[6:06 AM] chilly: also unrelated to gays, greer is a fence
[6:07 AM] bread cop: connie hates fancy places
[6:07 AM] bread cop: GREER AND CONNIE DO A LOT OF BUSINESS
[6:07 AM] bread cop: also connie steals his kid cool stuff
[6:07 AM] chilly: MAKES SENSE WHY CONNIE WOULD BE AUDREYS FAVORITE
[6:07 AM] chilly: audrey: i have a knife and if u get too close ill steal your face
greer: isnt he just the cutest kid
[6:08 AM] bread cop: connie: steals audery more knives
[6:08 AM] bread cop: audery should be like 7 also
[6:08 AM] chilly: IDEAL
[6:08 AM] bread cop: for better talking adn More Knife
[6:08 AM] bread cop: and bideo bames
[6:08 AM] chilly: fair
[6:09 AM] chilly: audrey, never looking up from his pokemon game in a very dark and grave voice: i once killed a man
greer: tears up
[6:10 AM] bread cop: GOD
[6:10 AM] bread cop: AUDERYS 7 AND NOT A MURDERER
[6:10 AM] bread cop: but i love that he says shit like this
[6:10 AM] chilly: audrey has the best poker face on the planet
[6:10 AM] bread cop: connie: youve never killed anything in your life shut up and play pokemon
[6:11 AM] chilly: audrey stares like the twins in the shining
[6:12 AM] bread cop: horrific
[6:12 AM] chilly: audrey has the sense of humor of greer and is always dead pan at the same time
[6:13 AM] chilly: also consider: connie and audrey watch monster factory together
[6:13 AM] bread cop: YES!!! YES
[6:13 AM] bread cop: PLEASE
[6:13 AM] chilly: idk why it was just wholesome
[6:14 AM] chilly: also greer being a fence explains why he leaves his kid with connie, the man he probably shouldnt leave a child with
[6:14 AM] chilly: he meets some dangerous ppl in el asilo
[6:14 AM] chilly: PROBABLY ALSO WHY HE GAVE AUDREY A KNIFE
[6:15 AM] bread cop: maria is honestly the most ideal babysitter
[6:15 AM] bread cop: she plays animal crossing and pokemon and would kill anyone with ill intent that came within 30 feet of audery out of sheer anxiety
[6:15 AM] bread cop: also every other otoole is so protective of her its THE BEST
[6:16 AM] bread cop: they all want to murder the mayor for her
[6:16 AM] chilly: he pawns audrey off to whoever is closest when he gets contacted by a client
[6:16 AM] bread cop: i love my daughter
[6:16 AM] bread cop: GOD
[6:16 AM] chilly: IDEAL
[6:16 AM] bread cop: connie sees audery the most probably because he steals a lot of shit and has to give it to greer to like. examine and fence
[6:16 AM] bread cop: so he watches monster factory and steals his food
[6:16 AM] bread cop: AUDERY SHOULD BE FRIENDS WITH ELIAS' NIECE
[6:16 AM] bread cop: SHSES LIKE 11?
