To Saria Town, Session 2

<DM>	-=QUEST CONTINUE=-
<DM>	*Recap! You heard there was a problem up north in Saria Town and, after a reward promise, decided to go there... in a rather roundabout GTA way. After proceeding to get yourselves on the Bounty Board (yes Firiann, you're in a group of criminals), you went through a rather dark and shadowy ravine, killed some guys, crashed a camp of some Goriyas, and now we're here.*
<DM>	hmm, I don't think we did random item drop last time, did we...
<DM>	$3d6
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 5, 4 and 6. Total: 15.
*	Fireblast124 is now known as Foriya
<DM>	$1d50
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 22. Total: 22.
<DM>	*A Magic Container and a Common Ring drop, along with two Spiked Boomerangs.*
<DM>	Spiked Boomerangs - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
<Firiann>	(Oi, criminals? Why didn't ye tell me sooner!? I'd have asked for a cut!)
<DM>	Common Ring - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22.html
<SandorClegane>	it sunk
<Firiann>	You did roll drops last time....
<Firiann>	Cuz I tried to snort a ring
<DM>	ah well....
<DM>	MORE DROPS FOR EVERYONE
<Firiann>	yay
<SandorClegane>	looooot!
*	Firiann attempts to inhale one of the spiked boomerangs, managing to fit one leg in her mouth.
<DM>	*There are two tents in the encampment. To the south is a cave entrance, and to the north, the path continues. You recall that Saria Town is north.*
<SandorClegane>	is there a limit to how many rigs one can have
<SandorClegane>	?
<SandorClegane>	wear
<SandorClegane>	that is
<DM>	you can have as many rings as you want, but only one can be active at a time
<SandorClegane>	butm i have ten fingers
<DM>	if you try wearing two rings at once, the powers from the rings will overwhelm you and kill you by the end of the battle
<SandorClegane>	but with their powers combine
<Dhoo>	wear it then take it off?
<Firiann>	(It's like trying to eat more than one Devil Fruit.)
<SandorClegane>	CAPTAIN PLANET!
<DM>	well right now, any rings you've picked up are unappraised, so... they're currently useless
<SandorClegane>	ill take a boomerang then
<DM>	all yours
<Firiann>	(Seph, did you remove the 'search' feature from the board?)
<DM>	(it's gone, what are you looking for?)
<Firiann>	(;_;)
<Firiann>	(Spiked boomerangs.  And put it back. :P)
<DM>	(I linked it)
<DM>	<DM> Spiked Boomerangs - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
<Firiann>	(it is not there)
<SandorClegane>	pretty much
<Firiann>	(*wink wink wonk*)
<Firiann>	(Oh.  It's stuck inside the Goriya.)
<DM>	Goriya --> Replaced Item Drop
<DM>	sorry, should've clarified that, derp
*	Firiann chortles around the boomerang in her mouth. "Oi, that's funnin' for ya!"
*	You've invited Firiann to #zuchat (eraniss.tx.us.lunarnet.org)
*	SandorClegane checks tents
<Firiann>	"Now if ye'll pardon me, I've got te rest me roots fer a tick."
*	Firiann nestles into the dirt near the fire, eyes dimming slightly.
<DM>	*You check the tents and you find a few more items...*
*	SandorClegane quickly puts items into bags while ecveryone is alseep
<DM>	*You find two Red Potions, two Green Potions, and a Claymore - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
<DM>	*You could be nice and share them... OR you could hog it all like a man.*
*	SandorClegane equips the claymore and pops a red potion
<Firiann>	:(
*	Firiann was far too sleepy to notice the claymore.
<DM>	(A Deku Scrub w/ a claymore... too much lulz there)
*	SandorClegane sets rest of potions on the ground
<SandorClegane>	magic is for the weak
<DM>	(hahahahah)
<Dhoo>	So are we camping here or something?
*	Firiann 's eyes brighten momentarily, her mouth twitching as she catches the scent of the potions.  A brief inhalation later and another red potion vanishes.
<DM>	*WHELP the magic potions are left for grabs.*
<SandorClegane>	who wants to charge into the dark spooky cave first?
*	Dhoo sniffs the potion and stuffs it in his pack.
