Spin the Bottle 2: Rainbow's Day Out (Edited)

>Be a day after your birthday
>It’s morning now
>Why must you always ruin my day Celestia?
>You decide it’s now or never
>You sit up in your bed and rub your eyes
>Fucking sun
>Hear stirring in your bed next to you.
>Oh shit what's that?
>You leap out of your bed, momentarily forgetting about what had occurred last night.
>Oh wait....yeah you did, last night you took bro code and tossed it out the window.
>"Mmmm...Anon?"
>Rainbow groans as she pulls the covers off of herself.
>Even though her mane's disheveled and she's got bags under her eyes, you gotta say she's still got them good looks.
>At least you think she does, still getting used to the pony and human relations thing.
>You look around your room and see that everyone else has already left.
"Well Dashie, looks like we're all alone."
>Rainbow snorts
>She takes on a Shakespearean tone
>"Oh Anon take me now while the sun is barely over the horizon!"
>You give her a deadpan look.
>She's laughing her ass off.
>While she's laughing, you come to a few realizations
>Fluttershy and Applejack will finally try to stop raping you....you hope.
>You no longer have to worry about dying alone.
>Getting laid is no longer an issue for you,ya got Rainbow for those needs.
>God the pros are endless
>You share in Rainbow's infectious laughter, ready to start the day.

>You finally get your lazy ass up and out of bed
>"Hey Anon, a little coffee would be nice."
"Oh? Why don't you go make it yourself?"
>"Who rocked your world last night Anon? Me, so you should totally get your ass in there and make me some coffee."
>She's got a smug little grin
>You lean in and kiss her
>Pompf
"I think you got it backwards there Rainbow."
>Her blushing is apparent
>Thanks to you finally accepting her feelings, she's not looking to turn away from you.
>You let her know you're only messing with her and that you'll go make the coffee.
>As you're making the coffee your mind drifts back to the events that occurred last night.
>That reminds you to change the sheets and to clean your floors.
>You chuckle to yourself, your mind still in the gutter
>You don't hear Rainbow fly over to you
>She rests her head on your shoulder and sighs contently.
>She then looks down and chuckles
>"Hey Anon what's got you so excited this early in the morning?"

"What huh?"
>She motions towards your lower half
>"You getting hard for p0nies bro?"
>You facepalm
>Instead of laughing she kisses your cheek and flies over to your table.
>After a few minutes the two of you start drinking your liquid energy for the day.
>You can't help but notice how it’s uncharacteristically quiet.
>"Do you wanna talk about last night?"
>You nod
>Rainbow sighs
>"Okay, first off Anon, what had happened last night is going to be a rare occurrence.....VERY rare."
"Okay, that's fine."
>"Second, how do YOU feel? We did kind of force it on you last night"
>You explain to rainbow that it’s still quite new for you, even though you went so far last night you're still getting used to the general idea of having relations with a p0ny. You tell her that she's the exception to that rule.
>She smiles
>"Glad to hear that Anon, now, our third order of business is.....what do you want to do today?"
>You let her know that you'd like to be able to get some real breakfast at Sugar Cube Corner, followed by the park, and of course a movie and booze for the night.
>"Sounds like a plan Anon."
>As the two of you finish your coffee you can't help but smile
>Even though your broship is over, the two of you are still going to go on with your routines as normal.
>The only difference is that instead of being with your bro,you’re with your special some p0ny.

>After finishing your coffee, the two of you make your way out the door.
>"Hey Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"Ya....you're kinda....naked."
>You look down to see her wings are in full extension and that she's blushing.
>She's kinda staring at your package too.
"Yeah I know. Aren't you guys all naked?"
>"Yeah but..well...."
"I'm just messin with yaDashie, I'll be back."
>You go inside
>You didn't see that your pet name caused her face to turn an entirely new shade of red.
>You come back fully clothed ready for the day.
>The two of you make your way to Sugar Cube Corner
>Along the way other p0nies are looking yours and Dash's way.
>The majority of them are smiling
>You wonder just how many p0nies knew about how Dash felt before you did.
>You see a few jealous stallions cut their eyes at you.
>This causes you to smile to yourself.
>Apparently she's got quite the fan base
>You feel like gloating a little so you pick up Dash and put her on your shoulders.
>"Whoa whoa Anon, g..give me a warning next time will ya?"
>The stallions see her happiness and they trot off looking defeated.

>The two of you finally make your way to the blessed Sugar Cube Corner.
>There is a god
>Pinkie sees the two of you and immediately rushes to open the door.
>"Hi Anon, Hi Dash! Oooooh are you here for breakfast,cause I've got pancakes, donuts, waf-"
>You two stop her before she goes into her long winded rant over all the items on the menu.
"We aren't even in the building yet Pinkie calm down."
>"Mmmmm that sounds like a plan Anon, how about you come see me after we close tonight."
>She’s rubbing her hoof along your leg, slowly.
>Yeah you're fairly uncomfortable
>"Hey Pinkie, how about you go and get us a couple stacks of pancakes?"
>Rainbow may be smiling at her friend but, you swear to god, the way she's eyeing Pinkie, she's giving the pink mare about 3 seconds to take her hooves off of you before she makes her.
>"Oki dokiloki."
>She's got a bounce in her step as she goes back inside.
>The two of you follow that bundle of pink joy to your seats and wait.
"So...how badly did you want to hit Pinkie?"
>"See I was hoping she'd have understood our agreement, that little hoof rubbing got her on strike one."
"What happens when she gets to three?"
>"If she doesn't pull that stunt again we won't have to worry about it."

