHS) Whatever I’d be in.

452
02:30:55,081 --> 02:30:57,552
I have a real seriousness in how
I approach the world

453
02:30:57,552 --> 02:31:00,695
and again everything I said is taken…

454
02:31:01,716 --> 02:31:03,653
I don’t know!

455
02:31:03,653 --> 02:31:07,305
Stop filming me, dude, seriously! Don’t…

456
02:35:30,689 --> 02:35:33,020
(MUSIC)

457
02:35:55,937 --> 02:35:57,109
(MUSIC)

458
02:35:58,975 --> 02:36:02,225
(MUSIC)

459
02:36:03,616 --> 02:36:04,859
MALE: What was that?

460
02:36:29,122 --> 02:36:32,990
MALE: Tenth time, the charm.
Yep, well done. Well done.

461
02:36:36,746 --> 02:36:38,583
MALE: (FRUSTRATED AT MISSED SHOT) (INAUDIBLE)

462
02:53:14,471 --> 02:53:17,773
MALE: So, here we go…go

463
02:53:46,165 --> 02:53:47,123
NAOMI: I’m concentrating!

464
02:53:47,123 --> 02:53:49,094
(LAUGHTER)
MALE: Go on just give it a go… try!

465
02:53:50,230 --> 02:53:50,902
MALE: Go on…

466
02:53:58,500 --> 02:53:59,590
MALE: Can you see what it is?

467
02:54:00,017 --> 02:54:01,263
LAURA: Where’s the circle? Show me…

468
02:54:06,974 --> 02:54:08,740
(BACKGROUND NOISE)

469
02:54:12,021 --> 02:54:13,185
MALE: Go on, there’s one thing wrong.

470
02:54:26,056 --> 02:54:27,064
MALE: There you go

471
02:54:27,064 --> 02:54:29,016
NAOMI: I don’t know how I’m going to play…
I just really appreciate it.

472
02:54:34,857 --> 02:54:36,126
MALE: (INAUDIBLE)
(LAURA LAUGHS)

473
03:00:55,677 --> 03:00:57,040
LAURA: OK
MALE: OK, calm.

474
03:00:57,040 --> 03:00:58,230
LAURA: Have the pressure on!

475
03:00:58,882 --> 03:01:00,072
Umm…

476
03:01:00,072 --> 03:01:01,715
MALE: You’ve gotta name a pocket…
NAOMI: Close.

477
03:01:06,538 --> 03:01:08,770
LAURA: I’m gonna go there.
Do we see that happening?

478
03:01:10,594 --> 03:01:14,560
MALE: Yeah. Inshallah...God hates you.

479
03:01:14,560 --> 03:01:17,088
NAOMI: I think it’s gonna be less
to do with god and more to do with vodka!

480
03:01:17,288 --> 03:01:17,930
(LAURA LAUGHS)

481
03:01:17,930 --> 03:01:20,049
That’s your main problem…
I think that’s…

482
03:01:20,049 --> 03:01:21,638
LAURA: I’m not on vodka, I’m on gin.

483
03:01:21,638 --> 03:01:22,826
Gin’s on my side.

484
03:01:23,132 --> 03:01:23,741
(SHE HITS BALL)

485
03:01:23,741 --> 03:01:25,453
LAURA: Holla!
NAOMI: Holla!

486
03:01:25,453 --> 03:01:27,405
MALE: Ooooh!

487
03:01:27,405 --> 03:01:28,919
LAURA: I fucking nearly pot yours!

488
03:02:10,179 --> 03:02:12,038
NAOMI: Ohhhh!
LAURA: Also you don’t name the pocket.

489
03:02:17,085 --> 03:02:18,085
MALE: …that!

490
03:02:24,489 --> 03:02:25,879
LAURA: Can we have some silence?

491
03:02:25,879 --> 03:02:26,958
(NAOMI LAUGHS)

492
03:02:29,461 --> 03:02:30,764
MALE: Ohhhh!

493
03:02:34,112 --> 03:02:34,766
(NAOMI HITS BALL)

494
03:02:35,918 --> 03:02:38,481
MALE: Woooaa!

495
03:03:16,029 --> 03:03:18,248
NAOMI: In the finals of
the World Pool Championship,

496
03:03:18,248 --> 03:03:20,248
Laura Kitchens is about to take her black.

497
03:03:20,248 --> 03:03:24,284
LAURA: I’m not saying we’re lucky but…
we’re gonna win.

498
03:03:25,460 --> 03:03:28,049
I’d like to name the pocket…I’d like…

499
03:03:32,427 --> 03:03:34,199
LAURA: (SHE LAUGHS) I’m naming…
I’m gonna name…

500
03:03:40,317 --> 03:03:41,851
LAURA: Tell it to your (INAUDIBLE)
get out the way...

501
03:03:42,750 --> 03:03:43,766
...Yes!

502
03:03:43,766 --> 03:03:45,979
NAOMI: Ahhhh!

503
03:03:47,877 --> 03:03:48,977
LAURA: Give five!

504
03:13:40,416 --> 03:13:42,211
LAURA: Oh for fuck’s sake!

505
03:13:42,758 --> 03:13:43,758
Letting us down…

506
03:23:33,082 --> 03:23:34,471
LAURA: In the pocket!
MALE: Which pocket, Steve?

507
03:23:36,230 --> 03:23:37,481
That one.

508
03:23:37,927 --> 03:23:39,536
(FEMALES LAUGH)
MALE: Alright, go on mate.

509
03:23:41,000 --> 03:23:42,570
(HE HITS BALL)

510
03:23:44,616 --> 03:23:45,659
MALE: What!...

511
03:23:45,659 --> 03:23:46,790
What!...

512
03:23:47,349 --> 03:23:48,706
Ohhh!...

513
03:23:48,706 --> 03:23:49,731
Fuck mate!

514
03:23:50,000 --> 03:23:51,239
LAURA: You don’t get two shots.

515
03:23:56,324 --> 03:23:58,195
LAURA: (INAUDIBLE)

516
03:23:58,336 --> 03:23:59,460
(LAURA HITS BALL)

517
03:24:00,246 --> 03:24:01,738
LAURA: Ahhhh!
MALE: Ohhhh!

518
03:24:04,422 --> 03:24:06,258
LAURA: Er, I think that’s twenty quid!

519
03:24:06,458 --> 03:24:07,518
MALE: No!

520
03:24:10,689 --> 03:24:12,573
NAOMI: (INAUDIBLE)

521
03:24:12,573 --> 03:24:14,318
MALE: Ah, what?

522
03:24:18,641 --> 03:24:20,487
LAURA: …gracious losers,
thank you very much.

523
03:24:20,487 --> 03:24:22,027
(SHE LAUGHS)
MALE: Ahh, ahh..

524
03:34:09,587 --> 03:34:10,925
NAOMI: Oh, yeah.

525
03:34:12,865 --> 03:34:15,506
LAURA: I don’t think forever…

526
03:34:15,706 --> 03:34:16,984
NAOMI: Friends is all we are today.

527
03:34:16,984 --> 03:34:18,040
(LAURA HITS BALL)

528
03:34:20,382 --> 03:34:21,133
(LAURA LAUGHS)

529
03:34:21,133 --> 03:34:23,119
LAURA:We are being friendly.
NAOMI: Nothing more?

530
03:34:23,119 --> 03:34:25,781
LAURA: We are being friendly today.

531
03:34:25,781 --> 03:34:27,859
Babes, take your shot or I’ll go again.

532
03:34:28,737 --> 03:34:29,823
NAOMI: No, I’m just wondering like…

533
03:34:30,844 --> 03:34:33,283
..what are we doing here?

534
03:34:34,240 --> 03:34:35,340
LAURA: Huh?

535
03:34:39,754 --> 03:34:41,948
NAOMI: Do you wanna finish this?
I don’t know…

536
03:34:43,741 --> 03:34:46,944
LAURA: Group friends (INAUDIBLE).

537
03:34:47,144 --> 03:34:50,592
NAOMI: Why? Who…?
No you haven’t got a group of friends.

538
03:34:50,592 --> 03:34:51,750
A group of friends will be fine.

539
03:34:51,750 --> 03:34:54,431
There’s one person…one boy that you’re

540
03:34:54,431 --> 03:34:57,311
…do you mean…do you not…

541
03:34:58,240 --> 03:35:00,022
were you not planning on meeting him?

542
03:35:00,022 --> 03:35:02,054
Have you like changed your mind
or something?...

543
03:35:02,054 --> 03:35:04,431
...Sure?
LAURA: No!

544
03:35:04,431 --> 03:35:09,845
NAOMI: Come on like, you know…
no, you know…

545
03:35:10,194 --> 03:35:11,866
NAOMI: I think you’re awesome,

546
03:35:11,866 --> 03:35:14,416
but you love a little bit of drama,
like… come on,

547
03:35:14,616 --> 03:35:16,899
you know you love a little bit of drama!

548
03:35:17,099 --> 03:35:19,746
Like run out of the club,
have to hide somewhere…

549
03:35:19,946 --> 03:35:22,241
It’s cool, I don’t mind, it’s just feel like…

550
03:35:22,241 --> 03:35:23,918
LAURA: It’s not that…

551
03:35:25,285 --> 03:35:26,472
wanna know the truth?

552
03:35:27,366 --> 03:35:29,944
NAOMI: Love to!
LAURA: (INAUDIBLE)

553
03:35:34,815 --> 03:35:38,063
LAURA: I was out, then I was
gonna go home and then...

554
03:35:38,063 --> 03:35:38,989
NAOMI: Then…

555
03:35:42,974 --> 03:35:45,245
LAURA: Then like I was going home…

556
03:35:45,601 --> 03:35:46,632
Mel called…

557
03:35:46,632 --> 03:35:49,745
I said, basically...

558
03:35:49,745 --> 03:35:51,970
(SHE LAUGHS)

559
03:35:51,970 --> 03:35:53,931
Mel called to say…

560
03:35:57,000 --> 03:35:59,178
LAURA: …that’s why I came.

561
03:36:01,841 --> 03:36:05,860
LAURA: She’s like, “Naomi’s here”.
So I immediately changed direction!

562
03:36:08,916 --> 03:36:10,403
LAURA: …to see you.
That’s what it is.

563
03:36:10,403 --> 03:36:11,188
NAOMI: Oh…

564
03:44:24,226 --> 03:44:27,226
(PHONE RINGS)

565
03:44:31,377 --> 03:44:32,555
JACOB: Where are you, babe?

566
03:44:33,069 --> 03:44:35,882
LAURA: I’m so sorry. I’m on my way home.

567
03:44:36,560 --> 03:44:39,863
I tried calling but it kept going
to your answer machine.

568
03:44:39,863 --> 03:44:41,091
JACOB: I didn’t get any missed calls.

569
03:44:41,712 --> 03:44:44,226
LAURA: Well… I dunno…

570
03:44:45,036 --> 03:44:47,308
JACOB: Well can I come to yours then?

571
03:44:47,554 --> 03:44:49,272
LAURA: Erm… No Jake.

572
03:44:49,272 --> 03:44:51,564
I’ve gotta get some sleep
before Jess arrives.

573
03:44:55,196 --> 03:44:58,097
LAURA: Jake?
JACOB: Yeah…OK.

574
03:44:58,665 --> 03:45:01,708
JACOB: So I’ll see you tomorrow.
LAURA: Yeah.

575
03:45:03,122 --> 03:45:04,262
LAURA: Love you.

576
03:45:04,934 --> 03:45:07,599
JACOB: Yeah. See you tomorrow.

577
03:45:10,519 --> 03:45:12,130
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

578
04:25:39,829 --> 04:25:44,829
(PHONE RINGS)

579
04:25:52,674 --> 04:25:53,949
(LAURA’S CUTS OFF PHONE)

580
04:26:24,239 --> 04:26:27,239
(PHONE RINGS)

581
04:26:41,104 --> 04:26:42,580
LAURA: Hello.
VIK: About time.

582
04:26:42,842 --> 04:26:44,231
LAURA: Sorry, sorry.

583
04:26:44,231 --> 04:26:45,766
VIK: Big night?
LAURA: Not yet.

584
04:26:45,766 --> 04:26:48,455
VIK: Yeah well, the MP
is coming in tomorrow now.
LAURA: What?!

585
04:26:48,655 --> 04:26:50,618
VIK: Yeah so, look all hands on deck.

586
04:26:50,618 --> 04:26:54,965
LAURA: Shit! It’s my sister’s birthday I…

587
04:26:54,965 --> 04:26:57,918
VIK: Right. I forgot. Umm…

588
04:26:57,918 --> 04:27:00,903
Look, we can survive
without you just umm…

589
04:27:04,410 --> 04:27:05,893
LAURA: What time is the meeting?

590
04:27:05,893 --> 04:27:07,698
VIK: At eleven

591
04:27:07,912 --> 04:27:09,394
LAURA: And what time will it be done?

592
04:27:09,957 --> 04:27:12,337
VIK: Well, hopefully no later than one.

593
04:27:29,203 --> 04:27:31,557
LAURA: OK
VIK: Are you sure?

594
04:27:31,757 --> 04:27:33,432
LAURA: Yes.

595
04:27:33,432 --> 04:27:35,654
You two can’t survive without me so.

596
04:27:35,654 --> 04:27:37,659
VIK RELIEVED: Ha! Great!
Look, thank you. Thank you.

597
04:27:37,659 --> 04:27:39,002
LAURA: I’d better go.

598
04:27:43,447 --> 04:27:44,727
VIK: Sorry to ruin your big night.

599
04:27:44,727 --> 04:27:47,965
LAURA: You should be. Bye.
VIK: Bye.

1
00:02:11,513 --> 00:02:14,513
(PHONE RINGS)

2
00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:20,406
LAURA: Hey.
NAOMI: Who’s this?

3
00:02:22,850 --> 00:02:25,527
LAURA: It’s Laura!
NAOMI: I’m joking!

4
00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,389
LAURA: Umm, are you gonna be alright?

5
00:02:30,343 --> 00:02:32,853
NAOMI: Of course.
I walk home from here all the time –

6
00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:35,010
I’ve only been mugged like six times.

7
00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:36,391
(LAURA LAUGHS)

8
00:02:36,391 --> 00:02:40,299
LAURA: Funny. Look I’m sorry about everything.

9
00:02:40,299 --> 00:02:42,567
NAOMI: It’s fine. I get it.
LAURA: Thanks.

10
00:02:42,567 --> 00:02:47,193
NAOMI: I mean no one’s ever been able
to resist the late night cinema thing before

11
00:02:47,193 --> 00:02:50,931
but…well…
this must be a really good job.

12
00:02:51,131 --> 00:02:54,693
LAURA: The opposite. I kinda need to do this
so I can get the good job.

13
00:02:54,693 --> 00:02:56,974
NAOMI: Ah, now I get it. (LAURA LAUGHS)

14
00:02:58,135 --> 00:03:04,191
LAURA: Umm, look Naomi it was really good
to see you tonight, like genuinely.

15
00:03:05,056 --> 00:03:08,476
NAOMI: Course it was!
LAURA: Alright! Rein it in (LAUGHTER)

16
00:03:08,476 --> 00:03:11,293
NAOMI: But yeah…
it was nice seeing you too.

17
00:03:11,293 --> 00:03:15,063
Well apart from the bit where we had to
run from your crazy ex. (LAURA LAUGHS)

18
00:03:15,681 --> 00:03:17,520
LAURA: Ha, ok! Yeah!

19
00:03:19,656 --> 00:03:21,331
NAOMI: Nah, who am I kidding?
That was the best bit.

20
00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:24,236
LAURA: Alright! (SHE LAUGHS)
Charmer! What the fuck!

21
00:03:24,236 --> 00:03:25,669
NAOMI: Yeah well…

22
00:03:26,579 --> 00:03:29,487
LAURA: So am I gonna speak to you tomorrow?

23
00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:34,619
NAOMI: Maybe.
LAURA: Maybe?

24
00:03:34,619 --> 00:03:36,032
NAOMI: I might have a work thing.

25
00:03:36,032 --> 00:03:39,831
LAURA: I said I was fucking sorry! Chill it!

26
00:03:40,031 --> 00:03:42,231
NAOMI: Jesus, you are so easy to wind up!

27
00:03:42,231 --> 00:03:45,128
LAURA: (SHE LAUGHS)
And you’re such a fucking tease.

28
00:03:45,128 --> 00:03:46,922
NAOMI: (SHE LAUGHS) Said the pot to the horny kettle.

29
00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:48,247
(LAURA LAUGHS)

30
00:03:48,247 --> 00:03:51,764
Of course I’ll speak to you tomorrow.
I’m counting the hours.

31
00:03:54,049 --> 00:03:55,342
Good luck.

32
00:03:55,921 --> 00:03:56,921
LAURA: OK....

33
00:03:58,581 --> 00:04:00,763
LAURA: You too.
NAOMI: With what?

34
00:04:00,963 --> 00:04:01,951
(LAURA LAUGHS)

35
00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:03,140
LAURA: Making it home alright.

36
00:04:03,140 --> 00:04:07,047
NAOMI: If I died you would feel terrible.
LAURA: Maybe. (SHE LAUGHS)

37
00:04:07,423 --> 00:04:10,852
NAOMI: Maybe! What a bitch!
LAURA: Good night. OK?

38
00:04:11,613 --> 00:04:12,613
NAOMI: Night, tease.

39
00:04:15,409 --> 00:04:16,409
LAURA: OK.

40
00:04:17,483 --> 00:04:18,483
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

41
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:27,000
(LAURA SINGS TO HERSELF AS SHE WALKS AROUND)

42
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000
(SHE SIGHS)

43
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:45,200
(SHE SINGS TO HERSELF AS SHE WALKS AROUND)

44
00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:05,100
(SHE FLIPS THROUGH TELEVISION CHANNEL MENU)

45
00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:10,700
(AMERICAN TV NEWS CHANNEL)

46
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:48,000
(SHE FLIPS THROUGH TELEVISION CHANNEL MENU)

47
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,500
(SHE GOES BACK TO AMERICAN NEWS CHANNEL)

48
00:45:57,700 --> 00:46:07,700
(AMERICAN NEWS CHANNEL ON TV)

49
01:09:08,318 --> 01:09:13,318
(SKYPE CALL RINGS)

50
01:09:28,991 --> 01:09:30,869
EDDIE: Laura
LAURA: I’m have quit smoking!

51
01:09:30,869 --> 01:09:32,770
(SHE LAUGHS)

52
01:09:34,886 --> 01:09:37,642
EDDIE: Isn’t it like 4am out there?
LAURA: Yeah, I just got in.

53
01:09:39,776 --> 01:09:41,639
EDDIE: Big night?
LAURA: Great night.

54
01:09:43,953 --> 01:09:47,375
EDDIE: Hold on,
I was just getting ready for bed.

55
01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:51,815
Oh, sorry… I just saw you online
so I thought I’d try you.

56
01:09:51,815 --> 01:09:55,110
EDDIE: It’s fine, just give me a second.

57
01:09:56,975 --> 01:10:00,627
LAURA: I thought New York was supposed
to be the city that never sleeps. (SHE LAUGHS)

58
01:10:01,503 --> 01:10:02,763
EDDIE: We just tell the tourists that.

59
01:10:11,487 --> 01:10:17,104
LAURA: Nice threads! (EDDIE LAUGHS)
(SHE WOLF WHISTLES)

60
01:10:17,887 --> 01:10:19,820
EDDIE: Zara bought it for me.

61
01:10:19,820 --> 01:10:21,682
Said I’m getting too old
to walk around in my boxers.

62
01:10:22,457 --> 01:10:24,213
LAURA: Umm and how is Zara?

63
01:10:25,996 --> 01:10:30,397
EDDIE: Good. Good. She’s working away.

64
01:10:30,397 --> 01:10:34,463
Hence the lack of an American shouting at you
for skyping me at 1 in the morning.

65
01:10:34,463 --> 01:10:38,234
LAURA: I’m sorry. I just… I thought…

66
01:10:40,032 --> 01:10:42,899
EDDIE: Are you alright?
LAURA: Yeah…

67
01:10:44,783 --> 01:10:46,545
I’m fucking great.

68
01:10:46,545 --> 01:10:48,103
(SHE LAUGHS)

69
01:10:48,748 --> 01:10:52,961
EDDIE: Are you high?
LAURA: No! I just…

70
01:10:52,961 --> 01:10:53,961
EDDIE: I was just…

71
01:10:55,718 --> 01:11:04,406
LAURA: Sorry, you keep freezing.
I, umm, I basically met someone tonight.

72
01:11:08,066 --> 01:11:12,754
EDDIE: Aren’t you currently?
LAURA: Yeah, I know. I know.

73
01:11:13,588 --> 01:11:15,577
EDDIE: Oh Laura! (HE LAUGHS)

74
01:11:15,577 --> 01:11:20,662
LAURA: I didn’t plan this OK?
It’s just, she’s like…

75
01:11:20,662 --> 01:11:22,258
EDDIE: She?!

76
01:11:23,953 --> 01:11:24,929
EDDIE: Look...

77
01:11:24,929 --> 01:11:26,282
(LAURA LAUGHS)

78
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,601
EDDIE: I spoke to you on Monday
and you had a boyfriend.

79
01:11:27,601 --> 01:11:31,763
So, forgive me…
forgive me for having to play catch up.

80
01:11:33,258 --> 01:11:36,806
LAURA: It’s umm… It’s Naomi. (SHE SAYS HESITANTLY)

81
01:11:37,947 --> 01:11:39,185
EDDIE: Oh.

82
01:11:39,185 --> 01:11:41,754
(SHE LAUGHS)

83
01:11:41,954 --> 01:11:46,176
LAURA: I know. Oh my god. Umm, yeah.

84
01:11:46,176 --> 01:11:51,226
EDDIE: OK. Do we think this is a good idea?

85
01:11:52,027 --> 01:11:54,756
Is this a positive use of your energy?

86
01:11:54,756 --> 01:11:57,991
LAURA: Don’t go therapist on me.
Ask me how hot she is.

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EDDIE: I know how hot she is. (INAUDIBLE) Remember?

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(SHE LAUGHS & COUGHS)
LAURA: Excuse me.

89
01:12:03,908 --> 01:12:05,964
She cut her hair.

90
01:12:06,521 --> 01:12:09,035
EDDIE: I’m Facebook stalking her right now.

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LAURA: Hang on. And…

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EDDIE: She’s still hot.

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01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:21,584
LAURA: The profile picture right? (SHE LAUGHS)
Of course she’s still hot.

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01:12:23,376 --> 01:12:25,676
EDDIE: Older.
LAURA: Experienced

95
01:12:27,433 --> 01:12:30,587
EDDIE: Yoga? (SHE LAUGHS)
LAURA: Limber.

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EDDIE: She’s single?
LAURA: Recently

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EDDIE: At least that makes one of you.

98
01:12:37,352 --> 01:12:45,104
LAURA: Oh, don’t. What the fuck
am I going to do about Jacob? (SHE SIGHS)

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01:12:45,691 --> 01:12:47,137
(EDDIE CLEARS HIS THROAT)

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LAURA: Is that Zara?

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01:12:57,963 --> 01:13:01,142
EDDIE: Yeah. (HE SIGHS)

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01:13:01,142 --> 01:13:02,908
LAURA: Are you gonna answer it?

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EDDIE SPEAKING T0 ZARA:
Hey. Yeah I was just going to…

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01:13:14,356 --> 01:13:16,855
EDDIE: I was just going to bed, I just said…

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EDDIE: Because I wanted to make sure
that everything…

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01:13:25,935 --> 01:13:28,023
EDDIE: Can we just calm down a little bit?

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01:13:29,838 --> 01:13:31,602
EDDIE: We’ve spoken about…

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01:13:33,577 --> 01:13:35,029
EDDIE: Because...

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You know why... Because…

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EDDIE: OK then.

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01:13:47,881 --> 01:13:51,331
EDDIE: Yeah cool... yeah,

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talk tomorrow.

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01:14:01,297 --> 01:14:06,183
LAURA: I can ring you back if you need me to…
EDDIE: No, it’s fine. It’s fine.

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01:14:06,183 --> 01:14:08,745
LAURA: That didn’t really sound fine.

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01:14:08,745 --> 01:14:10,040
(HE SIGHS)

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01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:11,687
EDDIE:You know what she’s like.

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01:14:11,687 --> 01:14:16,849
She didn’t sleep on the flight. She’s tired.
Just a bit tetchy.

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01:14:17,049 --> 01:14:20,571
LAURA: And it’s got nothing to do
with the fact you’re calling me?

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01:14:21,159 --> 01:14:28,826
EDDIE: No. No. (LAURA LAUGHS)
Of course not. Anyway…

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01:14:28,826 --> 01:14:31,687
LAURA: Yeah. Anyway.

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01:14:32,872 --> 01:14:35,560
EDDIE: Naomi? Exciting.

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01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:38,801
LAURA: This is such a...

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I completely fucked it up anyway. I basically…

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01:14:41,722 --> 01:14:43,253
EDDIE: By having a boyfriend?

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01:14:43,253 --> 01:14:44,753
LAURA: Eddie.

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01:14:44,837 --> 01:14:46,872
EDDIE: Sorry. Continue.

127
01:14:46,872 --> 01:14:53,615
LAURA: No, I’ve now got a big work meeting later
so I had to fucking blow her off.

128
01:14:55,874 --> 01:14:59,925
EDDIE: I thought you said that
Jess was coming.

129
01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:02,020
LAURA: She is.

130
01:15:03,819 --> 01:15:05,531
EDDIE: Right…

131
01:15:05,531 --> 01:15:09,846
LAURA: Well not til later.
It’ll be finished by the time Jess arrives.

132
01:15:09,846 --> 01:15:13,363
EDDIE: Look, look, right. (HE SIGHS)

133
01:15:14,089 --> 01:15:15,999
I don’t want to come across
as a prick, alright.

134
01:15:15,999 --> 01:15:22,786
But… you were the one who said
that this was important.

135
01:15:23,394 --> 01:15:27,353
I mean you told me you wanted
to fix things with your mum and Jess.

136
01:15:27,353 --> 01:15:30,418
Yeah? Shouldn’t…

137
01:15:30,618 --> 01:15:35,661
Shouldn’t that take a little bit
more of a priority than going out

138
01:15:35,661 --> 01:15:39,320
and getting fucked and then going into work.
LAURA: I didn’t get fucked.

139
01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:45,961
EDDIE: If you didn’t get fucked –
which is cool –

140
01:15:45,961 --> 01:15:49,183
but it’s even more of a waste of time
then, don’t you think?

141
01:15:49,183 --> 01:15:51,701
LAURA: Anyway, how are you? (SARCASTIC)

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01:15:52,501 --> 01:15:54,029
EDDIE: Laura…

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01:15:54,029 --> 01:15:55,251
LAURA: What do you want me to say?

144
01:15:55,251 --> 01:15:57,178
EDDIE: I want to know why you are
going into work?!

145
01:15:57,178 --> 01:16:00,726
LAURA: Because that’s what people do, Eddie!
They work.

146
01:16:00,726 --> 01:16:04,473
And then they work harder
and they get better jobs.

147
01:16:04,473 --> 01:16:08,182
And then they are happy.
It’s kinda what we call life.

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01:16:08,382 --> 01:16:12,626
EDDIE: Yeah? I know all about it.
You know, they’re also your family, Laura.

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01:16:13,351 --> 01:16:15,860
LAURA: Yeah? And where were they
when I needed them, huh?

150
01:16:18,109 --> 01:16:24,016
EDDIE: Look. We agreed that dwelling
on the past doesn’t help.

151
01:16:25,559 --> 01:16:28,886
LAURA: It’s really easy to say
from your plush apartment in New York, Eddie

152
01:16:43,415 --> 01:16:45,829
Eddie…Eddie?

153
01:16:49,304 --> 01:16:51,021
Eddie?

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01:17:01,802 --> 01:17:03,584
EDDIE: It’s his birthday next week, you know.

155
01:17:04,745 --> 01:17:06,406
Would have been.

156
01:17:08,215 --> 01:17:10,219
LAURA: I’m sorry… I…

157
01:17:10,219 --> 01:17:12,417
EDDIE: Yeah. He’d be fifteen.

158
01:17:12,788 --> 01:17:15,172
LAURA: I completely…

159
01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:21,017
I should have remembered. I… sorry.

160
01:17:23,073 --> 01:17:27,608
EDDIE: Your dad died. That is sad.
I know that.

161
01:17:27,608 --> 01:17:30,803
And I’m not belittling it.

162
01:17:31,003 --> 01:17:35,267
But you still have family. Your mum. Jess.

163
01:17:36,614 --> 01:17:40,099
LAURA: Are you coming back? To visit the…
EDDIE: No.

164
01:17:45,621 --> 01:17:48,208
EDDIE: My mum said
she’d take flowers down.

165
01:17:49,366 --> 01:17:58,259
Apparently the guy, the driver, he does too.

166
01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:04,444
Which is nice. In a way.
Don’t you think?

167
01:18:05,744 --> 01:18:09,981
LAURA: If you want I can swing by and like…

168
01:18:11,468 --> 01:18:15,760
EDDIE: I think you’d be better concentrating
on your own life, Laura, rather than mine.

169
01:18:18,453 --> 01:18:20,574
LAURA: I’m tired.

170
01:18:21,292 --> 01:18:23,244
EDDIE: You should get some sleep.

171
01:18:23,244 --> 01:18:26,133
LAURA: It’ll make me feel worse. I’m in at nine.

172
01:18:28,273 --> 01:18:29,775
EDDIE: So you’re definitely going in?

173
01:18:30,702 --> 01:18:34,784
LAURA: I told you… Jess. It will work out.

174
01:18:34,984 --> 01:18:37,025
When she gets here it will all be done.

175
01:18:38,129 --> 01:18:40,660
EDDIE: Have you sorted any plans out then?

176
01:18:41,356 --> 01:18:45,585
LAURA: Jacob has booked restaurant on Southbank.

