Cyrin Intro

(12:20:25 AM) BroickRose|DM: Cyrin Of the Brood, Urban Druid. One of the few males powerful enough to escape the hive and become independent
(12:20:38 AM) Highshot [webchat@3bc48775.1366b407.1654620b.31a16b5dX] entered the room.
(12:21:25 AM) Uvel: ...Brutus?
(12:21:30 AM) BroickRose|DM: Truly you are an example for all male ants to go by. You have no equal, No one is as tough as yours-.... A passing bird just shat on your shoulder
(12:21:50 AM) BroickRose|DM: (you will all hate birds when Im done with you)
(12:22:02 AM) Uvel: (And then we are all Shale)
(12:22:07 AM) Cyrin: (You can try, but it ain't happening.)
(12:22:14 AM) Highshot: (that is I and oh god its Shale all over again)
(12:22:22 AM) Brotius: (It thinks we like birds? This one is silly)
(12:22:30 AM) Brotius: (It just heard my voice)
(12:23:04 AM) BroickRose|DM: Grunting in disgust you whipe it off your shoulder and continue on your patrol through Old Jadeic. It's stupidly early in the morning. The sun isnt even up yet and most of the citizens are still asleep in their homes
(12:23:43 AM) BroickRose|DM: This is actually the first time you've been in this part of the city since that one night
(12:24:12 AM) BroickRose|DM: Your mind flashes back to it. The bodies...the blood...the sheer amount of inhumanity that you saw before you
(12:24:54 AM) BroickRose|DM: [x] THROW A ROCK)
(12:24:57 AM) BroickRose|DM: Fuck
(12:25:02 AM) BroickRose|DM: (Feel free to you know...Roleplay)
(12:25:08 AM) BroickRose|DM: Accidenty hit up
(12:25:59 AM) BroickRose|DM: (Ok just to let you know Im not em You can you know
(12:26:06 AM) BroickRose|DM: do your part)
(12:27:14 AM) ***Cyrin sighs heavily.
(12:27:28 AM) BroickRose|DM: Another bird shits on your head
(12:27:33 AM) BroickRose|DM: Man birds hate you
(12:28:06 AM) Cyrin: "This is not my day."
(12:28:09 AM) CEB left the room.
(12:28:35 AM) BroickRose|DM: You continue your patrol
(12:28:46 AM) BroickRose|DM: Roll a listen check
(12:28:47 AM) Dice-chan: BroickRose|DM rolled listen check --> error: malformed expression
(12:29:01 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+1
(12:29:01 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{12}
(12:29:16 AM) BroickRose|DM: You hear a faint sound of glass being broken
(12:29:38 AM) BroickRose|DM: Your almost certain in came from the ally you just passed
(12:30:21 AM) ***Cyrin turns around and looks towards the alleyway.
(12:31:19 AM) BroickRose|DM: You hear a loud crash coming from the same alley and some faint grumbling
(12:31:20 AM) Cyrin: "What was that?"
(12:31:47 AM) Cyrin: I go to check it out.
(12:31:57 AM) BroickRose|DM: Just normally?
(12:32:17 AM) Brorite: you should like, cartwheel into the alleyway
(12:32:22 AM) BroickRose|DM: Totaly
(12:32:31 AM) Cyrin: I just walk in normally.
(12:32:47 AM) BroickRose|DM: You stroll in not giving a fuck
(12:33:05 AM) BroickRose|DM: Its pretty dark, and smells like stomach bile a bit
(12:33:22 AM) BroickRose|DM: You can see a figure slumped against a wall a bit further down
(12:34:12 AM) ***Cyrin moves to check and see if the person is okay.
