F-Arceus x M-reader copypasta

I suppose I ought to feel privileged, or at least very lucky. Sadly, all I can feel right now is the tightest pussy I've ever encountered wrapped securely around my dick like a vacuum cleaner.

"You're welcome."

I wish she'd stop doing that. It's kind of creepy when you're trying to shove your bone into a pretty girl and she keeps replying to your inner monologue. Well, who cares about that. I put another inch in her, which takes altogether far too much effort on my part, and struggle not to ejaculate my own brains night out. God, this is good.

“Please don't use my name in vain." With that tone of voice she's got, I can't honestly tell if she's being earnest or just teasing me. The face doesn't help either, since it's not even real and refuses to stay put so I can actually look at it.

But wait a second, just what's going on here? Why am I fucking the tightest cunt in all of creation? And why is she grinding back against me and making those adorable bleating
noises like a drunk Mareep? Wow, there's an unpleasant mental image. Anyway, getting back to what I was saying.

"Are you going to talk to yourself all evening or are you going to dump your seed in me already?"

You have no idea what that voice does to me. She's like a perfect combination of your first high school crush and your best friend's insanely hot mom. Sweet, young and innocent, but mature and experienced at the same time. Everything she says is so ingenuous, naive even, and yet every single word is laden With innuendo. And then there’s the body.

White from end to end. Not just white like as in person, no, this chick is white as snow, literally. From the very tips of the toes she can't quite get right, to the tips of her hair that's longer than she is. She really seems to love that, having long hair.

"My head gets cold like this," she explains, prodding me in the ribs with a finger. It's like being stabbed by an icicle made of magma. Not that anything could dissuade me from this divine pussy, no sir. That thought seems to please her, so she rears up on her hind legs and bucks back against me vigorously, her arms winding around my body possessively while her cunt gets possessive with my already aching and ready-to-burst penis.

I'm sorry, did I just say her hind legs? Yeah, she's not very good at maintaining her composure at all.

"I could drop the facade, if you prefer." Holy shit, it's like she's fucking me in the ear. With her voice. How does that even work? Dammit, I shouldn't be giving her ideas.

Too late. I look her in the eye just for a split second, just by accident, and reality shifts around me. She rewrites the rules to suit her own whims, and right now that involves her tongue worming its way into my head, right into my brain, right in my mind. It’s the most horrible, most uncomfortable thing I think I've ever experienced, but holy fuck it feels good. She just reaches right in and starts playing with my neurons, rearranging my consciousness like it's just a toy for her to play with.

I can’t stop myself from fucking her. Not that I'd want to, of course. This chick may be the most disturbing, frightening, confusing woman I think I've ever met, and she may in fact be a giant white llama with a crazy metal skirt on, but that doesn't mean she's not the most incredible fuck I've ever experienced. I'm barely halfway in and I think if I stop holding it in, I might just jizz myself to death in this divine twat. She's so damn tight, like a child, a tiny little tunnel of gripping, clenching flesh like a dozen miniature hands all squeezing on my dick all at once, trying to crush into nothing. It's so supple and smooth, and so incredibly dexterous, Just one perfectly-fitted sleeve of muscle like a living fleshy condom that comes to life and gives you a god damned massage when you put it on.

If I'm a bit incoherent, it's because I'm losing my mind banging the creator of everything.

“Flattered.”

There’s no way any man could take this kind of punishment. I'm going to die. I know, with decisive finality, that I'm going to die. Any moment now I'm going to cum, and she'll milk everything out of me, until there's absolutely nothing left but my dead hollow corpse. If I had half a brain, I'd get my dick out of this thing right now and run away very fast

I just can't resist.

“No one ever can," she reassures me, as if apologizing to a misbehaving child. "Just relax and give me what I want. Pour your seed into me, young creature.”

Pour? Much more of this and I'm going to be shooting a wad off so hard it could punch through steel. My balls feel like they're going to implode at this rate, and I've got the biggest, most intense orgasm of my life boiling away inside me just waiting to get out. Why am I holding it back? That isn't what guys normally do, right?

"Then don't. Give me everything. Give me all of your precious life."

I've decided it's not worth going on with life after something like this because really what could ever top this, and it's time to grab the bull by the horns. Or in this case, grab the big white four-legged slut by her silly metal body collar halo thing and give her a damn good shafting.

On the very first attempted thrust I know I'm not going to survive this.

“Aaaahhn!'" The creator of everything, blessed be Her name, looks surprised as if she wasn't expecting me to ram my dick into her like that because she's been reading my mind this whole time. Lying bitch. Time to wipe that smile off her unreadable face. Does she even have a mouth? Don't think so.

"Oh, that's much better. Fuck me like that! Stop clinging to your mortality and give it to me! Give me your life's fluid!"

She has a very strange way of talking dirty, but I don't care. I'm going to bang this stupid all-powerful bimbo senseless if it kills me, which it will. Every time my hips hit her rear end, feels like my whole body explodes, and everything else goes with. I can’t stop. Banging my balls on this bitch's mound is just too satisfying. Watching the look on her featureless face, that somehow still manages to look flushed with lustful excitement.

"Do it," she whispers in my brain. All four legs push her body back at me with the kind of force that could crush a man. In this case it just crushes my cock into the suckling ravenous depths of her unbearably tight, elastic pussy until I finally hit bottom, conveniently the exact length of my dick. "Fire your load in me. Soil the womb that bore you. Fertilize the same pussy that created your entire world. Let my womb drink an eternity of your glorious seed.”

Firing off the biggest load of my shot life inside Arceus’s perfect cunt, I discover what it feels like to experience absolute pleasure… forever.