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  2. Selected-By: Mark Lawrence <lawrence.4@osu.edu>
  3.  
  4. The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
  5. Your question was:
  6.  
  7. > Moo.
  8.  
  9. And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
  10.  
  11. } At End Of Road
  12. } You are standing at the end of a road before a wooden building.
  13. } Around you is pasture.  A small stream flows out of the building and
  14. } down a gully.
  15. }
  16. } > Moo.
  17. } You are inside a building, a barn for a family farm.  A small stream
  18. } flows from it out the door.
  19. } There is some tasty hay here.
  20. }
  21. } > Moo.
  22. } You eat the hay.  It is delicious.
  23. }
  24. } > Moo.
  25. } I see no hay.
  26. }
  27. } > Moo.
  28. } There is no more hay here.
  29. }
  30. } > Moo.
  31. } Seriously, there is no hay.  You ate it.  Try something else.
  32. }
  33. } > Moo.
  34. } You have taken a drink from the stream.  The water tastes strongly}
  35. } of minerals, but is not unpleasant.  It is extremely cold.
  36. }
  37. } > Moo.
  38. } The stream flows out through a pair of 1 foot diameter sewer pipes.
  39. } The only exit is to the west.
  40. }
  41. } > Moo.
  42. } At End Of Road
  43. }
  44. } > Moo.
  45. } You are in a twisty pasture with dried manure, all alike.
  46. }
  47. } > Moo.
  48. } You are in a twisty pasture with dried manure, all alike.
  49. } There is some tasty hay here.
  50. }
  51. } > Moo.
  52. } You eat the hay.  It is delicious.
  53. } You are in a twisty pasture with dried manure, all alike.
  54. }
  55. } > Moo.
  56. } You are in a twisty pasture with dried manure, all alike.
  57. }
  58. } > Moo.
  59. } You are in a twisty pasture with dried manure, all alike.
  60. } There is some tasty hay here.
  61. }
  62. } > Moo.
  63. } You eat the hay.  It is delicious.
  64. } You are in a twisty pasture with dried manure, all alike.
  65. }
  66. } > Moo.
  67. } Slaughterhouse Entrance
  68. } You are outside the door of a large forbidding looking building.
  69. } If you enter, you are likely to become somebody's lunch.
  70. }
  71. } > Moo.
  72. } Inside Slaughterhouse
  73. } You hear a sudden and brief sharp noise.
  74. } Oh dear, you seem to have gotten yourself killed.  I might be able
  75. } to help you out, but I've never really done this before.  Do you
  76. } want me to try to reincarnate you?
  77. }
  78. } > Moo.
  79. } Okay, quitting.  Pass the ketchup.
  80. }    *** You have died ***
  81. } In this game you scored 5 out of a possible 350 points, earning
  82. } you the rank of Hamburger.
  83. }
  84. } You owe the Oracle a whole wheat bun, pickle slices, and a napkin.
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