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  1. [14:31] <vampsquirrel> ===START===
  2. [14:31] <Anastasia_Locke> "Okay, most important thing to remember is to look AWESOME. Sound good?"
  3. [14:33] <vampsquirrel> The two of you exit the casino, and find a conveniently located titachnid a distance away. Unlike the usual fare, this one's body bears a strong resemblance to a meteorite, with heart shaped craters, and is wearing a silly anime headband bearing a minimalist heart.
  4. [14:33] <Anastasia_Locke> "Ooh!"
  5. [14:33] <Thalix> "Sounds gre4!t"
  6. [14:34] <Anastasia_Locke> CHARGE!
  7. [14:35] <Thalix> RAWR
  8. [14:35] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2 Initiative
  9. [14:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+2 Initiative --> [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
  10. [14:35] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+8 initiative
  11. [14:35] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+8 initiative --> [ 1d20=15 ]{23}
  12. [14:35] <vampsquirrel> Thalix, roll initiative.
  13. [14:37] == Thalix_Scolas [~AndChat48@2607:fb90:4494:ae82:6dee:faaa:3383:414f] has joined #RPGStuck_Potatopancakeparty
  14. [14:37] <Thalix_Scolas> Fixed
  15. [14:37] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll initiative
  16. [14:37] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  17. [14:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
  18. [14:38] <vampsquirrel> Alright, order is Titachnid, Thalix, Ana.
  19. [14:39] <vampsquirrel> The titachnid uses its secret technique, seduction-no jutsu, roll insight to resist its sexy ninja charms!
  20. [14:39] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-2
  21. [14:39] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{18}
  22. [14:39] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+1 and hope for a crit
  23. [14:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+1 and hope for a crit --> [ 1d20=17 ]{18}
  24. [14:40] <vampsquirrel> You too Thalix_Scolas, you can't escape the Titachnid charms.
  25. [14:40] == Thalix [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 195 seconds]
  26. [14:40] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh no, they have style too!"
  27. [14:40] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20
  28. [14:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{12}
  29. [14:41] <Thalix_Scolas> "Styl3, our only we4kness!"
  30. [14:41] <vampsquirrel> The two of you fall prey to the titachnid's... uh... insectoid wiles? Sure, we'll go with that. You're now embroiled in a trashy anime romance love octagon with it! You have disadvantage to hit on your next attack!
  31. [14:42] <vampsquirrel> It also, y'know, attacks you or something, that happens too.
  32. [14:42] <Thalix_Scolas> "B...bak4!"
  33. [14:42] <vampsquirrel> !roll 4#1d20+7
  34. [14:42] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 4#1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{9}, [ 1d20=2 ]{9}, [ 1d20=17 ]{24}, [ 1d20=3 ]{10}
  35. [14:42] <vampsquirrel> It misses everything in spectacularly shameful fashion! Except one hit on Ana.
  36. [14:43] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hey!"
  37. [14:43] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6 Violescence
  38. [14:43] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d6 Violescence --> [ 1d6=4 ]{4}
  39. [14:43] <Thalix_Scolas> "Hey now"
  40. [14:43] <Anastasia_Locke> Ayy, half damage back
  41. [14:43] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4+7
  42. [14:43] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4+7 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{10}
  43. [14:43] <vampsquirrel> Ana takes 10, it takes 5. Thalix's turn.
  44. [14:43] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2#1d20+5
  45. [14:43] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2#1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}, [ 1d20=9 ]{14}
  46. [14:44] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2#1d20+5
  47. [14:44] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2#1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}, [ 1d20=3 ]{8}
  48. [14:44] <Thalix_Scolas> any hit?
  49. [14:44] <vampsquirrel> You're blinded by your repressed love for the Titachnid and miss it in your cherry blossom colored haze.
  50. [14:45] <Thalix_Scolas> "Kaw4i1"
  51. [14:45] <vampsquirrel> Ana's turn?