177
01:18:46,522 --> 01:18:50,572
EDDIE: Touristy. (SHE LAUGHS)
LAURA: The whole London experience.

178
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:54,092
EDDIE: Is Naomi coming too?

179
01:18:54,092 --> 01:18:57,110
LAURA: Don’t. It’s tragic.

180
01:18:57,583 --> 01:18:59,633
EDDIE: Look...

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01:19:00,942 --> 01:19:05,418
Do the right thing by Jess.
None of what happened was her fault.

182
01:19:05,418 --> 01:19:09,487
LAURA: She’ll know by now, you know.
EDDIE: Maybe not.

183
01:19:09,687 --> 01:19:12,951
LAURA: The whole… Richard.
Of course she will. It’s Cannock. It’s tiny.

184
01:19:12,951 --> 01:19:14,622
EDDIE: Yeah. It was years ago.

185
01:19:14,622 --> 01:19:18,583
LAURA: (SHE LAUGHS) Yeah. People like to talk.
Or so my mum keeps reminding me.

186
01:19:18,583 --> 01:19:20,918
EDDIE: Maybe it’s a good thing.

187
01:19:21,412 --> 01:19:23,176
LAURA: Maybe.

188
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:31,698
EDDIE: It’s late, so… I’m gonna just...
LAURA: Yeah. I’ll…

189
01:19:35,048 --> 01:19:40,570
EDDIE: Hey. Sorry you fuzzed up there.
What you say?

190
01:19:41,055 --> 01:19:42,432
LAURA: I said, “yeah.”

191
01:19:42,432 --> 01:19:46,227
EDDIE: OK. Look. Ring me tomorrow, OK?
Tell me how it goes.

192
01:19:46,227 --> 01:19:47,693
LAURA: I will do.

193
01:19:47,693 --> 01:19:49,449
EDDIE: Not at one in the morning though, right?

194
01:19:49,449 --> 01:19:51,112
(SHE LAUGHS)

195
01:19:51,112 --> 01:19:57,767
LAURA: Eddie, I’m sorry for forgetting
about the anniversary.

196
01:19:57,767 --> 01:19:59,797
EDDIE: Not your anniversary to remember.

197
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:03,615
LAURA: Yeah, but still...
I should have remembered.

198
01:20:04,110 --> 01:20:05,388
EDDIE: Forget about it.

199
01:20:07,058 --> 01:20:10,478
LAURA: Right, time for caffeine.

200
01:20:10,678 --> 01:20:13,901
EDDIE: No! Don’t, don’t do that!

201
01:20:14,978 --> 01:20:19,250
Go outside and get some exercise or something.
(LAURA LAUGHS) Get the blood flowing.

202
01:20:19,250 --> 01:20:21,513
And whatever you’ve taken
out of your system.

203
01:20:21,513 --> 01:20:23,288
LAURA: I’m not high!

204
01:20:23,288 --> 01:20:24,500
EDDIE: Yeah, whatever.

205
01:20:25,521 --> 01:20:27,639
LAURA: Thanks for talking, Eddie.

206
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,754
EDDIE: What I’m here for.

207
01:20:31,203 --> 01:20:35,719
LAURA: I mean it. Umm… yeah. Night.

208
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,316
EDDIE: Night.

209
01:35:15,838 --> 01:35:25,838
(UNKNOWN TV SHOW PLAYS ON TV)

210
01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:14,000
(SHE CHANGES TO AMERICAN NEWS CHANNEL)

211
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:21,000
(SHE CHANGES THE CHANNEL BACK
TO TV SHOW)

212
01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:45,000
(SHE FLIPS THROUGH TELEVISION CHANNEL MENU)

213
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:05,000
(SHE CHANGES THE CHANNEL BACK TO
UNKNOWN TV SHOW)

214
02:23:23,405 --> 02:23:26,493
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD FROM
HOLDER OF CAMERA)

215
02:23:38,674 --> 02:23:43,674
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD)

216
02:27:09,000 --> 02:27:12,822
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD)

217
02:29:14,078 --> 02:29:17,374
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD)

218
02:30:30,000 --> 02:30:34,851
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD)

219
02:31:53,000 --> 02:31:54,623
(UNIDENTIFIED NOISE/BANG)

220
02:35:15,769 --> 02:35:18,313
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD)

221
02:35:27,231 --> 02:35:29,683
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD)

222
02:35:43,000 --> 02:35:47,207
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD)

223
02:37:49,000 --> 02:37:53,499
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD)

224
02:38:40,000 --> 02:38:44,129
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD)

225
02:39:34,000 --> 02:39:37,090
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD)

226
02:42:45,000 --> 02:42:47,039
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD)

227
02:42:51,000 --> 02:42:52,913
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD)

228
02:43:28,629 --> 02:43:30,893
(BREATHING CAN BE HEARD)

229
03:13:02,516 --> 03:13:03,392
LAURA: Where did I put it?

230
03:13:46,898 --> 03:13:51,898
LAURA: (BACKGROUND DIALOGUE) (INAUDIBLE)

231
03:14:45,689 --> 03:14:46,950
(SHE CLEARS THROAT)

232
03:14:51,975 --> 03:14:54,233
(SOUND OF LAP TOP BEING SWITCHED ON)

233
03:16:35,318 --> 03:16:37,032
(SHE HUMS TO HERSELF)

234
03:16:56,707 --> 03:16:58,327
(SHE SINGS)

235
03:21:32,514 --> 03:21:33,880
(SHE SIGHS)

236
03:22:08,330 --> 03:22:09,176
(SHE SINGS)

237
03:23:20,303 --> 03:23:21,184
(SHE SIGHS)

1
00:09:19,789 --> 00:09:24,789
(SHE SINGS IN BACKGROUND)

2
00:11:25,563 --> 00:11:30,563
(SHE HUMS)

3
00:13:07,414 --> 00:13:12,414
(SHE HUMS)

4
00:16:42,597 --> 00:16:47,597
(SHE HUMS)

5
00:17:12,587 --> 00:17:13,782
(SHE PUSHES BUTTONS ON)

6
00:26:25,636 --> 00:26:29,429
(PHONE RINGS)

7
00:26:41,605 --> 00:26:43,471
LAURA: Hello.
JOE: Hello, Laura?

8
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,626
LAURA: Hello?
JOE: It’s Joe.

9
00:26:45,626 --> 00:26:48,259
LAURA: Sorry?
JOE: Joe, to view the room?

10
00:26:48,999 --> 00:26:52,631
LAURA: Sorry, I’m not expecting anyone called…
JOE: Mich’s boyfriend.

11
00:26:52,831 --> 00:26:56,120
She couldn’t make it so asked me to come.
She’s really interested.

12
00:26:58,509 --> 00:27:00,750
LAURA: You’re early.
JOE: Yeah, sorry, it’s just umm…

13
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,197
LAURA: Okay, give me a minute.

14
00:27:04,993 --> 00:27:06,306
I’ll buzz you in.

15
00:27:06,306 --> 00:27:07,521
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

16
00:28:25,374 --> 00:28:27,843
JOE: Is it okay…?
LAURA: Yes, it’s just that…

17
00:28:27,843 --> 00:28:29,891
JOE: …if I keep the camera on?
LAURA: I’ve got to go to work in a bit.

18
00:28:29,891 --> 00:28:32,656
JOE: Work on a Saturday?!
LAURA: Yeah.

19
00:28:32,656 --> 00:28:35,818
JOE: Someone’s keen.
Is that why the appointment was so early?

20
00:28:35,818 --> 00:28:39,663
LAURA: No, it’s just my flatmate’s
moving out quite quickly and umm…

21
00:28:39,663 --> 00:28:42,075
JOE: Ahh...
LAURA: Yes I’ve got to fill the space.

22
00:28:42,075 --> 00:28:43,628
JOE: Cool!

23
00:28:44,738 --> 00:28:47,676
JOE: So, how do you find the area?
LAURA: Yes, cool, not bad.

24
00:28:47,676 --> 00:28:50,451
Lots of nice bars and pubs
in the area and stuff.

25
00:28:50,451 --> 00:28:53,247
JOE: What’s the park like?
LAURA: Ah, it’s a err…

26
00:28:53,247 --> 00:28:55,163
It’s green, park like.

27
00:28:56,113 --> 00:28:58,082
JOE: Ahh… Hey, I’ve read there’s boats,
you know, on the lake.

28
00:28:58,082 --> 00:29:01,649
LAURA: Oh, then there must be boats.
JOE: Have you ever got one out?

29
00:29:01,649 --> 00:29:04,158
LAURA: No, look…
JOE: Landlubber! (PUTS ON PIRATE ACCENT)

30
00:29:04,158 --> 00:29:05,990
(HE LAUGHS)

31
00:29:06,626 --> 00:29:08,687
LAURA: I’m not meaning to be dick
but I’ve kind of got to rush,

32
00:29:08,687 --> 00:29:12,204
and I’ve got work
and it’s the weekend and it’s early…

33
00:29:12,204 --> 00:29:16,803
JOE: What you said, grim eh?

34
00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:18,939
LAURA: Right, shall I just show you the room?

35
00:29:19,586 --> 00:29:22,482
JOE: How long have you lived here?
LAURA: A year.

36
00:29:22,482 --> 00:29:24,350
JOE: Planning on staying much longer?

37
00:29:25,053 --> 00:29:30,303
LAURA: Maybe. I eventually hope
to get my own place someday.

38
00:29:30,303 --> 00:29:35,435
JOE: Oh I don’t know,
company’s nice in the evenings.
It can get lonely, London.

39
00:29:36,701 --> 00:29:39,374
LAURA: Yes, I kind of hang out
with my friends in the evenings.

40
00:29:43,649 --> 00:29:46,242
Shall I take you through to the room?

41
00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:51,211
JOE: Yeah!
LAURA: Sorry. Well hang on a second.

42
00:29:53,848 --> 00:29:56,649
LAURA: Oh! No! That’s…
sorry that’s my room.

43
00:29:56,649 --> 00:29:57,454
JOE: Oh sorry.

44
00:30:01,928 --> 00:30:03,457
LAURA: This is the room.
It’s usually a lot nicer.

45
00:30:03,457 --> 00:30:08,896
JOE: Oh I don’t know!
I would say it’s got…

46
00:30:08,896 --> 00:30:11,106
BOTH: Potential!?
JOE: Jinx!

47
00:30:12,147 --> 00:30:13,799
LAURA: What?
JOE: Jinx.

48
00:30:14,536 --> 00:30:16,448
JOE: We both just said
the same thing at the same time.

49
00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:19,417
LAURA: Right. Yeah I know.
JOE: Doesn’t matter.

50
00:30:21,852 --> 00:30:24,417
LAURA: Umm, so I guess
that’s the grand tour.

51
00:30:24,417 --> 00:30:27,773
JOE: Look, err… I really appreciate
you doing this for me Laura.

52
00:30:28,113 --> 00:30:30,466
LAURA: That’s okay, look, can you cut that,

53
00:30:30,466 --> 00:30:32,707
I feel like we’re in a
weird home film or something.

54
00:30:32,707 --> 00:30:34,412
JOE: Oh yes, yes course, will do.

55
00:30:34,412 --> 00:30:38,157
LAURA: Umm. Yeah, if you just let Mish know,
if she’s interested;

56
00:30:38,157 --> 00:30:41,357
show her the video,
see if she’s interested in the room…

57
00:30:41,557 --> 00:30:43,595
JOE: There’s a swimming pool isn’t there?
LAURA: …and then maybe she could give us a call.

58
00:30:43,595 --> 00:30:47,590
JOE: In the basement?
LAURA: Yes, yes.
JOE: Oh cool! Mish loves to swim you know.

59
00:30:47,869 --> 00:30:50,555
LAURA: Cool.
JOE: Sorry, you’re in a rush aren’t you?

60
00:30:50,555 --> 00:30:52,515
LAURA: Yes, sorry.
JOE: I’m being a right pain, aren’t I?

61
00:30:52,515 --> 00:30:53,895
LAURA: No, no, you’re not.

62
00:30:54,722 --> 00:30:57,384
JOE: Have you got a boyfriend?
LAURA: What!?

63
00:30:58,281 --> 00:31:00,973
JOE: Umm, I mean, you know,

64
00:31:00,973 --> 00:31:05,832
in the evenings will you be here too?
For watching TV?

65
00:31:07,263 --> 00:31:09,307
LAURA: I don’t really watch TV so…

66
00:31:09,307 --> 00:31:12,645
Look it’s been great to meet you,
if you could just show Mish

67
00:31:12,645 --> 00:31:17,180
and if she’s at all interested
let me know ASAP, alright?

68
00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:21,908
Thank you, take care, bye.
Thank you very much.

69
00:31:21,908 --> 00:31:22,967
(PHONE RINGS)

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LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

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but please leave a message after the beep.

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00:31:28,069 --> 00:31:28,897
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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00:31:28,897 --> 00:31:32,997
LUCAN: Hi Laura. Can you give me a call
as soon as you get this. It’s Lucan.

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00:31:33,398 --> 00:31:34,487
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

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00:32:01,008 --> 00:32:02,947
VOICEMAIL: You have one new message.

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00:32:02,947 --> 00:32:03,426
(VOICE BEEP)

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00:32:03,426 --> 00:32:07,495
LUCAN: Hi Laura. Can you give me a call
as soon as you get this. It’s Lucan.

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00:32:12,637 --> 00:32:17,637
(PHONE RINGS)

79
00:32:50,104 --> 00:32:53,034
LUCAN'S VOICEMAIL: Hi this is Lucan.
Leave a message and I’ll call you back. Thanks.

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00:32:53,034 --> 00:32:54,682
(NO MESSAGE LEFT)

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00:37:31,674 --> 00:37:36,674
(PHONE RINGS)

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LUCAN VOICEMAIL: Hi this is Lucan.
Leave a message and I’ll call you…

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00:38:11,577 --> 00:38:13,282
(LAURA HANGS UP)

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00:45:41,297 --> 00:45:51,297
(SKYPE CALL RINGS)

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MUM: Laura?
LAURA: Hey!

86
00:46:20,845 --> 00:46:23,584
MUM: Oh.
(LAURA GROANS)

87
00:46:23,584 --> 00:46:24,889
MUM: You look smart.

88
00:46:24,889 --> 00:46:27,746
LAURA: Just doing my best
to make an impression. (SHE LAUGHS)

89
00:46:27,646 --> 00:46:31,538
MUM: It’s 7:30 in the morning, girl.
LAURA: Yes, I know.

90
00:46:33,096 --> 00:46:36,787
No, no just had to do a flat visit.

91
00:46:36,787 --> 00:46:40,929
MUM: Oh, okay,
so is Simon still moving out then?

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00:46:40,929 --> 00:46:42,979
LAURA: God, yes, hopefully. (SHE LAUGHS)

93
00:46:42,879 --> 00:46:45,587
MUM: Good, you don’t need
to live with degenerates Laura.

94
00:46:45,587 --> 00:46:48,365
LAURA: Alright, when you’re willing
to give me your lottery winnings,

95
00:46:48,365 --> 00:46:50,480
maybe we can talk about
me buying my own place.

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(SHE SIGHS)

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00:46:53,542 --> 00:46:54,833
Sorry, I just…

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00:46:55,033 --> 00:46:57,775
I’m trying to get the place sorted
for when Jess comes round later.

99
00:46:57,775 --> 00:47:01,228
MUM: Funny you should say that because…

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00:47:01,228 --> 00:47:04,654
JESS SCREAMS IN JOY: Hey sis!
(LAURA LAUGHS)

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LAURA: Hey sis.

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00:47:07,156 --> 00:47:10,421
JESS: Did you hear?
It’s my birthday, it’s my birthday.

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00:47:10,421 --> 00:47:13,580
LAURA: I know, happy birthday, again.
(SHE LAUGHS)

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00:47:14,513 --> 00:47:15,414
Do you want me to sing?

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00:47:15,414 --> 00:47:16,597
JESS: Really?

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00:47:16,597 --> 00:47:17,739
MUM: No

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00:47:17,139 --> 00:47:23,220
(DISTORTION)

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JESS: (INAUDIBLE)… X Faxtor.

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00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:28,936
LAURA: Because there’s good X Factor?

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00:47:28,936 --> 00:47:31,526
JESS: Exactly, exactly, exactly.

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00:47:31,526 --> 00:47:33,671
LAURA: What time’s Mum
getting you on the train?

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00:47:33,911 --> 00:47:36,323
MUM: Oh actually, that’s why I…
JESS: Not for a bit.

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LAURA: Have you opened your presents?

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JESS: No, we thought that
we’d ring first

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and make sure that
you’re not hung over.

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LAURA: I told you… it was a quiet one.

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00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:48,226
JESS: Instagram… the ultimate
lie detector test. (LAURA LAUGHS)

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LAURA: They were lemonades, so…

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JESS: (INAUDIBLE) you care!
It shows you care! (LAURA LAUGHS)

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MUM: Do you want to go
and have a shower, yes?

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And let me have a little chat
with Laura about…

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JESS: Being responsible.
(LAURA GROANS)

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(LAUGHTER)

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I’ll see you at Euston later, right?

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LAURA: Yes, yes, yes, perfect.
JESS: Love you, see you later.

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LAURA: Bye!
JESS: Bye.

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LAURA: She is excited.
MUM: God.

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00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:11,882
(LAURA LAUGHS)
(PHONE RINGS)

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LAURA: Hang on a second mum;
I’ve got a phone call, two secs.

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LAURA: Hello?
LUCAN: I need you to listen.

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(BAD MOBILE COVERAGE)
About the meeting today.

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LAURA: Where are you?
LUCAN: France, I’m on a…

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(PHONE COVERAGE IS LOST)
LAURA: Lucan? (CALL IS DISCONNECTED)

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LAURA: (Oh for fuck’s sake.)

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LAURA: Sorry!
MUM: That work?

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LAURA: Yeah
MUM: How’s that going then?

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LAURA: Yeah, yeah alright.
Sorry, you were saying about Jess?

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MUM: Yeah, I just want to say...
SIMON: Umm…

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LAURA: Umm…!
SIMON: My Xbox is off.

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LAURA: I’m sorry but I’m on Skype.

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00:48:41,182 --> 00:48:44,738
SIMON: Yeah, my Xbox is off,
you turned it off.

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LAURA: Yeah. Sorry,
I’m on the phone to my mum.

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SIMON: Yeah well…
MUM: Hi Simon.

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SIMON: Whatever.
Umm, we talked about this.

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It’s my stuff; I don’t see why
you’re touching it.

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You’re always (INAUDIBLE).

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00:48:58,391 --> 00:48:58,716
(DOOR CLOSED)

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SIMON: Fuck off!

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(MUM EXLAIMS OUTLOUD IN SHOCK)

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LAURA: Now can you see why
I’m showing people

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around at 7:30
in the fucking morning?

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Sorry, sorry.

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MUM: Charming little bastard isn’t he?
(LAURA LAUGHS)

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I’ll be so much happier once you’re
living somewhere else, because…

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LAURA: Yeah me to.
Mum, sorry, you were saying about Jess.

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MUM: Do you?

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LAURA: Huh? You’re cutting out.

158
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MUM: What did you say?

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00:49:24,328 --> 00:49:25,920
LAURA: You cut out, what?

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MUM: She’s been… Oh god!

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Do you know how important
this visit is to your sister?

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LAURA: Yes….

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MUM: She’s being talking about
nothing else for weeks.

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It’s, “London this”, it’s, “London that”.

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LAURA: My name’s not London.
MUM: Ha ha ha… funny.

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LAURA: And I’m excited too, you know?
Do you ever think that?

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MUM: I just wanted everything
to be okay for her.

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(LAURA SIGHS)

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00:49:46,472 --> 00:49:49,631
LAURA: It will.
I printed out that itinerary you sent over.

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MUM: Good.

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LAURA: It’s going to be fine, okay?

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MUM: Did you clean that bathroom out?

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LAURA: Yes!

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MUM: And the kitchen?
LAURA: Yes.

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MUM: Listen, listen: please don’t let her
have more than one glass of wine.

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She’s a very young 16, you know?
She’s not like…

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LAURA: What? Me, when I was her age?

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MUM: No, no, I wasn’t going to say that.

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I wasn’t!

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LAURA: Umm, you’re going to come
round here next time, aren’t you?

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MUM: Yeah, that would be nice.

182
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LAURA: I miss you.

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00:50:29,669 --> 00:50:32,865
Umm, so, free house tonight,
what you going to do?

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MUM: I’m not 16 you know Laura.

185
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LAURA: But you look so well for 60.

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00:50:36,979 --> 00:50:38,945
(BOTH LAUGHS)

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MUM: What did you say?
LAURA: I’m joking! I’m joking!

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I obviously get my amazing
genes from you.

189
00:50:44,085 --> 00:50:45,994
MUM: For real!

190
00:50:45,994 --> 00:50:48,198
(LAURA LAUGHS)

191
00:50:49,263 --> 00:50:51,693
LAURA: So tonight?
MUM: (INAUDIBLE) Pardon?

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00:50:51,949 --> 00:50:54,624
LAURA: Sorry, it’s skipping.
This flipping thing. Tonight?

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00:50:55,313 --> 00:50:57,288
MUM: Trevor, he’s taking me out,

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00:50:57,288 --> 00:51:01,883
we’re going for a meal
and then into town for some drinks, yes.

195
00:51:01,883 --> 00:51:04,112
LAURA: Oh nice. How is he?

196
00:51:04,112 --> 00:51:07,371
MUM: He’s good.
LAURA: Still hate my guts?

197
00:51:09,090 --> 00:51:10,694
MUM: He doesn’t hate you Laura.

198
00:51:10,694 --> 00:51:13,337
LAURA: Yes, just despise, begrudge.

199
00:51:14,937 --> 00:51:16,612
MUM: It’s not easy for him either you know.

200
00:51:17,526 --> 00:51:22,797
LAURA: Yeah. Look, I better go, Mum.

201
00:51:22,797 --> 00:51:26,959
I’ve got to clean the heroin needles
from the garden so…

202
00:51:26,959 --> 00:51:29,201
MUM: You what?
LAURA: Mum I’m kidding.

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00:51:29,201 --> 00:51:31,663
It’s London, as if I’ve got a garden. Umm…

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00:51:31,663 --> 00:51:35,005
MUM: Okay, look, have a brilliant day.

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00:51:35,005 --> 00:51:35,451
(CONNECTION STARTS TO SKIP)

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00:51:35,451 --> 00:51:37,980
LAURA: We will.

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00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:40,158
Mum?

208
00:51:40,158 --> 00:51:42,688
MUM: Text me when
she gets there, okay?

209
00:51:42,688 --> 00:51:45,469
LAURA: I will, I will. Okay…

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00:51:45,469 --> 00:51:49,008
MUM: Love you, sweetheart.
LAURA: Love you, bye.

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01:17:44,717 --> 01:17:45,563
(SIMON PLAYS ON HIS XBOX)

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01:17:45,563 --> 01:17:48,702
LAURA: That was my fucking mum.
(INAUDIBLE) Simon?

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01:17:48,702 --> 01:17:50,464
SIMON: Yes.
LAURA: You stormed into my room

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01:17:50,464 --> 01:17:53,586
when I was on Skype
to my mum and my 16-year-old sister!

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01:17:53,999 --> 01:17:57,660
SIMON: Yes I saw.
LAURA: And you think that’s okay?

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01:17:57,660 --> 01:18:01,689
(NOISE FROM XBOX GAME)

217
01:18:01,689 --> 01:18:06,321
SIMON: Don’t touch my stuff Laura!
Just… you turned off my Xbox.

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01:18:06,321 --> 01:18:07,357
LAURA: Are you kidding?

219
01:18:07,357 --> 01:18:09,654
SIMON: No I’m not kidding.
You turned off my Xbox.

220
01:18:09,654 --> 01:18:12,846
LAURA: That’s what this is about?
Oh grow up!

221
01:18:12,846 --> 01:18:17,027
Simon you stormed into my room,
what if I was getting changed?

222
01:18:17,027 --> 01:18:22,911
(NOISE FROM XBOX GAME)

223
01:18:22,911 --> 01:18:24,503
LAURA: Ah, nice. Thanks.

224
01:18:26,531 --> 01:18:27,595
Can you look at me?

225
01:18:27,595 --> 01:18:31,190
(NOISE FROM XBOX GAME)

226
01:18:31,190 --> 01:18:32,688
Can you just stop that for two seconds?

227
01:18:34,275 --> 01:18:35,342
You’re a flipping grown adult.

228
01:18:39,083 --> 01:18:40,133
Simon?

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01:18:40,767 --> 01:18:42,267
SIMON: Yes Laura? (SARCASTICALLY)

230
01:18:46,251 --> 01:18:46,702
SIMON: Get out of the way.

231
01:18:46,702 --> 01:18:48,302
LAURA: Simon?
SIMON: Get out of the way!

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01:18:48,302 --> 01:18:54,439
LAURA: Simon.
SIMON: Xbox, pause. Xbox pause.

233
01:18:59,413 --> 01:19:00,664
LAURA: Was that really so hard?
SIMON: Huh?

234
01:19:00,664 --> 01:19:01,768
LAURA: Was that really so hard?

235
01:19:01,768 --> 01:19:05,543
(SIMON WALKS OFF)

236
01:19:05,543 --> 01:19:10,015
And this is how you’re going to be...yeah?

237
01:19:11,044 --> 01:19:13,752
LAURA: Simon? Just say sorry!

238
01:19:13,752 --> 01:19:17,579
SIMON: (HE SIGHS) Look at all the fucks I give, Laura.

239
01:19:17,579 --> 01:19:19,703
(HE OPENS BOTTLE ON DRINK)

240
01:19:20,845 --> 01:19:22,455
LAURA: Can you say sorry?
SIMON: For what?

241
01:19:22,455 --> 01:19:24,823
LAURA: For just being a complete dick!

242
01:19:31,975 --> 01:19:36,275
LAURA: Simon, I mean… I’m trying.

243
01:19:36,275 --> 01:19:40,090
SIMON: Yeah? Really? That’s cool, thank you.

244
01:19:42,747 --> 01:19:43,892
Yeah, I appreciate that. (SARCASTIC)

245
01:19:43,892 --> 01:19:47,343
LAURA: That’s not fair.
I mean fucking hell

246
01:19:47,343 --> 01:19:50,320
I’m doing more than my fair share
of keeping this normal.

247
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:52,507
SIMON: Uh huh? (HE TAKES SWIG OF DRINK)

248
01:19:52,507 --> 01:19:53,960
That’s why you’re advertising my room,

249
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:55,401
that’s why you’re letting people in my room,

250
01:19:55,401 --> 01:19:58,919
that’s why you’re touching my stuff.
That’s why you’re being…

251
01:20:01,176 --> 01:20:03,013
LAURA: What?
SIMON: Classic you.

252
01:20:03,991 --> 01:20:05,733
LAURA: What the fuck does that mean? (HESITANTLY)

253
01:20:05,733 --> 01:20:07,051
SIMON: Work it out.

254
01:20:10,995 --> 01:20:12,804
LAURA: I haven’t even got time to stay…

255
01:20:12,804 --> 01:20:14,234
SIMON: Cool! That’s great.

256
01:20:15,639 --> 01:20:17,156
LAURA: I’ve got Jess coming down Simon!

257
01:20:17,156 --> 01:20:20,035
You know how important today is for me
and you’re going to be like this?!

258
01:20:21,192 --> 01:20:24,733
SIMON: You’ve got Jess
coming down to you today, yeah?

259
01:20:24,733 --> 01:20:26,838
Is that right? Because it does look
an awful lot like you’re dressed for work.

260
01:20:26,838 --> 01:20:27,622
LAURA: Oh you know what?

261
01:20:27,622 --> 01:20:30,557
It’s got nothing to do with you anyway.
Forget it.

262
01:20:31,010 --> 01:20:31,605
SIMON: I will.

263
01:20:33,799 --> 01:20:35,906
LAURA: (SHE WALKS DOWN CORRIDOR)
Get back to your game, Simon.

264
01:20:35,906 --> 01:20:39,970
SIMON: Thank you.
We should do this again sometime. (SARCASTIC)

265
01:20:40,716 --> 01:20:42,544
(HE TAKES SIP OF DRINK)

266
01:20:59,593 --> 01:21:00,683
(SIMON SWITCHES XBOX BACK ON AND STARTS TO PLAY)

267
01:21:01,601 --> 01:21:20,050
(NOISE FROM XBOX)

268
01:21:20,050 --> 01:21:27,612
(LAURA WALKS AROUND IN BACKGROUND)

269
01:21:28,684 --> 01:21:31,626
SIMON: He hey! (EXCLAIMS WITH JOY) Thank you.

270
01:21:38,467 --> 01:21:46,486
(NOISE FROM XBOX)

271
01:21:46,486 --> 01:21:56,624
(LAURA WALKS AROUND IN BACKGROUND)

272
01:21:59,614 --> 01:22:27,718
(NOISE FROM XBOX)

273
01:22:27,718 --> 01:22:29,186
LAURA: (IN BACKGROUND) (INAUDIBLE)

274
01:22:50,828 --> 01:22:56,395
(LAURA WALKS AROUND IN BACKGROUND)

275
01:23:02,408 --> 01:23:06,888
SIMON: Err, Xbox pause. Pause! Xbox pause!

276
01:23:09,465 --> 01:23:10,465
(SOUND FROM XBOX GAME CUTS OUT)

277
01:23:26,521 --> 01:23:37,650
(LAURA WALKS AROUND IN BACKGROUND)

278
01:23:51,191 --> 01:23:59,527
(LAURA WALKS AROUND IN BACKGROUND)

279
01:24:03,126 --> 01:24:06,940
(SIMON EATS A SNACK)

280
01:24:44,534 --> 01:24:45,534
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

281
01:25:17,453 --> 01:25:26,933
(DOOR OPENS AND SIMON WALKS IN FROM CORRIDOR)

282
01:27:08,944 --> 01:27:09,944
(HE SWITCHES XBOX BACK ON)

283
01:27:09,319 --> 01:28:06,772
(NOISE FROM XBOX)

284
01:28:06,772 --> 01:28:08,252
SIMON: Come on. (COMPLAINS)

285
01:28:08,452 --> 01:29:40,374
(XBOX NOISE)

286
01:29:44,641 --> 01:29:46,507
SIMON: Christ this is the worst
£10 I’ve ever spent.