<DM>	*You hear the echo of footsteps coming from the north pass. They sound irratic, like someone limping along.*
<Dhoo>	how many magic?
*	BlueShell flies out of the cave and drops a jukebox. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5BSvwOYwxg begins playing.
<Dhoo>	2?
<DM>	two magic potions, yep
<DM>	(NOPE, NOT CLICKING IT)
<SandorClegane>	let's wait in ambush for whoever is coming down the ravine
<DM>	*You hear a thump from just outside the tent, followed by silence.*
*	Dhoo starts trying to see if he can smell anything.
<SandorClegane>	i thought we wer outside the tetn
<DM>	*You smell blood mixed dirt, probably from the ground.*
<DM>	*Sandor sees a fallen man in a civillian garb.*
<DM>	*Blood seems to be pouring from his right arm.*
*	SandorClegane goes to mercy kill the wounded man
<DM>	(stabbing him in the chest or somethin')
<DM>	(err, back)
<SandorClegane>	beheading is the safest and most assured way to mercy kill someone
<DM>	*As you raise your blade, the man twitches slightly.*
*	SandorClegane brings the blade down anyway
<DM>	(roll Courage)
<Firiann>	A small tendril pushes up through the ground near the body and begins soaking in the man's blood.
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 2, 5, 5, 7, 10, 5, 10, 10, 7, 8, 8, 8, 1, 1 and 8. Total: 107. Successes: 16.
<DM>	*Your newly acquired Claymore falls straight through the man's neck, decapitating him with ease.*
<SandorClegane>	fine blades are best found in random bandit camps
<DM>	*As the man's head rolls off, it transforms into the head of a monster, as does the body. The blood turns green as well.*
<DM>	(nice call on executing him)
<SandorClegane>	i have heard tales of walking dead in the northlands
<DM>	*You (Sandor) feel a rise in power as you gain +4 EXP suddenly. 40 Rupees drop from the corpse.*
<DM>	$1d
<DM>	err
<DM>	$1d6
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
<DM>	(no items from random item drop)
<SandorClegane>	DING!
<RedShell>	Fries are done?
<RedShell>	YAY
<DM>	(level up includes +5 stat points AND +1 RP, fyi)
<SandorClegane>	(did i miss an rp last lvl?)
<DM>	(yeah, I think so)
<SandorClegane>	ALRGHT! spooky cave time
<DM>	*The trail of blood fallen from the monster's arm turns green as well. The trail of blood extends north through the pass, which isn't nearly as deep as the ravine from early, but not low enough to just climb up onto the cilff.*
<DM>	*cliff
<DM>	*The spooky cave, on the flipside, is, well... spooky.*
*	Firiann 's eyes flicker to brightness and the tendril withdraws.
<SandorClegane>	alright gang shall we head into the spooky cave or follow that trail of blood?
<Firiann>	"BLECH! Wot was that? Tastes downright 'orrible!"
<Dhoo>	Neither.
<Dhoo>	Let's just go.
<DM>	*The Wolfrous man has made up his mind. He has no frigin' clue where he's going, but he's going.*
<SandorClegane>	TO THE BAR!
<DM>	(There's a bar in Saria Town)
<DM>	(... but not a gay bar)
<SandorClegane>	CAVE IT IS!
<Dhoo>	Well I'm not staying here by myself... I guess I'll follow
<DM>	*You head into the cave without a source of light... only Dhoo's sense of smell, Firiann's obtuse mouth, and your compassionless wits.*
<Dhoo>	It smells dark.
<DM>	*It smells racist in here.*
*	DM runs.
<SandorClegane>	that is extremely reassuring
<DM>	*As you enter deeper, the light from outside lessens until the most you can see is the glows from Firiann's eyes.*
<DM>	*It does not appear to be enough for a flashlight, though.*
*	SandorClegane leads the way holding his claymore out in front of himself
*	Dhoo picks up Firiann and shakes her. "Batteries must be low."
*	DM high-fives Dhoo.
<SandorClegane>	i learned this from a blindman
*	Firiann squeals angrily and blindly spits a seed into the darkness.
<DM>	*Your claymore pokes something, and you hear a screech.*
*	SandorClegane stabs wildly hoping to quiet whatever it is
<DM>	*The ground shifts uneasily below you.*
<DM>	$1d4
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
<DM>	*You swing your claymore wildly through the air, but you hit nothing.*
<DM>	*There's silence for a moment.*
*	Dhoo sniffs the air, trying to locate the source of the noise.