  52. [14:45] * Anastasia_Locke equips the Lightning Revolver and All You Need Is Gloves
  53. [14:46] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2#1d20+9+4+3 Seeking Attack 3 with revolver
  54. [14:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2#1d20+9+4+3 Seeking Attack 3 with revolver --> [ 1d20=18 ]{34}, [ 1d20=1 ]{17}
  55. [14:46] <Anastasia_Locke> Welp
  56. [14:47] <vampsquirrel> You can't bear to hurt titachnid senpai sama kun! And force yourself to miss!
  57. [14:47] <Anastasia_Locke> "... It's not like I like you or anything..."
  58. [14:47] * Anastasia_Locke tries again with the glove net
  59. [14:47] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2#1d20+9
  60. [14:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2#1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{14}, [ 1d20=9 ]{18}
  61. [14:48] <vampsquirrel> Your emotions! Kya! They're too strong! Once again, you fail to attack Titachnid-san!
  62. [14:48] <Anastasia_Locke> Ana swaps back to her Combination Shield now that the net is gone, and ends her turn
  63. [14:49] <vampsquirrel> The titachnid takes this opportunity to give you all a windblast of SUPER ROMANTIC CHERRY BLOSSOMS! Make a strength check to resist the ROMANTIC WINDS OF IT'S PASSION!
  64. [14:50] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20-1
  65. [14:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{17}
  66. [14:51] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+1
  67. [14:51] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{4}
  68. [14:52] <vampsquirrel> Ana manages to resist the majority of the PASSIONATE WINDS! Only being knocked prone. Thalix takes the full intense brunt of the blast, and is swept away on an air current of love!
  69. [14:52] <Anastasia_Locke> "I'm REALLY starting to regret keeping that book."
  70. [14:53] <vampsquirrel> He has been launched 50 feet away from the titachnid, who ends its turn in a totally stylin' pose surrounded by extra kawaii making blossoms!
  71. [14:53] <vampsquirrel> Thalix's turn.
  72. [14:53] <vampsquirrel> (No more disadvantage, just in case that was unclear.)
  73. [14:54] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  74. [14:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{8}
  75. [14:54] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  76. [14:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
  77. [14:54] <vampsquirrel> I don't know what you're rolling, but if the second one was an attack, it hit!
  78. [14:54] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3d6+5
  79. [14:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3d6+5 --> [ 3d6=8 ]{13}
  80. [14:54] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d3
  81. [14:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=2 ]{2}
  82. [14:54] <Thalix_Scolas> Just 13 damage
  83. [14:55] <Thalix_Scolas> End Turn
  84. [14:55] <vampsquirrel> Uhhh, you know you're out of melee range, right?
  85. [14:56] <Thalix_Scolas> Oh
  86. [14:56] <Thalix_Scolas> Well then
  87. [14:56] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2d4+5
  88. [14:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2d4+5 --> [ 2d4=4 ]{9}
  89. [14:56] <Thalix_Scolas> And i dont remeber what the cards do
  90. [14:56] <Thalix_Scolas> so thats all
  91. [14:57] <vampsquirrel> Alright... Ana's turn!
  92. [14:57] * Anastasia_Locke , NOT out of melee range, trades her gun in for her favourite stungun
  93. [14:57] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 Terrifying Strike 2
  94. [14:57] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 Terrifying Strike 2 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{24}
  95. [14:57] <vampsquirrel> Ana is prone! And will need to make an attack at disadvantage if she doesn't get up!
  96. [14:57] <Anastasia_Locke> Oh
  97. [14:58] <Anastasia_Locke> Stand up then stungun then
  98. [14:58] <Anastasia_Locke> That work?
  99. [14:58] <vampsquirrel> You succeed, shotgunning the fabulous insect ninja with psionically enhanced terrifyingness!