287
01:29:48,898 --> 01:29:49,835
SIMON: Fuck you.

288
01:29:50,199 --> 01:29:51,260
(HE TURNS OFF XBOX)

289
01:31:22,777 --> 01:31:25,090
SIMON: Got about fifteen minutes left, Des.

290
01:31:59,133 --> 01:32:09,325
(LAURA WALKS AROUND IN BACKGROUND)

291
01:32:21,783 --> 01:32:22,396
LAURA: (INAUDIBLE)

292
01:32:29,546 --> 01:32:30,897
SIMON: (INAUDIBLE)

293
01:32:31,312 --> 01:32:34,017
LAURA: My Oyster card –
I can’t find it. Fuck’s sake.

294
01:32:51,687 --> 01:32:53,962
SIMON: When did you have it last?

295
01:32:57,203 --> 01:32:57,725
LAURA: When I got in.

296
01:32:57,725 --> 01:33:15,887
(LAURA SEARCHES AND
LOOKS AROUND IN BACKGROUND)

297
01:33:15,887 --> 01:33:18,438
LAURA: (SOUND OF MOVING CUTLERY ABOUT)
And the spare that was here?

298
01:33:20,671 --> 01:33:23,312
SIMON: The spare was
(INAUDIBLE) the cutlery draw.

299
01:33:23,574 --> 01:33:24,574
LAURA: Yeah…

300
01:33:24,774 --> 01:33:27,089
SIMON: I didn’t even know
you had a spare Oyster card.

301
01:33:27,974 --> 01:33:29,974
LAURA: (SHE SIGHS) (INAUDIBLE)
SIMON: No idea.

302
01:33:33,174 --> 01:33:35,174
SIMON (CONT.): Spare Oyster card. INAUDIBLE

303
01:34:27,374 --> 01:34:28,374
(SIMON THROWS OBJECT ON FLOOR)

304
01:35:16,574 --> 01:35:17,574
(HE PLACES OBJECTS ON TABLE)

305
01:35:25,774 --> 01:35:26,774
(SIMON SIGHS)

306
01:36:26,974 --> 01:36:27,974
(LAURA WALKS AROUND IN BACKGROUND)

307
01:36:32,523 --> 01:36:34,002
SIMON: You found it yet?

308
01:36:35,572 --> 01:36:40,058
LAURA: No. Simon. I used my contactless card.
I just (INAUDIBLE) there was nothing on it.

309
01:36:40,058 --> 01:36:44,346
It’s annoying. So, no worries.
Productive day ahead?

310
01:36:50,899 --> 01:36:56,524
LAURA (CONT.): (SHE SIGHS) Well as I said,
Jess is here later so (SHE WALKS OFF) (INAUDIBLE)

311
01:36:57,341 --> 01:36:58,188
SIMON: What?

312
01:36:58,869 --> 01:36:59,688
LAURA: See ya later.

313
01:36:59,688 --> 01:37:01,562
SIMON: Bye! (SARCASTICALLY)

314
01:38:35,774 --> 01:38:41,774
(PHONE RINGS)

315
01:38:41,974 --> 01:38:43,323
LAURA: Hello.

316
01:38:43,323 --> 01:38:45,920
LUCAN: Laura. Okay, I think that’s
all the bridges for now.

317
01:38:45,920 --> 01:38:48,974
LAURA: Bridges?
LUCAN: On the train. The reception.

318
01:38:48,974 --> 01:38:53,050
LAURA: Oh. Okay.
LUCAN: The meeting, I need to be there for it.

319
01:38:53,413 --> 01:38:55,399
LAURA: Okay, do you want me
to organise a cab from…

320
01:38:55,399 --> 01:38:57,654
LUCAN: No, no, no. I’m not going to get
back in time for that now.

321
01:38:57,654 --> 01:38:59,710
Just set up another channel
on the video conference.

322
01:38:59,710 --> 01:39:02,429
It might be a bit intermittent but I have to…

323
01:39:02,855 --> 01:39:04,043
(LUCAN IS CUT OFF)

324
01:39:04,043 --> 01:39:08,992
LAURA: Luc?... Lucan?... Hello?

325
01:39:11,357 --> 01:39:12,385
(SHE HANGS UP)

326
01:44:11,219 --> 01:44:13,418
FEMALE UNDERGROUND TRAIN ANNOUNCER:
Liverpool Street. This is a Hammersmith…

327
01:44:54,020 --> 01:44:56,095
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

328
01:48:09,616 --> 01:48:12,244
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

329
01:48:14,230 --> 01:48:15,826
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

330
01:48:24,147 --> 01:48:25,995
FEMALE UNDERGROUND TRAIN ANNOUNCER:
The next station is Moorgate.

331
01:48:25,995 --> 01:48:28,275
This is a Hammersmith and City line train…

332
01:49:28,249 --> 01:49:38,249
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

333
01:50:12,087 --> 01:50:13,776
(LAUGHTER)
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

334
01:50:42,805 --> 01:50:52,805
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

335
01:51:05,504 --> 01:51:08,985
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

336
01:51:11,673 --> 01:51:20,473
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

337
01:51:21,399 --> 01:51:31,399
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

338
01:52:10,374 --> 01:52:13,437
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

339
01:52:36,100 --> 01:52:43,624
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

340
01:52:49,921 --> 01:52:50,960
(DOOR OPENING ALARM)

341
01:52:52,993 --> 01:52:54,370
FEMALE UNDERGROUND TRAIN ANNOUNCER: This is…

342
01:53:00,053 --> 01:53:01,876
FEMALE UNDERGROUND TRAIN ANNOUNCER:
This is a Hammersmith and City…

343
01:53:24,798 --> 01:53:27,286
(SOUND OF DOORS CLOSING)

344
01:53:27,286 --> 01:53:37,249
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

345
01:55:19,374 --> 01:55:24,374
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

346
01:55:25,806 --> 01:55:27,316
(DOOR OPENING ALARM)

347
01:55:28,159 --> 01:55:34,949
FEMALE UNDERGROUND TRAIN ANNOUNCER:
This is Barbican. The next station is Farringdon. This…

348
01:55:35,774 --> 01:55:38,398
FEMALE UNDERGROUND TRAIN ANNOUNCER:
…City line train to Hammersmith.

349
01:55:38,598 --> 01:55:43,566
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

350
01:55:53,591 --> 01:55:58,591
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

351
01:56:09,021 --> 01:56:12,318
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

352
01:56:18,137 --> 01:56:19,030
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

353
02:05:17,232 --> 02:05:19,591
RACHEL: (SKYPE CALL) …palm trees.
MIKE: Yeah, well don’t show off.

354
02:05:43,561 --> 02:05:44,701
(MUSIC IN BACKGROUND)

355
02:05:44,701 --> 02:05:47,101
MIKE: (TO CAFÉ STAFF) Excuse me,
just one second, mate.

356
02:05:47,101 --> 02:05:49,092
Don’t suppose you could
turn the music down?

357
02:05:49,292 --> 02:05:50,577
CAT: It’s not that loud.

358
02:05:50,577 --> 02:05:54,774
MIKE: Well I just can’t hear over it.
Is that alright?

359
02:05:54,636 --> 02:05:56,796
CONNOR: Cat, can you turn it
down please?

360
02:05:57,383 --> 02:06:00,478
CAT: It’s not that loud.
MIKE: It kind of is.

361
02:06:00,478 --> 02:06:02,186
RACHEL: (FROM SKYPE CALL)
Mike, it’s fine just leave it.

362
02:06:02,186 --> 02:06:04,093
CAT: I can hear just fine.
MIKE: Oh, can you?! Really?!

363
02:06:04,093 --> 02:06:06,198
And this band sucks, by the way.

364
02:06:06,198 --> 02:06:07,781
CONNOR: Cat, just turn it down.

365
02:06:07,781 --> 02:06:10,056
CAT: You wouldn’t say that
if you’d seen them live.

366
02:06:10,056 --> 02:06:12,006
MIKE: Oh well I wouldn’t be saying anything -
I would have killed myself.

367
02:06:12,006 --> 02:06:15,264
CAT: Ford and Firkin, 2007.

368
02:06:15,264 --> 02:06:19,548
But you weren’t there
because you’re a dickhead!
CONNOR: Cat!

369
02:23:50,795 --> 02:23:52,586
OLADIPO: Hello?
LAURA: Hello?

370
02:23:54,050 --> 02:23:55,729
OLADIPO: Hello?
LAURA: Hey.

371
02:23:55,929 --> 02:23:58,287
OLADIPO: Yes I’m not getting any sound.

372
02:23:58,572 --> 02:24:00,502
LAURA: Hang on. Can you hear me?

373
02:24:02,551 --> 02:24:05,047
OLADIPO: Yes, hello.

374
02:24:05,343 --> 02:24:08,185
LAURA: Hey, I’m Laura,
I’m just setting things up for room 90.

375
02:24:08,889 --> 02:24:13,870
OLADIPO: Okay, cool, I’m Oli, Oladipo York,
Oladipo York. Not Oli, Oladipo.

376
02:24:14,502 --> 02:24:17,792
LAURA: Okay, can you hear me okay?

377
02:24:17,792 --> 02:24:19,937
OLADIPO: Yes, I can hear you fine,
I can hear you fine.

378
02:24:19,937 --> 02:24:21,701
Listen, do I need to stay here?

379
02:24:21,701 --> 02:24:23,601
I’ve just got a few bits
that I need to do before we start.

380
02:24:23,601 --> 02:24:25,656
LAURA: Oh no, no,
of course, cool, go ahead.

381
02:24:25,656 --> 02:24:28,690
OLADIPO: Okay so just give me a shout
when I’m needed, yes?

382
02:24:28,690 --> 02:24:30,783
LAURA: Will do.
OLADIPO: Brilliant, great.

383
02:24:33,634 --> 02:24:38,634
(PHONE RINGS)

384
02:24:42,831 --> 02:24:44,363
LAURA: Good morning room 90?

385
02:24:45,339 --> 02:24:46,689
LUCAN: Vik?
LAURA: Laura.

386
02:24:46,689 --> 02:24:48,838
LUCAN: Is Vik in yet?

387
02:24:48,838 --> 02:24:50,875
LAURA: No not yet, where are you?

388
02:24:51,220 --> 02:24:52,912
LUCAN: Between here and home.

389
02:24:52,912 --> 02:24:56,584
LAURA: Shit. Oh… How’s it going?

390
02:24:56,584 --> 02:25:00,672
LUCAN: Err… (HE SIGHS) Sabrina.

391
02:25:01,623 --> 02:25:02,503
LAURA: Yes? What’s going on?

392
02:25:02,503 --> 02:25:06,282
LUCAN: Ahh… Nothing, it’s fine, I think,

393
02:25:06,282 --> 02:25:07,173
LAURA: Lucan, are you sure?

394
02:25:07,777 --> 02:25:09,826
LUCAN: Yes, yes.
LAURA: Shit! Sorry.

395
02:25:12,239 --> 02:25:19,175
Flippin’ Dom sneaking in here like an idiot.
Sorry, you were saying, Sabrina?

396
02:25:20,439 --> 02:25:22,973
LUCAN: Tell Vik to call me when he gets in.

397
02:25:23,496 --> 02:25:27,179
LAURA: Okay. Okay, yeah, I will do. Right, bye.

398
02:25:26,179 --> 02:25:27,692
(CALL ENDS)

399
02:36:56,818 --> 02:37:01,818
(PHONE RINGS)

400
02:37:35,286 --> 02:37:38,240
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

401
02:37:38,240 --> 02:37:40,413
but please leave a message after the beep.

402
02:37:40,613 --> 02:37:41,408
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

403
02:37:43,023 --> 02:37:46,720
CLAIRE: Laura. It’s Claire. Claire Hart.
I need you to call me, please.

404
02:37:47,244 --> 02:37:49,244
(END OF CALL)

405
02:41:58,125 --> 02:42:00,552
LEE: Oh, I thought you weren’t in today?

406
02:42:00,552 --> 02:42:03,293
LAURA: Vik asked me to be in,
is that my coffee?

407
02:42:03,293 --> 02:42:05,453
LEE: Vik asked you?
LAURA: It’s alright,

408
02:42:05,453 --> 02:42:08,140
you’re still his favourite,
you still get to sit up front with Daddy.

409
02:42:12,081 --> 02:42:15,001
LEE: I think he asked everyone you know?
I think he might even have asked Dom.

410
02:42:17,018 --> 02:42:19,018
LAURA: Do you need a minute?

411
02:42:19,340 --> 02:42:23,323
LEE: Did you umm…
sorry did you sack your sister off for this?

412
02:42:23,323 --> 02:42:26,353
LAURA: It’s alright. Let it out,
no one’s going to cry about it.

413
02:42:28,562 --> 02:42:32,521
LEE: Look, I’m sure you’ll do
some great work today,

414
02:42:32,521 --> 02:42:37,988
but just for future reference mine’s
white with two sugars, cheers.

415
02:42:37,988 --> 02:42:39,326
LAURA: For what?
LEE: For coffee.

416
02:42:39,326 --> 02:42:43,296
LAURA: Yeah thanks, black, no sugar,
because I’m not a fucking infant.

417
02:42:45,957 --> 02:42:48,800
VOICEMAIL: You have one new message.

418
02:42:49,941 --> 02:42:54,259
CLAIRE'S VOICEMAIL: Laura. It’s Claire.
Claire Hart. I need you to call me, please.

419
02:49:16,529 --> 02:49:21,234
VIK: Everyone’s running a bit late
so I’ve bumped it back a bit. Is this all set?

420
02:49:20,278 --> 02:49:22,842
LAURA: (SHE COUGHS) Yes, but you’re going to
need to call in before we start.

421
02:49:22,842 --> 02:49:26,839
VIK: Okay, how many seats is this?
I’d like Laura there, Lee.

422
02:49:27,307 --> 02:49:30,631
So, Luc and I to chair,
Laura you’ll be my right hand.

423
02:49:30,851 --> 02:49:34,525
Them there, Francis here.

424
02:49:35,049 --> 02:49:37,601
Umm Lee…
LEE: Yeah.

425
02:49:37,601 --> 02:49:40,888
VIK: Yes, I think we maybe don’t
need you in the room.

426
02:49:40,888 --> 02:49:43,089
It feels too many.
It’s a bit swampy isn’t it?

427
02:49:43,089 --> 02:49:45,946
LEE: Umm, but I’ve been on this.

428
02:49:46,146 --> 02:49:48,707
VIK: Yeah, well we’ve got
your stuff printed out, haven’t we?

429
02:49:48,707 --> 02:49:50,899
LAURA: Yeah, it’s all here.
VIK: So it’s all still good.

430
02:49:50,899 --> 02:49:54,259
LEE: But Deena and I have been
doing this until like off the page.

431
02:49:54,259 --> 02:49:57,525
VIK: Yeah I know,
but we want to keep it informal.

432
02:49:57,525 --> 02:50:01,093
It’s more about Francis.
I don’t want a garrison on one side,
him on the other.

433
02:50:01,632 --> 02:50:06,094
If we get stuck we can bring you in,
otherwise it’s just everyone in here.

434
02:50:07,368 --> 02:50:08,374
LEE: What about Laura?

435
02:50:08,374 --> 02:50:11,160
You can’t just take someone off
and then bring someone new in,
what the fuck is that?

436
02:50:11,360 --> 02:50:13,836
VIK: (HE LAUGHS AS SPEAKS)
You’ll still get paid for coming in!

437
02:50:14,836 --> 02:50:17,741
When we need a fresh pair
of eyes we’ll bring you in.

438
02:50:17,018 --> 02:50:19,687
(LAURA SNEEZES)
LAURA: Excuse me.

439
02:50:19,687 --> 02:50:21,734
VIK: Bless you...Lee.

440
02:50:23,368 --> 02:50:27,249
LEE: Fucking hell.
VIK: Cheers.

441
02:50:30,439 --> 02:50:33,228
VIK: Christ! What an absolute…
(LAURA LAUGHS)

442
02:50:33,228 --> 02:50:35,050
Thank you, Laura, for coming in.

443
02:50:35,050 --> 02:50:37,111
I hope you don’t mind
being drafted into all of this.

444
02:50:37,311 --> 02:50:39,733
LAURA: Not at all.
VIK: Lee’s just…

445
02:50:39,733 --> 02:50:42,112
I don’t think it’s his forte,
it’s not the job for him.

446
02:50:42,112 --> 02:50:44,044
I don’t want too many dicks
on the dance floor, if you get me?

447
02:50:44,736 --> 02:50:46,000
LAURA: I think.
VIK: Do you?

448
02:50:46,000 --> 02:50:49,663
LAURA: What needs doing?
VIK: Francis.

449
02:50:49,863 --> 02:50:52,558
As in Francis is the sticking point.

450
02:50:52,558 --> 02:50:56,895
He feels his…
he’ll say this ‘staking his reputation’.

451
02:50:56,895 --> 02:51:01,369
Anything you can do to keep him on our side
and thinking this is a good thing.

452
02:51:02,168 --> 02:51:03,757
LAURA: I’ll see what I can do.

453
02:51:03,757 --> 02:51:05,977
VIK: Yes I think this might be our
last meeting with him,

454
02:51:05,977 --> 02:51:08,712
I think he’s all ready to bail. So…

455
02:51:08,712 --> 02:51:10,214
LAURA: We can bring him back.
VIK: Yes, we will do it.

456
02:51:10,214 --> 02:51:13,311
It’s just a bit of a spit and shine
for the bigger wheels, do you understand?

457
02:51:13,311 --> 02:51:15,232
It’s just charm school stuff.
LAURA: (INAUDIBLE)

458
02:51:15,232 --> 02:51:17,877
VIK: Good stuff, and keep your phone
where you can see it;

459
02:51:17,877 --> 02:51:19,469
I might need to throw you
the odd thing under the table.

460
02:51:22,568 --> 02:51:27,724
LAURA: Umm, If this all goes well
with Lee being out of the room…?

461
02:51:28,584 --> 02:51:30,927
VIK: Well the pot’s only so big Laura.

462
02:51:31,816 --> 02:51:33,691
LAURA: I mean, Lee’s out of the room.

463
02:51:33,691 --> 02:51:36,257
VIK: Has he not spoken on this thing yet?

464
02:51:36,257 --> 02:51:37,756
LAURA: He’s in France, or was.

465
02:51:37,756 --> 02:51:41,379
VIK: Yes, I think Luc’s going
to get very protective and a bit grumpy

466
02:51:41,379 --> 02:51:43,333
about all this so I might need
you to intervene.

467
02:51:43,533 --> 02:51:45,293
LAURA: I work for him as well.

468
02:51:45,293 --> 02:51:47,173
VIK: That’s okay. There’ll be no trouble.

469
02:51:47,173 --> 02:51:49,253
I’ll smooth it out with him afterwards,
just be handy.

470
02:51:50,062 --> 02:51:53,310
LAURA: Okay, if I do this
and with Lee out of the room

471
02:51:53,310 --> 02:51:55,931
and with all the Luc stuff as well…

472
02:51:57,368 --> 02:51:59,594
I mean there was talk
a while back about me

473
02:51:59,594 --> 02:52:01,547
running the campaign on the side?

474
02:52:01,886 --> 02:52:05,679
VIK: Well Laura it’s not a free for all,
I can’t just…

475
02:52:05,679 --> 02:52:07,835
LAURA: Lee is out of the room.

476
02:52:09,430 --> 02:52:11,223
VIK LAUGHS: Okay fine!

477
02:52:11,423 --> 02:52:14,999
If you do good in here, sure,
I don’t see why you won’t get commission.

478
02:52:15,199 --> 02:52:18,768
LAURA: Deal.
VIK: But, be ready for Lucan, please!

479
02:52:18,768 --> 02:52:20,741
(PHONE RINGS)
VIK: I’ve got a feeling

480
02:52:20,741 --> 02:52:22,464
he’s gonna fuck this into a hat
if he doesn’t calm down.

481
02:52:22,464 --> 02:52:24,128
LAURA: I’ve gotta get this.

482
02:52:24,128 --> 02:52:25,343
LAURA: Hello.

483
02:52:27,943 --> 02:52:30,401
CLAIRE: Laura? Hello, Laura?

484
02:52:30,836 --> 02:52:33,448
LAURA: Claire. Yeah?
CLAIRE: Is he with you?

485
02:52:33,678 --> 02:52:35,720
LAURA: Who?
CLAIRE: Is he?

486
02:52:36,376 --> 02:52:38,967
LAURA: Richard?
CLAIRE: Yes! Richard. Is he with you?

487
02:52:39,302 --> 02:52:42,453
LAURA: Claire, I don’t know
what this is about, okay?

488
02:52:42,453 --> 02:52:44,678
Why would he be with me?

489
02:52:46,672 --> 02:52:50,192
CLAIRE: Because!
Fucking because you’re there!

490
02:52:50,192 --> 02:52:54,308
That’s where you are.
And now it’s police, it’s serious!

491
02:52:54,908 --> 02:52:58,227
They want to know where he is,
it could fuck everything up.

492
02:52:58,227 --> 02:53:00,027
LAURA: I don’t know where he is!

493
02:53:01,227 --> 02:53:02,227
Look, two seconds…

494
02:53:19,818 --> 02:53:21,387
LAURA: Right.
CLAIRE: It could fuck it up again.

495
02:53:21,587 --> 02:53:24,454
All of it. You don’t know anything?

496
02:53:24,654 --> 02:53:27,762
LAURA: This is… I honestly don’t, no.

497
02:53:27,416 --> 02:53:30,219
CLAIRE: The police might talk to you,
I don’t know.

498
02:53:30,219 --> 02:53:32,746
I’ve had to tell them again, everything.

499
02:53:32,746 --> 02:53:37,840
I don’t care what you think or feel or…
whatever you and Richard…

500
02:53:37,840 --> 02:53:39,833
LAURA: Claire!
CLAIRE: It will fuck his life up.

501
02:53:40,033 --> 02:53:43,397
So if you know -
tell him to fucking come home.

502
02:53:43,397 --> 02:53:44,949
LAURA: I don’t want him here!...

503
02:53:46,440 --> 02:53:47,993
Okay?

504
02:53:48,436 --> 02:53:49,442
(END OF CALL)

505
03:06:20,151 --> 03:06:23,710
(PHONE RINGS)

506
03:06:24,315 --> 03:06:25,403
LAURA: Hello

507
03:06:25,403 --> 03:06:26,967
RECEPTION: Deena Rashid
and Graham Young are here.

508
03:06:26,967 --> 03:06:29,397
LAURA: Ah, okay cool.
Right, I’m on my way down.

509
03:06:29,397 --> 03:06:31,374
Thank you. Right, cool. Bye.

510
03:06:31,374 --> 03:06:32,353
(CALL ENDS)

511
03:11:38,739 --> 03:11:40,219
VIK: …call him up once Francis arrives.

512
03:11:40,219 --> 03:11:43,503
And then we’ll dial up your chap.
Won’t take long.

513
03:11:43,503 --> 03:11:47,661
Umm it’s a bit of a fiddly day for it,
but we’re all pulling in. We’ll sort it.

514
03:11:47,661 --> 03:11:49,000
LAURA: (INAUDIBLE: AS SHE HANDS OUT FILES)

515
03:11:49,473 --> 03:11:52,689
GRAHAM: So has the story broken?

516
03:11:52,889 --> 03:11:55,456
VIK: Err… Not as far as I know. Not yet.

517
03:11:55,656 --> 03:11:58,481
But I think Francis probably has more on that,
so maybe best to wait for him.

518
03:11:58,481 --> 03:12:01,009
But it’s not as bad as you think.

519
03:12:01,209 --> 03:12:03,165
DEENA: I think we needed
this meeting anyway.

520
03:12:03,165 --> 03:12:05,576
VIK: Well, it’s got Francis in the room,
so - silver linings.

521
03:12:05,576 --> 03:12:07,373
But, like I say, it’s not that bad.

522
03:12:47,859 --> 03:12:50,603
VIK: How’s Patrice?
DEENA: Good question.

523
03:12:52,086 --> 03:12:55,304
VIK: Ah. All’s well, I hope.
DEENA: Who knows?

524
03:12:55,304 --> 03:12:56,973
He’s with his mother at the moment.

525
03:12:57,455 --> 03:13:00,818
VIK: Ah, well gives
you the weekend to yourself.

526
03:13:00,818 --> 03:13:02,372
DEENA: Something like that.

527
03:13:15,931 --> 03:13:17,705
VIK: Graham, plans for the weekend?

528
03:13:17,905 --> 03:13:21,056
GRAHAM: I’m actually meant
to be at a stag do.

529
03:13:21,056 --> 03:13:22,672
Big thing in Wales.

530
03:13:22,872 --> 03:13:25,377
VIK: Oh. Well. Thanks for…
thanks for dropping in.

531
03:13:25,377 --> 03:13:27,932
GRAHAM: It’s fine. I hate most of the people there.

532
03:13:27,932 --> 03:13:29,370
VIK: Right.

533
03:13:31,300 --> 03:13:32,906
GRAHAM: Might pretend this has run on.

534
03:13:32,906 --> 03:13:34,794
(LAUGHTER)

535
03:13:36,987 --> 03:13:40,072
LAURA: Ah, amazing. Thank you, Dom.
GRAHAM: Thank you.

536
03:13:42,860 --> 03:13:45,067
DOM: One sugar.
LAURA: Perfect.

537
03:13:48,668 --> 03:13:50,771
GRAHAM: I like this. Who wrote this?

538
03:13:52,310 --> 03:13:53,452
VIK: Team effort.

539
03:13:54,000 --> 03:13:56,882
DEENA: So what’s Lee doing instead?

540
03:13:57,082 --> 03:14:00,462
VIK: Err…sorry, sorry.
Just have to take this. Sorry.

541
03:14:03,159 --> 03:14:05,108
DEENA: So are you taking over
from Lee completely?

542
03:14:05,308 --> 03:14:08,507
LAURA: Umm I just think Vik thought
it could do with a fresh pair of eyes.

543
03:14:08,507 --> 03:14:10,282
DEENA: And what do you think?

544
03:14:11,303 --> 03:14:13,315
LAURA: I think it’s in safe hands.

545
03:14:26,962 --> 03:14:28,962
GRAHAM: Are there any biscuits?

546
03:14:30,718 --> 03:14:32,379
LAURA: I’ll go check.

547
03:16:49,268 --> 03:16:50,641
DEENA: …smashing,

548
03:16:50,841 --> 03:16:53,081
VIK: Thank you.
Those aren’t from David, are they?

549
03:16:53,081 --> 03:16:55,064
LAURA: I have no idea.

550
03:16:55,264 --> 03:16:59,975
VIK: Ooh. Secret admirer!
It’s not your birthday or anything is it?

551
03:16:59,975 --> 03:17:01,674
LAURA: No, today’s nothing. Umm…

552
03:17:01,674 --> 03:17:03,902
VIK: Well,  it’s nice to be wanted, eh?

553
03:17:03,902 --> 03:17:05,414
(LAURA LAUGHS)

554
03:17:29,829 --> 03:17:34,829
(PHONE RINGS)

555
03:17:36,246 --> 03:17:38,120
FLORIST: Daisy’s Daisies?

556
03:17:38,120 --> 03:17:42,869
LAURA: Oh, hey. Err yes, a…
just a bit of a weird one actually.

557
03:17:42,869 --> 03:17:46,935
I just received a big
bouquet of flowers from you

558
03:17:46,935 --> 03:17:51,421
but there was no… there’s no card.
So I can’t see who it’s from.

559
03:17:51,421 --> 03:17:55,564
I was just wondering
if you could let me know.

560
03:17:56,318 --> 03:17:58,524
FLORIST: Umm, OK.
What’s your name, please?

561
03:17:58,524 --> 03:18:00,106
LAURA: It’s Laura. Laura Kitchen.

562
03:18:00,106 --> 03:18:02,222
FLORIST: One moment.
LAURA: Thank you.

563
03:18:02,424 --> 03:18:04,428
LAURA: (TO COLLEAGUE) He’s gone to check.

564
03:18:04,628 --> 03:18:06,426
FLORIST: Hello?
LAURA: Yes?

565
03:18:06,626 --> 03:18:09,171
FLORIST: Hi. Was that for Room 90?
Farringdon?

566
03:18:09,171 --> 03:18:10,956
LAURA: Yes, that’s the one. Yes.

567
03:18:10,956 --> 03:18:12,045
(LAURA LAUGHS)

568
03:18:12,045 --> 03:18:14,930
FLORIST: Sorry. There was…
the card was anonymous.

569
03:18:15,130 --> 03:18:18,739
LAURA: Oh, OK.
Thank you for checking then anyway.

570
03:18:18,739 --> 03:18:21,191
LAURA: OK bye.
FLORIST: Bye bye.

571
03:18:21,578 --> 03:18:22,896
(CALL ENDS)

572
03:21:50,892 --> 03:21:52,926
LAURA: … Vik, Deena and Graham.

573
03:21:53,571 --> 03:21:57,283
Umm Francis, I’ve got you just sat over here
with your notes and stuff.

574
03:21:58,114 --> 03:22:00,009
FRANCIS: OK. Hello again.

575
03:22:18,902 --> 03:22:20,981
FRANCIS: So, Azerbaijan, eh?

576
03:22:24,234 --> 03:22:25,856
DEENA: I’ll call Olly.

577
03:22:27,004 --> 03:22:29,844
VIK: Just going to get hold of
Lucan and we can begin.

578
03:22:34,599 --> 03:22:38,232
DEENA: Olly, darling, we’re about to start.