*	KamikazeKoopa is now known as Fireblast124
<SandorClegane>	shoot another seed
*	Firiann wriggles away from Dhoo's nose.
<DM>	*You smell something burning, and it's getting closer to you.*
<Dhoo>	Somethings burning. This is not good.
<DM>	*As the smell intensifies, you hear a slight hissing sound.*
<SandorClegane>	it means light young padawan
<SandorClegane>	burnig and fire and what not
*	Dhoo cowers behind Firiann.
<DM>	$1d3
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
*	SandorClegane takes a defensive stance
<DM>	*The hissing sound ends up behind SandorClegane.*
<Dhoo>	CREEPER RUN
<DM>	*The hissing stops, and it's followed by a scream. Something veeeeeeeery close to you (Sandor) is rumbling.*
*	Dhoo picks up Firiann and tries to shield himself with her while running away from the smell.
<DM>	$1d2
<Navi>	DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
<DM>	*You run from the smell, but you end up face-first into the cave wall.*
*	SandorClegane does a whirlwind slash once dhoo is on the ground
<DM>	(Roll Courage!)
<SandorClegane>	$1d17
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 1 Die with 17 Sides. Result: 8. Total: 8.
<DM>	($17d10)
<SandorClegane>	whoops
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 5, 4, 9, 7, 1, 7, 8, 8, 8, 5, 9, 1, 6, 2 and 7. Total: 97. Successes: 13.
<DM>	$13d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 7, 4, 2, 7, 7, 4, 6, 7, 3, 8 and 5. Total: 68. Successes: 8.
*	Firiann begins spinning her leaves while hissing angrily at Dhoo.  "Lemme go ye gurt fuzzy thing!"
<DM>	*Your claymore slices something in half. After a moment, whatever you sliced in half explodes!*
<DM>	(Everyone roll Courage!)
<DM>	$15d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 6, 3, 1, 8, 4, 3, 1, 2, 8, 6, 3, 9 and 10. Total: 70. Successes: 7.
<Dhoo>	Don't let it get me! Don't let it near me!
<DM>	(with shield)
<SandorClegane>	(really minecraft in LoZ seems farfetched)
*	Zephy (~Zephyurs@CPEbc1401306133-CMbc1401306130.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #zurpg
<Firiann>	$5d10
<DM>	(It was added by request. Blame Fireblast124)
<Navi>	Firiann: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 3, 3 and 2. Total: 15. Successes: 1.
<Firiann>	;_;
<Dhoo>	cause its not like this is a made up game or anything
<Dhoo>	$3d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7 and 1. Total: 10. Successes: 1.
<Dhoo>	WHELP
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 2, 3, 9, 3, 6, 6, 1, 10, 8, 5, 4, 4, 6, 2 and 4. Total: 84. Successes: 10.
*	Firiann is dead.
<DM>	*Sandor is safe from the blast, but the outer reaches of it hit Dhoo and Firiann.*
<DM>	(hang on)
<DM>	7 - 1 = 6/2 = 3 damage
*	Firiann IS DEAD.
Fireblast124 Firiann
<Firiann>	;_;
<Dhoo>	if it matters im using firiann as a shield
<DM>	*Dhoo and Firiann each take 3 damage.)
<Firiann>	3h1m
*	Firiann 's hair is aflame.
<DM>	(when you're being covered in battle, attacks that hit everyone will still hit you, so... same thing applied here)
<Dhoo>	OOOOH
<Dhoo>	welp im down
<Dhoo>	0h  3m
<SandorClegane>	well im glad i used that potion to heal 2 heats earlier
<SandorClegane>	hearts*
<DM>	*Dhoo is blasted by a creeper as his Minecraft skills fail to save him in this desperate situation. He is then revived by a fairy. As the fairy is released from his bottle and circles him, the light illuminates the cave. In front of you is Zephy, and behind him appears to be a dragon.*
<DM>	*As the fairy fades you, you last see the dragon towering over Zephy, about to bite his head off.*
*	SandorClegane speaks to dragon
<DM>	*You're back in complete darkness.*
<DM>	(Dhoo, you're back to 3 hearts)
<Dhoo>	goody
<SandorClegane>	hello good sir dragon
<DM>	(question, does Sandor (from game of thrones) get along with dragons or something?)