  100. [14:58] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3 damage
  101. [14:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4d3 damage --> [ 4d3=8 ]{8}
  102. [14:58] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2 Intimidate
  103. [14:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+2 Intimidate --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  104. [14:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+1d4+1d6 Stat Drain
  105. [14:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 Stat Drain --> [ 1d4=1 1d4=3 1d6=1 ]{5}
  106. [14:59] <Anastasia_Locke> 1 Con for 1 turn
  107. [14:59] <Anastasia_Locke> And 8 damage
  108. [14:59] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20
  109. [14:59] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{18}
  110. [14:59] <vampsquirrel> You fail to intimidate it.
  111. [14:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 minor action attack
  112. [14:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 minor action attack --> [ 1d20=14 ]{23}
  113. [14:59] <vampsquirrel> Another hit!
  114. [14:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3 damage
  115. [14:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4d3 damage --> [ 4d3=8 ]{8}
  116. [14:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+1d4+1d6 Stat Drain
  117. [14:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 Stat Drain --> [ 1d4=4 1d4=2 1d6=1 ]{7}
  118. [15:00] <Anastasia_Locke> 8 damage, drain 4 Str for 1 turn
  119. [15:00] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  120. [15:01] <vampsquirrel> The glorious flying ninja meteor bug launches a frankly dazzling assault upon you! Special technique: SLASHES OF INFLAMED PASSION!
  121. [15:01] <vampsquirrel> !roll 4#1d20+7
  122. [15:01] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 4#1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{17}, [ 1d20=7 ]{14}, [ 1d20=6 ]{13}, [ 1d20=8 ]{15}
  123. [15:01] <vampsquirrel> Supposed to have been +8, so one of those should've hit.
  124. [15:02] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6 Violescence
  125. [15:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d6 Violescence --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
  126. [15:02] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4+8
  127. [15:02] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4+8 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{11}
  128. [15:02] * Anastasia_Locke : INFATU-PARRY!
  129. [15:02] <vampsquirrel> You take 11, and the titachnid takes 5.5 rounded down to 5.
  130. [15:03] <vampsquirrel> Thalix's turn, he is 50 feet away from the glorious ninja bug!
  131. [15:16] <Thalix_Scolas> I move as clse ad i can
  132. [15:17] <Thalix_Scolas> which is idk
  133. [15:17] <Anastasia_Locke> 30 feet
  134. [15:17] <Thalix_Scolas> aw
  135. [15:17] <vampsquirrel> That's 30 feet with a basic move action, or 60 if you use your major to double it.
  136. [15:17] <vampsquirrel> At which point you won't be able to do jack squat.
  137. [15:17] <Thalix_Scolas> nah ill go 30
  138. [15:17] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5 to throw card
  139. [15:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 to throw card --> [ 1d20=2 ]{7}
  140. [15:18] <Thalix_Scolas> aw
  141. [15:18] <vampsquirrel> Your love for the bug is so powerful it even trumps your card throwing ability!
  142. [15:18] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  143. [15:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
  144. [15:18] <Thalix_Scolas> Off hand
  145. [15:18] <vampsquirrel> But not that time! You hit with the minor!
  146. [15:18] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2d4
  147. [15:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2d4 --> [ 2d4=7 ]{7}
  148. [15:18] <Thalix_Scolas> "Fe3l the lov3!"
  149. [15:19] <vampsquirrel> Ana's turn! You're right next to the love bug, and standing strong in the face of overwhelming passion!
  150. [15:19] <Anastasia_Locke> Who needs love bugs when you have an AWESOME STUN GUN!?
  151. [15:20] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9+5 Seeking Attack 4
  152. [15:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9+5 Seeking Attack 4 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{27}
  153. [15:20] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3 damage
  154. [15:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4d3 damage --> [ 4d3=8 ]{8}
  155. [15:20] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain
  156. [15:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain --> [ 1d4=2 1d4=2 1d6=2 ]{6}
  157. [15:20] <vampsquirrel> STUNNING!