>The two of you are lucky Pinkie's got cupcakes on the brain to notice you're talking about her right behind her back.
>"Here you go. Pancakes will be out in a second."
>She darts to the kitchen in a pink blur.
>You seem a little concerned with Dash's 'strike system' for her friend
>However when those pancakes hit your table those thoughts no longer exist.
>You take a bite
>Dear god it's like an orgy in your mouth
>You try not to choke as you start piling bite after bite into your gluttonous face.
>RD is trying to hold back a laugh as she's watching you eat like a fucking pig.
>"Hey Anon?"
"Mm?"
>"You enjoying yourself?"
>You try to talk but in doing so you make some of the glorious pancakes fall from your mouth and onto the floor.
>RD is pounding her hooves on the table now
>She's no longer holding back her laughter
>You feel like crying
>Not because you're being laughed at, you're not a pussy.
>It’s because you've just wasted some of Pinkie's glorious pancakes.
>You have to hold back to keep yourself from eating off the floor like a dog.
>Dear lord what did she put in these things to make them so addicting?
>You finally finish your plate and turn to Pinkie.
"Please Pinkie...may I have some MOAR?!"

>Pinkie shrinks back a little from your enthusiastic manner but she's willing to deliver.
>"Sure Anon, comin right up."
>She darts back into the kitchen
>You wait, tempted to steal the pancakes off of RD's plate while she eats
>Luckily that feeling goes away when Pinkie delivers more pancakes to your table.
>You happily go to town upon them
>Pinkie decides to take a seat next to you while you eat.
>You don't notice her beaming at you, nor do you see RD eyeing Pinkie.
>Pinkie starts to rub her hoof on your thigh while you eat
>"If you want Anon I can give you something better than pancakes."
>"Pinkie....."
>"Oh Dashie,  you're so funny when you're mad."
>Dash is not amused
>"I know what ya said. Don't worry silly I'm just playing around."
>Pinkie gets up
>"See ya."
>You watch her bounce back in to the kitchen.
>When you and RD finish your meals, curiosity gets the better of you
"So what DID you say to Pinkie?"
>"Remember last night?"
"Yeah..? And?"
>"See I had a little plan.."
"A plan to...?"
>"Get you in bed with us."
"Uh...huh well I gotta say it worked."
>"Oh Celestia did it ever..."
"Anyway continue."
>"Oh uh...yeah! Uh...see it took a little bit from all of us to get you to open up...what you did for them last night was a part of our agreement."
"Let me get this straight, you and the rest of your friends thought up of some grand scheme to get me to bed and it worked?"
>"Obviously."
>Dude, you've finally gotten laid after going a year without ANYTHING
>You've really got no room to complain.
"You guys could’ve warmed me up to that idea a bit faster couldn't ya?"

>RD playfully hoofs your side
>After the two of you share a short laugh you leave a few bits as a tip and make your way to Ponyville Park.
>Not a cloud in the sky
>Fuck yeah
>You pick a shady spot underneath a wild oak and look towards the sky
>Rainbow takes off, intent on pulling a few tricks for you to see
>Like all the other times you've watched her, you're not disappointed in her theatrics.
>Suddenly, BAM, gust of wind while she's doing loops in the air
>She spins out of control
>She starts plummeting to the ground
>The entire time you're watching this you think: "Why didn't she do a barrel roll?!"
>You gasp, thinking she's going to hit the ground
>You don't see her smirk at your reaction
>Just a few feet from the ground she recovers instantly and flies like a bullet over to you
>Her impact on your chest knocks the wind out of you
>Naturally you're on your ass while Rainbow is standing on your chest.
>"Anon you really thought a little breeze would stop The Dash?"
>You can almost feel the ego seething from her cyan form.

>With a quick move of your hips you're easily able to switch your positions
>You're the one on top now.
>When you look down you see that Rainbow has gotten fairly quiet
>Blush is apparent upon her features
"Well you were all confident a second ago, where'd that go?"
>"S...shut it Anon."
>You chuckle to yourself
>You lean in to kiss her but a sudden noise keeps you from sealing the deal.
>You turn to a nearby bush and see it rustling
>Yellow wings at full extension
>And a damn brown hat
>Well what do ya know its Fluttercock and Appleblock
>"Now don't ya mind us sugarcube, we just here to enjoy tha show is all."
>Fluttershy's only response is a squeak.
>Fucking voyeur ponies
>You're about to turn and leave till you see Rainbow's got a wing problem of her own.
"Oh I didn't know you were into this."
>You lean in and plant a kiss on her lips

>By the time you two are done the sun has made quite a trek across the sky
>Both of you sweating and panting as you finally pull out of her
>Her eyes have finally come down from being in the back of her head
>Her tongue is still lolling about though.
>"Hooo wee ride em cowp0ny!Ah'm next."
>Wut
>Rainbow is suddenly at attention
>"Wait a minute Applejack."