<Zephy>	He doesn't see any
<SandorClegane>	(dragons are on another continent)
<DM>	(kay)
<Zephy>	(also hi)
<SandorClegane>	(nver meets them so far)
<SandorClegane>	(i just really want a puff the magic dragon reference)
<DM>	*You speak, and you hear a roar from the dragon.*
<DM>	(LOL)
<SandorClegane>	and how are you this fine evening!
*	Firiann cowers behind Dhoo, visibly shaking and periodically dribbling small seeds from her mouth.
<DM>	*You see it breathe fire into the air. The light illuminates it once more as it seems a bit annoyed... probably by your presence.*
<SandorClegane>	(DEKU anatomy scares me)
<DM>	(lol)
<DM>	 *The fire engulfs the ceiling and continues to light the cave tunnel up.*
<SandorClegane>	whats that you want us to do aquest for you
<SandorClegane>	my good dragon you are too kind
<DM>	*It breathes fire directly at you, this time.*
<DM>	(Roll Wisdom!)
<SandorClegane>	thats is you die now
*	X_X is now known as Aquamentus
<Aquamentus>	$7d10
<Navi>	Aquamentus: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 2, 2, 7, 1 and 7. Total: 31. Successes: 4.
<Aquamentus>	+2 successes
<DM>	(no shield, you're holding your claymore still)
<DM>	(claymore = two-handed, so... yeah)
<SandorClegane>	$2d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6 and 5. Total: 11. Successes: 2.
<DM>	6 - 2 = 4/2 = 2 damage
<DM>	(whaddya know... that red potion saved ya, lol)
*	SandorClegane couters with a ripisote
<SandorClegane>	(typing is so hard
<SandorClegane>	)
<Dhoo>	Yeeeah... I was just leaving soooo...
<DM>	(you attacking in response or nay?)
<Dhoo>	who me?
<SandorClegane>	(hell yeah he attacked me
<SandorClegane>	)
<DM>	(kay)
<DM>	(roll your attacking stat with your claymore, should be courage)
<SandorClegane>	You DREW FIRST BLOOD DRAGON!
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 4, 2, 5, 5, 7, 2, 7, 1, 3, 3, 1, 1, 7, 8 and 2. Total: 65. Successes: 7.
<Aquamentus>	$7d10
<Navi>	Aquamentus: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 5, 8, 3, 4 and 6. Total: 41. Successes: 5.
*	SandorClegane slashes with his claymore at the dragon
<DM>	7 - 5 = 2 + 3 - 2 = 3 damage
<DM>	*Your cut runs deep into the dragon, but it remains upright.*
<DM>	*The flames on the ceiling dissipate, and as you would find yourselves in darkness again, there's something short to the side of the Aquamentus carrying a lantern. Its face is green with two yellow eyes. In one hand is a lantern, which is barely illuminating the area, and in the other is a knife.*
<DM>	*Roll initiatives!*
<Firiann>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Firiann: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<SandorClegane>	$init 1 d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: That is not an initiative roll!
<Aquamentus>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Aquamentus: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Zephy>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Zephy: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
*	X__X is now known as Tonberry
<RedShell>	RUN
<Tonberry>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Tonberry: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<RedShell>	ITS A TONBERRY
<SandorClegane>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Dhoo>	$1d11
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 8. Total: 8.
<DM>	(HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEEEE)
<DM>	stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287.html
<DM>	(Dhoo, $init 1d11, not $1d11
<Dhoo>	FRIG
<Firiann>	"This... is where we die."
<Dhoo>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<DM>	nice
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The Battle has started! Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Zephy (3), Aquamentus (3) and Fireblast124 (2).
<Dhoo>	i always forget
<Fireblast124>	$removeme
<Navi>	Fireblast124 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Aquamentus (3) and Zephy (3).
<DM>	Bonus Turns: Dhoo
<Dhoo>	I hate fighting.
<Dhoo>	Here I go...
<Dhoo>	Leap (Roll Power)
<DM>	(at?)