  158. [15:20] <Anastasia_Locke> Steals 2 Str for 2 turns
  159. [15:20] <Anastasia_Locke> Offhand
  160. [15:20] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9
  161. [15:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{21}
  162. [15:20] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3
  163. [15:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4d3 --> [ 4d3=7 ]{7}
  164. [15:20] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain
  165. [15:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain --> [ 1d4=4 1d4=1 1d6=4 ]{9}
  166. [15:20] <Anastasia_Locke> Ooh
  167. [15:20] <Anastasia_Locke> -4 Dex for 4 turns
  168. [15:21] <vampsquirrel> welp.
  169. [15:21] * Anastasia_Locke 's AC goes up to 20
  170. [15:21] <Anastasia_Locke> ;) ;) ;)
  171. [15:21] * vampsquirrel makes a note that he should definitely nerf this thing soon.
  172. [15:21] <Anastasia_Locke> Indeed
  173. [15:21] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  174. [15:22] <Anastasia_Locke> Only a mod change of -2 though
  175. [15:22] <vampsquirrel> The (noticeably clumsier) but still INCREDIBLY PASSIONATE! ASTEROID NINJA OF LOVE TAKES FLIGHT! Soaring 40 feet above you both.
  176. [15:23] <vampsquirrel> It then sucks in all of its limbs and becomes a literal ASTEROID NINJA OF LOVE, hurtling down at Ana so fast that it lights on fire even though it's not entering the atmosphere!
  177. [15:23] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well that's just not fair."
  178. [15:23] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+5
  179. [15:23] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}
  180. [15:24] <Thalix_Scolas> "wo4h"
  181. [15:24] <vampsquirrel> It crashes into the ground, leaving a heart shaped crater professing its immense love for its own senpai. However, you luckily dodged out of its way just in time!
  182. [15:24] <vampsquirrel> Who knows what would've happened if you weren't currently buffed by that obscenely op weapon!
  183. [15:25] <Anastasia_Locke> "... I think I need to learn how to do that."
  184. [15:25] <vampsquirrel> Thalix's turn.
  185. [15:25] <Thalix_Scolas> I move up to my precious senpai
  186. [15:25] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  187. [15:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
  188. [15:25] <Thalix_Scolas> that was minor
  189. [15:25] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5
  190. [15:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
  191. [15:26] <vampsquirrel> You can't make a minor attack without a major first.
  192. [15:26] <Thalix_Scolas> aw man
  193. [15:26] <Thalix_Scolas> i thought i was sneky
  194. [15:26] <Anastasia_Locke> Yeah, can't really do that
  195. [15:26] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3d6
  196. [15:26] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3d6 --> [ 3d6=9 ]{9}
  197. [15:26] <vampsquirrel> Even if you could, you'd need to declare it before attacking, but your minor does hit.
  198. [15:26] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d3
  199. [15:26] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=2 ]{2}
  200. [15:26] <Thalix_Scolas> Just 9
  201. [15:26] <Thalix_Scolas> End Tirn
  202. [15:27] <Anastasia_Locke> "Alright, let's stop that from happening, 'kay?"
  203. [15:27] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 Snare 9
  204. [15:27] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 Snare 9 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{18}
  205. [15:27] <vampsquirrel> You can't tie down your glorious ninja bug senpai!
  206. [15:27] <vampsquirrel> He should be free to roam the skies!
  207. [15:27] <Anastasia_Locke> Oh yes I can
  208. [15:27] <Anastasia_Locke> Nobody else gets to see his glory but me
  209. [15:27] <Anastasia_Locke> He's all mine
  210. [15:28] <Anastasia_Locke> Or else
  211. [15:28] <vampsquirrel> Welp, you're yandere as fuck and I'm now terrified, but you still missed.
  212. [15:28] <Anastasia_Locke> Well so much for that plan
  213. [15:28] <Thalix_Scolas> "Thats not fa1r!"