[6:17 AM] chilly: YES
[6:17 AM] bread cop: AND SUPER ROWDY AND VERY GOOD
[6:17 AM] bread cop: elise is so good
[6:17 AM] bread cop: always
[6:17 AM] bread cop: blease
[6:17 AM] chilly: audrey is also rowdy
[6:17 AM] bread cop: she does childrens theater and fights full grown firemen for funsies
[6:18 AM] chilly: IDEAL
[6:18 AM] chilly: also audrey has definitely stabbed connie at some point
[6:18 AM] chilly: the gang goes to the emergency room
[6:19 AM] chilly: greer finds it hilarious
[6:19 AM] bread cop: GOD
[6:20 AM] bread cop: make it an accident too
[6:20 AM] bread cop: not a malicious thing
[6:20 AM] chilly: absolutely
[6:20 AM] bread cop: audery was playing with the knife
[6:20 AM] bread cop: EVEN BETTER HOLD ON LET MY SON BE GOOD FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE I GOT AN IDEA SCOOB
[6:20 AM] chilly: "hey connie check out my knife"
[6:20 AM] bread cop: audery was playing with the knife and showing off to impress connie and almost cut his own tiny hand off and connie Saw and has good reflexes so he just ended up shoving his own hand in the way like 'ah'
[6:20 AM] bread cop: 'unfortunate'
[6:21 AM] chilly: PLEASE
[6:21 AM] bread cop: audery is shrieking and connie is just looking at the knife in his hand and is like uhhhhhhhhhhhh ow
[6:21 AM] chilly: connie is good sometimes
[6:21 AM] bread cop: and greer rushes in and everything is hell
[6:21 AM] bread cop: CONNIE IS GOOD.... SOMETIEMS
[6:21 AM] bread cop: connie likes kids
[6:21 AM] bread cop: he has a softspot for kids
[6:21 AM] bread cop: its tadghs fault
[6:21 AM] chilly: also audrey isnt ginger he definitely has brown hair like his mama
[6:21 AM] chilly: HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE HIS MAMA ACTUALLY HE JUST GOT GREERS GREEN EHES
[6:21 AM] chilly: EYES*
[6:22 AM] chilly: also i cant believe connie is audreys vodka uncle
[6:22 AM] bread cop: absolutely he is
[6:24 AM] chilly: consider: one night greer has to leave audrey with connie really late so audreys just curled up asleep at one of the booths near the bar so connie can keep an eye on him
[6:24 AM] chilly: hes wrapped up in his little pokemon blanket just a sleeping away
[6:25 AM] chilly: one person gets too close to audreys booth and connie is just suddenly There and Watching
[6:25 AM] chilly: connie: :eye::eye: u wat
[6:25 AM] bread cop: honestly connie would just throw them out of the bar he has that power
[6:25 AM] bread cop: ALL BARTENDERS HAVE THAT POWER
[6:25 AM] chilly: IDEAL
[6:25 AM] bread cop: and audery would probably be in like uhh
[6:25 AM] bread cop: the break room
[6:26 AM] chilly: oh good i didnt know if they had one
[6:26 AM] bread cop: probably
[6:26 AM] bread cop: kids arent allowed to be in bars when its open but its.. the outlaw
[6:26 AM] bread cop: connies boss likes him and would make an exception
[6:26 AM] bread cop: connie brings audery snacks and soda from the bar until he falls asleep and checks in on him on breaks and then carries him home
[6:26 AM] bread cop: hes a good boy sometimes
[6:26 AM] chilly: audrey sleeps in weird places tho so hed definitely curls up on the counter in the break room
[6:26 AM] bread cop: thats fine
[6:26 AM] bread cop: he can go home and nap with connie after
[6:27 AM] chilly: ideal
[6:27 AM] bread cop: give connie the Cuddles
[6:27 AM] chilly: audrey would adore connies snake
[6:27 AM] bread cop: connie is so thrilled
[6:27 AM] chilly: and his ghost sword
[6:27 AM] bread cop: connie has to keep that up higher
[6:27 AM] bread cop: but sometimes it moves auderys stuff around and i bet hes thrilled
[6:27 AM] bread cop: it probably just moves auderys stuff into a pile on the counter
[6:27 AM] bread cop: if it gets strewn around everywhere
[6:27 AM] bread cop: also it hides connies motorcycle/house keys
[6:28 AM] chilly: audrey: i wanna talk to the man in the sword
[6:28 AM] bread cop: connie: it could be a woman in the sword
[6:28 AM] chilly: audrey: whoa hot
[6:28 AM] chilly: audrey: i wanna marry the woman in the sword
[6:29 AM] bread cop: connie: ask her when ur older
[6:29 AM] chilly: fantastic
[6:30 AM] chilly: also audrey definitely calls connie conlaodh but only bc he likes how it sounds
[6:30 AM] bread cop: audery is connies favorite nephew
[6:30 AM] bread cop: HE LIKES HIS FULL NAME TOO
[6:31 AM] bread cop: ITS JUST THAT NO ONE OUTSIDE THE FAMILY CAN SAY IT RIGHT
[6:31 AM] chilly: fnfnfjfnf
[6:31 AM] chilly: audrey is autistic and when hes told connies full name its definitely his echolalia for a bit
[6:32 AM] chilly: still sometimes he'll say conlaodh even if he doesnt need smth bc the boy just likes the mouth sounds!!