<Dhoo>	oh right
<Dhoo>	DRAGON
<Dhoo>	$7d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 6, 10, 7, 4 and 3. Total: 35. Successes: 4.
<Dhoo>	im so not hitting
<Aquamentus>	$9d10
<Navi>	Aquamentus: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 1, 10, 10, 10, 4, 5 and 8. Total: 63. Successes: 10.
<DM>	*You bounce off the dragon's skin, despite the fact that it's wounded.*
<DM>	(Bonus Turn over?)
<Dhoo>	end turn?
<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Aquamentus (3) and Zephy (3).
<DM>	*Bonus Turns over!*
<Dhoo>	ok
<Dhoo>	healing myself i guess
<Dhoo>	Heal Beam
<DM>	*You recover 5 Hearts!*
<Dhoo>	am i able to drink a potion in this turn too?
<DM>	depends, did you use Heal as an extra support spell for 150% cost? If so, then yes
<Dhoo>	uh what?
<Dhoo>	no?
<Dhoo>	its a spell?
<Bees>	$init j
<DM>	Okay, for those unaware, Support Spells can be used in addition the main action as an "Extra Support Spell". It costs 150% of the original magic cost, rounded up though.
<Navi>	Bees: You have entered the fray!
<DM>	shoo you bees, you don't find bees in caves
<Dhoo>	you didnt tell me that
*	Bees kicks DM out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Bees (You have been kicked out the window and you landed into the vacuum of Space. You were never seen again. «14,792»)
<Dhoo>	so i can drink a potion now?
<DM>	yeah
<Dhoo>	ok so im at 0 mana if its 150% cost
<DM>	yep
<Dhoo>	but the potion im drinking is mana
<Dhoo>	so im full mana
<DM>	yep
<Dhoo>	ok
<Firiann>	( http://tinyurl.com/a84rwbf )
<Dhoo>	thats it for me then
<Dhoo>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dhoo has ended their turn. SandorClegane: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Aquamentus (3), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
<DM>	(god that gif is awesome)
*	SandorClegane attacks the dragon with a savage strike
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 6, 7, 3, 3, 5, 3, 10, 8, 3, 1, 5, 8, 8, 5 and 8. Total: 88. Successes: 11.
<Firiann>	(so versatile)
<Aquamentus>	$7d10
<Navi>	Aquamentus: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 7, 9, 3, 3 and 4. Total: 37. Successes: 3.
<SandorClegane>	(me or the gif?)
*	TenBorry is now known as TheNicholasCage
<DM>	*Sandor's savage strike annihilates the Aquamentus as its body erupts into an explosion of flesh and blood, covering everyone in the dragon's blood.*
<Aquamentus>	$removeme
<Navi>	Aquamentus has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
*	Aquamentus is now known as X_X
<DM>	($endturn?)
<SandorClegane>	$endturn
<Navi>	SandorClegane has ended their turn. Firiann: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
*	Firiann begins coughing, tiny squeaks forcing their way out of her mouth.
<SandorClegane>	shes got the plague!
<Firiann>	A Spiked Boomerang suddenly springs out and whirls toward the Tonberry!
<Firiann>	(Roll Power)
<Firiann>	$11d10
<Navi>	Firiann: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 4, 5, 2, 9, 8, 1, 10, 6 and 3. Total: 57. Successes: 7.
<Tonberry>	$3d10
<Navi>	Tonberry: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3 and 6. Total: 10. Successes: 1.
<DM>	7 - 1 = 6 damage
<Firiann>	-1 (cloak)
<DM>	oh
<DM>	... right
<DM>	5 damage
<Tonberry>	1h
<DM>	($endturn?)
<RedShell>	I like how Tonberry rolled a 6 on his initiative roll when the highest he could've rolled was a two...
<DM>	shh
<Firiann>	$endturn
<Navi>	Firiann has ended their turn. Tonberry: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
<Firiann>	(d'oh)
*	Tonberry starts walking towards Firiann.
<Tonberry>	$endturn
<Navi>	Tonberry has ended their turn. Zephy: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
*	Zephy charges tonberry with his shield
<Zephy>	(roll power)
<Zephy>	$12d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 3, 1, 5, 8, 8, 6, 4, 6, 9 and 1. Total: 57. Successes: 6.