  214. [15:28] * Anastasia_Locke zaps him again anyway
  215. [15:28] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9
  216. [15:28] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{12}
  217. [15:28] <Anastasia_Locke> Or not
  218. [15:28] <Anastasia_Locke> :( :( :( :( :(
  219. [15:28] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  220. [15:29] <Anastasia_Locke> Wait, is that a miss even with the lowered AC from -4 Dex?
  221. [15:29] <vampsquirrel> Oh, no I forgot about that.
  222. [15:29] <vampsquirrel> It's just barely a hit.
  223. [15:29] <Anastasia_Locke> Coo
  224. [15:29] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3 damage
  225. [15:29] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4d3 damage --> [ 4d3=9 ]{9}
  226. [15:29] <vampsquirrel> Congratulations, you terrifying yandere monster.
  227. [15:29] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+1d4+1d6
  228. [15:29] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 --> [ 1d4=3 1d4=1 1d6=3 ]{7}
  229. [15:29] <Anastasia_Locke> ...
  230. [15:29] <Anastasia_Locke> -3 Dex for 3 turns
  231. [15:30] * vampsquirrel whispers quietly "not again"
  232. [15:30] * Anastasia_Locke whispers "Together forever"
  233. [15:30] <vampsquirrel> *DISTRESSED INSECT NOISES*
  234. [15:30] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn, since that probably won't have made the minor attack hit
  235. [15:31] <vampsquirrel> It flails around wildly attempting to distance itself from Ana who is incredibly terrifying and probably going to murder a bitch for this bug ninja.
  236. [15:31] <vampsquirrel> !roll 4#1d20+5
  237. [15:31] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 4#1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}, [ 1d20=8 ]{13}, [ 1d20=19 ]{24}, [ 1d20=14 ]{19}
  238. [15:31] <Anastasia_Locke> 21 AC
  239. [15:32] <vampsquirrel> One hit on ana, roll violescence.
  240. [15:32] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6
  241. [15:32] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
  242. [15:32] <Anastasia_Locke> Nada
  243. [15:32] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4+5
  244. [15:32] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d4+5 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{6}
  245. [15:32] <vampsquirrel> You take a whole 6 damage!
  246. [15:32] <Anastasia_Locke> Impressive
  247. [15:32] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh, calm down. Struggling won't help you."
  248. [15:32] <vampsquirrel> Senpai must be growing weak in his struggles, soon it will be your chance!
  249. [15:32] <Anastasia_Locke> <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
  250. [15:33] <vampsquirrel> Thalix's turn.
  251. [15:33] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5 to spread the love(a sword)
  252. [15:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 to spread the love(a sword) --> [ 1d20=9 ]{14}
  253. [15:33] <Thalix_Scolas> unk
  254. [15:33] <vampsquirrel> You still fail to spread the love, even to senpai's remarkably drained body.
  255. [15:33] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5 to card
  256. [15:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 to card --> [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
  257. [15:34] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2d4
  258. [15:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2d4 --> [ 2d4=5 ]{5}
  259. [15:34] <Thalix_Scolas> End
  260. [15:34] <vampsquirrel> You're a real cutup, and so is the titachnid after that suite move!
  261. [15:34] <Thalix_Scolas> "Aww thanks"
  262. [15:35] <vampsquirrel> Ana's turn.
  263. [15:35] <Anastasia_Locke> "Shhhhhhh... let me take care of everything..."
  264. [15:35] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 Terrifying Strike 6
  265. [15:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 Terrifying Strike 6 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{13}
  266. [15:35] <vampsquirrel> You miss, somehow.
  267. [15:35] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 minor
  268. [15:35] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 minor --> [ 1d20=5 ]{14}
  269. [15:36] <vampsquirrel> You miss again, the titachnid is still terrified though. It wasn't ready for this.
  270. [15:36] * Anastasia_Locke gives Senpai a cross look. "I SAID..." She leaves the sentence unfinished. End turn
  271. [15:36] <Anastasia_Locke> -2 Str wears off
  272. [15:36] <Anastasia_Locke> 2 more turns before -7 Dex wears off
  273. [15:37] <vampsquirrel> The titachnid continues flailing wildly in an abject panic.