(12:34:50 AM) BroickRose|DM: You move in closer and see that its a lizardman
(12:35:14 AM) BroickRose|DM: You get down on one knee to see if he's still alive
(12:35:17 AM) BroickRose|DM: Roll a reflex save
(12:35:18 AM) Dice-chan: BroickRose|DM rolled reflex save --> error: malformed expression
(12:35:31 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+5
(12:35:31 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{9}
(12:35:55 AM) BroickRose|DM: The lizardmans eye shoot open and his torsos lurches forward
(12:36:01 AM) BroickRose|DM: He pukes on you
(12:36:15 AM) BroickRose|DM: The man is obviously stinking drunk
(12:36:26 AM) ***Cyrin recoils, gasping in shock.
(12:36:48 AM) BroickRose|DM: "Ehehe~ Sorry -hic- bout that..."
(12:37:45 AM) ***Cyrin frowns and attempts to wipe the vomit off. "I suppose I can't blame you, citizen."
(12:38:05 AM) BroickRose|DM is now known as DrunkLizardman
(12:38:25 AM) DrunkLizardman: He fumbles to his feet stumbling a few times but eventually finds his balance
(12:39:00 AM) ***DrunkLizardman belches loudly. "Eh....you wanna help me home buddy~?"
(12:39:09 AM) DrunkLizardman: "I dont live far"
(12:39:42 AM) ***Cyrin nods once. "Alright."
(12:40:14 AM) ***DrunkLizardman slumps on your shoulder and points down the alley. "It's....-hic- THAT WAY!"
(12:40:39 AM) ***Cyrin gives the man a disbelieving look, but starts down the alley anyway.
(12:41:14 AM) DrunkLizardman: Soon you reach the mans house which is actually 2 houses away from the alley
(12:41:22 AM) DrunkLizardman: "Told youuuuuu~"
(12:41:44 AM) Cyrin: "Fair enough. Will you be okay from here?"
(12:42:35 AM) ***DrunkLizardman hands you a key. "Jus open the.... door mate and.... I'll pass out on a couch"
(12:43:43 AM) ***Cyrin takes the key and awkwardly fumbles with it until it enters the slot in the door.
(12:44:01 AM) DrunkLizardman: The door was unlocked
(12:44:07 AM) DrunkLizardman: Broken infact
(12:44:21 AM) DrunkLizardman: It swings open slowly give a loud errie creak
(12:44:33 AM) ***Cyrin looks at the door strangely. "...what?"
(12:45:14 AM) ***DrunkLizardman looks up in confusion and stumbles inside. "OIIII~ SASHA DADDY TOLD YOU TO...." The man freezes in place when he steps inside
(12:45:52 AM) DrunkLizardman: Infront of him is a tiny Lizardgirls corpse
(12:46:01 AM) DrunkLizardman: She's...not exactly in one peice
(12:46:04 AM) Brorite: tap that shit!
(12:46:45 AM) DrunkLizardman: She looks around 9-12
(12:46:52 AM) DrunkLizardman: BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER
(12:46:54 AM) DrunkLizardman: SHES DEAD
(12:46:59 AM) ***Cyrin gawks in horror.
(12:48:01 AM) ***DrunkLizardman begins to panic. "No..nonononono....Wait... JESS!" The man panics and rushes upstairs.
(12:48:26 AM) Imouto left the room.
(12:48:30 AM) Brutus left the room.
(12:50:21 AM) DrunkLizardman: Pffft
(12:50:53 AM) Cyrin: (>pfft'ing at you're daughter's corpse)
(12:51:15 AM) DrunkLizardman: No both them leaving
(12:51:30 AM) Cyrin: (I'm aware. I'm being silly.)
(12:51:33 AM) Highshot: (Im still here just not as brutus)
(12:51:55 AM) DrunkLizardman: Mk
(12:52:03 AM) DrunkLizardman: Anyway
(12:52:15 AM) DrunkLizardman: Drunk lizard guy with a dead daughter just rushed upstairs
(12:52:50 AM) ***Cyrin watches the lizardman run off, still a little shocked at the horrible scene in front of him.