579
03:22:55,317 --> 03:22:56,458
OLADIPO: Hey guys.

580
03:22:56,458 --> 03:22:58,846
DEENA: Morning.
LAURA: Hello.

581
03:22:59,046 --> 03:23:00,130
OLADIPO: Hey.

582
03:23:00,130 --> 03:23:01,490
VIK: Well thanks for joining us, Olly.

583
03:23:01,490 --> 03:23:04,090
Just give us a sec and
we should have Luc on the line.

584
03:23:04,090 --> 03:23:08,037
Umm... In the mean-time,
should we probably plan food now.

585
03:23:08,037 --> 03:23:09,664
Before we get the ball properly rolling.

586
03:23:09,664 --> 03:23:12,513
Umm, bear with us, Olly. Sorry.

587
03:23:13,126 --> 03:23:14,521
Sushi alright for everyone?

588
03:23:15,170 --> 03:23:16,618
DEENA: Can’t.
VIK: Oh?

589
03:23:16,618 --> 03:23:17,881
DEENA: Raw fish.
VIK: Of course. Sorry.

590
03:23:17,881 --> 03:23:20,261
LAURA: Umm, they sell other stuff.

591
03:23:20,921 --> 03:23:22,737
FRANCIS: A big bowl of rice!

592
03:23:22,737 --> 03:23:24,064
DENNA: (SHE LAUGHS) I’m fine.

593
03:23:24,064 --> 03:23:26,213
VIK: Are you sure?
DEENA: Honestly.

594
03:23:26,413 --> 03:23:27,793
LUCAN: I’m here.

595
03:23:27,793 --> 03:23:29,831
VIK: Oh hey Luc.
We’re just sorting out some food.

596
03:23:29,831 --> 03:23:31,665
LUCAN: OK.
VIK: Do you know what?

597
03:23:31,665 --> 03:23:34,986
To save everyone time.
Let’s just get a big platter in. Yeah?

598
03:23:34,986 --> 03:23:37,849
GRAHAM: Do they do Bento boxes?
LAURA: Yes.

599
03:23:37,849 --> 03:23:39,106
VIK: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

600
03:23:39,106 --> 03:23:41,568
One of them each
and just the little bits, too.

601
03:23:41,568 --> 03:23:44,062
GRAHAM: I’m happy with that.
If they do a Beef Teriyaki Bento.

602
03:23:44,062 --> 03:23:46,597
LAURA: Perfect.
VIK: Salmon for me. Francis?

603
03:23:46,597 --> 03:23:49,524
FRANCIS: Oh, I don’t know what they do.

604
03:23:50,310 --> 03:23:53,584
LAURA: OK, hang on. There you go.

605
03:23:54,534 --> 03:23:58,520
FRANCIS: Ummm. The beef, also. Please.

606
03:23:58,744 --> 03:24:02,072
Oh OK. Umm…
I will have the beef also.

607
03:24:02,072 --> 03:24:04,029
LAURA: OK.
VIK: Great.

608
03:24:04,029 --> 03:24:05,790
VIK: Oh get plenty of those
little beanie pea things.
They’re always good.

609
03:24:05,790 --> 03:24:08,038
LAURA: Got it.
VIK: Do you need a second to call them?

610
03:24:08,038 --> 03:24:09,630
LAURA: No, no, no. Got it through here.

611
03:24:09,630 --> 03:24:11,852
VIK: Get a receipt.
LAURA: Yeah.

612
03:24:12,391 --> 03:24:13,730
LUCAN: Shouldn’t we start, guys?

613
03:24:13,730 --> 03:24:15,400
VIK: Yes, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

614
03:24:15,400 --> 03:24:19,613
Let’s get on with it.
So you all read Francis’ email, I take it?

615
03:24:22,033 --> 03:24:24,876
GRAHAM: Yes.
FRANCIS: Thanks.

616
03:24:26,129 --> 03:24:30,570
FRANCIS: So, can someone just explain
why Azaba-bloody-baijan?

617
03:24:30,770 --> 03:24:32,501
GRAHAM: We wanted…
DEENA: We needed capital.

618
03:24:32,701 --> 03:24:35,220
We wanted to road-test
the prototype.

619
03:24:36,658 --> 03:24:39,077
We wouldn’t be here if they
hadn’t bought it.

620
03:24:39,277 --> 03:24:40,828
FRANCIS: We wouldn’t be
in this room, either.

621
03:24:40,828 --> 03:24:43,710
VIK: Well, the story is still in a place
where we can manage it. So...

622
03:24:45,000 --> 03:24:46,778
FRANCIS: It needs to be buried.

623
03:24:49,687 --> 03:24:52,262
Or this needs to be watertight.

624
03:24:53,044 --> 03:24:56,589
Immaculate.
The second bloody coming.

625
03:24:59,006 --> 03:25:01,898
That’s not me being demanding.

626
03:25:01,898 --> 03:25:03,582
That’s me knowing what everyone
from here on up will ask for.

627
03:25:03,582 --> 03:25:04,725
VIK: Who’s out tonight?

628
03:25:04,725 --> 03:25:07,239
FRANCIS: He is.
That’s what you should worry about.

629
03:25:07,239 --> 03:25:10,286
VIK: Well, I’m not.
It’s a great product!

630
03:25:10,286 --> 03:25:12,690
I don’t do this without
knowing that first!

631
03:25:13,622 --> 03:25:15,878
FRANCIS: Right...
I’ll be honest with you,

632
03:25:15,878 --> 03:25:19,354
right now, this looks dodgy
as the proverbial.

633
03:25:19,354 --> 03:25:22,238
And they still use Group 4.

634
03:25:22,238 --> 03:25:24,376
LUCAN: We need a better spin.

635
03:25:24,376 --> 03:25:27,108
VIK: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We also need to rename it.

636
03:25:27,108 --> 03:25:29,300
To say that this isn’t that.
What was that one called?

637
03:25:29,300 --> 03:25:30,971
GRAHAM: Monitor. Monitor One.

638
03:25:31,626 --> 03:25:33,919
LUCAN: No, that’s too sinister.
Get rid of it.

639
03:25:34,119 --> 03:25:36,556
GRAHAM: We could call it…
VIK: We’ll do the re-branding.

640
03:25:36,556 --> 03:25:38,704
I mean, you’ve paid for that already.

641
03:25:38,704 --> 03:25:40,520
OLADIPO: Guys, I just need to step
out for a second. Give me a minute.

642
03:25:41,505 --> 03:25:44,674
FRANCIS: I do think
somewhere in all this is a good idea.

643
03:25:47,009 --> 03:25:51,342
It’s just - BJ and the rest of them
are a tough sell.

644
03:25:52,247 --> 03:25:57,042
And if you’re asking me to put
my reputation on the line…

645
03:25:57,042 --> 03:25:59,927
DEENA: The thing is,
the story is proof of concept. It works.

646
03:26:00,127 --> 03:26:02,894
The way that they
choose to use it is not our fault.

647
03:26:02,894 --> 03:26:03,644
VIK: No, no, no, no, no.

648
03:26:03,644 --> 03:26:05,825
We need to look at it
as though they used it properly.

649
03:26:05,825 --> 03:26:07,252
The story here says dissidents…

650
03:26:07,559 --> 03:26:08,701
FRANCIS: Ha!

651
03:26:08,701 --> 03:26:10,457
VIK: The story there…
the story there says criminals.

652
03:26:10,457 --> 03:26:14,678
We need to stick with that story.
It helped surveil criminals…

653
03:26:14,678 --> 03:26:17,453
LUCAN: No, no, no.
We won’t say surveillance.

654
03:26:17,453 --> 03:26:19,850
The product can’t be a tool like that.

655
03:26:19,850 --> 03:26:22,005
The surveillance is already there.

656
03:26:23,295 --> 03:26:24,930
GRAHAM: It collates.
LUCAN: It collates.

657
03:26:24,930 --> 03:26:28,779
The product is data analysis.
Pattern recognition. Correct?

658
03:26:28,779 --> 03:26:30,008
GRAHAM: Correct.

659
03:26:30,008 --> 03:26:32,111
LUCAN: So it did not snoop.

660
03:26:32,111 --> 03:26:34,649
You don’t snoop.
Snooping is already there.

661
03:26:43,493 --> 03:26:44,776
OLADIPO: I’m back.

662
03:26:44,776 --> 03:26:46,569
DEENA: We were just talking about

663
03:26:46,569 --> 03:26:48,864
how we need to stick
to the analysis side of things, Olly.

664
03:26:48,864 --> 03:26:50,330
Not keep calling it ‘surveillance’.

665
03:26:50,330 --> 03:26:51,776
OLADIPO: Okay.

666
03:26:51,776 --> 03:26:55,003
VIK: So analysed data on ‘criminals’.
Which is a good thing.

667
03:26:55,708 --> 03:26:57,404
LUCAN: ‘Terrorists’?

668
03:26:57,404 --> 03:26:59,360
Can we test what works better?
‘Criminals’ or ‘terrorists’?

669
03:27:00,243 --> 03:27:02,402
FRANCIS: I think we’d prefer terrorism.

670
03:27:03,251 --> 03:27:06,662
Makes it seem like the problem
didn’t start here.

671
03:27:06,662 --> 03:27:09,599
OLADIPO: You need to stress
that it doesn’t make the distinctions -

672
03:27:09,599 --> 03:27:10,925
people do that.

673
03:27:10,925 --> 03:27:12,868
It just looks at who it is told
to look at.

674
03:27:15,253 --> 03:27:17,062
GRAHAM: For now.
VIK: Will that change?

675
03:27:17,463 --> 03:27:21,374
GRAHAM: It will eventually
learn and flag behaviours.

676
03:27:21,374 --> 03:27:23,458
OLADIPO: But it’s not definitive.

677
03:27:23,804 --> 03:27:27,051
LUCAN: Do we really want to say
the product did what it was meant to?

678
03:27:27,051 --> 03:27:28,696
Shouldn’t we say it was misused?

679
03:27:28,696 --> 03:27:29,825
(LAURA LAUGHS)

680
03:27:29,825 --> 03:27:31,981
LAURA: Do we want to say that
the product can be misused?

681
03:27:31,981 --> 03:27:34,099
VIK: We’re saying this is a new one.

682
03:27:34,099 --> 03:27:35,232
This is brand new.

683
03:27:35,232 --> 03:27:37,258
It’s never been misused,
it’s never been used.

684
03:27:38,934 --> 03:27:41,520
LUCAN: Shit.
VIK: Is everything alright?

685
03:27:42,105 --> 03:27:46,700
LUCAN: Laura,
could you ring Sabrina, please?

686
03:27:46,700 --> 03:27:48,165
Right away.
VIK: Do you need a minute, Luc?

687
03:27:48,165 --> 03:27:50,781
LUCAN: It’s fine. Laura does
this better than I do. Keep going.

688
03:27:50,781 --> 03:27:53,146
LAURA: I’ll be back in a sec.
(AS SHE WALKS OUT OF ROOM)

689
03:28:00,972 --> 03:28:05,972
(PHONE RINGS)

690
03:28:13,769 --> 03:28:15,905
SABRINA: Hello?
LAURA: Sabrina?

691
03:28:15,905 --> 03:28:16,941
SABRINA: Laura?

692
03:28:18,063 --> 03:28:21,520
LAURA: Can you hear me?
SABRINA: Hang on.

693
03:28:35,878 --> 03:28:41,378
(PHONE RINGS)

694
03:28:42,334 --> 03:28:43,311
SABRINA: Is… Is that better?

695
03:28:43,311 --> 03:28:44,394
LAURA: Hello?

696
03:28:46,634 --> 03:28:48,681
LAURA: Hello?
SABRINA: Laura?

697
03:28:51,951 --> 03:28:53,188
LAURA: Sabrina?

698
03:28:53,188 --> 03:28:55,218
SABRINA: Can you hear me?
LAURA: Loud and clear.

699
03:28:55,218 --> 03:28:59,406
SABRINA: Thank you. Sorry about this.
Luc said he’d handled this but…

700
03:28:59,406 --> 03:29:00,462
LAURA: What’s wrong?

701
03:29:00,462 --> 03:29:02,231
SABRINA: Does he really have to be
at that meeting?

702
03:29:02,231 --> 03:29:03,452
LAURA: Well...

703
03:29:03,452 --> 03:29:05,726
SABRINA: Is the meeting even going
to be on when he gets there?

704
03:29:05,726 --> 03:29:08,014
(BABY CRIES IN BACKGROUND)
Sshhh. It’s alright, baby. It’s OK. Shhh.

705
03:29:08,014 --> 03:29:09,467
LAURA: Is everything okay?

706
03:29:09,467 --> 03:29:10,909
SABRINA: (SHE SIGHS)
They don’t have the booking,

707
03:29:10,909 --> 03:29:13,307
and Lucan couldn’t find his
penis without his PA.

708
03:29:14,317 --> 03:29:15,930
No offense.

709
03:29:18,032 --> 03:29:19,215
LAURA: Umm. Let me have a look.

710
03:29:19,215 --> 03:29:22,083
SABRINA: Sorry.
It’s been a really stressful day.

711
03:29:22,083 --> 03:29:23,583
LAURA: That’s okay.

712
03:29:25,098 --> 03:29:26,329
Bet you don’t miss this.

713
03:29:26,529 --> 03:29:28,439
SABRINA: I still do exactly the same job,

714
03:29:28,439 --> 03:29:30,578
except I can’t complain to HR
when he gets it out.

715
03:29:32,485 --> 03:29:35,052
Don’t ever get married.
That’s all I’m saying.

716
03:29:36,000 --> 03:29:37,527
LAURA: (SHORT LAUGH) No.

717
03:29:37,527 --> 03:29:40,427
SABRINA: I don’t know why he doesn’t
just trust Vik with these things anymore.

718
03:29:40,427 --> 03:29:42,681
He can’t leave the man alone
to do anything.

719
03:29:43,439 --> 03:29:44,465
LAURA: Ah, found it.

720
03:29:44,665 --> 03:29:47,048
SABRINA: You have?
LAURA: Same thing as with Egypt.

721
03:29:47,248 --> 03:29:50,356
Booked under Room 90. Sorry.
I should have checked that. (SHE LAUGHS)

722
03:29:50,356 --> 03:29:53,424
SABRINA: We didn’t go to Egypt.
What did… what’s Egypt?

723
03:29:53,424 --> 03:29:57,066
LAURA: Oh! That was Vik. Sorry.
(SHE LAUGHS)

724
03:29:57,324 --> 03:29:58,599
SABRINA: Right.

725
03:29:58,856 --> 03:30:00,176
LAURA: I am sending it over now.
Let me know when you’ve got it.

726
03:30:00,176 --> 03:30:01,306
(BABY STILL CRYING SOFTLY)

727
03:30:01,306 --> 03:30:03,100
SABRINA: Shhh. It’s OK.

728
03:30:03,100 --> 03:30:05,900
Almost done. Almost done.
It’s fine. Come on.

729
03:30:07,120 --> 03:30:08,450
LAURA: So what’s the weather like?

730
03:30:08,883 --> 03:30:11,279
SABRINA: Ah ok, got it.
LAURA: Great.

731
03:30:11,990 --> 03:30:13,718
Well, let me know if you have
any more problems.

732
03:30:13,718 --> 03:30:15,269
SABRINA: Right.

733
03:30:16,098 --> 03:30:17,299
(SHE HANGS UP)

734
03:30:52,067 --> 03:30:54,219
FRANCIS: I mean…
really I think it’s extraordinary.

735
03:30:54,219 --> 03:30:59,852
I mean the only scenario
I think could have been worse if you’d,

736
03:30:59,852 --> 03:31:03,429
I don’t know, sold it
to the bloody Saudis or something.

737
03:31:03,705 --> 03:31:05,476
Then it would be a write off.

738
03:31:05,676 --> 03:31:07,758
DEENA: We needed a sale.

739
03:31:07,958 --> 03:31:09,705
We needed someone
to approve the software

740
03:31:09,705 --> 03:31:11,816
just so we could see
how it worked on a city.

741
03:31:12,110 --> 03:31:13,508
It was the right thing to do.

742
03:31:13,712 --> 03:31:17,238
And in all honesty,
Dubai is an option for us.

743
03:31:17,438 --> 03:31:19,149
We aren’t ruling
the Middle East out at all.

744
03:31:19,435 --> 03:31:20,274
FRANCIS: Christ.

745
03:31:20,274 --> 03:31:24,299
VIK: But the ambition
is exclusivity here, right?

746
03:31:24,299 --> 03:31:25,629
DEENA: Of course.

747
03:31:25,629 --> 03:31:27,480
LUCAN: Can we control the story?

748
03:31:27,480 --> 03:31:29,118
VIK: I think so.

749
03:31:30,186 --> 03:31:31,742
FRANCIS: Have you seen it on a map?

750
03:31:32,560 --> 03:31:34,344
Because that’s what they’ll publish.

751
03:31:35,194 --> 03:31:37,524
They’ll want you to know where it is.

752
03:31:37,724 --> 03:31:41,088
Any of those neighbours
gets lumbered in with the story.

753
03:31:41,088 --> 03:31:45,318
LUCAN: I don’t know if we should
come so hot off the back of it, though.

754
03:31:45,318 --> 03:31:49,148
If we delay this, there is no story.
FRANCIS: Nah...

755
03:31:49,148 --> 03:31:51,490
They’ll run the story whenever we push this.
Dates never matter.

756
03:31:51,490 --> 03:31:53,936
They give you the headline,

757
03:31:53,936 --> 03:31:59,134
and if you can be bothered to read on -
oh, it happened two years ago.

758
03:31:59,134 --> 03:32:01,390
VIK: We don’t want to delay it that long?

759
03:32:04,002 --> 03:32:07,973
LUCAN: Was everything okay?
LAURA: Err, yeah. It’s all sorted.

760
03:32:07,973 --> 03:32:09,110
LUCAN: Thanks.

761
03:32:10,737 --> 03:32:12,314
VIK: We aren’t delaying it.

762
03:32:12,632 --> 03:32:14,868
LUCAN: It might be
how we save the investment.

763
03:32:17,113 --> 03:32:20,183
VIK: Two years?
LUCAN: It’s not that long.

764
03:32:20,183 --> 03:32:24,207
VIK: If we sit on this for two years,
someone else builds it. No?

765
03:32:24,207 --> 03:32:27,560
OLADIPO: No-one will make this.
They might make something less reliable.

766
03:32:27,560 --> 03:32:29,655
Cheaper, maybe, but certainly not as smart.

767
03:32:29,655 --> 03:32:32,322
And then you won’t have
the same story to worry about.

768
03:32:32,322 --> 03:32:34,536
It won’t be as good at finding people.

769
03:32:35,025 --> 03:32:37,485
FRANCIS: Less of a scandal in
‘Good, but not great’.

770
03:32:38,134 --> 03:32:40,050
We Brits love ‘good but not great’.

771
03:32:41,867 --> 03:32:45,118
LAURA: Vik. If I may…
VIK: Go ahead.

772
03:32:47,326 --> 03:32:50,092
LAURA: Are you really this nervous about,
essentially, a rumour?

773
03:32:50,432 --> 03:32:51,951
FRANCIS: Welcome to Politics.

774
03:32:52,643 --> 03:32:54,007
LAURA: You’re used to it.

775
03:32:54,007 --> 03:32:57,149
FRANCIS: Well yes,
I’ve seen the press do more with less.

776
03:32:57,149 --> 03:33:00,437
LAURA: I’ve seen MPs get away
with naughtier stuff than this.

777
03:33:03,886 --> 03:33:06,668
And if it all boiled down to it...

778
03:33:08,117 --> 03:33:09,644
would you be the story?

779
03:33:09,644 --> 03:33:12,068
FRANCIS: Umm well...

780
03:33:12,889 --> 03:33:14,958
LAURA: They’d lynch her, wouldn’t they?

781
03:33:14,958 --> 03:33:16,195
DEENA: Probably.

782
03:33:17,631 --> 03:33:20,804
FRANCIS: It wouldn’t… (HE SIGHS)
I wouldn’t.... (HE SIGHS)

783
03:33:23,594 --> 03:33:25,424
It wouldn’t be very chivalrous, would it?

784
03:33:26,059 --> 03:33:28,311
Besides - if it all kicks off

785
03:33:28,311 --> 03:33:31,337
after I’ve knocked this up to the next lot -
they are the story.

786
03:33:33,185 --> 03:33:35,087
LAURA: So, let me get this straight.

787
03:33:35,287 --> 03:33:38,974
If it goes wrong,..

788
03:33:39,174 --> 03:33:42,514
they string you and your mates up
at Queen’s Walk.

789
03:33:42,514 --> 03:33:46,539
And if it goes right it’s a pat
on the back for you.

790
03:33:46,539 --> 03:33:48,466
VIK: Pat in the pocket too.

791
03:33:48,466 --> 03:33:50,265
LAURA: There you go.
FRANCIS: It doesn’t work like that.

792
03:33:50,962 --> 03:33:55,962
(PHONE RINGS)

793
03:33:58,270 --> 03:34:00,338
LAURA: Hello?
DAVID: Sushi man is here.

794
03:34:00,825 --> 03:34:03,678
LAURA: Uh huh, send him up.
OK sushi time.

795
03:34:04,114 --> 03:34:06,934
GRAHAM: Oh thank god!
VIK: I don’t know about you guys
but I’m craving it.

796
03:34:06,934 --> 03:34:08,371
GRAHAM: Yeah.

797
03:34:31,444 --> 03:34:33,851
VIK: If we…
If we wait two years, OK….

798
03:34:33,851 --> 03:34:36,077
If we wait two years,
someone else beats us to the punch.

799
03:34:41,431 --> 03:34:42,935
LAURA: There we go.

800
03:34:51,256 --> 03:34:52,223
GRAHAM: Thank you.

801
03:34:52,223 --> 03:34:55,637
LAURA: And then we have… here.
And beef.

802
03:35:05,913 --> 03:35:09,317
DEENA: OK, if we wait two years,
it won’t even be the same product.

803
03:35:09,317 --> 03:35:11,755
It’ll be the next incarnation.

804
03:35:12,019 --> 03:35:13,609
FRANCIS: Surveillance is always a hot topic.

805
03:35:13,809 --> 03:35:15,598
DEENA: It isn’t surveillance.

806
03:35:15,598 --> 03:35:17,969
You’ve already got everyone
under surveillance.

807
03:35:18,507 --> 03:35:20,885
Without that, we can’t do this.

808
03:35:21,085 --> 03:35:24,499
Azerbaijan already had it.
We didn’t add to that.

809
03:35:24,499 --> 03:35:28,653
We didn’t install a single camera.
That’s not what this is.

810
03:35:28,653 --> 03:35:33,940
We compile, collate, analyse.
Because it’s the best tool for it.

811
03:35:34,707 --> 03:35:36,767
You might as well have a story
that attacking Google,

812
03:35:36,767 --> 03:35:39,361
because they probably used that too.
VIK: That’s not a bad angle.

813
03:35:39,361 --> 03:35:41,727
‘They used it because it was the best.’

814
03:35:42,370 --> 03:35:45,671
FRANCIS: Used it to do what?
Finish the thought.

815
03:35:45,871 --> 03:35:46,796
LUCAN: See?

816
03:35:46,796 --> 03:35:49,370
VIK: People don’t finish thoughts.
They don’t.

817
03:35:49,370 --> 03:35:50,724
(HE SIGHS)

818
03:35:58,023 --> 03:35:59,544
(GRAHAM COUGHS)

819
03:35:59,544 --> 03:36:01,319
FRANCIS: So the headline is?

820
03:36:01,319 --> 03:36:03,743
LAURA: We don’t do headlines.

821
03:36:03,943 --> 03:36:05,703
FRANCIS: Fuck. Fuck. That’s little comfort.

822
03:36:05,703 --> 03:36:07,091
LAURA: What do you want?

823
03:36:14,885 --> 03:36:16,760
(GRAHAM COUGHS)

824
03:36:18,043 --> 03:36:19,756
VIK: Ooh!
GRAHAM: Wasabi!

825
03:36:19,756 --> 03:36:20,777
(LAUGHTER)
(GRAHAM COUGHS)

826
03:36:20,777 --> 03:36:23,372
LUCAN: If we don’t get this right, now...

827
03:36:23,372 --> 03:36:26,472
It is a rescue now.
OK next week it is a salvage.

828
03:36:37,878 --> 03:36:41,878
(PHONE RINGS)

829
03:36:42,078 --> 03:36:43,762
LAURA: Luc?
(SHE'S NOT ANSWERING THE PHONE)

830
03:36:44,038 --> 03:36:45,452
LUCAN: Please.

831
03:36:45,868 --> 03:36:48,313
(PHONE CONTINUES TO RING)

832
03:36:50,806 --> 03:36:53,771
SABRINA: They don’t understand me.
The room is wrong.

833
03:36:53,771 --> 03:36:55,853
You need to tell them the room is wrong.

834
03:36:55,853 --> 03:36:56,611
LAURA: The booking?

835
03:36:56,611 --> 03:36:58,205
SABRINA: No, not the booking. Yes.

836
03:36:58,205 --> 03:37:00,672
The booking.
The chalet is right by a pool.

837
03:37:00,672 --> 03:37:03,300
If the kids fall in it they’ll either
drown or freeze in it.

838
03:37:03,300 --> 03:37:05,266
This idiot doesn’t understand
what I’m saying.

839
03:37:05,929 --> 03:37:07,517
LAURA: You want a different Chalet?

840
03:37:07,517 --> 03:37:10,284
SABRINA: Yes. Will you speak with them?
LAURA: Are they there?

841
03:37:11,531 --> 03:37:12,671
(LAURA CALL IS TRANSFERRED
TO BLEUCHAMP CHALET)

842
03:37:12,671 --> 03:37:13,635
JEANNE: Allo?

843
03:37:14,274 --> 03:37:20,149
LAURA: (HALTING FRENCH) Allo. Désolée,
mais le chalet que nous avons

844
03:37:20,149 --> 03:37:24,480
réservé est trop près de la piscine.

845
03:37:24,480 --> 03:37:31,306
Elle est inquiète que ses enfants
pourraient tomber dans l'eau.

846
03:37:31,306 --> 03:37:32,484
JEANNE: Ah d'accord.

847
03:37:32,484 --> 03:37:36,000
Mais vous savez que ce n'est pas une piscine,
c'est un bain à remous?

848
03:37:36,000 --> 03:37:42,475
LAURA: Je sais. Mais vous pouvez deviner
que cette dame est une vraie idiote

849
03:37:43,000 --> 03:37:48,502
JEANNE: Oh. Permettez moi de jeter un coup d'oeil.
Le chalet sera plus petit.

850
03:37:48,502 --> 03:37:50,247
LAURA: Très bien.

851
03:37:50,247 --> 03:37:52,438
JEANNE: Oui, vous la prévenez que nous l'avons
changé dans un chalet 'sans piscine'

852
03:37:52,942 --> 03:37:53,956
LAURA: Merci.

853
03:37:56,581 --> 03:37:57,907
(LAURA'S CALL IS TRANSFERRED BACK TO SABRINA)

854
03:37:58,243 --> 03:38:01,421
SABRINA: Well?
LAURA: They’ve switched chalets. It’s all fine.

855
03:38:02,573 --> 03:38:05,554
SABRINA: So when did err Vik go to Egypt?

856
03:38:07,017 --> 03:38:11,204
LAURA: I...
I can’t remember when exactly.

857
03:38:11,204 --> 03:38:13,538
I have to get back to that meeting.

858
03:38:14,893 --> 03:38:17,038
SABRINA: Oh, piss off, Laura.
(SHE HANGS UP)

859
03:39:35,530 --> 03:39:37,144
DOM: Fuck you want?

860
03:39:47,043 --> 03:39:49,746
LEE: INAUDIBLE (DOM LAUGHS)

861
03:40:18,737 --> 03:40:20,169
DOM: (INAUDIBLE)
(LAURA COUGHS)

862
03:40:31,760 --> 03:40:34,055
LEE: You’re such…
(DOM LAUGHS)

863
03:40:35,006 --> 03:40:37,241
So fucking childish!
(DOM LAUGHS)

864
03:40:38,239 --> 03:40:40,302
DOM: He’s such an angry man!

865
03:40:40,302 --> 03:40:40,867
(LAUGHTER)

866
03:40:40,867 --> 03:40:42,760
LEE: Shit!
DOM: (INAUDIBLE)

867
03:40:42,760 --> 03:40:43,942
LEE: Fucking shit!

868
03:40:44,142 --> 03:40:46,167
DOM: (INAUDIBLE)
(PUTS ON CHILDISH VOICE)

869
03:40:49,994 --> 03:40:52,003
DEENA: …the goodwill off
the back of something like that

870
03:40:52,003 --> 03:40:54,304
would be better press than
we could ever hope for.

871
03:40:56,088 --> 03:40:56,945
GRAHAM: That’s not bad.

872
03:40:57,449 --> 03:41:00,161
LUCAN: Is that ethical?
VIK: Missing person would be ideal.

873
03:41:00,361 --> 03:41:01,000
(AGREEMENT AROUND TABLE)

874
03:41:01,194 --> 03:41:03,250
GRAHAM: Missing person would be good.

875
03:41:03,250 --> 03:41:05,873
Facial recognition is probably the bit
we want to show off the most.

876
03:41:05,873 --> 03:41:07,856
OLADIPO: Physical recognition.
GRAHAM: Exactly.

877
03:41:07,856 --> 03:41:12,072
We’ve got a living body-language,
physical traits.

878
03:41:12,072 --> 03:41:16,684
The code dedicated just to
footfall, gait, gestures.

879
03:41:17,827 --> 03:41:20,317
She’ll recognise you even if you have
your back to her the whole time.

880
03:41:20,317 --> 03:41:24,355
GRAHAM: Seriously.
OLADIPO: It’s really good. Really good.

881
03:41:24,355 --> 03:41:27,385
You think of the way a dog
can pick up ascent

882
03:41:27,385 --> 03:41:29,361
from say a handkerchief or something -

883
03:41:29,865 --> 03:41:31,037
it smells it.