  274. [15:37] <vampsquirrel> !roll 4#1d20+5
  275. [15:37] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 4#1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{12}, [ 1d20=4 ]{9}, [ 1d20=9 ]{14}, [ 1d20=11 ]{16}
  276. [15:37] <vampsquirrel> Thalix's turn.
  277. [15:39] <vampsquirrel> Thalix_Scolas
  278. [15:39] <Thalix_Scolas> s
  279. [15:39] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 3
  280. [15:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 3 --> {3}
  281. [15:39] <Thalix_Scolas> shit
  282. [15:39] <vampsquirrel> You roll a 3.
  283. [15:39] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5 to stab his heart and directly give my love
  284. [15:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 to stab his heart and directly give my love --> [ 1d20=9 ]{14}
  285. [15:40] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5 to hide my emotions with a card
  286. [15:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 to hide my emotions with a card --> [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
  287. [15:40] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2d4
  288. [15:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2d4 --> [ 2d4=5 ]{5}
  289. [15:40] <Thalix_Scolas> End Turn
  290. [15:40] <vampsquirrel> Ana's turn!
  291. [15:40] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 Terrifying Strike 1
  292. [15:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 Terrifying Strike 1 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{26}
  293. [15:40] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4d3 damage
  294. [15:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4d3 damage --> [ 4d3=4 ]{4}
  295. [15:41] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+1 Intimidate
  296. [15:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+1 Intimidate --> [ 1d20=13 ]{14}
  297. [15:41] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain
  298. [15:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 drain --> [ 1d4=4 1d4=3 1d6=3 ]{10}
  299. [15:41] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20
  300. [15:41] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
  301. [15:41] <Anastasia_Locke> -4 Con for 3 turns
  302. [15:41] <Anastasia_Locke> Minor
  303. [15:41] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9
  304. [15:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{13}
  305. [15:41] <vampsquirrel> I'm just gonna have the titachnid autofail the intimidate resist, because you scary.
  306. [15:42] <vampsquirrel> Also, that's a miss.
  307. [15:42] <Anastasia_Locke> I assumed
  308. [15:42] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn, more durable than I was at the start
  309. [15:42] <Anastasia_Locke> One more turn of Dex drain
  310. [15:42] == vampsquirrel [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  311. [15:42] <Anastasia_Locke> F
  312. [15:42] == vampsquirrel [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Potatopancakeparty
  313. [15:42] <Anastasia_Locke> Un-F
  314. [15:42] <vampsquirrel> Senpai's turn, who is continuing to attempt to flee for his life.
  315. [15:43] <vampsquirrel> !roll 4#1d20+5
  316. [15:43] <Tyche[Dice]> vampsquirrel rolled : 4#1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{11}, [ 1d20=3 ]{8}, [ 1d20=13 ]{18}, [ 1d20=10 ]{15}
  317. [15:43] <Thalix_Scolas> though youre time here was short youre memory is unforgettable
  318. [15:43] <Thalix_Scolas> PSYCHE
  319. [15:43] <vampsquirrel> You dodge them all, even without the penalty from the intimidation applied.
  320. [15:43] <vampsquirrel> Thalix's turn to continue wailing on poor senpai.
  321. [15:45] <Thalix_Scolas> "LOV3 ME!"
  322. [15:45] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5 to end this
  323. [15:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 to end this --> [ 1d20=3 ]{8}
  324. [15:45] <Thalix_Scolas> WHY
  325. [15:45] <Anastasia_Locke> Because Senpai is MINE
  326. [15:45] <vampsquirrel> You fail to end this, honestly this is just getting kinda awkward.
  327. [15:45] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 1d20+5 to cry deeply with a card
  328. [15:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 1d20+5 to cry deeply with a card --> [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
  329. [15:45] <Thalix_Scolas> !roll 2d4
  330. [15:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Thalix_Scolas rolled : 2d4 --> [ 2d4=8 ]{8}
  331. [15:45] <Thalix_Scolas> jesus
  332. [15:45] <vampsquirrel> You do cry deeply with the card though, good job.