(12:53:08 AM) DrunkLizardman: roll a listen check
(12:53:08 AM) Dice-chan: DrunkLizardman rolled listen check --> error: malformed expression
(12:53:56 AM) Seranov: .
(12:54:31 AM) Seranov: (Webclient herped a derp, give me a sec)
(12:54:36 AM) DrunkLizardman: mk
(12:54:46 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood [webchat@1599c5.1e624c7d.wpbhfl.sbcglobal.net] entered the room.
(12:54:46 AM) DrunkLizardman: Watching Tili die
(12:54:59 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: roll d20+1
(12:54:59 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin_of_the_Brood rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{6}
(12:55:16 AM) DrunkLizardman: You hear a thud from upstairs.
(12:55:46 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood is now known as Guest8226276
(12:56:26 AM) Guest8226276 is now known as Cyrin_
(12:57:15 AM) ***Cyrin_ moves to go up the stairs, worried and curious at the sound.
(12:58:03 AM) DrunkLizardman: You walk upstairs passing a few rooms and come to one at the end of the hall. Inside is the drunk lizardman on the floor
(12:58:06 AM) DrunkLizardman: With no head
(12:58:16 AM) DrunkLizardman: It's laying a few feet away
(12:58:54 AM) Cyrin left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 360 seconds).
(12:58:54 AM) Brorite: This is what he gets for running ahead
(12:59:04 AM) Cyrin_ is now known as Cyrin_of_the_Brood
(12:59:06 AM) DrunkLizardman: (You have Armur and a Sord)
(12:59:17 AM) DrunkLizardman: (I say it like that becuase its shitty)
(12:59:47 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood pulls out his weapon, readying himself for whatever killed the poor lizardman.
(1:00:44 AM) DrunkLizardman: You also see on a bed a human woman tied down. With familar carvings etched into her body.
(1:02:39 AM) DrunkLizardman: As you move through the room you see the closet door fly open and a man leaps out brandishing a knife
(1:03:02 AM) DrunkLizardman: Roll a reflex save
(1:03:02 AM) Dice-chan: DrunkLizardman rolled reflex save --> error: malformed expression
(1:03:06 AM) DrunkLizardman: (Story fight)
(1:03:10 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: roll d20+5
(1:03:10 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin_of_the_Brood rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{25}
(1:03:38 AM) DrunkLizardman: You tumble expertly out of the way and even sweep kick him with your ant tail apendage thing.
(1:03:54 AM) DrunkLizardman: He falls flat on his ass droping the knife
(1:04:24 AM) DrunkLizardman: Roll a strength check
(1:04:24 AM) Dice-chan: DrunkLizardman rolled strength check --> error: malformed expression
(1:04:37 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: roll d20+2
(1:04:38 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin_of_the_Brood rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
(1:05:26 AM) DrunkLizardman: You move to pick up the knife but find it to be heavier than a building.
(1:05:36 AM) DrunkLizardman: (You would have needed a nat 20 to pick it up anyway)
(1:05:45 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: (Jaysus.)
(1:08:03 AM) Brotius_ [webchat@1e706c24.24862c5a.fios.verizon.net] entered the room.
(1:08:05 AM) Seranov: .
(1:08:13 AM) BroickRose [webchat@1c6ad229.52627b1.il.comcast.net] entered the room.
(1:08:14 AM) Brotius_: .
(1:08:18 AM) BroickRose: Fuck
(1:08:28 AM) mode (+oa BroickRose BroickRose) by ChanServ
(1:08:51 AM) BroickRose: Anyway
(1:09:06 AM) BroickRose: The man on the floor jumps up and laughs hystericly.
(1:09:31 AM) BroickRose: "You stupid abonmination! Your tainted races can never weild our weaponry!"
(1:10:16 AM) BroickRose: roll 1d20+5
(1:10:16 AM) Dice-chan: BroickRose rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
(1:10:17 AM) Highshot left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 360 seconds).
