alias "trashcan1" "say Guys which button is sprint"
alias "trashcan2" "say Did you see that?!  I killed him!"
alias "trashcan3" "say guys i found all the ak47s they are on sniper"
alias "trashcan4" "say I bound my alternate fire to trash talk."
alias "trashcan5" "say which button make assassin go transparent"
alias "trashcan6" "say sometimes when i shoot my flamethrower air comes out is this normal"
alias "trashcan7" "say I can't believe someone gave me all these sweet hats for a couple salvageable crates or something"
alias "trashcan8" "say find stupid friends and wait for them to say stupid things.  then make binds out of them"
alias "trashcan9" "say call me the bus driver, because I get paid below minimum wage"
alias "trashcan10" "say welcome to Slamsterdam, enjoy your stay"
alias "trashcan11" "say I trash talk because I hate my life"
alias "trashcan12" "say med down oh wait wrong script"
alias "trashcan13" "say wadsdddddddddddaawwd sdy"
alias "trashcan14" "say At least I tried."
alias "trashcan15" "say why does everyone have laser weapons"
alias "trashcan16" "say asdddddwdaasdawdeeeeeeeeey"
alias "trashcan17" "say does the plogistonor have any actual disadvantage"
alias "trashcan18" "say it's me, Martin Landry!"
alias "trashcan19" "say dear god no"
alias "trashcan20" "say no"
alias "trashcan21" "say no no no no NO!"
alias "trashcan22" "say wangadang"
alias "trashcan23" "say wrecked so hard"
alias "trashcan24" "say scout is noob class he runs too fast"
alias "trashcan25" "say soldier is noob class shoot feet get kills"
alias "trashcan26" "say pyro is noob class wm1 get kills"
alias "trashcan27" "say demo is noob class m1m2m1m2"
alias "trashcan28" "say heavy is noob class click and hold for bullets"
alias "trashcan29" "say engineer is noob class hit sentry for kills"
alias "trashcan30" "say medic is noob class don't even kill anyone"
alias "trashcan31" "say sniper is noob class click on heads get kills"
alias "trashcan32" "say spy is noob class no explanation necessary"
alias "trashcan33" "say valve pls nerf"
alias "trashcan34" "say valve pls buff"
alias "trashcan35" "say gaben pls nerf"
alias "trashcan36" "say gaben pls buff"
alias "trashcan37" "say hl2.exe has stopped responding"
alias "trashcan38" "say oh shit my monitor turned off again"
alias "trashcan39" "say it's bad enough i'm playing with a touchpad"
alias "trashcan40" "say if valve didn't want it then why did they put it in the game"
alias "trashcan41" "say rekt"
alias "trashcan42" "say de_stroyed"
alias "trashcan43" "say i liked my gibus way better"
alias "trashcan44" "say Half-Life 3 confirmed!"
alias "trashcan45" "say p"
alias "trashcan46" "say IN AD 20xx"
alias "trashcan47" "say which grenades can i throw"
alias "trashcan48" "say Well, looks like matters have been settled."
alias "trashcan49" "say how do i throw grenade"
alias "trashcan50" "say which button to throw grenades"
alias "trashcan51" "say how dos it fel 2b autism"
alias "trashcan52" "say [h] s. degreaser [w] s. phlog"
alias "trashcan53" "say hold up guys my aimbot crashed"
alias "trashcan54" "say this game is way easier than halo"
alias "trashcan55" "say !premium"
alias "trashcan56" "say 2ez"
alias "trashcan57" "say selling strange razorback 1 rec"
alias "trashcan58" "say_team What's the difference between CoD and Jarate?  The jar."
alias "trashcan59" "say_team Why didn't the Spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."
alias "trashcan60" "say why isn't my knife instakill"
alias "trashcan61" "say why would you use the default weapons"
alias "trashcan62" "say what happened to team fortress 1?  it is a mystery"
alias "trashcan63" "say the sun on stick is so glowy"
alias "trashcan64" "say You are a wonderful person."
alias "trashcan65" "say phlog+reserve shooter, weapon switch speed for sharpened volcano fragment.  best combo ever"
alias "trashcan66" "say this kill is going on my blog"
alias "trashcan67" "say LolLeRbEArS"
alias "trashcan68" "say !premium"
alias "trashcan69" "say too fucking pro"
alias "trashcan70" "say one more for the strange counter"
alias "trashcan71" "say rtd"
alias "trashcan72" "say not bad for 10 fps"
alias "trashcan73" "say get dunked on"
alias "trashcan74" "say i use phlog because i get more kills with it"
alias "trashcan75" "say status: u mad [x] u not mad [ ]"