  333. [15:45] <Thalix_Scolas> End Turn
  334. [15:46] <vampsquirrel> Ana's turn.
  335. [15:46] <Anastasia_Locke> MORE STABBING
  336. [15:46] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 Power Attack 4
  337. [15:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 Power Attack 4 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{25}
  338. [15:46] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 8d3 damage
  339. [15:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 8d3 damage --> [ 8d3=14 ]{14}
  340. [15:46] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+1d4+1d6
  341. [15:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+1d4+1d6 --> [ 1d4=4 1d4=1 1d6=3 ]{8}
  342. [15:46] <Anastasia_Locke> Welp
  343. [15:47] <Anastasia_Locke> -4 Dex for 3 turns
  344. [15:47] <vampsquirrel> Welp.
  345. [15:47] == Thalix_Scolas [~AndChat48@2607:fb90:4494:ae82:6dee:faaa:3383:414f] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  346. [15:47] <Anastasia_Locke> Oh okay bye
  347. [15:47] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+9 minor
  348. [15:47] <vampsquirrel> F
  349. [15:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+9 minor --> [ 1d20=2 ]{11}
  350. [15:47] <Anastasia_Locke> Okay actually, I'm just about out of time
  351. [15:48] <Anastasia_Locke> So can we try again later tonight, maybe?
  352. [15:48] <vampsquirrel> Alright, you miss, we'll finish this fight whenever you two happen to have like a couple minutes.
  353.  
  354.  
  355.  
  356. [19:54] <vampsquirrel> The titachninja continues its flailing in absolute terror of the yanderity it's being subjected to.
  357. [19:54] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+4
  358. [19:54] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [1+4] : {5}
  359. [19:54] <Thalix> "An4 i lov3 senp41 mor3 than you!"
  360. [19:54] <vampsquirrel> !roll 3#1d20+4 because I forget things
  361. [19:54] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [5+4] : {9} (1d20+4) [13+4] : {17} (1d20+4) [12+4] : {16}
  362. [19:55] <Anastasia_Locke> "Thal, don't make me kill you."
  363. [19:55] <vampsquirrel> It mises everything and also stabs itself accidentally in its pathetic flailing.
  364. [19:55] <vampsquirrel> ((that totally says misses, and no one can say otherwise))
  365. [19:55] <Anastasia_Locke> ((I'll edit the pastebin to make sure))
  366. [20:14] <Strategist14> Sorry Vamp, I lied
  367. [19:56] <vampsquirrel> It takes 1 self inflicted damage and begins crawling in its skin, Thalix's turn.
  368. [19:56] <Thalix> "Ohno you dont" he says swinging wildly
  369. [19:56] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5
  370. [19:56] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [12+5] : {17}
  371. [19:56] <Thalix> !roll 3d6+5
  372. [19:56] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (3d6+5) [12+5] : {17}
  373. [19:56] <Thalix> !roll 1d3
  374. [19:56] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d3) [2] : {2}
  375. [19:56] <Thalix> !roll 1d20+5 to throw a card
  376. [19:56] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [18+5] : {23}
  377. [19:57] <Anastasia_Locke> "Look, Thal. Look at that. Senpai is literally killing himself to escape you."
  378. [19:57] <Thalix> !roll 2d4
  379. [19:57] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (2d4) [4] : {4}
  380. [19:57] <Anastasia_Locke> "He's just not very good at it."
  381. [19:57] <vampsquirrel> You successfully hit the immobile and drained giant bug ninja of love. It dies horribly.
  382. [19:57] <Thalix> End Turn
  383. [19:57] <Anastasia_Locke> "Aww..."
  384. [19:57] <vampsquirrel> Both of you, roll sanity.
  385. [19:57] <Thalix> "Oh my god.."