(1:10:57 AM) BroickRose: The man pushes you away and picks up the dagger with no effort.
(1:11:38 AM) DrunkLizardman left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 360 seconds).
(1:11:38 AM) Brotius left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 360 seconds).
(1:11:48 AM) Brorite is now known as Pyrite
(1:11:52 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: I growl an obscenity at him and move to strike him.
(1:11:56 AM) BroickRose: "Now...while I'd love to stay and chat I need to report to my master. Toda loo!"
(1:12:18 AM) BroickRose: He turns and dives out a window into the street. If you move now you might catch him
(1:12:27 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: I chase him.
(1:12:35 AM) BroickRose: Through the window?
(1:12:44 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: Yes.
(1:12:51 AM) Brotius_ is now known as Brotius
(1:12:52 AM) BroickRose: Hrmm.
(1:13:03 AM) BroickRose: Urban Druids know parkour right?
(1:13:14 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: ...probably not?
(1:13:23 AM) BroickRose: Roll a dex check
(1:13:24 AM) Dice-chan: BroickRose rolled dex check --> error: malformed expression
(1:13:33 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: roll d20+4
(1:13:33 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin_of_the_Brood rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
(1:14:19 AM) BroickRose: You dive out the window after the man. You dont land as smoothly as him as you roll roughly on the ground.
(1:14:31 AM) BroickRose: The man is about 40 ft ahead of you.
(1:14:36 AM) BroickRose: But as you come to your feet
(1:14:41 AM) BroickRose: you hear a loud voice
(1:14:46 AM) BroickRose: "HAHA NOT SO FAST!"
(1:15:22 AM) BroickRose: You hear a loud sickening crack and see the man rocket past you. He lands on the ground and skids to a stop.
(1:16:11 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood stands and looks at the man now laying in a heap on the floor.
(1:16:18 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "Wha-?"
(1:17:04 AM) BroickRose: As you examine the man you hear someone walk behind you. You turn to see a man in a suit and an eyepatch. "HAHA CRIMINAL SCUM FEEL THE FIST OF JUSTICE!"
(1:17:33 AM) Uvel: (Broick confirmed for best DM of all DMs)
(1:17:47 AM) Uvel: (HAHA! Reference)
(1:18:52 AM) Highshot [webchat@3bc48775.1366b407.1654620b.31a16b5dX] entered the room.
(1:19:37 AM) BroickRose: SOMEONE CATCH UP BRUTUS
(1:19:57 AM) BroickRose: Anyway
(1:21:08 AM) BroickRose: The man steps past you and picks up the very well knocked out insane man. "Crazy bastard." He begins shaking the unconcious man. "TELL ME YOUR SECRETS WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!"
(1:21:35 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood looks on incredulously. "I... I think he's unconcious."
(1:22:00 AM) BroickRose: "SMALL DEATILS MY BOY!" He continues to violently shake the man
(1:22:21 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood sheathes his weapon and shrugs.
(1:22:38 AM) BroickRose: "Tell me my boy you work for the gaurd do you not?"
(1:22:54 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "I do."
(1:23:45 AM) BroickRose: "HAHA YOU MUST ME CYRIN THEN!" He drops the mans body on the floor and offers you his hand. "THE NAMES TERRY! TERRY ETHER!"
(1:24:16 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood takes the man's hand reluctantly, taking a nervous glance at the unconcious man.
(1:25:41 AM) BroickRose: "I HAVE A GREAT OFFER FOR YOU CYRIN! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DITCH THE GAURD AND WORK FOR ME?!" He shakes your hand  vigorusly leaving your arm sore afterwards. "IT'LL PAY A HELL OF A LOT MORE AND EVEN PROVIDE YOU WITH A FREE HOME WITHIN OUR HEADQUARTERS!"
(1:26:30 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "That's... that's a surprisingly good offer, but why?"