alias "trashcan_diceroll_1" "alias trashcan_result trashcan1;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_2"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_2" "alias trashcan_result trashcan2;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_3"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_3" "alias trashcan_result trashcan3;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_4"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_4" "alias trashcan_result trashcan4;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_5"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_5" "alias trashcan_result trashcan5;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_6"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_6" "alias trashcan_result trashcan6;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_7"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_7" "alias trashcan_result trashcan7;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_8"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_8" "alias trashcan_result trashcan8;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_9"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_9" "alias trashcan_result trashcan9;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_10"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_10" "alias trashcan_result trashcan10;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_11"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_11" "alias trashcan_result trashcan11;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_12"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_12" "alias trashcan_result trashcan12;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_13"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_13" "alias trashcan_result trashcan13;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_14"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_14" "alias trashcan_result trashcan14;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_15"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_15" "alias trashcan_result trashcan15;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_16"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_16" "alias trashcan_result trashcan16;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_17"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_17" "alias trashcan_result trashcan17;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_18"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_18" "alias trashcan_result trashcan18;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_19"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_19" "alias trashcan_result trashcan19;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_20"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_20" "alias trashcan_result trashcan20;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_21"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_21" "alias trashcan_result trashcan21;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_22"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_22" "alias trashcan_result trashcan22;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_23"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_23" "alias trashcan_result trashcan23;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_24"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_24" "alias trashcan_result trashcan24;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_25"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_25" "alias trashcan_result trashcan25;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_26"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_26" "alias trashcan_result trashcan26;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_27"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_27" "alias trashcan_result trashcan27;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_28"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_28" "alias trashcan_result trashcan28;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_29"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_29" "alias trashcan_result trashcan29;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_30"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_30" "alias trashcan_result trashcan30;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_31"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_31" "alias trashcan_result trashcan31;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_32"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_32" "alias trashcan_result trashcan32;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_33"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_33" "alias trashcan_result trashcan33;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_34"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_34" "alias trashcan_result trashcan34;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_35"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_35" "alias trashcan_result trashcan35;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_36"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_36" "alias trashcan_result trashcan36;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_37"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_37" "alias trashcan_result trashcan37;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_38"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_38" "alias trashcan_result trashcan38;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_39"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_39" "alias trashcan_result trashcan39;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_40"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_40" "alias trashcan_result trashcan40;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_41"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_41" "alias trashcan_result trashcan41;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_42"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_42" "alias trashcan_result trashcan42;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_43"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_43" "alias trashcan_result trashcan43;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_44"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_44" "alias trashcan_result trashcan44;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_45"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_45" "alias trashcan_result trashcan45;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_46"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_46" "alias trashcan_result trashcan46;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_47"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_47" "alias trashcan_result trashcan47;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_48"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_48" "alias trashcan_result trashcan48;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_49"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_49" "alias trashcan_result trashcan49;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_50"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_50" "alias trashcan_result trashcan50;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_51"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_51" "alias trashcan_result trashcan51;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_52"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_52" "alias trashcan_result trashcan52;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_53"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_53" "alias trashcan_result trashcan53;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_54"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_54" "alias trashcan_result trashcan54;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_55"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_55" "alias trashcan_result trashcan55;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_56"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_56" "alias trashcan_result trashcan56;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_57"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_57" "alias trashcan_result trashcan57;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_58"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_58" "alias trashcan_result trashcan58;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_59"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_59" "alias trashcan_result trashcan59;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_60"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_60" "alias trashcan_result trashcan60;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_61"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_61" "alias trashcan_result trashcan61;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_62"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_62" "alias trashcan_result trashcan62;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_63"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_63" "alias trashcan_result trashcan63;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_64"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_64" "alias trashcan_result trashcan64;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_65"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_65" "alias trashcan_result trashcan65;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_66"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_66" "alias trashcan_result trashcan66;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_67"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_67" "alias trashcan_result trashcan67;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_68"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_68" "alias trashcan_result trashcan68;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_69"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_69" "alias trashcan_result trashcan69;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_70"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_70" "alias trashcan_result trashcan70;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_71"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_71" "alias trashcan_result trashcan71;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_72"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_72" "alias trashcan_result trashcan72;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_73"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_73" "alias trashcan_result trashcan73;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_74"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_74" "alias trashcan_result trashcan74;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_75"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_75" "alias trashcan_result trashcan75;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_1"

alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_1

bind MOUSE4 trashcan_result