>"Ah'm tired ahwaitin Rainbow. Ya'll agreed we'd get ta buck Anon here an ah'mgonna make sure that happens."
>Fluttershy quietly nods in agreement
>The two rapist ponies slowly make their way towards you.
>You try to get up and run but with your pants around your ankles you don't get too far.
>The two rapist ponies are closing in.
>Rainbow steps in front of them, blocking their view of your man meat
>"You see this girls?"
>She points a hoof at your junk
>"This is mine."
>She puts her hoof on your crotch
>"It's not yours, it’s not Fluttershy's, it doesn't belong to anyp0ny else but me."
"I think my dick belongs to me."
>"Damn it Anon, you’re not helping."
>Applejack snorts her displeasure
>Not wanting to have the situation get worse she walks past the two of you.
>"Ah'mgonna get ta rut Anon here eventually an you won't be here tah stop me."
>Fluttershy follows close behind
>She's holding her head down in defeat
>As soon as the two are gone Rainbow turns to you.
"Yeah Rainbow I think ya pissed em off a bit."
>"Really? Are you sure Anon?"
>You pull your pants up from around your ankles and stand.
>When Rainbow turns to go get your shirt you slap her flank
>She lets out a surprised squeak.
"Don't you be taking that tone with me Dashie."

>It looks like her entire face turns a new shade of red at the mention of your pet name for her.
>You smile to yourself.
>After getting yourself dressed the two of you decide to head back to your place.
>As the two of you are heading back you notice smoke in the direction of your house
"I swear to Celestia if my house is on fire AGAIN I will flip shit and slap a filly."
>"Don't worry Anon I'm sure your house is fine."
>The two of you reach your place to see that there is a fire
>Luckily it’s just a package on fire on your doorstep.
>What the fuck, there's a package on your doorstep, and it’s on fire.
>You hear a very familiar Pegasus above you
>"Oops...my bad."
>Rainbow facehoofs
>"Anything I can do to help?"
>Rainbow flies up to Derpy
>"I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told you about town hall, do nothing. Just sit there and let it burn, we don't need you to cause any more damage."
>Derpy rubs the back of her head in embarrasment
>"I'll get it eventually."
>You pray to Celestia Derpy does
>You don't need your house burning down again.
>You just sit there like a stump on a log and watch your package burn.

>After your package finally burns out you decide to ask the question that's been on your mind for the last ten minutes.
"The hell did I even get anyway?"
>"It was something from Rarity Anon.
"Probably clothes"
>"Yup, it felt pretty light."
"Wait....how the fuck did you set clothes on fire? You don't even own a lighter!"
>Derpy shrugs
>"Anon, it’s best not to question it. Its Derpy remember? Things happen around that mare for no reason. You just can't explain it."
>You silently nod you head in agreement.
>After kicking your package off the stairs to your door the two of you head inside.
>You're greeted by the mess from last night's party.
>Fuck your lazy ass forgot to clean it up.
>You decide you'll take care of it tomorrow.
>You make your way across cups, plates, popped balloons, etc, to your couch.
>Berry Punch is still passed out on your couch
>How much of your punch did she drink?
>You nudge her to see if she didn't die of alcohol poisoning.
>She stirs
>"Oh.....oh my head.....oh god why...why do I drink so much?"
"Berry, with all due respect, please get the fuck out. You've been out for like 18 hours."
>She takes her sweet time getting off your couch, and even longer to get out the door.
>Finally after she leaves it’s just you and Rainbow.
"So how about that booze and movie?"
>“Nah”
>"How about movie and booze?"
"You're absolutely right, where would I be without you?"
>"You'd probably be stuck with Palmela for the rest of your life."
"Or a rape victim."
>"Yeah or that."


>The two of you finally decide on some random movie
>You pop it in and set everything up
>After she grabs her stash from your room the two of you toast, and throw em back, while the movie plays.
>As the movie plays Dash throws a few comments
>"Ha I bet...bet that poor bastard’s in the hotel still..."
>"Sweet Celestia they *hic* stole a tiger?"
>"Oh my gosh that little naked human is beating that *hic* guy with a crobar!"
>She's laughing hysterically at this point.
>The movie comes to an end with Dash saying 'I told ya so, ya owe me two bits Anon.'
"I...I *hic* didn't make a b... bet with you."
>"Oh yeah..."
>At some point you decide to go ahead and lie down on the couch
>Rainbow climbs on top of your chest and snuggles into you
>You sigh contently
>As sweet unconsciousness overtakes you, your final thoughts fall on Rainbow
>You think to yourself that you could get used to this.
>"Hey Anon....?"
"*hic* yeah?"
>"I'm *hic* glad you're not as stupid as ya used to be."
>You think to yourself for a moment
>All those obvious signs you missed so many times.
"I..I agree."
>"Don't forget...I'm...Imma take you to Manehatten this..weekend."
>As you fall asleep, you think of what Rainbow has planned for you in the future

>End