(1:27:36 AM) BroickRose: "BECUASE YOUR AN OUTSTANDING GENTLEMAN TO SURVIVE DEALING WITH THIS BASTARD TWICE!" The man seems to groggly sit up behind Terry but his leg rockets out and kicks him square in the jaw knocking him back out.
(1:29:33 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood flinches. "I guess I'll take you up on that offer."
(1:31:45 AM) BroickRose: "HAHA EXCELLENT!" Terry picks up the unconcious man and slugs him over his shoulder. "DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS DEGENERATE ILL TAKE HIM TO THE GAURD AND EXPLAIN YOUR NEW EMPLOYMENT!" He hands you a small business card with his winking face on it and an adress. It says 'Vicks Inc.' In big bold letters on top.
(1:32:38 AM) BroickRose: (>Winking face.)
(1:32:42 AM) BroickRose: (>Eyepatch...)
(1:32:45 AM) BroickRose: (What)
(1:32:58 AM) Uvel: (HE'S ALWAYS MAKING A WINKING FACE)
(1:33:46 AM) BroickRose: Anyway
(1:33:59 AM) BroickRose: You nod to the strange man and head to the adress on the card
(1:34:41 AM) BroickRose: You arrive to a large building in the New Jadeic district. It's actually probably one of the tallest buildings in the city."
(1:36:36 AM) BroickRose: You step inside just as the sun is starting to rise and find yourself in a comfortable looking lobby.
(1:37:44 AM) BroickRose: You see at the other end of the lobby a windowed room with a large office behind it. There seems to be a woman back there sleeping
(1:39:20 AM) BroickRose: You get the window and she continues to snooze away.
(1:40:00 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood looks around to see if there's anyone else here.
(1:41:15 AM) BroickRose: There is no one else. The sun hasnt even rose yet
(1:41:33 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: I knock on the glass twice, then.
(1:43:05 AM) Imouto [webchat@159b2242.285ef2b1.res.rr.com] entered the room.
(1:43:40 AM) BroickRose: The girl snorts loudly and sits up. Right away you notice a long trail of drool hanging from her mouth. Her pink hair is a bit of a mess and a pair of red eyes hide behind charming glasses. Oh yeah she also seems to have horns.
(1:44:38 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood shows her the card. "I was told by a man named Terry to come here."
(1:44:49 AM) BroickRose: (Her base is the Succubus Witch from MGQ without the hat and gloves)
(1:45:22 AM) Highshot: (Oh my~)
(1:46:32 AM) BroickRose: She gives you a blank stare and sighs heavily. "Seriously? He really got someone this fast!?" The girl rubs her temples and sighs heavily. "Give me a moment please..."
(1:49:46 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood pockets the business card and looks around a bit more while he waits.
(1:51:42 AM) BroickRose: She fixes her hair a bit and reaches under her desk and seems to pull out a menacing looking gun. She places it on her desk and reaches back under and pulls out a clipbaord with some papers on them.
(1:52:17 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood looks at the weapon uneasily.
(1:53:33 AM) Imouto: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(1:53:50 AM) BroickRose: She flips through the papers quickly and passes it to you. "Here fill these out." She then gets up from her seat and moves to the out of sight. But not before you catch a glimpse of her wings and tail and ass. Mainly the ass.
(1:53:59 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: (No Imouto, no tableflipping.)
(1:54:02 AM) Pyrite: turn that table right side up and that frown upside down imouto~
(1:54:18 AM) Imouto: (WELL FUCK YOU (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(1:54:26 AM) Imouto: Also I can't Pyrite.
(1:54:30 AM) Imouto: I wasn't prepared to have feels tonight.
(1:55:07 AM) Pyrite: I hate random feels
(1:55:17 AM) BroickRose: (Almost done)
(1:55:45 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood takes the paper and nervously watches the woman go.