  386. [19:57] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+1
  387. [19:57] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [6+1] : {7}
  388. [19:57] <Thalix> thats wis or int
  389. [19:57] <Anastasia_Locke> Wis
  390. [19:57] <vampsquirrel> wis
  391. [19:58] <Thalix> !roll 1d20
  392. [19:58] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20) [6] : {6}
  393. [19:58] <Thalix> oh god
  394. [19:59] <vampsquirrel> You both fail to deal with the crippling loss of your senpai, and are now emotionally vulnerable. You have disadvantage to WIS checks until your next long rest, or until I decide making you fail things because you love a giant insect ninja too much isn't funny anymore.
  395. [19:59] * Anastasia_Locke sniffles
  396. [20:00] * Thalix cries deeply
  397. [20:00] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+10 to UTM myself into not missing Senpai
  398. [20:00] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+10) [3+10] : {13}
  399. [20:00] <Anastasia_Locke> Still breaks my Wis resist!
  400. [20:00] <vampsquirrel> You successfully UTM yourself into not missing Senpai, you cold bastard.
  401. [20:01] <Thalix> "An4, do the mind thing to me, I cant handl3 it"
  402. [20:01] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+10 to do the mind thing to Thalix too
  403. [20:01] <NOTTyche[Dice]> (1d20+10) [1+10] : {11}
  404. [20:01] <Anastasia_Locke> Well drat
  405. [20:01] <vampsquirrel> Thalix, however, is still inconsolable.
  406. [20:01] <vampsquirrel> You should probably try to console him.
  407. [20:02] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hey, uh, Thal?"
  408. [20:02] == NOTTyche[Dice] [[email protected]] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  409. [20:02] <Anastasia_Locke> "I know you just killed a giant, REMARKABLY attractive bug and all."
  410. [20:02] <Thalix> "Y..ye4h?
  411. [20:02] <Anastasia_Locke> "But if you want, we can go talk to the original Love Ninja."
  412. [20:03] <Thalix> "That sounds.. that sounds nic3"
  413. [20:03] <Anastasia_Locke> :) :) :)
  414. [20:04] <Anastasia_Locke> "He's back at my house. I mean, um, hive."
  415. [20:04] <Anastasia_Locke> "Let's go?"
  416. [20:05] <Thalix> "Sur3"
  417. [20:05] <Anastasia_Locke> "Great! Let's just..."
  418. [20:05] * Anastasia_Locke gathers the Senpaigrist
  419. [20:06] <Anastasia_Locke> Which I guess we would roll later because Dice is kill
  420. [20:06] <vampsquirrel> You receive 5472 build, 1609 tier 1, 504 tier 2, 164 tier 3, 46 tier 4, and 16 tier 5.
  421. [20:06] <Anastasia_Locke> Or that
  422. [20:06] <Anastasia_Locke> Is that before or after my multiplier?
  423. [20:06] <vampsquirrel> unaffected by fine booty yet cause I'm lazy.
  424. [20:06] <Anastasia_Locke> Coo
  425. [20:06] == NOTTyche[Dice] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Potatopancakeparty
  426. [20:07] <Anastasia_Locke> Actually, I'm pretty close to a level up which might change the mod
  427. [20:07] <vampsquirrel> Oh, you two also get 1400 exp each.
  428. [20:07] <Thalix> Oh yeha what XP
  429. [20:07] <Anastasia_Locke> So x1.65 if that's worth 750 XP each
  430. [20:07] <Anastasia_Locke> Coo
  431. [20:08] <Anastasia_Locke> I'll still multiply it later though
  432. [20:08] <Anastasia_Locke> "Okay. Now come here."
  433. [20:09] * Anastasia_Locke wraps her arms around Thalix, then uses a 2xLift 5 combo to float them both back to the gate
  434.  
  435. Final grist totals ended up being 9028 Build, 2654 T1, 831 T2, 270 T3, 75 T4, 26 T5
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