<Tonberry>	$3d10
<Navi>	Tonberry: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4 and 10. Total: 15. Successes: 2.
<DM>	6 - 2 = 4/2 = 2 - 1 = 1 damage
<Zephy>	$endturn
<Navi>	Zephy has ended their turn. Bees: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Tonberry (6), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
*	Tonberry takes a grazenly bash to the head as its dull face is smashed in. The lantern drops to the ground, and its lonely corpse tides over.
<Tonberry>	$removeme
<Navi>	Tonberry has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7), Zephy (3) and Bees (0).
*	Tonberry is now known as X__X
*	Bees buzz around Zephy's ears, revealing a stinger. (Roll Courage!)
<Bees>	$16d10
<Navi>	Bees: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 4, 9, 8, 6, 3, 5, 2, 10, 8, 5, 10, 8, 4 and 4. Total: 101. Successes: 13.
<Zephy>	wtf rude
<Zephy>	$2d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9 and 4. Total: 13. Successes: 1.
<DM>	(good lord, how high level are those bees?)
<TheNicholasCage>	(Nicholas Cage Leveled Bees)
<Bees>	courage +4 v. target
<SandorClegane>	(ANGERY BICYCLE RIDING!)
<DM>	(Level 6 Bees, I guess)
<Bees>	Yup.
<DM>	13 - 1 = 12/2 = 6 damage
<SandorClegane>	(the wickerman that was sucha  bad movie it was awesome)
<Zephy>	I have 1h 2m now
<DM>	*Sephiroth fails at balancing enemies when dropping their levels, which is supposed to subsequently drop the numbers on all listed skills and whatnot as well.*
<Bees>	Indeed.
*	Bees buzz off.
<Bees>	$removeme
<Navi>	Bees has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Dhoo (10), SandorClegane (8), Firiann (7) and Zephy (3).
*	Bees is now known as BlueShell
<Zephy>	it's ok I can take it
<DM>	$init r
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
*	Firiann 's hair is still aflame.
<DM>	+14 EXP
<DM>	+$14d8 Rupees
<Dhoo>	$14d8
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 2, 1, 8, 7, 1, 8, 2, 7, 1, 2, 5 and 3. Total: 58.
<Zephy>	$14d8
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 7, 6, 4, 5, 4, 7, 5, 8, 5, 7, 5 and 3. Total: 76.
<DM>	*Firiann's hair may be aflame, but it is now lighting up the cave.*
<DM>	$3d6
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 6, 4 and 2. Total: 12.
<DM>	$1d50
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9.
<SandorClegane>	$14d8
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 8, 7, 8, 5, 6, 6 and 7. Total: 64.
<DM>	*A Heart Container, a Magic Container, and a Rare Ring drops!*
<Firiann>	$14d8
<Navi>	Firiann: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 4, 1, 4, 7, 5, 6, 8, 8, 6, 1, 8 and 6. Total: 73.
<DM>	Rare Ring can be found here - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22.html
<Dhoo>	taking the heart container
<BlueShell>	Good grief.
<BlueShell>	I wish my sessions got that fucking lucky on drops.
<BlueShell>	>_>
<DM>	hahahahahah
*	BlueShell blows DM up with a Creeper!
<BlueShell>	Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by BlueShell (BOOM! «14,793»)
<DM>	ehh, quiet you, Sephiroth has 11 Heart Containers and 11 Magic Containers, I'd say that's lucky enough
<Firiann>	boing
<BlueShell>	And Sephiroth has been shelved for how long now?
<DM>	true
<SandorClegane>	and im good on loot
<Zephy>	I'll take the magic container if nobody wants it
<SandorClegane>	i got a swor'
<SandorClegane>	d
<SandorClegane>	a while ago
*	Firiann snuffles at the magic container before springing back, leaves raised.
<Dhoo>	HEARTS UP
<Zephy>	You can have it if you want
<DM>	*The fire from Firiann's head lights up the cave. In front of you, the cave appears to be blocked off. It's probable that the Aquamentus and the Tonberry were trapped on this side when the Creeper exploded earlier.*
<SandorClegane>	not at all
<SandorClegane>	?me heads back toward the camp
*	RedShell is now known as Creeper
<Creeper>	Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
<DM>	*You head back to the camp, using Firiann's burning hair as a flashlight and a heat sou-
<DM>	ooookay, Sephiroth, go run your own session, shoo
<Creeper>	:P
*	Creeper implodes on itself.