884
03:41:31,037 --> 03:41:33,356
The more data we let it smell
at the beginning,

885
03:41:33,356 --> 03:41:35,642
the better it can do at tracing people.

886
03:41:35,642 --> 03:41:37,774
We start with a photo -
it can pick up a face.

887
03:41:38,318 --> 03:41:41,813
Then we move to video and then start
to pick up physical attributes.

888
03:41:42,353 --> 03:41:44,854
It can also place you on a map as well -

889
03:41:45,054 --> 03:41:47,425
if we haven’t already got your GPS
from your phone or whatever –

890
03:41:47,425 --> 03:41:49,139
it will find you.

891
03:41:49,139 --> 03:41:51,835
Then we know where you were
and when and from that

892
03:41:51,835 --> 03:41:54,230
we can extrapolate more information –

893
03:41:54,230 --> 03:41:56,902
we can even look at
your online activity as well.

894
03:41:57,069 --> 03:41:59,367
GRAHAM: We’ve even got it
learning vocab, syntax,

895
03:41:59,367 --> 03:42:02,814
so it can assess if someone’s
written something.

896
03:42:03,522 --> 03:42:05,441
OLADIPO: That alone could work
against cybercrime.

897
03:42:06,057 --> 03:42:09,115
GRAHAM: Ways of finding you even if you
don’t have a face, so to speak.

898
03:42:09,115 --> 03:42:11,981
OLADIPO: It’s total transparency.

899
03:42:13,001 --> 03:42:15,689
FRANCIS: So it learns?
OLADIPO: Of course!

900
03:42:16,438 --> 03:42:20,340
FRANCIS: Christ. I think this is even
riskier territory, if you ask me.

901
03:42:20,340 --> 03:42:21,562
LUCAN: Err, I agree.

902
03:42:21,562 --> 03:42:23,776
LUCAN: Maybe we should hold on…
VIK: I’m going to hold on to it.

903
03:42:23,776 --> 03:42:26,768
I think it’s a solid idea to fall back on.
Yeah? I mean we won’t lead with it.

904
03:42:28,176 --> 03:42:29,943
(HE SIGHS)

905
03:42:36,034 --> 03:42:38,988
VIK: It would be a major PR coup.
Done right.

906
03:42:40,000 --> 03:42:41,292
GRAHAM: Uh huh.

907
03:42:42,276 --> 03:42:43,433
VIK: I’m just saying.

908
03:42:43,433 --> 03:42:46,368
FRANCIS: OK. Umm,
say that was the story that broke...

909
03:42:46,568 --> 03:42:47,577
(PHONE RINGS)

910
03:42:47,577 --> 03:42:48,697
FRANCIS: How would you feel about it?

911
03:42:48,697 --> 03:42:51,337
Would you trust it?
This robot police dog?

912
03:42:51,676 --> 03:42:55,240
Sniffing your Facebook or whatever.

913
03:42:55,440 --> 03:42:56,805
DEENA: Well, we trust it.

914
03:42:56,805 --> 03:42:58,632
FRANCIS: The man on the street.

915
03:42:58,632 --> 03:43:01,067
(LAURA’S PHONE STILL RINGING/VIBRATING)

916
03:43:01,684 --> 03:43:02,896
VIK: Laura?

917
03:43:03,853 --> 03:43:05,048
FRANCIS: Yeah. Would you trust it?

918
03:43:05,204 --> 03:43:05,832
(PHONE STILL RINGING/VIBRATING)

919
03:43:05,832 --> 03:43:07,957
LAURA: Huh? Umm…

920
03:43:07,957 --> 03:43:10,568
(PHONE STILL RINGING/VIBRATING)

921
03:43:11,665 --> 03:43:14,381
I’m so sorry.
I actually have to go and take this.

922
03:43:14,694 --> 03:43:17,446
(SIGHS AROUND THE TABLE)

923
03:43:18,806 --> 03:43:20,401
LAURA: Hello?

924
03:43:21,413 --> 03:43:26,413
(PHONE STILL RINGING)

925
03:43:40,079 --> 03:43:42,079
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

926
03:44:52,482 --> 03:44:57,482
(PHONE RINGS)

927
03:45:22,535 --> 03:45:24,529
EDDIE: Laura?
LAURA: Hey. Sorry.

928
03:45:24,529 --> 03:45:26,567
I know you’re sleeping,
but I just had to…

929
03:45:26,567 --> 03:45:29,109
EDDIE: What’s wrong?
LAURA: He called.

930
03:45:29,928 --> 03:45:31,242
EDDIE: ‘He called.’

931
03:45:33,473 --> 03:45:37,287
Richard? Richard called?

932
03:45:37,287 --> 03:45:39,786
LAURA: I think so.
EDDIE: Are you okay?

933
03:45:41,919 --> 03:45:44,492
LAURA: Sorry.
I keep bothering you with this.

934
03:45:44,492 --> 03:45:46,119
EDDIE: What did he say?
LAURA: Nothing.

935
03:45:46,319 --> 03:45:47,094
EDDIE: At all?

936
03:45:47,094 --> 03:45:49,195
LAURA: Nothing.
It could have been a pocket dial.

937
03:45:49,195 --> 03:45:52,378
It probably was, wasn’t it?
Sorry. I shouldn’t keep bothering you.

938
03:45:52,578 --> 03:45:56,183
EDDIE: It’s fine. It’s alright. Just…
What makes you think it was him?

939
03:45:56,977 --> 03:45:59,449
LAURA: Ah… err… (SHE HESITATES)

940
03:45:59,449 --> 03:46:00,579
EDDIE: Laura?

941
03:46:01,484 --> 03:46:03,142
LAURA: I still have his number.

942
03:46:04,504 --> 03:46:08,005
EDDIE: Jesus! OK.

943
03:46:08,339 --> 03:46:13,106
Laura. Please delete it.
(LAURA SIGHS) Trust me.

944
03:46:13,759 --> 03:46:18,176
Delete it and I promise I will tell you
about the night I spent in jail.

945
03:46:18,176 --> 03:46:21,567
OK? Just delete, delete, delete.

946
03:46:22,489 --> 03:46:24,585
LAURA: I want to call him.
EDDIE: Laura.

947
03:46:24,585 --> 03:46:26,180
LAURA: Just to tell him to leave me alone.

948
03:46:27,162 --> 03:46:29,787
I can’t - it’s just going to
hanging over me, isn’t it?
EDDIE: It is not your problem.

949
03:46:29,787 --> 03:46:34,002
I know how it feels, but, seriously –
trashcan the man.

950
03:46:34,263 --> 03:46:37,547
LAURA: Fuck.
EDDIE: What did Claire say? Before?

951
03:46:37,547 --> 03:46:40,030
LAURA: Oh, I dunno.
That the police were involved.

952
03:46:40,801 --> 03:46:42,916
EDDIE: OK. Take a deep breath.

953
03:46:43,116 --> 03:46:45,005
(SHE SIGHS)

954
03:46:45,005 --> 03:46:46,602
LAURA: I need a cigarette.

955
03:46:46,602 --> 03:46:48,114
EDDIE: I’d rather you did that
than call him back.

956
03:46:48,114 --> 03:46:50,133
LAURA: Even if I delete it - I’ll know it’s him.

957
03:46:50,133 --> 03:46:52,348
EDDIE: And if his arse
dialled your number by mistake –

958
03:46:52,348 --> 03:46:53,940
how’s it going to look if you call him back?

959
03:46:53,940 --> 03:46:57,055
LAURA: His ‘arse’ happens to dial my number
on the same day he goes missing?

960
03:46:57,055 --> 03:47:00,445
EDDIE: He’s not missing.
His wife doesn’t know where he is.

961
03:47:00,445 --> 03:47:02,867
That’s not missing. That’s marriage.

962
03:47:02,867 --> 03:47:04,794
LAURA: I’ll delete it.
EDDIE: Promise.

963
03:47:04,794 --> 03:47:05,968
LAURA: Sure.

964
03:47:06,661 --> 03:47:08,662
EDDIE: I’m not going to tell you about
the night I spent in jail.

965
03:47:08,662 --> 03:47:09,762
Not this time.

966
03:47:09,652 --> 03:47:11,035
LAURA: Dick.

967
03:47:10,926 --> 03:47:12,563
EDDIE: It involved a rickshaw.

968
03:47:14,935 --> 03:47:17,153
LAURA: Oh shit!
EDDIE: It’s gonna be OK.

969
03:47:17,153 --> 03:47:19,702
LAURA: No. It’s fucking up work.
EDDIE: Work can wait.

970
03:47:19,702 --> 03:47:23,434
LAURA: No, I need to get back.
EDDIE: If he calls again, just kill it.

971
03:47:23,434 --> 03:47:25,556
LAURA: I will. I’m sorry to keep on at you.

972
03:47:25,556 --> 03:47:28,423
EDDIE: It’s OK. Have a cigarette.
(LAURA LAUGHS) You have my blessing.

973
03:47:28,623 --> 03:47:31,595
LAURA: Bye.
EDDIE: Goodnight, goodnight.

974
03:47:32,485 --> 03:47:33,252
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

975
03:52:56,618 --> 03:52:57,901
VIK: We’re just taking a bit of a break.

976
03:52:57,901 --> 03:53:00,612
Can you show Mr. Moxham
where everything is, Laura?

977
03:53:00,883 --> 03:53:02,209
LAURA: Follow me.

978
03:53:03,760 --> 03:53:04,890
(GRAHAM LAUGHS)

979
03:53:04,890 --> 03:53:06,295
GRAHAM: Encouraged. (INAUDIBLE)

980
03:53:06,295 --> 03:53:08,400
DEENA: (INAUDIBLE)

1
00:27:28,928 --> 00:27:31,535
OLADIPO: ...probably in the next version.
They’d be patches.

2
00:27:31,535 --> 00:27:36,211
GRAHAM: Bug fixes. Updates.
That’s probably the first year.

3
00:27:36,211 --> 00:27:40,849
After that we’d go to new versions.
It all depends what the hardware is.

4
00:27:41,479 --> 00:27:43,008
OLADIPO: Like if you do go to drones.

5
00:27:43,008 --> 00:27:45,505
FRANCIS: Definitely keep that
off the table, please.

6
00:27:46,101 --> 00:27:47,778
That word. No.

7
00:27:47,778 --> 00:27:49,603
OLADIPO: Any next gen tech

8
00:27:49,603 --> 00:27:51,912
is going to need another go round
on the software front.

9
00:27:52,552 --> 00:27:54,742
LUCAN: Urgh! At what expense?

10
00:27:54,742 --> 00:27:58,163
VIK: Can we worry about money later?
Or not at all?

11
00:27:58,363 --> 00:27:59,249
(LUCAN SIGHS)

12
00:27:59,249 --> 00:28:01,314
LUCAN: I think we need a smaller pitch.

13
00:28:02,438 --> 00:28:03,659
DEENA: Francis -

14
00:28:03,659 --> 00:28:06,273
would you be happier if
we started smaller?

15
00:28:07,177 --> 00:28:10,153
Nobody builds the best razor
on the first model.

16
00:28:10,153 --> 00:28:12,976
They hold it back. They work up to it.

17
00:28:12,976 --> 00:28:17,218
We sell a simplified version
and update it

18
00:28:17,218 --> 00:28:19,732
and improve it until we’ve caught up
to where we are now.

19
00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:22,010
By then, we’ll have reached the next gen.

20
00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:24,852
And the Gov and everyone else
will be used to it.

21
00:28:25,178 --> 00:28:30,113
GRAHAM: We come in bit by bit. Stealthy.

22
00:28:30,807 --> 00:28:33,445
FRANCIS: Try to sound less creepy
when you say that.

23
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:34,642
(LAUGHTER)

24
00:28:34,642 --> 00:28:37,044
You make it sound like a coup.

25
00:28:37,795 --> 00:28:40,026
LUCAN: If you went with a smaller pitch
(LINE SLIGHTLY DISTORTED) - would that...

26
00:28:40,026 --> 00:28:42,731
VIK: Sorry, Luc. Can you speak up?
Can’t hear you…

27
00:28:42,731 --> 00:28:45,243
LAURA: Can’t… try and sort it Luc.

28
00:28:45,885 --> 00:28:47,234
VIK: Luc.

29
00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:51,728
DEENA: Going back
to the safety-net for a second.

30
00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:54,776
Too high profile, and we’re
undermining the police, I think.

31
00:28:54,976 --> 00:28:55,999
Would that play?

32
00:28:55,999 --> 00:28:57,760
VIK: We could find
a middle-ground, for now.

33
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,213
FRANCIS: But nothing too small
or insignificant.

34
00:29:01,413 --> 00:29:03,709
DEENA: It’s not a tool. It’s a system.

35
00:29:03,709 --> 00:29:05,071
I think it’s really important
that we get that across.

36
00:29:05,071 --> 00:29:08,546
I mean we haven’t even started
talking about the commercial applications.

37
00:29:08,546 --> 00:29:10,767
FRANCIS: That I can sell upwards.

38
00:29:11,481 --> 00:29:15,398
But people, the public –
they’re not gonna like that at all.

39
00:29:15,398 --> 00:29:18,065
That’s the bit
you have to be ‘stealthy’ with.

40
00:29:18,806 --> 00:29:21,099
GRAHAM: Do you want to wait
for your friend to come back on?

41
00:29:21,099 --> 00:29:24,717
VIK: No, no, no. We can crack on.
We’ve all got Saturdays to get back to.
I can fill Luc in when he gets here.

42
00:29:24,717 --> 00:29:27,683
DEENA: I think we’re nearly done, aren’t we?
VIK: I’d like to think so.

43
00:29:28,761 --> 00:29:30,716
DEENA: I know why you are nervous –

44
00:29:30,716 --> 00:29:33,178
but we’re not going to charge in
like the Americans did.

45
00:29:33,178 --> 00:29:35,851
(SHE LAUGHS)
It will be incremental. Piece-by-piece.

46
00:29:36,051 --> 00:29:38,953
OLADIPO: We already have the code
functioning as separate fundamentals.

47
00:29:38,953 --> 00:29:43,032
But these are limbs.
Ideally it uses them all, and freely.

48
00:29:44,234 --> 00:29:47,117
DEENA: It is a beautifully efficient system.

49
00:29:47,597 --> 00:29:51,959
It can find the uniqueness in anyone.
It can find you in a crowd of millions.

50
00:29:53,085 --> 00:29:54,543
LAURA: Francis?

51
00:29:56,275 --> 00:29:59,624
FRANCIS UNDECIDED: Yeah…
VIK: Oh cheers! Lovely! Cheers, Dom.

52
00:29:59,624 --> 00:30:02,262
Help yourselves everyone.
They’re not just for me.

53
00:30:02,262 --> 00:30:06,414
(CHATTER WHILST TAKING FOOD)

54
00:30:09,313 --> 00:30:11,539
DEENA: Would you use it? Laura?
LAURA: What?

55
00:30:12,028 --> 00:30:16,183
DEENA: Off the record.
Would you want this out there?

56
00:30:16,433 --> 00:30:18,774
LAURA: It can be used to find people.

57
00:30:18,774 --> 00:30:21,738
DEENA: I genuinely think,
once this launches,

58
00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:24,518
you will have far fewer
missing persons in this country.

59
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,226
The statistics will astound.

60
00:30:27,190 --> 00:30:30,521
LAURA: People hiding from the police?
People actively trying not to be found.

61
00:30:31,384 --> 00:30:33,634
DEENA: If anything, even easier.
No, really.

62
00:30:33,634 --> 00:30:36,855
If this is somebody that the police
have dealt with before,

63
00:30:36,855 --> 00:30:40,553
then we’ll have physical details,
known whereabouts -

64
00:30:40,553 --> 00:30:44,179
all of this as data,
without even going to interview.

65
00:30:44,179 --> 00:30:51,176
The system can start immediately.
It can start collating by height, by roots.

66
00:30:51,176 --> 00:30:55,428
I mean if you knew who you were looking for
you’d find them in a day I think.

67
00:30:55,428 --> 00:30:56,862
OLADIPO: Probably.

68
00:30:57,387 --> 00:31:00,426
LAURA: And it wouldn’t limit who
it worked on?

69
00:31:00,426 --> 00:31:04,798
It wouldn’t be for, you know, the good press -
the ones that make the news.

70
00:31:05,274 --> 00:31:07,961
DEENA: The system won’t discriminate.
It can’t.

71
00:31:08,632 --> 00:31:10,241
LAURA: Then yes.

72
00:31:10,241 --> 00:31:13,946
I think I would use it.
In fact I’d actively push that angle.

73
00:31:14,146 --> 00:31:20,268
If you were against it –
a system that was indiscriminate –

74
00:31:20,268 --> 00:31:22,503
then you’d have to wonder
what that agenda was…

75
00:31:22,503 --> 00:31:24,580
Why wouldn’t you want impartial police?

76
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,509
FRANCIS: That actually might work.

77
00:31:32,178 --> 00:31:34,008
VIK: So. Francis?

78
00:31:34,008 --> 00:31:36,208
You think you can take
any of this with you tonight?

79
00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:39,504
FRANCIS: Huh?
VIK: We can count on your support?

80
00:31:39,704 --> 00:31:43,171
FRANCIS: Well as Laura says.
If you’re not in favour of this.

81
00:31:43,171 --> 00:31:44,965
What have you got to hide?

82
00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:48,279
(VIK LAUGHS)

83
00:31:48,279 --> 00:31:52,319
VIK: Very well! Good! Umm...

84
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:57,232
Well, we’ll get Laura to properly
brief you and put together a doc.

85
00:31:57,232 --> 00:32:04,944
I think the long and the short of it is:
sell it as analysis, not observation.

86
00:32:04,944 --> 00:32:06,592
It’s not the same product in the press.

87
00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:08,380
FRANCIS: I think they’ll go for that.

88
00:32:08,380 --> 00:32:11,643
VIK: Laura and Deena
will put something together.

89
00:32:11,643 --> 00:32:13,745
DEENA: Did you not say that
Lee was gonna come back?

90
00:32:13,745 --> 00:32:16,681
VIK: No, no. He can look at, I think,
what we put together.

91
00:32:16,681 --> 00:32:18,934
We don’t need to recap
on your dime, do we?

92
00:32:21,594 --> 00:32:24,919
FRANCIS: Well. Nothing against you
or your offices but…

93
00:32:24,919 --> 00:32:28,494
VIK: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.
Well. Let’s wrap this up, then?

94
00:32:28,494 --> 00:32:30,432
DEENA: I’m happy. Graham?

95
00:32:30,432 --> 00:32:32,616
OLADIPO: So the talk about
a safety net...?

96
00:32:32,816 --> 00:32:34,885
DEENA: We’ll file that away for now.

97
00:32:34,885 --> 00:32:38,314
VIK: Okay. Well,
we need to fix on a name.

98
00:32:38,314 --> 00:32:40,957
Francis, we’ll email you what
we come up with,

99
00:32:40,957 --> 00:32:44,062
and then aim for a
debrief on your meeting on...?

100
00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:47,177
FRANCIS: We can talk on Monday.
VIK: Monday. Very good.

101
00:32:47,177 --> 00:32:49,346
I’ll filter to the rest of the guys

102
00:32:49,346 --> 00:32:52,354
and then and we’ll arrange
a follow-up meeting off the back
of whatever tonight delivers.

103
00:32:52,354 --> 00:32:55,698
I’ll get Laura to email specifics...That OK?

104
00:32:55,698 --> 00:33:00,718
FRANCIS: Right. Well, Graham,
Deena, everyone. Cheers.

105
00:33:00,718 --> 00:33:03,843
VIK: Cheers Francis.
Laura will see you out.

106
00:33:04,055 --> 00:33:06,125
FRANCIS: Oh. That’s fine. That’s okay.

107
00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:09,031
I know my way out.
Well I will be in touch.

108
00:33:22,290 --> 00:33:25,347
VIK: That went better than
anticipated, didn’t it?

109
00:33:25,347 --> 00:33:27,479
DEENA: That’s if he feeds back
to the others tonight.

110
00:33:27,479 --> 00:33:29,767
VIK: Oh, I think this morning
it was safe to say

111
00:33:29,767 --> 00:33:32,336
he probably would have
just gone in for the Prosecco

112
00:33:32,336 --> 00:33:35,176
and a bit of ‘How’s Marina and the children?’ -
and left us completely off the table.

113
00:33:35,376 --> 00:33:37,564
I’m more, more than happy with this.

114
00:33:38,155 --> 00:33:39,765
DEENA: We’ll see.

115
00:33:41,064 --> 00:33:42,745
VIK: So...Names?

116
00:33:43,310 --> 00:33:46,379
LAURA: I mean you have one don’t you.

117
00:33:46,579 --> 00:33:48,999
The product and you
should be indistinguishable.

118
00:33:48,999 --> 00:33:53,040
Facebook own Facebook.
That’s who you do business with.

119
00:33:55,820 --> 00:33:57,685
VIK: So SaturnEye for both.

120
00:33:57,685 --> 00:33:58,887
(LAURA LAUGHS)

121
00:33:58,887 --> 00:34:01,893
LAURA: Umm yeah.

122
00:34:02,789 --> 00:34:05,293
GRAHAM: What was Monitor One, then?

123
00:34:05,614 --> 00:34:08,149
LAURA: Facemash. The crap one.

124
00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:10,799
DEENA: That’s the one in the movie?

125
00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:11,984
LAURA LAUGHS: Yes.

126
00:34:11,984 --> 00:34:13,905
VIK: It works. It’s already cleared.
It won’t ever feel obsolete,

127
00:34:13,905 --> 00:34:17,283
if all you ever do is refine versions
of the same thing.

128
00:34:18,517 --> 00:34:20,460
DEENA: So we’re paying you
to give us our own name.

129
00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:22,237
(LAUGHTER)
We already have that.

130
00:34:22,437 --> 00:34:24,547
LAURA: I prefer it.

131
00:34:25,423 --> 00:34:27,211
GRAHAM: I’ve always liked it.
DEENA: Let’s do it then.

132
00:34:27,211 --> 00:34:29,961
VIK: Brilliant. Well that’s great!

133
00:34:29,961 --> 00:34:34,743
OK so that’s that, then.
Are we good? We’re all good?

134
00:34:35,616 --> 00:34:37,127
DEENA: Uh huh.
OLADIPO: Yep

135
00:34:37,127 --> 00:34:39,604
VIK: Absolutely. Right. Well.
Let’s wrap this up then.

136
00:34:39,604 --> 00:34:42,095
Let’s get a bit of our Saturday back.

137
00:34:42,095 --> 00:34:44,875
I’ll get Hannah to sort out
your expenses.

138
00:34:45,382 --> 00:34:47,692
OLADIPO: Guys, I’ve got to shoot off.
But I’ll catch up Monday, yeah?

139
00:34:47,692 --> 00:34:50,133
DEENA: Cheers, Olly.
GRAHAM: Bye.
OLADIPO: See you later, guys.

140
00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:57,262
VIK: Well, Deena.

141
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,723
As always - it’s been a pleasure.

142
00:34:58,723 --> 00:35:00,052
DEENA: Thanks for having us.

143
00:35:00,052 --> 00:35:02,035
VIK: Good luck with this baby and..
DEENA: ...that one.

144
00:35:02,035 --> 00:35:04,738
VIK: …that baby as well!
DEENA: Take care.
VIK: Yes Graham.

145
00:35:05,064 --> 00:35:09,246
GRAHAM MUMBLES WITH FOOD IN MOUTH:
Where’s good for lunch round here?

146
00:35:09,246 --> 00:35:11,833
(LAUGHTER)
VIK: Oh, the pub. The One Tun.
It’s always good.

147
00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:14,578
GRAHAM: Great.
VIK: Cheers guys. Thank you.

148
00:35:14,778 --> 00:35:17,388
Umm can you send in the others
on your way back?

149
00:35:17,388 --> 00:35:19,309
LAURA: Yes
VIK: Cheers.

150
00:38:27,676 --> 00:38:28,638
(CHATTER AS THEY ENTER MEETING ROOM)

151
00:38:28,638 --> 00:38:31,183
VIK: Come in, come in, come in.
Get a seat. Grab a seat.

152
00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:33,952
DOM: Ahh! Donuts!

153
00:38:34,152 --> 00:38:35,048
(AMANDA LAUGHS)

154
00:38:35,048 --> 00:38:36,106
LEE: What’s that one?

155
00:38:36,106 --> 00:38:38,589
VIK: I dunno.
It’s like vanilla or custard?

156
00:38:39,177 --> 00:38:41,285
DOM: It’s Toffee, I think.
VIK: Toffee.

157
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:42,370
LEE: I fucking hate Toffee.

158
00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:44,243
(VIK AND DOM SMIRK)
(VICK LICKS HIS FINGERS)

159
00:38:44,243 --> 00:38:48,646
VIK: Right. Well. Just wanted to
say thanks, again.

160
00:38:48,646 --> 00:38:49,782
You might not think it,

161
00:38:49,782 --> 00:38:53,974
but it all helped today
and it showed how committed we are.

162
00:38:53,974 --> 00:38:56,326
I think the meeting went well.
Right, Laura?

163
00:38:56,473 --> 00:38:57,875
LAURA QUIETLY: Yeah

164
00:38:57,875 --> 00:39:02,111
VIK: Francis is on board.
Fully on board, which is great news.

165
00:39:02,311 --> 00:39:03,909
He’s going to bat for us now with
the Bullingdon set.

166
00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:07,268
Nudge them our way.
We play cupid with SaturnEye.

167
00:39:07,268 --> 00:39:11,070
They have golden babies or eggs

168
00:39:11,070 --> 00:39:12,833
or however this metaphor works.

169
00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:17,964
So for Monday, by end of play,
we need the presentation rolling.

170
00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:19,897
Laura’s going to write up the notes

171
00:39:19,897 --> 00:39:23,478
and then I need you, Lee, and you, Dom,
to get back over to SaturnEye

172
00:39:23,478 --> 00:39:27,771
and really by end of Tuesday
have someone filming a promo.

173
00:39:27,971 --> 00:39:29,848
This all needs to be done
by the end of the week and by that

174
00:39:29,848 --> 00:39:32,014
I mean they need to have seen it.

175
00:39:32,014 --> 00:39:34,306
DOM: I’ve actually got a dentist
appointment on Tuesday afternoon.

176
00:39:34,306 --> 00:39:36,786
VIK: No. No you don’t. This comes first.

177
00:39:36,786 --> 00:39:38,928
That goes for everyone. Okay?

178
00:39:39,575 --> 00:39:44,993
But right now I need a drink.
So I’m gonna pay for the full day,

179
00:39:44,993 --> 00:39:47,847
like I said,
but feel free to down your tools

180
00:39:47,847 --> 00:39:49,959
and come and join me for a quick one. Yeah?

181
00:39:49,959 --> 00:39:52,380
VIK: Oh, oh, oh!
And a big hand for Laura,

182
00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:55,391
who pretty much swung it
with Francis today.

183
00:39:55,391 --> 00:39:57,472
(APPLAUSE)
Well done, Great work, Kit-Kat.

184
00:39:57,672 --> 00:39:59,861
(LEE CLAPPING SLOWLY)

185
00:39:59,861 --> 00:40:01,994
(SLAPS PALMS AGAINST TABLE)
LEE: Pint.

186
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:07,239
VIK: I’m not lying when I think I say
this could really put us on the map.

187
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,740
Big bacon on this one.
So, let’s keep it up, yeah.

188
00:40:11,114 --> 00:40:12,681
Right. Come on.

189
00:40:12,681 --> 00:40:14,649
LAURA: Vik. Can I have a word?

190
00:40:14,649 --> 00:40:17,831
VIK: Yeah, yeah, of course.
I’ll see you over there.

191
00:40:22,150 --> 00:40:23,390
VIK: I think he’s left this on.

192
00:40:27,311 --> 00:40:30,151
VIK: Err… well,
I suppose he’s gone.

193
00:40:32,514 --> 00:40:34,267
VIK: Is that off? That’s off.

194
00:40:35,081 --> 00:40:37,650
LAURA: Vik.
VIK: First of all - well played!

195
00:40:37,650 --> 00:40:40,948
He turned right around didn’t he?
(HE CHUCKLES)
What did you say to him?

196
00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:42,829
LAURA: I… fucked up.

197
00:40:43,070 --> 00:40:44,341
VIK: Laura, that was a coup!

198
00:40:44,905 --> 00:40:46,711
You must have worked a right
charm on him then.

199
00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:49,813
I mean, I don’t want to count
my eggs or anything,

200
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but that felt positive, right?

201
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:54,322
Felt like we’d won him round.
You’d won him round.

202
00:40:54,322 --> 00:40:58,750
LAURA: Vik! I fucked up. It’s not like that.

203
00:40:59,738 --> 00:41:01,834
VIK: Well, If it’s Lucan, don’t worry.

204
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,851
I’ll cover you on that one. Don’t worry.

205
00:41:03,851 --> 00:41:05,665
LAURA: Francis...

206
00:41:06,770 --> 00:41:08,656
Francis touched me.

207
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:11,134
VIK: What?!

208
00:41:10,701 --> 00:41:12,556
LAURA: While we were smoking.

209
00:41:12,756 --> 00:41:15,572
VIK: How?
LAURA: Jesus, Vik!

210
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:19,787
VIK: No, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry…
I mean... Jesus.

211
00:41:20,223 --> 00:41:22,346
Are you okay? Have you told anyone?

212
00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:25,323
LAURA: No. But…
VIK: Did anyone see?

213
00:41:25,323 --> 00:41:29,790
LAURA: Vik, I told him.
if he didn’t support the proposal,

214
00:41:30,441 --> 00:41:31,816
I’d tell the police.

215
00:41:34,046 --> 00:41:36,833
VIK: Fuck! Jesus, Laura.
You’ve seen the emails!

216
00:41:36,833 --> 00:41:40,723
You’ve seen them!
You know how badly we need this!

