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BallsOfFluff

Brown Justice

Apr 27th, 2012
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  1. >Neighbor is a renowned fluffy abuser
  2. >Buys them and keeps them for some time then beats the shit out of them for 'being bad fluffy'
  3. >You reported him but to no use, the authorities just don't give a single fuck about fluffies anymore
  4. >You hear him roar again but his victim, an adorable cyan earth fluffy managed to scape thru the front door
  5. >He growls angrily 'come here little turd I'll show you!'while wielding a broomstick
  6. >You can't help but yell at him 'leave her alone!'
  7. >In her scapade the earth fluffy released her bowels in sheer terror 'fwuffy be good pwomise!' she wails
  8. >Neighbor is distracted by you and slips on fluffy shit falling backwards
  9. >You hear a sick crunch noise as his head hits the doorsteps, neighbor goes limp
  10. >Two months have passed you're now the proud owner of Cyan as you aptly named her
  11. >' 'yan wuvs daddy!' She chirps jumping up and down around you
  12. >A thought about justice crosses your mind as you finish fixing spaghetti
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