(1:55:54 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: (I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go~)
(1:56:46 AM) BroickRose: (You have no choice to stare at her ass it part of her succubus charms~ She gets alot of couples to fight when she walks down the street)
(1:57:01 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: (okaywiththis.png)
(1:57:11 AM) BroickRose: anyway
(1:57:15 AM) Brotius: (veryokaywiththis.jpg)
(1:58:10 AM) Imouto: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ JURI NOT AMUSED.
(1:58:21 AM) Imouto: (I want to just, flip all the tables)
(1:58:27 AM) BroickRose: You take a seat nearby and fill out the paperwork. It's simple really asking for you name your skills you background and strangely if you are ever pleadged alligence to an evil empire of constructs.
(1:58:28 AM) Imouto is now known as Imouto|TableFlipper-chan
(1:58:35 AM) Pyrite: no imouto. those are expensive
(1:58:38 AM) BroickRose: (Constructs = robots of DnD)
(1:58:42 AM) Imouto|TableFlipper-chan: I'LL SHOW YOU EXPENSIVE
(1:58:43 AM) Imouto|TableFlipper-chan: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(1:58:55 AM) Uvel: (That'll come out to about 500 bucks)
(1:58:58 AM) Pyrite: oh god not the tables!
(1:59:02 AM) Pyrite: they're in my eyes!
(1:59:03 AM) Uvel: (And I ain't paying, I'm broke nigga, I'M BROKE)
(1:59:06 AM) Pyrite: raaaahhhhgghh!
(1:59:11 AM) Uvel: HOW DID IT FLIP?!
(1:59:18 AM) Uvel: HOW DID IT FLIP, HOW DID IT FLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP?!
(1:59:22 AM) Imouto|TableFlipper-chan: I DON'T KNOW
(1:59:23 AM) Imouto|TableFlipper-chan: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(1:59:41 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: (Pyrite, when you're talking out of character like this, put everything in parenthesis)
(1:59:47 AM) Pyrite: you gotta delete your system 32 and then restart your PC Urvel
(2:00:20 AM) BroickRose: You finish the paperwork and return to find the Succubus back in her seat sipping a coffee. "All done? Excellent~" She takes the clipboard from you and tosses it behind her head as it lands in a messy pile of other papers and files. All while keeping a sweet smile on her face.
(2:00:46 AM) Pyrite: (ah ok cyrin)
(2:00:56 AM) Uvel: (Yes, it keeps it all in a buble)
(2:01:06 AM) Uvel: (Now Sera...did you get that thing...I sent ya?)
(2:01:10 AM) Imouto|TableFlipper-chan: (Bubble~)
(2:01:28 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: (Yes, I did, Taco)
(2:03:18 AM) BroickRose: You raise your eyebrow at the scene before you but shrug it off. "Oh where are my manners~ I'm Kaitlyn. Don't fuck with me or I'll shoot you~" She tells you in a sweet tone
(2:04:26 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "Hello. I'm Cyrin."
(2:04:54 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood smiles a little awkwardly.
(2:06:18 AM) BroickRose: She reaches into her desk and produces a single key and hands you it. "If you head upstairs and turn left you'll find the living quarters. Your room will have your name on it. Go and get comfortable, you'll find the room to be much to your liking~"
(2:07:38 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood takes the key and nods to the woman. "Thank you, Kaitlyn."
(2:08:02 AM) BroickRose: She's already asleep at her desk again
(2:08:31 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood shrugs and heads off to his new room.
(2:09:42 AM) BroickRose: You easily find you room as Kaitlyn said your name is somehow on a nameplate attached to the door. You shrug it off asnd unlock the door and feel a great amount of magic pass though you and back into the door handle
(2:12:01 AM) BroickRose: You open the door and your breath is taken away. What you see can only be described as a perfect room for you. Every finite detail that you would find comfortable in a room is there
(2:12:53 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "...wow."
(2:13:48 AM) BroickRose: You're really glad you took Terry up on this offer now.