<DM>	*-and as a heat source, countering the damp cold of the cave.*
<DM>	*The camp is as deserted as when you pwned the Goriyas and left it.*
*	Firiann nestles back in, now on top of the former campfire, eyes dimming once more.
<Creeper>	Also.
<Creeper>	I made a decision, DM.
<Creeper>	.. ... considering I cannot run more than 1 shell on top of the DM name. ...
<DM>	(creeper making a decision? That ain't good)
<Creeper>	I cannot run a session.
<Creeper>	>_>
*	DM can run Tatl ya know, and Kefka doesn't have to be around.
<Creeper>	what if you aint around
<Firiann>	Psuedoshells
*	DM forwards this to #zuchat, cause it's off topic from the quest.
<SandorClegane>	so follow the trail of blood or?
<Zephy>	trail of blood is a good sign
<Dhoo>	I... guess...
<DM>	(Zephy, the North Pass is covered in a trail of blood from something that wandered in earlier)
<Zephy>	oh ok
<Zephy>	I thought i just forgot something from last time lol
<SandorClegane>	( that preemptivley sdtabbed)
<DM>	hah
*	Creeper is now known as Sephiroth
<DM>	*You head up the northern pass, which is similar to the ravine you were in earlier, though the cliff tops above aren't as high. But it's not something you can climb up, either.*
*	BlueShell has quit (Quit: Read Error: 666 (Connection reset by Sephiroth))
<Zephy>	who says I can't climb
*	Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the middle of a western gunfight! «14,796»)
<DM>	*The clliff wall is steep with few edges to climb onto.*
<DM>	wow I can't spell
<SandorClegane>	human pyramid?
<DM>	*It stems about 30 feet up.*
<Zephy>	human trampoline?
*	Dhoo grabs Firiann.
*	Firiann 's eyes brighten briefly.
*	Dhoo winds up.
*	Dhoo throws Firiann as hard as he can up the wall.
<Firiann>	"Whuzzat huh what's happenAAUGH"
<DM>	(Roll Power, Dhoo!)
<Dhoo>	$9d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 6, 3, 2, 1, 7, 5 and 2. Total: 41. Successes: 6.
*	Firiann 's leaves begin spinning rapidly by reflex, seeds flying everywhere.
<DM>	$10d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 4, 4, 7, 10, 2, 5, 9 and 8. Total: 65. Successes: 8.
<DM>	*Firiann almost reaches the top of the cliff walls, but he falls just short.*
*	Dhoo catches Firiann and tries again.
<Zephy>	what if both of you guys toss him up
<DM>	Combo toss?
<Firiann>	"NO! PUMMEDOWNNAO"
<Dhoo>	$9d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 7, 8, 3, 1, 10, 5 and 3. Total: 48. Successes: 6.
<DM>	(Who else is tossing Firiann?)
<Firiann>	;_;
<Zephy>	I think sandor is stronger
<DM>	he's all Courage, no Power
<Zephy>	wait no, he's all courage
<Zephy>	I'll do it
<Zephy>	$10d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 5, 6, 9, 4, 10, 9, 7 and 6. Total: 75. Successes: 11.
<Zephy>	hah
<DM>	$10d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 3, 1, 5, 10, 2, 6, 7 and 6. Total: 53. Successes: 7.
<DM>	*Dhoo feels useless as Zephy flings Firiann's light Deku Scrub body upwards. You reach the top of the cliff.*
*	Firiann heaves and spills seeds all over back down the cliff.
<DM>	*It seems you landed yourself on the top of the ravine, though more mountainous cliff walls extend on both sides, leaving only a bit of room on each side of the top of the ravine.*
<DM>	*The ravine doesn't seem to curve, and at the end of it (in the far distance), you can see what seems to be a gate.*
<DM>	(question, since we started super late, partially due to technical difficulties, how much longer are we going?)
<Dhoo>	wouldnt mind stopping soon
<Firiann>	(not much farther here, probably...)
