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  2. "Klas Jöran":
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  8. - "(&21&f/&24&f) &a&lYou &f- I'm on a whole new adventure."
  9. - "(&22&f/&24&f) &c&6&lKlas Jöran &f- Growing a mustache?"
  10. - "(&23&f/&240&f) &a&lYou &f- No. Bigger than that."
  11. - "(&24&f/&24&f) &c&6&lKlas Jöran &f- A beard?"
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  15. "Greg":
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  21. - "(&21&f/&26&f) &a&lYou &f- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
  22. - "(&22&f/&26&f) &c&6&lGreg &f- A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood."
  23. - "(&23&f/&26&f) &a&lYou &f- But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?"
  24. - "(&24&f/&26&f) &c&6&lGreg &f- Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?"
  25. - "(&25&f/&26&f) &a&lYou &f- A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood. "
  26. - "(&26&f/&26&f) &c&6&lGreg &f- Oh, shut up!"
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  29. "Robert":
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  35. - "(&21&f/&25&f) &c&6&lRobert &f- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, what color is the tree?"
  36. - "(&22&f/&25&f) &a&lYou &f- All colors?"
  37. - "(&23&f/&25&f) &c&6&lRobert &f- Exactly. Now, what has this experience taught you?"
  38. - "(&24&f/&25&f) &a&lYou &f- That philosophy isn't worth my time."
  39. - "(&25&f/&25&f) &c&6&lRobert &f- I'm very impressed. It takes most people years to reach this point."
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  41. "Carl":
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  47. - "(&21&f/&25&f) &c&6&lRobert &f- There's only one way to escape from Jail."
  48. - "(&22&f/&25&f) &a&lYou &f- How?"
  49. - "(&23&f/&25&f) &c&6&lRobert &f- You're doing it right now."
  50. - "(&24&f/&25&f) &a&lYou &f- Fiddling with the change in my pocket? "
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