(2:13:52 AM) BroickRose: So what does it look like?>
(2:16:01 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: A simple but comfortable bed, carpet, and a single window with heavy blinds. A dresser and armoire on one side of the room, and a workdesk and chair on the other.
(2:16:18 AM) BroickRose: BOOOOOO
(2:16:50 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: You make it up then!
(2:19:00 AM) BroickRose: No no
(2:19:04 AM) BroickRose: Thats what you find perfect
(2:19:05 AM) Imouto|TableFlipper-chan: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°??
(2:19:41 AM) BroickRose: You also find on your bed a small sack with a note on it.
(2:21:13 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: I walk over and pick up the note.
(2:21:14 AM) Pyrite: (all these tables around me. I want them all)
(2:21:24 AM) Uvel: (I want to make a table fortress)
(2:21:33 AM) Uvel: (But then the blender will get them and I'll get splinters...)
(2:22:57 AM) Imouto|TableFlipper-chan is now known as Sleepmouto
(2:23:24 AM) BroickRose: The note reads 'HAHA WELCOME TO VICKS INC CYRIN! IM SURE YOUR LIKING YOUR SWEET NEW PAD WITH ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS YOU'VE HAD MAGICALLY ADDED TO IT!" You look around your plain room for a bit and shrug. "INSIDE THE SACK YOU'LL FIND SOME STARTING FUNDS AND A PSYCHODELIC SUSPERSONIC ITEM!"
(2:24:15 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood puts the note down and opens up the sack.
(2:24:29 AM) BroickRose is now known as BroickRose|
(2:25:05 AM) BroickRose| is now known as NotBroick
(2:25:57 AM) NotBroick is now known as [Rosa]
(2:26:18 AM) [Rosa] is now known as BroickRose
(2:26:20 AM) BroickRose: Damn
(2:26:47 AM) Highshot: >magically added to it
(2:26:50 AM) Sleepmouto: You're not clever.
(2:26:52 AM) Uvel: (It's okay dude, it's for a good cause)
(2:26:57 AM) Highshot: >Wished for a plain room
(2:27:16 AM) Highshot: (Dam forgot my  ( )  )
(2:27:40 AM) Uvel: (But yeah, if you're really mad Ally, be mad at me yo. I'm the one that told Broick to do it. Because it was hilarious~)
(2:28:18 AM) BroickRose: Anyway
(2:28:19 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: I wish I had carpet ;_;
(2:28:22 AM) Sleepmouto: I'm not mad
(2:29:16 AM) BroickRose: You open the sack which seems and have mutliple snakes fly out and cover yourself and your bed. After slightly painicing your realize they are fake and shake your head and reach into the bag and pull out...another bag?
(2:29:39 AM) BroickRose: Inside the smaller bag is 1500 gold.
(2:30:37 AM) Sleepmouto: and suddenly a Mantis girl drops from your ceiling and slits your throat
(2:30:39 AM) Sleepmouto: THE END.
(2:31:31 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: Go to bed, Imouto.
(2:32:22 AM) BroickRose: Yeah im done for tonight
(2:32:40 AM) Brotius: I'm going to be laughing like an idiot everytime he talks now
(2:32:45 AM) Brotius: well done~
(2:32:46 AM) Uvel: We all are
(2:33:03 AM) BroickRose: Sera roll a 1d3
(2:33:04 AM) Brotius: HAHA! Read it in his voice.
(2:33:04 AM) Highshot: Well done Lord DM
(2:33:17 AM) Uvel: HAHA! Fairy Salsa.
(2:33:18 AM) Seranov: roll d3
(2:33:18 AM) Dice-chan: Seranov rolled --> [ 1d3=1 ]{1}
(2:33:51 AM) Uvel is now known as Taco_Hell
(2:33:57 AM) BroickRose: Inside the sack is also a +2 Studded Leather armor. You also feel some faint magic coming from it.