217
00:41:43,233 --> 00:41:47,503
LAURA: I know. I know.
But I can’t just sit on it. Can I?

218
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:53,452
Do we even need to go via him?
Do we even need Francis on board anymore?

219
00:41:53,632 --> 00:41:55,132
VIK: What?...

220
00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:58,196
No. No, no, no, no. Wait.

221
00:41:58,196 --> 00:42:00,262
LAURA: Vik.
VIK: You blackmailed him, Laura!

222
00:42:00,262 --> 00:42:01,600
You can’t just…!

223
00:42:02,625 --> 00:42:05,091
What did you say?
What did you say, exactly?

224
00:42:05,091 --> 00:42:08,091
LAURA: It doesn’t… I told him: It’s on camera.

225
00:42:08,091 --> 00:42:10,430
He needs to go back in there
and play nice,

226
00:42:10,430 --> 00:42:13,982
or I tell security what to look for
and we talk it through with the police.

227
00:42:14,995 --> 00:42:17,166
VIK: Is it? On camera?

228
00:42:18,824 --> 00:42:21,225
LAURA: I think so.
We were outside, smoking.

229
00:42:21,899 --> 00:42:24,369
VIK: Then David saw?
LAURA: It’s David, Vik.

230
00:42:24,369 --> 00:42:27,030
He’s reading Bravo Two Zero
if he’s not asleep.

231
00:42:27,455 --> 00:42:29,455
VIK: Right.

232
00:42:29,704 --> 00:42:31,704
LAURA: So...

233
00:42:33,139 --> 00:42:35,751
VIK: I can’t risk you
getting into trouble for this.

234
00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:39,317
LAURA: Me?
VIK: Yes. You. You blackmailed him.

235
00:42:39,317 --> 00:42:42,652
LAURA: No, but that’s…
VIK: That is exactly it, Laura.

236
00:42:42,652 --> 00:42:45,193
You should have come to me immediately.

237
00:42:45,193 --> 00:42:47,995
There’s protocols. It doesn’t stand up!

238
00:42:47,995 --> 00:42:49,907
It clearly can’t have bothered you,

239
00:42:49,907 --> 00:42:54,078
because you used it against him!
So what’s the angle?

240
00:42:55,762 --> 00:42:58,474
LAURA: It didn’t bother me?
VIK: I’m saying how it would look.

241
00:42:58,698 --> 00:43:01,472
Trust me. I’m trying to look out for you here.

242
00:43:05,087 --> 00:43:09,061
LAURA: I’m sorry.
Vik, I was angry at him.

243
00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:13,979
VIK: I totally understand.
And I totally appreciate…

244
00:43:14,965 --> 00:43:18,691
I totally appreciate what
you tried to do for us. It was sharp.

245
00:43:18,691 --> 00:43:21,763
I know you want to go far with us.
Take what chances you can get.

246
00:43:23,416 --> 00:43:25,416
You don’t want to end up like Sabrina!

247
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,321
LAURA: That’s not… What!

248
00:43:28,321 --> 00:43:30,246
You make it sound like I did it
on purpose.

249
00:43:30,446 --> 00:43:32,658
VIK: No. No-one is saying that.

250
00:43:33,811 --> 00:43:35,896
LAURA: I don’t know if I can work
with him again.

251
00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:38,509
VIK: We’ll figure something out.

252
00:43:41,379 --> 00:43:42,820
LAURA: What should I do?

253
00:43:43,442 --> 00:43:47,319
VIK: So, umm… play it out.

254
00:43:48,005 --> 00:43:49,650
LAURA: Really?

255
00:43:51,010 --> 00:43:52,452
(HE SHUFFLES PAPERS)

256
00:43:52,452 --> 00:43:54,652
VIK: Hold it over him. Huh?

257
00:43:54,652 --> 00:43:57,295
It’s better than what?!

258
00:43:57,295 --> 00:44:01,312
You going to the police
and getting yourself
in as much trouble? Huh?

259
00:44:03,529 --> 00:44:07,288
Okay. At least until Monday. Okay?

260
00:44:07,288 --> 00:44:10,282
Then we can talk to
Hannah and ‘Manda.

261
00:44:10,282 --> 00:44:12,759
Find out… find out what’s the legal?

262
00:44:12,759 --> 00:44:16,944
(HE CHUCKLES)
What’s the HR? What’s the plan?

263
00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:20,523
Are you okay?

264
00:44:21,848 --> 00:44:23,484
LAURA: I… I guess.

265
00:44:23,684 --> 00:44:26,661
VIK: Do you want me to
hand this back to Lee?
Give you the day off?

266
00:44:26,811 --> 00:44:30,393
LAURA: No. No.
I’ll write up the notes. I’m on it.

267
00:44:30,393 --> 00:44:32,048
VIK: You sure?
LAURA: Yeah.

268
00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:36,313
VIK: Okay. Okay, come over

269
00:44:36,313 --> 00:44:38,459
and have a drink when you are ready.
You’ve earned it.

270
00:44:40,384 --> 00:44:41,788
Take your time...

271
00:44:42,718 --> 00:44:45,656
Talk to me if you need to.
LAURA: I need to get on.

272
00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:48,720
VIK: Okay. Okay,
I’ll be across the street.

273
00:53:05,190 --> 00:53:10,190
(PHONE RINGS)

274
00:53:13,337 --> 00:53:15,994
JESS: Cor blimey, guv’nor!
(SHE LAUGHS)

275
00:53:15,994 --> 00:53:17,888
LAURA: Hey. I’m running late, yeah?

276
00:53:17,888 --> 00:53:19,578
So do you wanna just go straight to Mel’s
and I’ll meet you there?

277
00:53:19,578 --> 00:53:22,267
JESS: I can wait around.
LAURA: I’m going to be ages. Sorry. It’s work.

278
00:53:22,267 --> 00:53:24,113
Mel’s in. She’ll expect you so…

279
00:53:24,113 --> 00:53:28,385
JESS: She’ll wish me a happy birthday?
LAURA: Yeah. That. Look. I’m sorry.

280
00:53:28,385 --> 00:53:29,920
I need to get on.

281
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,158
But once I’m out of here,
I’m all yours, yeah?

282
00:53:32,786 --> 00:53:35,458
It’ll be your day. Have you eaten?

283
00:53:36,393 --> 00:53:37,384
JESS: Percy Pigs.

284
00:53:37,384 --> 00:53:39,869
LAURA: Yeah knew it.
Grab a Pret but nothing too big.

285
00:53:39,869 --> 00:53:42,806
JESS: Yeah. Sure, ‘mum’.
How do I get to Mel’s, then?

286
00:53:42,806 --> 00:53:44,910
LAURA: You need to get the underground –
you’re gonna get the Northern Line

287
00:53:44,910 --> 00:53:46,661
and you’re gonna change…

288
00:53:46,861 --> 00:53:47,625
JESS: Is there a bus?

289
00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:50,218
LAURA: You wanna get a bus?
JESS: Well the Tube is gross.
LAURA: The bus is pretty gross too.

290
00:53:50,218 --> 00:53:53,246
JESS: I’ll look it up on my phone.
LAURA: I’ll text you the routes and stuff.
You need the 205.

291
00:53:53,246 --> 00:53:56,943
JESS: I’ll do it on the phone.
LAURA: Okay. Just keep in touch, yeah?
You’ve got an Oyster? Money?

292
00:53:56,943 --> 00:53:59,868
JESS: Yes! It’s my sixteenth birthday,
Lau. Not my fifth.

293
00:53:59,868 --> 00:54:03,080
LAURA: Call me or Mel if you get stuck.
And knock loudly when you get there.

294
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:05,855
JESS: The Queen lives in Big Ben, right?

295
00:54:05,855 --> 00:54:08,166
Which stop is that?
Is that Elephant and Castle?

296
00:54:08,166 --> 00:54:08,964
(LAURA LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)

297
00:54:08,964 --> 00:54:11,030
LAURA: I’ll see you soon. Bye.
JESS: Bye!

298
00:54:11,247 --> 00:54:12,475
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

299
00:59:44,429 --> 00:59:50,076
(PHONE RINGS)

300
00:59:50,076 --> 00:59:51,856
(BACKGROUND CHATTER FROM BAR)
LAURA: Hey. Is Lee there?

301
00:59:51,856 --> 00:59:52,965
HANNAH: Yeah. Why?

302
00:59:52,965 --> 00:59:54,738
LAURA: Twitter. Have a look.

303
00:59:55,295 --> 00:59:56,295
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

304
01:17:59,712 --> 01:18:04,445
(PHONE RINGS)

305
01:18:09,537 --> 01:18:10,851
(BACKGROUND CHATTER FROM BAR)
LAURA: Hey.

306
01:18:10,851 --> 01:18:12,999
LUCAN: I’m at the office.
Where are you?

307
01:18:12,999 --> 01:18:15,441
LAURA: I’ll come over.
Give me a second.

308
01:18:15,772 --> 01:18:16,978
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

309
01:25:17,981 --> 01:25:22,981
(PHONE RINGS)

310
01:25:57,143 --> 01:25:59,886
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

311
01:25:59,886 --> 01:26:01,630
but please leave a message after the beep.

312
01:26:01,830 --> 01:26:02,722
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

313
01:26:02,722 --> 01:26:07,088
FRANCIS: Laura, I umm…
I just wanted err…

314
01:26:07,088 --> 01:26:10,567
I felt I should umm... (HE SIGHS)

315
01:26:13,490 --> 01:26:14,490
(HE HANGS UP)

316
01:29:14,858 --> 01:29:16,745
VOICEMAIL: You have one message.

317
01:29:16,745 --> 01:29:17,434
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

318
01:29:17,434 --> 01:29:21,066
FRANCIS: Laura, I umm…
I just wanted err…

319
01:29:21,066 --> 01:29:24,550
I felt I should umm... (HE SIGHS)

320
01:29:25,757 --> 01:29:26,750
(HE HANGS UP)

321
01:47:06,414 --> 01:47:11,414
(PHONE RINGS)

322
01:47:15,279 --> 01:47:17,824
JACOB GROANS: You alright?

323
01:47:18,024 --> 01:47:21,129
LAURA: Hey. Did I wake you?
JACOB: No?

324
01:47:21,129 --> 01:47:24,743
LAURA: Liar.
JACOB: You okay?

325
01:47:24,743 --> 01:47:30,464
LAURA: Yeah. Work. Simon.
It’s been a long day.

326
01:47:30,464 --> 01:47:32,914
JACOB: Still there?
LAURA: Yep.

327
01:47:33,539 --> 01:47:35,635
JACOB: But we’re still seeing your sister?

328
01:47:35,635 --> 01:47:38,488
LAURA: Yeah. Yeah.
I’ll pick her up in a bit. She’s with Mel.

329
01:47:39,303 --> 01:47:40,656
JACOB: Just us taking her out, though?

330
01:47:41,470 --> 01:47:42,783
LAURA: Just us.

331
01:47:43,745 --> 01:47:44,796
JACOB: Do you need me to speak
to Simon again?

332
01:47:44,796 --> 01:47:46,865
LAURA: No. No...don’t.

333
01:47:48,829 --> 01:47:50,428
JACOB: It won’t be for long.

334
01:47:50,428 --> 01:47:51,691
LAURA: I know.

335
01:47:51,691 --> 01:47:55,234
JACOB: And now I’m taking over from Ray -
y’know - this time next year...

336
01:47:56,361 --> 01:47:58,895
LAURA: What?
JACOB: Property ladder.

337
01:48:00,159 --> 01:48:02,927
Depends what I’ve got left
after the Lambo.

338
01:48:02,927 --> 01:48:04,077
(HE LAUGHS)

339
01:48:07,024 --> 01:48:08,495
Laura?

340
01:48:11,079 --> 01:48:13,694
LAURA: Sorry. Trying to
get work done.

341
01:48:14,534 --> 01:48:16,690
I’ll give you a bell
when we’re setting off.

342
01:48:16,890 --> 01:48:18,372
JACOB: Okay.

343
01:48:18,882 --> 01:48:22,992
LAURA: Cool...See you later.
JACOB: Later.

344
01:48:22,992 --> 01:48:24,320
LAURA: Don’t go back to sleep.

345
01:48:24,320 --> 01:48:27,326
JACOB: Who? Me?
LAURA: See ya.

346
01:48:27,526 --> 01:48:29,196
JACOB: Sweet dreams.

347
01:48:29,907 --> 01:48:30,944
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

348
01:51:35,449 --> 01:51:40,449
(PHONE RINGS)

349
01:52:14,279 --> 01:52:16,852
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

350
01:52:16,852 --> 01:52:18,938
but please leave a message after the beep.

351
01:52:19,113 --> 01:52:19,932
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

352
01:52:20,479 --> 01:52:23,436
CLAIRE: Hi. Just calling to see
if you’ve heard anything.

353
01:52:23,436 --> 01:52:25,010
Call me back. Please.

354
02:22:40,036 --> 02:22:42,787
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

355
02:22:42,787 --> 02:22:44,641
but please leave a message after the beep.

356
02:22:44,755 --> 02:22:45,442
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

357
02:22:46,279 --> 02:22:50,184
MUM: Hey, love. Just checking
to see if Jess arrived okay –

358
02:22:50,184 --> 02:22:51,787
I thought you were gonna give me
a call but anyway…

359
02:22:51,787 --> 02:22:54,133
Trev and I we’re off out now,

360
02:22:54,133 --> 02:22:57,384
so you might not catch me now
until tomorrow.

361
02:22:57,384 --> 02:22:58,355
(SHE LAUGHS)

362
02:22:58,355 --> 02:23:00,535
That’s all really. Okay?

363
02:23:00,535 --> 02:23:02,167
Alright, love you.

364
02:44:01,726 --> 02:44:04,310
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

365
02:44:04,310 --> 02:44:06,115
but please leave a message after the beep.

366
02:44:06,115 --> 02:44:07,189
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

367
02:44:08,440 --> 02:44:13,024
(POLICE SIREN IN BACKGROUND)
JESS: Hey. Ummm. Sort of think I’m lost. Call me.

368
02:49:41,596 --> 02:49:51,596
(BACKGROUND NOISE FROM LIFT)

369
02:50:42,478 --> 02:50:52,478
(BACKGROUND NOISE FROM LIFT)

370
02:51:38,306 --> 02:51:48,306
(BACKGROUND NOISE FROM LIFT)

371
02:51:57,109 --> 02:51:58,260
ENGINEER RADIO: Hello, David…

372
02:54:02,472 --> 02:54:04,732
VOICEMAIL: You have three messages.

373
02:54:04,732 --> 02:54:05,593
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

374
02:54:05,793 --> 02:54:08,207
CLAIRE: Hi. Just calling to see
if you’ve heard anything.

375
02:54:08,863 --> 02:54:10,673
Call me back. Please.

376
02:54:12,137 --> 02:54:13,042
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

377
02:54:13,469 --> 02:54:17,240
MUM: Hey, love. Just checking
to see if Jess arrived okay –

378
02:54:17,240 --> 02:54:18,976
I thought you were
gonna give me a call but anyway…

379
02:54:18,976 --> 02:54:21,382
Trev and I we’re off out now,

380
02:54:21,382 --> 02:54:24,529
so you might not catch me now
until tomorrow.

381
02:54:24,529 --> 02:54:25,460
(SHE LAUGHS)

382
02:54:25,460 --> 02:54:27,235
That’s all really. Okay?

383
02:54:28,028 --> 02:54:29,421
Alright, love you.

384
02:54:29,421 --> 02:54:30,327
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

385
02:54:30,686 --> 02:54:36,588
(POLICE SIREN IN BACKGROUND)
JESS: Hey. Ummm. Sort of think I’m lost. Call me.

386
03:09:46,511 --> 03:09:51,511
(PHONE RINGS)

387
03:10:22,447 --> 03:10:25,002
LAURA: Hey Jess.
JESS SUBDUED: Yeah. Hi.

388
03:10:25,002 --> 03:10:26,529
LAURA: Ready to have some fun?

389
03:10:27,166 --> 03:10:30,063
I’m just leaving work so
will be with you in twenty minutes.

390
03:10:30,063 --> 03:10:35,563
Oh, actually, hang on… Right, umm,
part one of mega fun Saturday -

391
03:10:35,563 --> 03:10:38,184
in ten minutes a black cab
will be outside Mel’s

392
03:10:38,184 --> 03:10:41,752
and take you to a mystery
destination where I will be waiting.

393
03:10:41,752 --> 03:10:43,128
JESS: What?

394
03:10:43,128 --> 03:10:47,585
LAURA: Black cab. Mystery location.
Big sister. Wine. Sound fun?

395
03:10:47,815 --> 03:10:48,674
JESS: Maybe.

396
03:10:48,674 --> 03:10:51,211
LAURA: Cool! I’ll see you there
in twenty minutes.

397
03:10:52,533 --> 03:10:53,780
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

398
03:22:57,112 --> 03:23:01,364
(PHONE RINGS)

399
03:23:12,030 --> 03:23:16,228
LAURA: Hey.
JACOB: Hey. All good? All done?

400
03:23:16,428 --> 03:23:17,395
LAURA: Yep.

401
03:23:18,255 --> 03:23:20,337
JACOB: I feel fucked.
How’s your hangover?

402
03:23:20,337 --> 03:23:21,759
LAURA: Yeah.

403
03:23:22,596 --> 03:23:25,331
JACOB: You sound weird,
is everything okay?

404
03:23:25,635 --> 03:23:31,055
LAURA: Sorry. Yeah. It’s just...
kinda fucked off Jess, I think.

405
03:23:31,055 --> 03:23:32,992
JACOB: I’m sure you haven’t.

406
03:23:34,541 --> 03:23:36,143
LAURA: Can you do me a favour?

407
03:23:36,731 --> 03:23:38,042
JACOB: Yeah, sure.

408
03:23:38,042 --> 03:23:42,194
LAURA: Can you just on the way
to the restaurant pick me up a present.

409
03:23:42,900 --> 03:23:44,588
I’ve left everything at the flat

410
03:23:44,588 --> 03:23:46,585
and I don’t want her to think
I haven’t got her anything.

411
03:23:47,638 --> 03:23:49,736
CAB DRIVER: Sorry luv,
the road up ahead is blocked.

412
03:23:49,736 --> 03:23:51,129
We’re gonna have to take a detour.

413
03:23:51,129 --> 03:23:53,590
Probably gonna add about
twenty minutes to this journey.
LAURA: What?!

414
03:23:53,590 --> 03:23:55,043
(TO JACOB) Hang on a sec
What?!

415
03:23:55,043 --> 03:23:58,137
CAB DRIVER: Some cyclist has come off
her bike up ahead…

416
03:23:58,137 --> 03:24:00,192
the road’s blocked off.

417
03:24:00,192 --> 03:24:02,862
I think it’s gonna take about
half an hour longer…(LAURA STUTTERS)

418
03:24:03,302 --> 03:24:04,898
JACOB: Laura are you still there?

419
03:24:04,898 --> 03:24:07,156
LAURA:  (TO JACOB) Hang on.
Is there no other way you can go?

420
03:24:07,156 --> 03:24:09,533
CAB DRIVER: I don’t know,
we’re on a one-way street. (LAURA SIGHS)

421
03:24:09,533 --> 03:24:11,546
There’s no room for turning…
I can check up ahead…
LAURA: (TO JACOB) Yeah, sorry

422
03:24:11,546 --> 03:24:13,684
CAB DRIVER: …it’s difficult around
this side of town

423
03:24:13,884 --> 03:24:15,929
JACOB: Hello.
LAURA: Yeah.

424
03:24:16,129 --> 03:24:20,458
(CAB DRIVER CONTINUES TALKING IN BACKGROUND)

425
03:24:21,642 --> 03:24:26,469
LAURA: Sorry… So you can pick me up
something on the way to the thing?

426
03:24:27,018 --> 03:24:27,844
JACOB: Yeah.

427
03:24:29,461 --> 03:24:32,295
LAURA: Okay. Umm… thanks.

428
03:24:34,029 --> 03:24:35,259
(GUNFIRE FROM COMPUTER GAME)

429
03:24:35,459 --> 03:24:37,934
Are you playing Call of Duty?
You know how much that fucks me off.

430
03:24:37,934 --> 03:24:39,500
JACOB: Err...

431
03:24:40,917 --> 03:24:44,863
LAURA: Sorry, fuck, I just...

432
03:24:45,375 --> 03:24:46,671
JACOB: Do you want me to bring
anything else?

433
03:24:46,671 --> 03:24:50,006
Maybe a little pick me up after
a hard day at work.

434
03:24:50,624 --> 03:24:51,800
LAURA: What?!

435
03:24:52,471 --> 03:24:53,608
JACOB: I was just…

436
03:24:53,608 --> 03:24:55,480
LAURA: Jake what?!
It’s my sister’s birthday!

437
03:24:56,812 --> 03:25:00,472
JACOB: I just thought maybe,
you know, it just might…
LAURA: No!

438
03:25:01,550 --> 03:25:02,496
JACOB: Okay.

439
03:25:04,937 --> 03:25:05,966
(LAURA SIGHS)

440
03:25:05,966 --> 03:25:08,050
LAURA: Look I’ll just see you
at the thing, okay?

441
03:25:08,050 --> 03:25:09,521
LAURA SUBDUED: Alright.

442
03:25:11,846 --> 03:25:13,346
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

443
03:35:29,364 --> 03:35:31,181
MALE: So are we going to do it, yeah?

444
03:35:31,181 --> 03:35:33,046
FEMALE: Thank you very much, Peter.

445
03:35:33,046 --> 03:35:36,516
MALE: We’re going to go on here…
London Eye! Woooo!

446
03:35:36,516 --> 03:35:38,663
FEMALE: London Eye!

447
03:35:38,663 --> 03:35:40,382
(HE LAUGHS)

448
03:35:40,382 --> 03:35:41,782
Come on we should head out and…

449
03:46:51,364 --> 03:46:55,050
LAURA: Oh look. What’s that? Stand there.

450
03:46:56,442 --> 03:46:58,053
Come get in. Hang on.

451
03:46:58,053 --> 03:47:01,129
(INAUDIBLE) so the boat’s behind you.

452
03:47:02,815 --> 03:47:05,868
Smile! Say “it’s my birthday!”

453
03:47:09,376 --> 03:47:12,065
MALE: Whooaa!

454
03:47:12,897 --> 03:47:15,029
LAURA: You what? Oh that’s hilarious.

455
03:47:15,029 --> 03:47:16,824
It looks like boat is genuinely
creeping up on you.

456
03:47:16,824 --> 03:47:17,801
(SHE LAUGHS)

457
03:47:20,931 --> 03:47:23,028
MALE: We should go on the London Eye.
After this.

458
03:47:23,028 --> 03:47:25,156
FEMALE: We should.
We should have gone on today.

459
03:47:25,156 --> 03:47:28,236
MALE: Yeah. Lucky it’s got sunny.

460
03:47:28,236 --> 03:47:32,129
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS)

461
03:47:40,088 --> 03:47:41,440
(LAURA LAUGH)
LAURA: See…

462
03:48:11,951 --> 03:48:13,353
MALE: No? I wanna go on it though.

463
03:48:13,353 --> 03:48:17,364
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS)

464
03:48:39,218 --> 03:48:40,208
MALE: Smile babes.

465
03:48:40,208 --> 03:48:42,236
(THEY LAUGH)

466
03:48:44,937 --> 03:48:46,849
MALE: Oh look there’s
the new people coming on.

467
03:48:48,661 --> 03:48:51,656
FEMALE: There’s not very many.
MALE: No, it’s quite quiet today, innit?

468
03:48:55,000 --> 03:48:59,820
LAURA: Oh no it’s on here.
Isn’t it good, yeah?

469
03:48:59,820 --> 03:49:04,776
They only say that
to make you feel better (INAUDIBLE)

470
03:49:04,776 --> 03:49:06,089
(SHE LAUGHS)

471
03:50:13,267 --> 03:50:15,208
LAURA:  …pushing in front of people…

472
03:50:15,790 --> 03:50:16,963
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS)

473
03:50:20,364 --> 03:50:22,542
MALE: Just mind the step as
you’re boarding please.

474
03:51:25,364 --> 03:51:28,523
LAURA: (INAUDIBLE)

475
03:55:59,364 --> 03:56:01,751
LAURA: (INAUDIBLE)

476
03:56:01,751 --> 03:56:04,551
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS)

477
03:56:15,364 --> 03:56:17,258
LAURA: (INAUDIBLE)

478
03:56:17,258 --> 03:56:19,003
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS)

479
03:56:23,364 --> 03:56:27,512
(LAUGHTER
(INAUDIBLE)

480
03:56:41,183 --> 03:56:42,996
(LAURA LAUGHS IN BACKGROUND)
MALE: Where we off to babe?

481
03:56:43,355 --> 03:56:45,878
FEMALE: I don’t actually know!
MALE: You don’t know!

482
03:56:45,878 --> 03:56:46,708
(SHE LAUGHS)

483
03:56:46,708 --> 03:56:48,687
Tower Pier… err Tower of London.

484
03:56:50,364 --> 03:56:53,147
FEMALE: Are we turning round?
MALE: Yeah I think we turned round.

485
03:57:01,263 --> 03:57:02,938
MALE: Off we go.

486
03:57:04,143 --> 03:57:05,932
(INAUDIBLE)

487
03:57:24,364 --> 03:57:28,064
(INAUDIBLE)

488
03:57:42,029 --> 03:57:44,211
(INAUDIBLE)

489
03:57:57,564 --> 03:57:59,657
MALE TOUR GUIDE: Okay good morning once again…

490
03:58:26,027 --> 03:58:29,579
TOUR GUIDE: …and we have life rafts,
life jackets all clearly seen around you.

491
03:58:29,579 --> 03:58:32,643
In the very unlikely event of…

492
03:59:28,836 --> 03:59:33,749
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS AND ANNOUNCEMENTS)

1
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(BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS
AND ANNOUNCEMENTS)

2
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TOUR GUIDE: …we have the Houses of Parliament…

3
00:00:48,655 --> 00:00:50,196
TOUR GUIDE: …to our British Government.

4
00:00:50,939 --> 00:00:55,887
Now hands up those of you
who can see Big Ben.

5
00:00:55,887 --> 00:00:58,019
(CAMERAMAN LAUGHS)

6
00:00:58,019 --> 00:01:01,623
(LAURA AND JESS INAUDIBLE)

7
00:01:01,823 --> 00:01:04,493
And if you kept your hands down
you were right, okay?

8
00:01:04,493 --> 00:01:06,988
It was a bit of a trick question,
a bit unfair really,

9
00:01:06,988 --> 00:01:09,928
because nobody can see Big Ben at all.

10
00:01:10,555 --> 00:01:13,882
Big Ben is in fact the bell, okay?

11
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TOUR GUIDE: Inside the clock tower…

12
00:01:19,838 --> 00:01:21,483
TOUR GUIDE: …chimes on the hour

13
00:01:21,483 --> 00:01:24,073
and the hour only.
(LAURA AND JESS LAUGH)

14
00:01:24,073 --> 00:01:26,334
There are some more bells
inside the tower.

15
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You may have heard them at half past –
these are the Westminster chimes.

16
00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:32,411
They comprise…

17
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TOUR GUIDE: …the quarter to mark as well

18
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and also just
before the hour mark of Big Ben.

19
00:02:15,441 --> 00:02:18,592
TOUR GUIDE: …MOD – The Ministry of Defence.

20
00:02:23,190 --> 00:02:25,714
TOUR GUIDE: They did quite a lot of building…
(LAURA INAUDIBLE)

21
00:02:46,441 --> 00:02:49,311
TOUR GUIDE: …to 10 Downing Street
which is behind the building.

22
00:02:49,616 --> 00:02:51,593
Buckingham Palace…

23
00:02:57,682 --> 00:02:59,719
FEMALE: Which one is the MOD?

24
00:03:03,285 --> 00:03:07,758
TOUR GUIDE: …just the other day
was doing a bit of work on the right

25
00:03:07,758 --> 00:03:10,597
and he said he had clearance
to go down into these chambers

26
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and he went at least 8 stories down
and he wasn’t even at the bottom.

27
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Eight stories…

28
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Of course we’re passing the London Eye
to the right on the Southbank –

29
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one of London’s most visited
tourist attractions.

30
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(INAUDIBLE)

31
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TOUR GUIDE: In the summer season
the London Eye it can make…

32
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TOUR GUIDE:  A quarter of a million
pounds in one day –

33
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and that’s every single day during
the summer months

34
00:03:40,604 --> 00:03:42,179
(LAURA INAUDIBLE).

35
00:03:42,179 --> 00:03:44,685
Ahead of us the first bridges
we pass beneath,

36
00:03:44,685 --> 00:03:47,462
we have the Golden Jubilee walkways,
the Charing Cross Railway Bridge –

37
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not very busy this morning –

38
00:03:49,142 --> 00:03:51,736
if you see anybody walking across
give them a little wave.

39
00:03:51,736 --> 00:03:54,562
It is said to bring you luck
if you can get a wave.

40
00:03:54,562 --> 00:03:56,800
Is he gonna wave?
(LAURA LAUGHS)

41
00:03:56,827 --> 00:03:59,709
We pay him to stand there
and wave at people so make the most of it,
you may as well.

42
00:04:12,441 --> 00:04:15,778
TOUR GUIDE: …we’ll go to the right,
you can see the Royal Festival…

43
00:04:25,441 --> 00:04:27,655
TOUR GUIDE: That’s the last remaining building

44
00:04:27,655 --> 00:04:30,556
after the Royal Festival of Britain.

45
00:04:33,346 --> 00:04:34,956
TOUR GUIDE: We’re going back over to…

46
00:04:47,143 --> 00:04:50,530
TOUR GUIDE: …(which is,
well it’s said to be over 3,500 years old.)

47
00:04:50,530 --> 00:04:53,470
Given to us by an Egyp…

48
00:04:57,310 --> 00:05:00,358
TOUR GUIDE: Over Napoleon at the
Battle of the River Nile.

