Fetish-shy, The First Story

> wake up in the morning
> don't feel like P.Diddy
> feel like another day, another attempt at rape
> morning goes normally, no peeking in windows, no door knocks
> suddenly, door knock
> surprise surprise, it's fluttershy
> wait, what's that she's go on?
> "hey anon, I visited twilight yesterday and did a little research"
> this should be good
> "I think I figured out why you won't love me"
Why's that?
> "I haven't been appealing to your sexuality"
You don't say
> "I learned humans can have things called....fotishes, and that these things attract humans a lot"
I think you mean fetishes
> "yea those"
So that's why you're in S&M gear?
> "yes.... I want you to dominate me"
yea.....no
>slam door in her face
> hear from behind door
> "ok...so that's not your fetish. Don't worry, I'll figure it out"
> this should prove to be interesting