<Zephy>	yeah I wouldn't mind stopping honestly
<Zephy>	...even though i just started lol
<DM>	(alright..... twill keep going for 15 minutes and then stop)
<Zephy>	cool cool cool
<DM>	*There doesn't seem to be anything between you and the gate.*
<SandorClegane>	?me runs to the gate and camps
<Zephy>	are we going to leave Firiann up there?
<Zephy>	we should probably have her jump down
<DM>	*You all run for a good while. After a little while, the ravine widens and you reach a gate.*
<Firiann>	;_;
<DM>	*Firiann is still on the cliff wall at the edge.*
<DM>	*A guard is blocking the gate entrance.*
<Dhoo>	has he seen us yet?
<DM>	*He looks similar to the guard you killed earlier, which was actually a monster of some sorts. You can't tell if this one is a monster or not though.*
*	Firiann nestles down on the edge, curling roots down into the wallside.
<DM>	$5d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 2, 8 and 3. Total: 30. Successes: 4.
<DM>	*The guard looks over and sees Dhoo, Zephy and SandorClegane, but not Firiann.*
*	X_X is now known as Guard
<Guard>	Halt! Who goes there?
<SandorClegane>	Adventurers
*	Zephy motions subtetly to Firiann to sneak behind the guard
<DM>	*There's a bit of a gap between the cliff wall and the guard, but you can float down on a deku leaf behind him.*
<Guard>	Adventurers? From where?
*	Firiann inches across the walltop, roots pulling her toward the gate.
<Guard>	(or just take the wall path, lol)
<DM>	(or just take the wall path, lol)
<SandorClegane>	everywhere
*	Firiann 's flaming leaves begin whirling as she releases from the cliff, fluttering down over the guard.
*	DM shoves Guard back to his non-DM spot.
<Guard>	Everywhere? I do not understand.
<Guard>	Do you mean that you get around a lot?
<SandorClegane>	yes
*	Firiann lands on the Guared'
<Zephy>	we are from everywhere
<Firiann>	oh wow
<Guard>	Ah, I see-
<Firiann>	*lands on the guard's head.
<Zephy>	but nowhere at the same time
<SandorClegane>	quite a puzzle
<DM>	*As Firiann lands on the guard's head, he pats his head.*
<Guard>	$5d10
<Navi>	Guard: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 6, 4 and 6. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
<DM>	(Firiann, roll Wisdom)
<Firiann>	(defense or just roll?)
<DM>	(base wisdom, so yeah, just roll)
<Firiann>	$4d10
<Navi>	Firiann: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 3 and 1. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
<Firiann>	er gah
<Firiann>	no
<Firiann>	$3d10
<Navi>	Firiann: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7 and 1. Total: 17. Successes: 2.
*	Guard notices something in his head and shakse his head, throwing Firiann off.
*	Guard sees Firiann fly off.
<Guard>	You there, what were you doing on my head?!
*	Guard seems distracted by the little deku scrub.
*	Firiann responds with a mouthful of seeds.
*	SandorClegane drives sword through guards stomach
<DM>	(good lord, you are GTA-ing your way to a victory)
<DM>	(Roll Courage)
*	SandorClegane during firians seed barrage
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 8, 4, 7, 1, 8, 1, 5, 8, 10, 9, 4, 5, 7, 7 and 5. Total: 104. Successes: 15.
*	Guard gets pelted by the seed barrage as your sword pierces him through the stomach. He lets out a gurgle as green blood pours from his mouth. As he falls silent, he turns into the form of a monster.
*	Guard is now known as X_X
<DM>	(hah, gurgle sounds like nurgle... chaos folks in town, eh?)
*	DM runs.
<DM>	*There appears to be a lock on the gate.*
<SandorClegane>	BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!
*	DM high-fives Sandor.
<SandorClegane>	?me checks guards corpse for key
<DM>	*There is indeed a key!*
<SandorClegane>	(ill get it right eventually)
<DM>	(/ requires no shift, lol
*	SandorClegane use key on the gates lock
<DM>	*The lock clicks, but then you hear the sound clicking over and over. Text fills your vision.*
<DM>	-=LOADING=-
<DM>	-=LOADING==-
<DM>	-=LOADING=-
<DM>	-=QUEST PAUSE=-
<SandorClegane>	dammint we are in the matrix
<Zephy>	what a twist
<DM>	considering how many times the fourth wall breaks, that's probably true