49
00:05:00,358 --> 00:05:03,852
(LAURA AND JESS INAUDIBLE)

50
00:05:03,852 --> 00:05:06,913
Just immediately to the left
we have the Silver Sturgeon here today.

51
00:05:06,913 --> 00:05:09,534
Does private charters
up and down the Thames…

52
00:05:18,775 --> 00:05:23,659
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS
AND TOUR GUIDE)

53
00:05:38,895 --> 00:05:41,221
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS
AND TOUR GUIDE)

54
00:06:01,391 --> 00:06:03,378
TOUR GUIDE: We’ll go back over to the left…

55
00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,951
TOUR GUIDE Green dome on top –
Somerset House.

56
00:06:11,033 --> 00:06:15,566
Originally built for the
Dukes and the Earls of Somerset.

57
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For many years inside this
building was once

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where we held all of our records of births,
deaths and marriages.

59
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Ahead of us to the left

60
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we have a large white vessel
with the yellow front –

61
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the Wellington, a former…

62
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TOUR GUIDE: …and she’s sat here
permanently today…

63
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TOUR GUIDE: ...Captain at sea for a
very, very long time.

64
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LAURA: Oh I’ll show you

65
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TOUR GUIDE: Just look toward the
back end of the Wellington...

66
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TOUR GUIDE: …the City of London.

67
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We leave the political city behind us,
we enter the finance capital.

68
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Now the City of London, itself,
is only one square mile.

69
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Okay, it starts here at Temple Arch
it extends down as far as Tower Bridge –

70
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we’ll see Tower Bridge
in about ten minutes’ time.

71
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Just going back over to the right quickly…

72
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TOUR GUIDE: …to the right
you can see we even have our own
golden sandy beach…

73
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on the banks of the Thames.
Our very own southeast Riviera.

74
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Not very busy over there today.
Can get quite busy in the
summer months

75
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people sunbathe on the beach,
build sandcastles as well.

76
00:08:12,105 --> 00:08:15,419
When it’s not too busy
in the summer they do a bit of…

77
00:08:17,337 --> 00:08:20,352
(LAURA INAUDIBLE)
TOUR GUIDE: Baywatch
(LAURA LAUGHS)

78
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TOUR GUIDE: Just passing beneath
the Blackfriars group of bridges.

79
00:09:04,858 --> 00:09:11,772
The first one it’s a road bridge opened
in 1869 by Queen Victoria.

80
00:09:54,893 --> 00:09:56,851
TOUR GUIDE: …as we clear this one,
just go to the right,

81
00:09:56,851 --> 00:10:00,935
we can see a tall chimney, the…

82
00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:08,787
TOUR GUIDE: …not a power station today of course.
It hasn’t been for many years.

83
00:10:08,787 --> 00:10:13,362
Today it’s the Tate Modern Art Gallery.

84
00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:15,588
It’s home to the largest collection

85
00:10:15,588 --> 00:10:19,249
of modern art anywhere in the world.

86
00:10:24,393 --> 00:10:27,741
TOUR GUIDE: …completely free to go inside
so if anybody likes modern art –

87
00:10:28,288 --> 00:10:30,415
definitely the place to go.

88
00:10:30,615 --> 00:10:35,018
If you’re gonna see modern art
you’ll know why it’s free at all times.

89
00:10:36,347 --> 00:10:38,617
But don’t let me put you off.

90
00:10:39,962 --> 00:10:44,000
Okay, bit of work taking place to our left -
you can see the barges and the cranes.

91
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:48,198
All to do with the Thames Tunnel
that’s going to be introduced
very, very soon.

92
00:10:48,198 --> 00:10:49,704
In the next couple of years.

93
00:10:49,704 --> 00:10:54,540
Stay looking up to the left and
you can see a dome – the Golden Cross.

94
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,099
TOUR GUIDE: …St. Paul’s Cathedral.

95
00:11:29,441 --> 00:11:32,088
TOUR GUIDE: …views, the attics of this pub…

96
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,978
TOUR GUIDE: …changing facility…

97
00:11:37,069 --> 00:11:41,200
TOUR GUIDE: …in case you were wondering
the original Globe used to stand
just back off to the right.

98
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,339
TOUR GUIDE: …a bridge, now boats…

99
00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:56,048
TOUR GUIDE: This bridge - a few of you
on the top deck might feel a few
drips coming down...

100
00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:05,305
(MALE TOURIST LAUGHS)

101
00:12:05,305 --> 00:12:08,959
TOUR GUIDE: (INAUDIBLE) Clearing the bridge
we go to our...

102
00:12:58,441 --> 00:13:03,558
TOUR GUIDE: …London Bridge,
to span this site in over 2,000 years.

103
00:13:19,554 --> 00:13:20,139
TOUR GUIDE: …London Bridge.

104
00:13:20,139 --> 00:13:23,206
The bridge in front of us
is of course Southwark Bridge.

105
00:13:23,206 --> 00:13:26,597
Just be really quick, I would point out…

106
00:13:27,995 --> 00:13:29,531
TOUR GUIDE: …to the left quickly…

107
00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:37,061
TOUR GUIDE: …Great Fire of London.

108
00:13:37,061 --> 00:13:44,394
The monument stands at 202 feet tall
and if it was laid down

109
00:13:44,394 --> 00:13:48,710
in a westerly direction
which is back off behind us

110
00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:51,760
it would pinpoint the spot
in Pudding Lane,

111
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:54,060
in the Royal Bakery where the fire
was said to have started

112
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,886
(MALE TOURIST INAUDIBLE)

113
00:13:55,886 --> 00:13:58,024
A few people taking pictures
ahead of us…

114
00:14:24,935 --> 00:14:26,154
TOUR GUIDE: …a casino…

115
00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:51,845
TOUR GUIDE: …the penthouse suite…

116
00:14:55,681 --> 00:14:57,802
TOUR GUIDE: …a single penny
for his designs,

117
00:14:57,802 --> 00:15:01,239
he requested the penthouse suite...

118
00:15:08,857 --> 00:15:10,727
TOUR GUIDE: …one in the…

119
00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:17,249
TOUR GUIDE: …just slightly smaller
than the HMS Belfast. It arrived…

120
00:15:32,454 --> 00:15:33,774
TOUR GUIDE: …is on the inside.

121
00:15:33,774 --> 00:15:40,501
Built in 1938 and she was actually built
in the same ship yard.

122
00:15:51,237 --> 00:15:53,111
TOUR GUIDE: …1939…

123
00:15:53,111 --> 00:15:55,888
she went off to take part in the
Second World War.

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As you can see she’s sat here
permanently today –

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she’s open to the public.

126
00:16:01,312 --> 00:16:06,202
She’s actually open as an extension
of the Imperial War Museum.

127
00:16:12,441 --> 00:16:14,969
TOUR GUIDE: This is the next stop
on the journey.

128
00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:17,793
As I mentioned, we’re just gonna…

129
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MALE TOURIST: (INAUDIBLE)
(TOUR GUIDE IN BACKGROUND)

130
00:16:52,175 --> 00:16:54,072
TOUR GUIDE: …actually known as bascules,

131
00:16:54,072 --> 00:16:57,847
and these bascules,
they both weigh over 1,000…

132
00:17:14,441 --> 00:17:16,112
TOUR GUIDE: …failed to open…

133
00:17:23,478 --> 00:17:25,928
TOUR GUIDE: …and when they press
the button nothing happens.

134
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:30,623
Unfortunately the sailing barge (INAUDIBLE)
one of the towers to come to a stop.

135
00:17:31,204 --> 00:17:33,486
So not a very good start for the bridge…

136
00:17:55,079 --> 00:17:58,411
TOUR GUIDE: …twenty four hours’ notice,
they opened the bridge for him

137
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,875
and he turned up in a rowing boat…

138
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:00,871
TOUR GUIDE: and he rowed straight…

139
00:18:01,242 --> 00:18:05,922
...with his wife actually…
apparently as an anniversary present.

140
00:18:15,603 --> 00:18:20,196
TOUR GUIDE: …as you can see we continue
to turn, staying here to the right…

141
00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:31,320
TOUR GUIDE: …in fact you can see
this boat passing us just to our right…

142
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,572
TOUR GUIDE: …it’s actually identical to the one
you’re travelling on today.
(YOUNG GIRL LAUGHS)

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So a nice little picture off to the right.
(YOUNG GIRL MAKES NOISE)

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The oldest part to the Tower –
the four turreted section in the middle –

145
00:18:42,785 --> 00:18:48,674
(YOUNG GIRL SINGS) which is the White
Tower, it was built in 1078…

146
00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:57,172
TOUR GUIDE: …in its day when it was placed here
this was the only part to be…

147
00:18:59,253 --> 00:19:02,217
TOUR GUIDE: …these outer layers, they were…

148
00:19:35,223 --> 00:19:37,007
TOUR GUIDE: …if you are found guilty of…

149
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:51,574
TOUR GUIDE: …a royal…

150
00:20:07,448 --> 00:20:09,838
TOUR GUIDE: …if you look just here to the right,
just above the pier…

151
00:20:11,885 --> 00:20:14,360
TOUR GUIDE: …you can see the beach area.

152
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:17,678
You can see the famous entrance
into the Tower.

153
00:20:17,678 --> 00:20:20,644
You can see the bricked up archway…

154
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,641
TOUR GUIDE: …I’m not sure how many are left
but it’s well worth a visit…

155
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:36,441
…as I mentioned the next stop
on the journey.

156
00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:04,248
TOUR GUIDE: …just err try…

157
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TOUR GUIDE: …down to Greenwich.
Change boats to return…

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TOUR GUIDE: …token of appreciation.
You can do so on leaving the boat.

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TOUR GUIDE: …and of course
anything that goes in the bucket
is completely voluntary (INAUDIBLE)

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(BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS)

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MALE: Shall we get some food after this?

162
00:24:54,522 --> 00:24:56,083
FEMALE: Yes please. I’m starving.

163
00:24:56,283 --> 00:25:00,518
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS)

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00:25:20,149 --> 00:25:22,251
MALE: What do you wanna eat?

165
00:25:23,569 --> 00:25:24,863
FEMALE: I’d like some cake actually.

166
00:25:24,863 --> 00:25:26,325
MALE: Some what?
FEMALE: Cake!

167
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:28,480
MALE: Some cake?!
FEMALE: Yeah not food.

168
00:25:28,887 --> 00:25:30,707
MALE: It’s not very lunch though is it?

169
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,441
FEMALE: Yes. (SHE LAUGHS)

170
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FEMALE: What do you fancy?

171
00:25:39,941 --> 00:25:41,441
MALE: Do I…?

172
00:25:41,441 --> 00:25:44,441
FEMALE: What do you fancy?
MALE: Umm pizza I think.

173
00:25:44,441 --> 00:25:47,284
FEMALE: Okay we’ll get pizza, then cake.

174
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:48,354
MALE: Pizza and then cake?

175
00:25:48,426 --> 00:25:51,041
FEMALE: (INAUDIBLE) (SHE LAUGHS)
Compromise!

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MALE: Yeah definitely.

177
00:25:53,441 --> 00:25:54,441
MALE: What about a cake-pizza?

178
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FEMALE: Do they exist?

179
00:25:56,441 --> 00:25:57,441
MALE: Probably.

180
00:25:57,441 --> 00:25:58,441
FEMALE: Well they should.

181
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MALE: Here we are getting off.

182
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FEMALE: Don’t forget to get
a shot of the tower!

183
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MALE: (INAUDIBLE)

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FEMALE: Bye!

185
00:26:28,741 --> 00:26:31,741
(SOUND OF COINS BEING THROWN
IN COLLECTION BUCKET)

186
00:26:31,741 --> 00:26:34,741
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATION)

187
00:26:44,141 --> 00:26:47,441
MALE: Wait there one second.
Let me just go ahead of you
and film you coming off.

188
00:26:50,141 --> 00:26:52,441
MALE: Ah INAUDIBLE. Come on, babe!

189
00:26:53,441 --> 00:26:55,941
FEMALE: Thank you. (SHE LAUGHS)

190
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MALE: Off we go.

191
00:26:59,441 --> 00:27:00,441
FEMALE: Bye…

192
00:31:18,438 --> 00:31:19,972
(BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS)

193
00:41:55,975 --> 00:41:58,975
(PHONE RINGS)

194
00:42:11,527 --> 00:42:14,459
JESS VOICEMAIL: Hi! This is Jess’ phone.
Can’t get to my phone right now

195
00:42:14,459 --> 00:42:17,619
but if you leave a message
I’ll call you back. Bye!

196
00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:19,050
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

197
00:42:19,812 --> 00:42:20,534
(NO MESSAGE LEFT)

198
00:42:38,184 --> 00:42:41,184
(PHONE RINGS)

199
00:42:53,742 --> 00:42:56,776
JESS VOICEMAIL: Hi! This is Jess’ phone.
Can’t get to my phone right now

200
00:42:56,776 --> 00:42:59,763
but if you leave a message
I’ll call you back. Bye!

201
00:42:59,763 --> 00:43:00,506
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

202
00:43:00,506 --> 00:43:02,071
(NO MESSAGE LEFT)

203
00:44:05,903 --> 00:44:08,903
(PHONE RINGS)

204
00:44:21,554 --> 00:44:23,660
JESS VOICEMAIL: Hi! This is Jess’ phone.
Can’t get to my phone…

205
00:44:23,660 --> 00:44:25,160
(LAURA HANGS UP)

206
00:47:56,789 --> 00:47:59,789
(PHONE RINGS)

207
00:48:04,693 --> 00:48:07,127
JACOB: Hello.
LAURA: Hey. Have you found her?

208
00:48:07,127 --> 00:48:09,817
JACOB: No.
LAURA: Right, I’m coming out to help look.

209
00:48:09,817 --> 00:48:11,041
She’s still not answering her phone.

210
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:12,337
JACOB: Laura, stay there.

211
00:48:13,209 --> 00:48:15,361
LAURA: Mum is going to fucking crucify me.

212
00:48:15,361 --> 00:48:16,799
JACOB: She’s sixteen, what’s she going to do?

213
00:48:16,799 --> 00:48:19,384
LAURA: I don’t know,
that’s the fucking point, Jacob!

214
00:48:19,384 --> 00:48:22,816
I’m meant to be looking after her today.
This is a big deal.

215
00:48:24,108 --> 00:48:26,607
JACOB: I’m just outside.
I’ll be with you in a minute. Stay there.

216
00:48:28,033 --> 00:48:29,033
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

217
00:49:39,783 --> 00:49:42,783
(PHONE RINGS)

218
00:49:52,334 --> 00:49:55,027
JESS VOICEMAIL: Hi! This is Jess’ phone.
Can’t get to my phone right now

219
00:49:55,027 --> 00:49:58,488
but if you leave a message
I’ll call you back. Bye!

220
00:49:58,688 --> 00:49:59,402
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

221
00:49:59,402 --> 00:50:00,402
(NO MESSAGE LEFT)

222
00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:49,405
JESS VOICEMAIL: Hi! This is Jess’ phone.
Can’t get to my phone right now

223
00:50:49,405 --> 00:50:52,311
but if you leave a message
I’ll call you back. Bye!

224
00:50:52,723 --> 00:50:53,723
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

225
00:50:53,345 --> 00:50:54,819
(NO MESSAGE LEFT)

226
00:52:45,339 --> 00:52:48,339
(PHONE RINGS)

227
00:52:51,137 --> 00:52:53,815
JESS: I swear to god Laura if you come here
I’ll never speak to you again.
LAURA INTERRUPTING: Please come back.

228
00:52:54,015 --> 00:52:55,041
JESS INTERRUPTING: What’s the point?

229
00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:56,698
LAURA: We can talk. Sort this out.
JESS INTERRUPTING: No, I just want to go home!

230
00:52:56,698 --> 00:52:58,986
LAURA: Jess!
JESS: What do you want from me Laura?!
LAURA INTERRUPTING: I just want...

231
00:52:58,986 --> 00:52:59,626
JESS INTERRUPTING: What?

232
00:52:59,826 --> 00:53:02,811
LAURA: It’s your birthday. We’re meant to be…
JESS INTERRUPTING: Yeah, well, too late.

233
00:53:02,811 --> 00:53:04,401
I’ll call you tomorrow or something.
LAURA: Jess! Come on…

234
00:53:05,727 --> 00:53:06,407
(JESS HANGS UP)

235
01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:19,772
(PHONE RINGS)

236
01:11:35,412 --> 01:11:37,469
MEL'S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Mel.
You know what to do.

237
01:11:39,182 --> 01:11:40,279
(LAURA HANGS UP)

238
01:13:26,781 --> 01:13:29,781
(PHONE RINGS)

239
01:13:32,959 --> 01:13:34,631
MEL: Hey, sorry about that. What’s up?

240
01:13:35,317 --> 01:13:39,749
LAURA: I have just, quite literally,
fucked everything.

241
01:13:39,749 --> 01:13:41,618
MEL: Everything?
LAURA: Yeah.

242
01:13:41,618 --> 01:13:43,164
MEL: Do I need to call childline?

243
01:13:43,595 --> 01:13:46,617
LAURA: That’s not even funny, Mel.
She’s gone home.

244
01:13:46,617 --> 01:13:47,490
MEL: What?

245
01:13:47,490 --> 01:13:51,388
LAURA: We had a row
on a fucking Thames river cruise boat.

246
01:13:51,388 --> 01:13:55,260
MEL: What about?
LAURA: Me, being a fucking bitch sister.

247
01:13:55,260 --> 01:13:57,009
MEL: Laura...
LAURA: For fucksake.

248
01:13:57,209 --> 01:14:00,097
MEL: Where are you?
LAURA: Urgh! Where are you?

249
01:14:00,097 --> 01:14:03,238
MEL: I’m at Jane’s art thing.
It’s fun. Come here.

250
01:14:05,529 --> 01:14:07,673
LAURA: Oh, I’m really not in the mood for art.

251
01:14:07,673 --> 01:14:09,534
MEL: Fuck the art. There’s free champagne.

252
01:14:10,377 --> 01:14:12,066
LAURA: I think I’m just going to head home.

253
01:14:12,066 --> 01:14:14,705
MEL: Come on. Please.
I need to see your face.

254
01:14:14,705 --> 01:14:16,407
We can pretend to be ‘artistes’.

255
01:14:16,407 --> 01:14:18,165
Make murmuring noises and point at stuff.

256
01:14:18,729 --> 01:14:20,904
LAURA: Where is it?
MEL: Kings Cross.

257
01:14:20,904 --> 01:14:24,841
I’ll send you the details. Come.
Please. I’ll cheer you up. I promise.

258
01:14:26,068 --> 01:14:30,887
LAURA: I’ll think about it. Alright.
I’ll text you or something.

259
01:14:30,887 --> 01:14:32,174
MEL: Alright. Bye.

260
01:14:33,126 --> 01:14:33,912
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

261
01:14:46,888 --> 01:14:49,888
(PHONE RINGS)

262
01:15:09,488 --> 01:15:12,113
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

263
01:15:12,113 --> 01:15:13,856
but please leave a message after the beep.

264
01:15:14,311 --> 01:15:14,980
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

265
01:15:15,476 --> 01:15:17,814
VIK: Lovely Laura! Need a favour.

266
01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:23,191
Book a room for Graham at
Charlotte Street Hotel.

267
01:15:23,391 --> 01:15:24,406
He’s toasted already.

268
01:15:24,406 --> 01:15:27,652
And get back here for a drink!
You’re missing all the fun.

269
01:15:27,959 --> 01:15:28,826
(END OF MESSAGE)

270
01:15:56,677 --> 01:15:59,677
(PHONE RINGS)

271
01:16:02,490 --> 01:16:05,290
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

272
01:16:05,290 --> 01:16:06,952
but please leave a message after the beep.

273
01:16:07,446 --> 01:16:08,334
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

274
01:16:08,334 --> 01:16:11,701
VIK: Cancelling a call from me.
Very naughty.

275
01:16:12,331 --> 01:16:15,089
Lucan’s banging on about
a receipt for Sabrina.

276
01:16:15,089 --> 01:16:18,395
Said you’ll know what he means.
Do be a love and email it through to him.

277
01:16:18,395 --> 01:16:20,039
And don’t forget Graham’s room.

278
01:16:20,441 --> 01:16:21,110
(END OF MESSAGE)

279
01:18:02,412 --> 01:18:13,100
(LINE ENGAGED)

280
01:18:13,100 --> 01:18:14,717
(SHE HANGS UP)

281
01:53:06,177 --> 01:53:10,047
(SOUND OF FOUNTAINS)

282
01:53:17,090 --> 01:53:20,966
(SOUND OF FOUNTAINS)

283
02:06:06,470 --> 02:06:06,982
(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

284
02:06:07,440 --> 02:06:10,567
LAURA: (INAUDIBLE)
(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

285
02:06:11,321 --> 02:06:12,809
FEMALE: Whaaaa!
(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

286
02:06:14,271 --> 02:06:16,027
(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

287
02:06:16,969 --> 02:06:18,530
LAURA: Urgh! Oh my god!

288
02:06:21,031 --> 02:06:22,360
(FEMALE LAUGHS)

289
02:26:11,723 --> 02:26:14,008
FEMALE: What we feeling about
the exhibition?

290
02:26:14,558 --> 02:26:17,501
LAURA: What…
What are we feeling about the exhibition?

291
02:26:24,612 --> 02:26:26,497
FEMALE: Shall we get more tequila?

292
02:26:26,497 --> 02:26:29,441
FEMALE: (INAUDIBLE) food face!
(INAUDIBLE) food face! (LAUGHTER)

293
02:26:31,292 --> 02:26:37,835
(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

294
02:27:05,262 --> 02:27:07,324
(LAURA LAUGHS)
FEMALE: Are we gonna get more tequila?

295
02:27:07,817 --> 02:27:09,007
LAURA: Umm, I want get more tequila.

296
02:27:10,664 --> 02:27:13,480
FEMALE: Tequilla and then
the exhibition, right?

297
02:27:17,796 --> 02:27:20,935
FEMALE: Yeah, but it’s always white wine.
White wine spritzers.

298
02:27:23,262 --> 02:27:24,526
(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

299
02:27:24,869 --> 02:27:27,659
LAURA: What we doing?
FEMALE: Tequilla… LAURA: Tequilla.

300
02:29:54,148 --> 02:29:55,523
FEMALE: Oh, no…

301
02:30:03,640 --> 02:30:06,153
FEMALE: Can we get all of us in?

302
02:30:06,153 --> 02:30:07,939
(LAURA LAUGHS)

303
02:30:09,100 --> 02:30:10,375
Or shall I do you?

304
02:30:10,375 --> 02:30:12,448
(LAUGHTER)

305
02:30:38,790 --> 02:30:39,900
FEMALE: Okay…

306
02:31:12,134 --> 02:31:14,366
FEMALE: Smile some more.

307
02:31:14,366 --> 02:31:17,553
FEMALE: Yeah, yeah. (INAUDIBLE)
One, two, three, go.

308
02:31:19,352 --> 02:31:21,747
LAURA: She’s gonna kill us when
she finds out we’re out here.

309
02:31:21,747 --> 02:31:22,820
(LAUGHTER)

310
02:39:10,000 --> 02:39:11,321
(FEMALE LAUGHS)

311
02:39:16,197 --> 02:39:19,048
FEMALE: I’m getting a real kick out of this.

312
02:39:19,048 --> 02:39:20,289
(MALE CAMERAMAN LAUGHS)

313
02:39:20,289 --> 02:39:21,796
FEMALE: Do you wanna try?
MALE: No.

314
02:39:21,796 --> 02:39:23,427
FEMALE: Really?
MALE: No. No.

315
02:39:25,197 --> 02:39:26,079
(FEMALE LAUGHS)
MALE: Do you wanna move?

316
02:39:26,079 --> 02:39:27,285
FEMALE: Okay.

317
02:39:31,243 --> 02:39:32,352
Are you sure you don’t want a go…?

318
02:39:32,352 --> 02:39:35,636
MALE: No. No
FEMALE: …cos this is like… insanely fun.

319
02:39:35,636 --> 02:39:38,386
MALE: I haven’t got the face for it.
Do you know what I mean?

320
02:39:41,313 --> 02:39:46,354
FEMALE: It’s just… (SHE LAUGHS)

321
02:39:58,855 --> 02:40:00,667
(SHE LAUGHS)

322
02:40:01,638 --> 02:40:04,283
MALE: (INAUDIBLE) It’s like…
do you think he’s a…

323
02:40:05,801 --> 02:40:07,056
FEMALE: What do you think
he’s thinking about?

324
02:40:07,056 --> 02:40:08,347
MALE: Dunno.
(SHE LAUGHS)
Probably nothing.

325
02:40:08,347 --> 02:40:10,360
He’s probably thinking about
nothing that’s…

326
02:40:10,868 --> 02:40:12,693
FEMALE: Oh…so that’s his face

327
02:40:12,693 --> 02:40:14,606
to make people think
he’s thinking about something.

328
02:40:14,606 --> 02:40:17,433
(LAURA AND MEL RAISE VOICES IN BACKGROUND)
What’s… what’s the point? Why…

329
02:40:19,392 --> 02:40:23,390
FEMALE: Look, you’re in it now.
You’re getting in it. Come on, get in.

330
02:40:26,089 --> 02:40:27,448
(SHE LAUGHS)

331
02:45:14,191 --> 02:45:17,155
LAURA: ...I did it. Didn’t Mark tell you?
OWEN: Not before Dom shared it first.

332
02:45:19,953 --> 02:45:23,803
LAURA: Maybe if you didn’t fucking do it.
OWEN: What? I didn’t do anything!

333
02:45:30,837 --> 02:45:33,837
(PHONE RINGS)

334
02:45:42,083 --> 02:45:44,821
LAURA: Hello!
VIK: Lovely Laura!

335
02:45:45,021 --> 02:45:47,353
LAURA: Hello?
VIK: Where the fuck are you?

336
02:45:49,197 --> 02:45:51,998
LAURA: Vik, is that you?
VIK: Yes. Yeah. Hello?

337
02:45:51,998 --> 02:45:53,917
LAURA: He… Hey!
VIK: Umm yeah.

338
02:45:53,917 --> 02:45:55,782
Are you… can you hear me?
Can you hear me?

339
02:45:55,782 --> 02:45:59,279
LAURA: Yeah. Can you hear me?
VIK: Yes. Yes. Are you coming to the pub!

340
02:45:59,279 --> 02:46:01,339
LAURA: You guys are still in the pub?!

341
02:46:01,339 --> 02:46:03,475
VIK: Yes, come to the pub.
I need to see you! Come on.

342
02:46:03,675 --> 02:46:06,215
LAURA: You know…!
(SHE LAUGHS)
You know what?

343
02:46:06,415 --> 02:46:08,334
That actually sounds like
a brilliant idea.

344
02:46:08,334 --> 02:46:10,816
VIK: Of course it is.
It’s a swell idea. Come over.

345
02:46:10,816 --> 02:46:13,164
LAURA: Okay. Alright, Vik.
I’ll see you in a bit.

346
02:46:13,164 --> 02:46:15,364
VIK: Okay, see you then. Bye
LAURA: Bye.

347
02:46:15,755 --> 02:46:16,572
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

348
03:16:51,551 --> 03:16:54,551
(PHONE RINGS)

349
03:17:02,792 --> 03:17:04,966
CLAIRE: Laura?
LAURA: Oh my god! What?!

350
03:17:04,966 --> 03:17:08,104
CLAIRE: Look! I wouldn’t be calling
if I didn’t need you! Laura, please?

351
03:17:08,104 --> 03:17:10,761
This isn’t some ‘he picked me’ game…
LAURA INTERRUPTS: You’re not listening!

352
03:17:10,961 --> 03:17:13,999
I haven’t seen him, nor do I ever
want to see him again!

353
03:17:13,999 --> 03:17:17,585
CLAIRE: No! He has to be with you!
It’s been over twelve hours.

354
03:17:17,585 --> 03:17:20,850
If he’s not with you...I can’t even think...
with where his head's at...

355
03:17:21,438 --> 03:17:25,245
Laura, I’m so scared... I’m so scared!

356
03:17:28,347 --> 03:17:30,187
LAURA: Claire. I’m sorry.

357
03:17:30,187 --> 03:17:35,134
But I promise, I genuinely haven’t
spoken to him since...

358
03:17:35,134 --> 03:17:37,069
CLAIRE: What since you put him in there?

359
03:17:39,110 --> 03:17:40,564
Yeah. You never could lie very well.

360
03:17:42,263 --> 03:17:46,235
LAURA: I thought I had to apologise.
I was an idiot. I know that.

361
03:17:46,235 --> 03:17:49,256
But if you know as well, why do you care?

362
03:17:49,803 --> 03:17:53,270
CLAIRE: Cause I love him!
LAURA: He’d rather sleep with his students!

363
03:17:53,270 --> 03:17:55,295
CLAIRE: Don’t you dare…
LAURA INTERRUPTS: Tell the truth?

364
03:17:55,295 --> 03:17:57,421
It’s wasn’t all my fault…
CLAIRE: Ha!

365
03:17:57,421 --> 03:18:00,361
LAURA: I don’t give a shit
how much I thought I wanted it!

366
03:18:00,361 --> 03:18:04,663
He was a teacher! My teacher!
He should have said no!

367
03:18:04,663 --> 03:18:06,000
And if you don’t see that…

368
03:18:06,000 --> 03:18:07,654
CLAIRE: I see he got the apology…

369
03:18:08,265 --> 03:18:10,043
LAURA: What?
CLAIRE: He got the ‘sorry I ruined your life.’

370
03:18:10,243 --> 03:18:12,021
LAURA: I was stupid…
CLAIRE INTERRUPTS: And me?!

371
03:18:12,021 --> 03:18:14,617
What do I get? What do I get…?
LAURA SCREAMS: Ahhhh!