[6:32 AM] bread cop: GOOD SHIT OP
[6:32 AM] chilly: audrey is also definitely not in school
[6:33 AM] chilly: audrey, with a candy cigarette in his mouth: i tried kindergarten, not even once
[6:33 AM] bread cop: GOD
[6:33 AM] bread cop: deffo maria is on greers ass unless audery is on online school
[6:34 AM] bread cop: she gives the others a hard time for illegal stuff but she cant abide this
[6:34 AM] bread cop: maria, crying into the phone: i am the police, greer!!!
[6:34 AM] chilly: he is!! its like that abc mouse or smth whatever it is
[6:34 AM] bread cop: nice ideal
[6:34 AM] chilly: audrey isnt autistic but he handled real school really poorly so greer didnt make him go back
[6:34 AM] chilly: I MEANT
[6:34 AM] chilly: IS AUTISTIC
[6:34 AM] chilly: ISNT DISGNOSED
[6:34 AM] chilly: DIAGNOSED*
[6:35 AM] chilly: greer just knows that his kids kinda weird but its okay bc he supports him
[6:35 AM] bread cop: ideal
[6:36 AM] chilly: someone at some point definitely needs to be like "hey u should get him tested" but until then greer just doesnt know
[6:37 AM] chilly: ALSO GREER DOESNT TRUST A LOT OF PUBLIC FACILITIES IN EL ASILO PROBABLY "i cant enroll him in real school what if a villain kidnaps him"
[6:38 AM] bread cop: I MEAN THATS VERY FAIR AND VERY VALID
[6:38 AM] bread cop: ONLINE SCHOOL ONLY
[6:39 AM] chilly: RIGHT
[6:39 AM] chilly: audreys a smart kid tho its fine
[6:39 AM] chilly: he also goes to like this night class thing once a week where greer can like. Stay there with him
[6:39 AM] chilly: or if not greer someone he trusts
[6:41 AM] bread cop: connie ruins night class
[6:41 AM] chilly: djdnfjfnf of course
[6:42 AM] chilly: also audrey is definitely greers entire life, if u walk into his apartment there isnt anything untouched by audreys grubby little hands
[6:42 AM] chilly: he loves his kid a lot
[6:42 AM] bread cop: IDEAL
[6:42 AM] bread cop: greers a good dad
[6:42 AM] chilly: he tries so hard to be
[6:44 AM] chilly: greer has to ask connie if hes a good dad
[6:44 AM] bread cop: connie: idk ask my dad
[6:44 AM] bread cop: connie: idk let me ask tadgh
[6:44 AM] chilly: like he asks connie multiple times a week
[6:44 AM] chilly: FJBFNF
[6:44 AM] chilly: greer is just so unsure!!!
[6:45 AM] chilly: also idk how all the otoole relations work but greer should definitely still be connies dads younger brother
[6:46 AM] bread cop: so greer is connies uncle? kind of
[6:46 AM] chilly: ye
[6:46 AM] bread cop: makes snese with the fucky family
[6:46 AM] bread cop: so audery is a cousin i dig it
[6:47 AM] bread cop: connie probably calls them cousin/nephew anyway
[6:47 AM] chilly: fair enough
[6:47 AM] chilly: audrey also definitely says weird shit like gerard way on xanax
[6:47 AM] chilly: "if you get too close ill touch your face and steal you memories!"
[6:48 AM] bread cop: pls im lov ehim
[6:48 AM] chilly: same!!