372
03:18:14,617 --> 03:18:15,764
(STEPS RUNNING AWAY)

373
03:18:15,764 --> 03:18:17,507
CLAIRE: Laura? Laura?! Are you alright?

374
03:18:17,507 --> 03:18:21,884
Laura are you still there? Laura?

375
03:18:29,420 --> 03:18:30,307
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

376
03:19:35,266 --> 03:19:38,266
(PHONE RINGS)

377
03:19:55,089 --> 03:19:57,854
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

378
03:19:57,854 --> 03:19:59,497
but please leave a message after the beep.

379
03:19:59,939 --> 03:20:00,618
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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CLAIRE : Hi Laura. It’s Claire.
I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.

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03:20:04,481 --> 03:20:07,060
Umm can you give me a call back please?

382
03:21:21,887 --> 03:21:24,887
(PHONE RINGS)

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03:21:52,014 --> 03:21:54,113
MEL’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Mel.
You know what to d…

384
03:21:54,113 --> 03:21:55,113
(LAURA HANGS UP)

385
03:30:30,374 --> 03:30:33,374
(PHONE RINGS)

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03:30:41,678 --> 03:30:43,601
LAURA: Hello.
MEL: Are you OK?

387
03:30:43,601 --> 03:30:46,332
LAURA: Yeah. I mean I got mugged but…

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03:30:46,332 --> 03:30:47,600
MEL: What?!

389
03:30:47,600 --> 03:30:52,488
LAURA: Don’t worry about it.
MEL: No, Lau. Are you OK? Where are you?

390
03:30:52,488 --> 03:30:55,141
LAURA: I’m fine.
I’m on my way to the police station.

391
03:30:55,141 --> 03:30:59,038
MEL: What? Where? I’ll come with you.
LAURA INTERRUPTS: I’m fine!

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03:30:59,238 --> 03:31:00,453
MEL: Lau?! Shouldn’t you go home?

393
03:31:00,689 --> 03:31:03,127
Call them from there?
I don’t want you walking the streets...

394
03:31:03,127 --> 03:31:05,002
LAURA: That’s why you speedily
called me back?

395
03:31:05,002 --> 03:31:08,207
MEL: Whoa! That’s not fair.
You just walked off!

396
03:31:08,207 --> 03:31:10,121
Even though I told you
we had shit to sort out!

397
03:31:10,121 --> 03:31:10,965
LAURA: Are you kidding?

398
03:31:10,965 --> 03:31:12,263
MEL: How much clearer could I be? .

399
03:31:12,263 --> 03:31:14,667
Paul’s fucking hounding me, babes!
He’s threatened to..

400
03:31:14,667 --> 03:31:16,083
LAURA: What?!
MEL: I don’t know!

401
03:31:16,083 --> 03:31:19,634
LAURA: Exactly! He’s all talk!
Just tell Owen! It’s his people!

402
03:31:19,634 --> 03:31:20,849
MEL: You don’t get it!

403
03:31:20,849 --> 03:31:22,751
LAURA: No! I don’t!
It’s not like we’re going anywhere! Look…

404
03:31:22,751 --> 03:31:24,153
MEL: Are you by the gallery?
LAURA: No.

405
03:31:24,153 --> 03:31:25,453
MEL: Laura!?
LAURA: I’ve got to go…

406
03:31:25,453 --> 03:31:26,236
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

407
03:59:37,170 --> 03:59:40,170
(PHONE RINGS)

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03:59:57,096 --> 03:59:59,216
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

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03:59:59,216 --> 04:00:00,216
but please leave a mes

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please leave a message after the beep.

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00:00:01,505 --> 00:00:02,183
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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00:00:03,929 --> 00:00:05,381
JACOB: I send you a text.

4
00:00:05,381 --> 00:00:07,080
You switch your phone off?

5
00:00:07,568 --> 00:00:09,838
What the fuck is that saying? Huh?

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00:00:10,156 --> 00:00:11,746
Call me when you get this?

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(END OF MESSAGE)

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00:04:25,409 --> 00:04:28,409
(PHONE RINGS)

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00:04:45,303 --> 00:04:47,915
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

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00:04:47,915 --> 00:04:49,571
but please leave a message after the beep.

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(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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JACOB: Laura. It’s me.

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I’m guessing you’re on the tube or something...
otherwise you’re being fucking childish!

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Can you call me back?!

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00:04:57,849 --> 00:04:58,759
(END OF MESSAGE)

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00:10:19,298 --> 00:10:22,298
(PHONE RINGS)

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00:10:38,654 --> 00:10:42,026
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

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00:10:42,026 --> 00:10:43,141
but please leave a message after the beep.

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00:10:43,141 --> 00:10:43,916
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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00:10:45,261 --> 00:10:46,934
JACOB: Lau. I’m on my way to yours.

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00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,924
If you’re not gonna answer your phone
maybe you’ll answer your door.

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00:10:50,124 --> 00:10:52,191
You’re really starting to piss me off now!

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00:10:52,391 --> 00:10:54,236
I just need to talk to you!

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00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:55,336
(END OF MESSAGE)

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00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:51,041
(PHONE RINGS)

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00:17:06,989 --> 00:17:10,642
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

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00:17:10,642 --> 00:17:11,843
but please leave a message after the beep.

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00:17:11,843 --> 00:17:12,545
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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00:17:12,877 --> 00:17:15,935
JACOB: Laura! Really?

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00:17:16,388 --> 00:17:17,896
Ah, do you know what...

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00:17:18,096 --> 00:17:19,338
(END OF MESSAGE)

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00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,880
(PHONE RINGS)

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00:22:03,398 --> 00:22:06,454
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

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00:22:06,454 --> 00:22:07,609
but please leave a message after the beep.

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00:22:07,609 --> 00:22:08,408
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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00:22:10,327 --> 00:22:14,215
MALE: You sent a message to your
Find my iPad. I found it.

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00:22:14,215 --> 00:22:15,968
There’s some pretty interesting stuff on ‘ere.

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00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,732
I want £500 quid.

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00:22:17,932 --> 00:22:20,687
Meet me at Kings Cross tonight
and I won’t touch any of it.

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00:22:20,946 --> 00:22:21,806
(END OF MESSAGE)

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00:32:22,278 --> 00:32:25,278
(PHONE RINGS)

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00:32:42,058 --> 00:32:44,869
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

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00:32:44,869 --> 00:32:46,459
but please leave a message after the beep.

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00:32:46,459 --> 00:32:47,144
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,480
JACOB: So you’re not at home.

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00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,650
And I’m just stood here like
some fucking mug!

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00:32:52,850 --> 00:32:54,399
I need to talk to you!

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00:32:54,599 --> 00:32:56,347
I saw the picture Laura!

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00:32:56,547 --> 00:32:57,686
As did everyone else!

50
00:32:59,602 --> 00:33:01,646
You’re just gonna get rid of it?
Without even telling me?

51
00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,714
Or is it not even mine?!
Is that what this is about?

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00:33:04,914 --> 00:33:05,693
(END OF MESSAGE)

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00:42:59,233 --> 00:43:02,233
(PHONE RINGS)

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00:43:18,904 --> 00:43:21,837
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

55
00:43:21,837 --> 00:43:23,302
but please leave a message after the beep.

56
00:43:23,302 --> 00:43:23,939
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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00:43:24,618 --> 00:43:25,819
JACOB: Laura!

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00:43:26,455 --> 00:43:28,082
Please answer your phone!

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00:43:29,512 --> 00:43:30,977
I’m sorry!

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00:43:31,281 --> 00:43:34,597
That wasn’t cool what I said before! I just...

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00:43:34,597 --> 00:43:36,996
I don’t understand
why you’re not talking to me.

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00:43:37,774 --> 00:43:39,989
I know you’re getting these messages.

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00:43:40,091 --> 00:43:40,876
(END OF MESSAGE)

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00:54:01,603 --> 00:54:04,603
(PHONE RINGS)

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00:54:21,486 --> 00:54:24,193
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

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00:54:24,193 --> 00:54:25,489
but please leave a message after the beep.

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00:54:25,489 --> 00:54:26,434
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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00:54:26,888 --> 00:54:28,756
JACOB: Are you at the One Tun?

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00:54:29,032 --> 00:54:32,356
Everyone from your work seems to be.
I’m gonna go there.

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00:54:32,556 --> 00:54:33,765
You’re sending me crazy, Laura!

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00:54:34,413 --> 00:54:35,653
Call me back.

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00:54:36,072 --> 00:54:36,964
(END OF MESSAGE)

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01:01:43,102 --> 01:01:46,102
(PHONE RINGS)

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01:02:02,171 --> 01:02:03,376
LAURA: Hello?

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01:02:03,283 --> 01:02:05,194
MALE: Did you get my message?

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01:02:05,813 --> 01:02:08,351
LAURA: Sorry, hello?

77
01:02:09,348 --> 01:02:10,681
Who is this?

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01:02:10,681 --> 01:02:12,987
MALE: I found your iPad.

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01:02:15,975 --> 01:02:18,541
LAURA: Found it, yeah?

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01:02:19,007 --> 01:02:20,295
MALE: I’m gonna need money.

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01:02:22,209 --> 01:02:26,659
LAURA: Err...Okay. It’s not even mine.

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01:02:26,659 --> 01:02:28,917
It’s work’s -
I don’t even have any money.

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01:02:28,917 --> 01:02:31,551
MALE: I know what it is. I’ve had a look.
You work for the government?

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01:02:32,685 --> 01:02:33,504
LAURA: No.

85
01:02:33,504 --> 01:02:37,690
MALE: Police? It’s all looking well dodgy.
Proper illegal.

86
01:02:41,683 --> 01:02:45,697
LAURA: Sorry, look,
it’s not actually what it looks like, okay?

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01:02:45,697 --> 01:02:47,560
HE INTERRUPTS: £500 quid or I wipe the lot.

88
01:02:53,430 --> 01:02:56,327
LAURA: Ah... Okay.

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01:02:56,579 --> 01:02:58,151
MALE: I’ll text you a number
you can get me on.

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01:02:58,151 --> 01:03:01,807
Call me when you have it. Today.
This phone goes dead at midnight.

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01:03:05,732 --> 01:03:10,126
LAURA: Hang on a sec… Wait. What?
Have you actually just b…

92
01:03:10,126 --> 01:03:11,418
(HE HANGS UP)

93
01:30:03,260 --> 01:30:06,260
(PHONE RINGS)

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01:30:23,041 --> 01:30:25,711
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

95
01:30:25,711 --> 01:30:26,855
but please leave a message after the beep.

96
01:30:26,855 --> 01:30:27,840
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

97
01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:30,603
MEL: Hey Lau.
Just wanting to check how it’s going.

98
01:30:30,803 --> 01:30:34,103
Did you speak to the police?
Do they know anything?

99
01:30:34,303 --> 01:30:38,020
I hope you’re OK. Get home safely. Please.

100
01:58:52,933 --> 01:58:54,700
MALE CUSTOMER: (INAUDIBLE) There’s a hair...

101
01:59:09,363 --> 01:59:09,947
MALE CUSTOMER: (INAUDIBLE)

102
01:59:51,743 --> 01:59:52,960
LAURA: Literally work round…

103
02:00:49,940 --> 02:00:51,864
MALE CUSTOMER: You know when fucking
UKIP get in mate…

104
02:00:51,864 --> 02:00:54,312
UKIP - fucking Nigel Farage!

105
02:01:13,878 --> 02:01:16,878
(PHONE RINGS)

106
02:02:45,991 --> 02:02:47,397
HANNAH: Hey.
LAURA: Hey. You still at the pub?

107
02:02:47,397 --> 02:02:50,429
HANNAH: God, no. Why?
LAURA: Nothing. Needed change for chicken shop.

108
02:02:50,629 --> 02:02:51,725
HANNAH: Try Dom?

109
02:02:51,925 --> 02:02:54,543
LAURA: He’ll try and give me twenty quid
then act like we’re engaged.

110
02:02:54,743 --> 02:02:56,453
(HANNAH LAUGHS)

111
02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:59,271
Are you… are you okay?

112
02:02:59,271 --> 02:03:01,437
LAURA: Hungry. I better go.
HANNAH: Okay. Take care.

113
02:03:02,112 --> 02:03:03,241
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

114
02:39:48,222 --> 02:39:51,222
(PHONE RINGS)

115
02:39:59,949 --> 02:40:02,490
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

116
02:40:02,490 --> 02:40:04,194
but please leave a message after the beep.

117
02:40:04,371 --> 02:40:05,203
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

118
02:40:06,442 --> 02:40:10,335
DAVID: Hi Laura, it’s me – David, sorry
(HE LAUGHS)

119
02:40:10,335 --> 02:40:13,478
(INAUDIBLE)

120
02:40:13,478 --> 02:40:16,765
Yeah it’s me David from work,
from reception.

121
02:40:16,765 --> 02:40:22,465
Err, just umm…
yeah just phoning to say err…

122
02:40:22,465 --> 02:40:28,865
saw you earlier err…yes, your…
new jacket, you looked a bit upset,

123
02:40:28,865 --> 02:40:32,126
so I just thought I’d phone
and see if you’re…

124
02:40:32,126 --> 02:40:33,985
well you know,
we see each other every day

125
02:40:33,985 --> 02:40:35,272
and I just thought I’d err

126
02:40:35,272 --> 02:40:38,322
(HE MUTTERS)

127
02:40:38,322 --> 02:40:45,595
Yeah, so… I dunno…
worst message ever eh?

128
02:40:45,595 --> 02:40:49,387
I err, yeah… so err…
yeah cool.

129
02:40:49,387 --> 02:40:53,865
Okay, so see you tomorrow. Okay.
Alright. Yeah. Bye.

130
02:40:54,065 --> 02:40:55,267
(END OF MESSAGE)

131
02:51:20,800 --> 02:51:22,300
(PHONE RINGS)

132
02:51:22,643 --> 02:51:23,856
LAURA: Oh. Thank God!

133
02:51:23,856 --> 02:51:25,480
HANNAH: Do you wanna tell me
what the hell is going on?!

134
02:51:25,480 --> 02:51:27,319
LAURA: I’m sorry?

135
02:51:27,319 --> 02:51:30,600
HANNAH: You’re drinking, with Vik?
Like nothing happened?

136
02:51:31,158 --> 02:51:33,595
LAURA: No. It’s not like that…
HANNAH: Yeah, are you sure?

137
02:51:33,595 --> 02:51:35,822
LAURA: Will you trust me for once
in your life, huh?!

138
02:51:36,296 --> 02:51:39,114
HANNAH: Whoa! Lau! What the hell?

139
02:51:41,608 --> 02:51:45,446
LAURA: Sorry.
The work iPad got fucking nicked.

140
02:51:45,776 --> 02:51:47,199
HANNAH: Oh shit!

141
02:51:48,710 --> 02:51:51,186
LAURA: And please don’t ask me,
‘what it was doing out the office?’

142
02:51:51,186 --> 02:51:53,679
If one more person asks me,
‘what it was doing out the office’,

143
02:51:53,879 --> 02:51:56,124
I’m gonna fucking scream.

144
02:51:57,067 --> 02:51:59,325
HANNAH: Well Vik seems
to be taking it quite well.

145
02:51:59,325 --> 02:52:01,582
LAURA: Nope. Just told him.
He’s hit the roof.

146
02:52:01,582 --> 02:52:04,450
No reasoning what-so-ever!
I think I’m out.

147
02:52:04,500 --> 02:52:06,084
HANNAH: Shit babes.

148
02:52:07,265 --> 02:52:08,748
LAURA: After everything I did
for him today.

149
02:52:08,948 --> 02:52:10,479
HANNAH: Yeah.
Did you remind him about that?

150
02:52:12,280 --> 02:52:13,438
LAURA: He didn’t give a shit.

151
02:52:15,810 --> 02:52:19,042
So I told Lucan myself.
About earlier.

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02:52:19,242 --> 02:52:21,294
HANNAH: About the MP?

153
02:52:22,236 --> 02:52:23,609
LAURA: About everything.

154
02:52:25,550 --> 02:52:27,854
HANNAH: Well.. good. Great..

155
02:52:28,315 --> 02:52:30,207
LAURA: If Vik thinks I’m going
out that easily...

156
02:52:30,207 --> 02:52:34,992
HANNAH: Mention the grab Laura. Properly.
Through the proper channels. I can file it.

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02:52:34,992 --> 02:52:36,264
And then you have a strong case...

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02:52:36,264 --> 02:52:37,737
you know, playing those two off
against each other...

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02:52:42,657 --> 02:52:46,286
LAURA: I don’t know.
Well, we’ll talk Monday.

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02:52:46,486 --> 02:52:48,125
LAURA: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

161
02:52:48,125 --> 02:52:50,567
HANNAH: Well call me if you need anything.

162
02:52:50,567 --> 02:52:52,113
LAURA: Thank you.
HANNAH: Good luck.

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02:52:54,885 --> 02:52:56,029
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

164
03:01:25,549 --> 03:01:28,549
(PHONE RINGS)

165
03:01:37,291 --> 03:01:39,258
LAURA: Hey Jess, did you get my…

166
03:01:39,258 --> 03:01:40,994
JESS INTERRUPTS: Did you tell mom
I was going home?

167
03:01:42,495 --> 03:01:45,373
LAURA: No. I figured I’d take that
call over breakfast.

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03:01:46,130 --> 03:01:47,306
Ruin tomorrow as well.

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03:01:48,052 --> 03:01:49,327
You still on the train?

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03:01:50,356 --> 03:01:51,481
JESS: I didn’t get it.

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03:01:51,681 --> 03:01:54,386
LAURA: What?
JESS: I didn’t get the train!

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03:01:55,188 --> 03:01:56,840
LAURA: You at the station?

173
03:01:57,524 --> 03:02:00,673
JESS: No.
LAURA: Jess? Are you OK?

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03:02:00,990 --> 03:02:05,499
JESS EMOTIONAL: No. I’m sorry, Laura.
I’m so stupid.

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03:02:05,699 --> 03:02:07,530
LAURA: Jess? Where are you?

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03:02:07,730 --> 03:02:11,030
JESS: The arcade. By the London Eye.
LAURA: Back there?

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03:02:11,030 --> 03:02:13,616
JESS: I lied to you, Laura. I’m so sorry!

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03:02:14,013 --> 03:02:16,496
LAURA: Okay I’m on my way.
JESS: I don’t have much battery left.

179
03:02:16,496 --> 03:02:17,939
LAURA: Are you alone?

180
03:02:19,147 --> 03:02:23,306
Jess? Hello?
Are you still there? Jess?

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03:02:23,506 --> 03:02:25,996
(JESS STARTS TO CRY)
LAURA: Oi. Oi, it’s okay. It’s okay.

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03:02:25,996 --> 03:02:29,672
JESS CRYING: This wasn’t my idea.
I’m so sorry I didn’t stay with you.

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03:02:29,672 --> 03:02:31,430
LAURA: Are you with someone?

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03:02:31,430 --> 03:02:32,869
(JESS CRIES HARDER)

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03:02:32,869 --> 03:02:34,971
LAURA: Jess, it’s okay. Who’s there?

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03:02:35,171 --> 03:02:37,039
JESS: No one. No one. I ran off.

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03:02:37,239 --> 03:02:38,590
LAURA: Okay. Sit tight.

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03:02:40,424 --> 03:02:42,044
JESS:I didn’t want to go with them.
LAURA: Who?

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03:02:42,044 --> 03:02:44,811
JESS: Will you just come and get me?!
I want to come home!

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03:02:44,811 --> 03:02:47,380
LAURA: I’m on my way, Jess. Okay?
I’m coming as fast as I can.

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03:02:47,380 --> 03:02:49,564
JESS: I need to save battery.
Call me when you get here.

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03:02:49,564 --> 03:02:51,957
LAURA: Okay, I will. Alright?
Okay? Sit tight.

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03:02:52,932 --> 03:02:53,842
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

194
03:03:50,344 --> 03:03:53,343
(PHONE RINGS)

195
03:03:54,890 --> 03:03:55,960
NAOMI: Wow. That was quick.

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03:03:55,960 --> 03:03:58,022
LAURA: Hey!
NAOMI: I’m not drunk.

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03:03:58,022 --> 03:04:04,328
LAURA: No! It’s good you’re up. So...
there’s kinda stuff going on and...

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NAOMI: The boyfriend? I kinda know.

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03:04:06,888 --> 03:04:10,107
LAURA: No. Not that. That’s done. Fuck.

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03:04:10,107 --> 03:04:16,079
Yeah, that’s done...No.
It’s family stuff and...

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03:04:16,079 --> 03:04:19,432
NAOMI INTERRUPTS: Whoa!
Do I need more wine before I hear this?

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03:04:19,837 --> 03:04:21,753
LAURA: Oh no! Sorry.

203
03:04:21,753 --> 03:04:25,629
I am just having the shittest day
and there’s nothing I’d like

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more than this cheap pizza party
you’ve got going on, but...

205
03:04:30,163 --> 03:04:33,850
NAOMI: But...
LAURA: I have to find my sister...and...

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03:04:33,850 --> 03:04:36,843
NAOMI: Whoa, whoa. Are you okay?

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03:04:36,843 --> 03:04:38,873
LAURA: I don’t even know. Umm…

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03:04:38,873 --> 03:04:40,563
NAOMI: Do you want to talk?

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03:04:42,072 --> 03:04:42,378
(LAURA STUTTERS)

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03:04:42,378 --> 03:04:44,291
NAOMI: What’s happened?

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03:04:45,517 --> 03:04:49,350
LAURA: Nothing. Look,
we’ll do something soon, yeah?

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03:04:49,350 --> 03:04:52,563
Properly. I promise.

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03:04:53,321 --> 03:04:56,832
NAOMI: Yeah, cool.
Look, I hope everything’s okay.

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03:04:57,251 --> 03:04:58,271
LAURA: Thanks.

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03:04:59,666 --> 03:05:01,766
NAOMI: Night, you.
LAURA: Night.

216
03:05:02,294 --> 03:05:03,399
(PHONE CALL ENDS)

217
03:14:58,600 --> 03:15:01,600
(PHONE RINGS)

218
03:15:03,974 --> 03:15:07,624
JESS'S VOICEMAIL: Hi! This is Jess’ phone.
Can’t get to the phone right now

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03:15:07,624 --> 03:15:10,596
but if you leave a message I’ll call you back. Bye!

220
03:15:11,054 --> 03:15:12,572
(NO MESSAGE LEFT)

221
03:45:22,092 --> 03:45:25,092
(PHONE RINGS)

222
03:45:29,292 --> 03:45:30,997
RICHARD: Laura...

223
03:45:32,217 --> 03:45:35,159
LAURA: Yeah.
RICHARD: I...

224
03:45:34,245 --> 03:45:35,991
LAURA: What the fuck do you want, Richard?

225
03:45:36,805 --> 03:45:38,712
I know it was you
that called me earlier.

226
03:45:39,251 --> 03:45:41,008
I don’t have time for this.

227
03:45:41,008 --> 03:45:45,065
RICHARD: I need to see you.
LAURA: No. You don’t.

228
03:45:46,989 --> 03:45:48,714
You need to go back to Cannock. To Claire.

229
03:45:49,371 --> 03:45:52,469
RICHARD: I can’t do that.
LAURA: Yes. You can. I’m gonna…

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03:45:52,469 --> 03:45:54,216
RICHARD INTERRUPTS: I miss you...

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03:45:54,745 --> 03:45:55,827
...Us

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03:45:56,909 --> 03:45:59,849
LAURA: I can’t deal with this now.
This isn’t fair.

233
03:46:01,836 --> 03:46:04,675
RICHARD: I’m sorry. I’ve tried. I have.

234
03:46:05,508 --> 03:46:06,479
LAURA: You’ve tried what?

235
03:46:08,536 --> 03:46:10,591
RICHARD: With Claire. Pretending.

236
03:46:10,989 --> 03:46:14,089
LAURA LAUGHS: You can’t call me up
and just say all this!

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03:46:14,089 --> 03:46:15,931
RICHARD: I can’t keep lying to myself, Laura.

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03:46:16,447 --> 03:46:18,556
Neither of us can.
LAURA EMOTIONAL: I don’t know what…

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03:46:18,556 --> 03:46:20,192
RICHARD: I love you.

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03:46:20,948 --> 03:46:22,647
Always have.

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03:46:22,863 --> 03:46:24,262
You know that.

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03:46:25,856 --> 03:46:26,856
You do.

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03:46:26,862 --> 03:46:28,174
It doesn’t matter what they said.

244
03:46:28,174 --> 03:46:31,053
It doesn’t matter that they tried
to tell us it was wrong.

245
03:46:32,263 --> 03:46:34,588
It wasn’t wrong, Laura. It wasn’t.

246
03:46:36,193 --> 03:46:38,158
You felt the same way I did. I know that.

247
03:46:40,945 --> 03:46:43,420
Meet me. Please. I want to see you.

248
03:46:46,140 --> 03:46:48,023
I can be there in five minutes.

249
03:46:48,223 --> 03:46:49,770
LAURA: Be… be where?
RICHARD: Anywhere.

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03:46:49,970 --> 03:46:53,451
LAURA: I think you should
call your wife, Richard.

251
03:46:53,451 --> 03:46:55,341
You know this is going to get you
into trouble again.

252
03:46:55,341 --> 03:46:57,861
RICHARD: I don’t care anymore.
I just want to be with you.

253
03:46:57,861 --> 03:46:59,169
LAURA: That’s not gonna happen.

254
03:46:59,896 --> 03:47:00,996
(SHE HANGS UP)

255
03:48:28,155 --> 03:48:29,516
FEMALE: (INAUDIBLE)

256
03:48:38,825 --> 03:48:44,988
(MALES TALK AMONGST THEMSELVES)
(INAUDIBLE)

257
03:48:44,988 --> 03:48:46,454
MALE CAMERAMAN: (INAUDIBLE)

258
03:48:47,825 --> 03:48:49,370
(SOUND OF ARCADE GAME -
RIFLE BEING FIRED)

259
03:51:32,825 --> 03:51:35,825
(PHONE RINGS)

260
03:51:53,189 --> 03:51:56,020
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

261
03:51:56,020 --> 03:51:57,892
but please leave a message after the beep.

262
03:51:58,022 --> 03:51:58,846
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

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03:51:59,047 --> 03:52:03,967
CLAIRE: Laura, I know he’s in London.
I’m here. Call me. Please.

264
03:52:04,167 --> 03:52:05,267
(END OF MESSAGE)

265
03:54:10,825 --> 03:54:21,726
(SOUND OF ARCADE GAME –
RIFLE BEING FIRED)

266
03:54:23,819 --> 03:54:31,032
(SOUND OF ARCADE GAME –
RIFLE BEING FIRED)

267
03:54:35,632 --> 03:54:37,418
(SOUND OF ARCADE GAME)

268
03:54:42,109 --> 03:54:46,907
(SOUND OF ARCADE GAME –
RIFLE BEING FIRED)

269
03:54:50,129 --> 03:54:50,600
(SOUND OF ARCADE GAMES)

270
03:55:01,520 --> 03:55:08,203
(SOUND OF ARCADE GAMES)

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03:55:09,825 --> 03:55:13,737
FEMALE: So what do you do (INAUDIBLE)?
Just kind of like…

272
03:55:13,737 --> 03:55:16,058
(ALARM FROM ARCADE GAME)

273
03:56:37,092 --> 03:56:39,092
(PHONE RINGS)

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03:56:41,129 --> 03:56:43,872
JESS'S VOICEMAIL: Hi! This is Jess’ phone.
Can’t get to the phone right now

275
03:56:43,872 --> 03:56:46,894
but if you leave a message
I’ll call you back. Bye!

276
03:56:47,094 --> 03:56:47,877
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

277
03:56:48,565 --> 03:56:49,658
(NO MESSAGE LEFT)

278
03:56:50,271 --> 03:56:53,271
(PHONE RINGS)

279
03:57:06,601 --> 03:57:07,735
MUM'S VOICEMAIL: Hi, you’re through to Louise.

280
03:57:07,735 --> 03:57:09,811
Sorry I can’t take your call
but leave a message.

281
03:57:10,309 --> 03:57:11,309
(LAURA HANGS UP)

282
03:58:35,910 --> 03:58:38,910
(PHONE RINGS)

283
03:58:49,082 --> 03:58:52,082
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

284
03:58:55,825 --> 03:58:58,935
LAURA’S VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Laura.
Sorry I’m not here to take your call at the minute,

285
03:58:58,935 --> 03:59:00,669
but please leave a message after the beep.

286
03:59:00,818 --> 03:59:01,818
(VOICEMAIL BEEP)

287
03:59:01,952 --> 03:59:06,612
MUM'S VOICEMAIL: (LAUGHS) Get off me, Trev!
(LAUGHS) Ooh! Ssssh!

288
03:59:06,612 --> 03:59:08,195
Hey Laura, it’s mom.

289
03:59:08,195 --> 03:59:13,110
Yeah, just got Jess’ text – relief.
(LAUGHS)

290
03:59:13,110 --> 03:59:16,699
Sounds like you’re all having a brilliant time.
I’m guessing her battery died?

291
03:59:16,699 --> 03:59:20,890
I hope Jess is on water now –
no more wines for Jess, yeah?

292
03:59:20,890 --> 03:59:22,536
We’ve only just got back ourselves.

293
03:59:22,536 --> 03:59:25,174
Trevor – pathetic – has been falling
asleep in the cab!

294
03:59:25,174 --> 03:59:27,703
Yes you did...Get off me! (LAUGHS)

295
03:59:27,703 --> 03:59:31,817
Yeah look, we’re gonna go to bed
in a minute so don’t call me,

296
03:59:31,817 --> 03:59:33,500
I’ll speak to you both in the morning.

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03:59:34,177 --> 03:59:35,961
Give us a call when you’re up.

298
03:59:35,961 --> 03:59:38,347
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, well, glad you’re having fun.

299
03:59:38,347 --> 03:59:41,082
Behave! Love you! Miss you!