[6:49 AM] chilly: i cant believe connie now has part time responsibility of a 7 yr old
[6:51 AM] bread cop: hard same
[6:52 AM] chilly: i want more connie + audrey cute shenanigans!!
[6:53 AM] chilly: connie teaches audrey how to steal
[6:53 AM] chilly: greer goes grocery shopping, tells audrey he cant have a certain cereal, they get home and audrey produces a box of cereal from nowhere
[6:54 AM] chilly: greer: connie dont make my son a criminal
connie: this isnt the first time ive heard that
[6:54 AM] bread cop: and it wont be the last
[6:55 AM] chilly: sffhklljhgf
[6:55 AM] chilly: what kind of snake does connie have again
[6:56 AM] bread cop: a rosy boa (a kind of orange one?? like orangey spots) named rosie
[6:57 AM] chilly: Nice
[7:00 AM] chilly: im so emotional i love my sons son
[7:00 AM] bread cop: SAME
[7:03 AM] chilly: audreys sleep wake schedule mimics greers and so hes mostly asleep during the day and awake at night, hence night school and online classes
[7:04 AM] chilly: but also means he spends a lot of time not watching kids cartoons and instead watches infomercials
[7:05 AM] bread cop: consider
[7:05 AM] bread cop: late night anime
[7:05 AM] chilly: IDEAL
[7:05 AM] bread cop: old anime
[7:05 AM] bread cop: inuyasha
[7:05 AM] chilly: he has watched a lot of old voltron
[7:06 AM] chilly: audrey has no friends his age all his friends are 20 yrs older than him and are in a mob
[7:06 AM] bread cop: he has elise
[7:06 AM] chilly: fair
[7:07 AM] chilly: but shes also 4 yrs older than him
[7:07 AM] chilly: audrey would be in 1st/2nd grade and elise would be in middle school, totally different points in life
[7:07 AM] bread cop: make friends his own age!!!
[7:08 AM] bread cop: get a book club
[7:08 AM] bread cop: play neopets
[7:08 AM] chilly: he absolutely plays neopets
[7:08 AM] chilly: he singlehandedly made the economy as broken as gaia online
[7:08 AM] chilly: GOD CONSIDER: AUDREY HAS LUCK MANIPULATION BUT JUST USES IT ON NEOPETS
[7:09 AM] bread cop: YES GOD PLEASE
[7:09 AM] chilly: audrey is the best
[7:10 AM] chilly: SHOULD I GIVE HIM A MORE IRISH NAME
[7:10 AM] chilly: BC WHEN I NAMED HIM I NAMED HIM SO HED MATCH WITH HIS TRIPLETS
[7:10 AM] bread cop: no audery is wonderful
[7:10 AM] chilly: fair enough
[7:13 AM] chilly: contents of audreys backpack: at least 3 knives, ds, tablet (for school and games), blanket, jar of peanut butter, stim toys/chew toys, bottle of grape juice (refers to it strictly as wine), packs of crayons hes stolen from different restaurants
[7:14 AM] bread cop: GOOD
[7:14 AM] bread cop: its grape juice box with a wine label connie took from the bar
[7:14 AM] chilly: absolutely!!
[7:15 AM] bread cop: hm i should nap
[7:16 AM] chilly: actually audrey probably also keeps clothes in there since its 50/50 if hes staying at someone elses how that night
[7:16 AM] chilly: also nap
[7:16 AM] bread cop: fair enough
[7:17 AM] chilly: connie plays minecraft with audrey
[7:17 AM] chilly: MINECRAFT IS ACTUALLY AUDREYS SPECIAL INTEREST PROBABLY
[7:18 AM] chilly: HE HAS A WHOLE SURVIVAL WORLD WHERE HES BUILT A KINGDOM HIMSELF
[7:18 AM] chilly: LIKE HE GRINDED OUT THE MATERIALS FOR IT
[7:18 AM] bread cop: GOOD