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Pen-ventures #8

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  1. [13:48:14] CoreDaTyphlosion: A typhlosion walked around. He was taller than average, with a metal arm replacing his right arm and a bunch of scars from old battles.
  2. [13:51:15] The Penguinari: There was a somewhat unusual, but not particularly out of place for this freakish messed-up frankenstein of a forest, sight in a tree above Core, a young trainer hanging by his legs from a perilously high branch. He was clothed in a sea-blue hoodie,
  3. [13:51:16] The Penguinari: the hood hanging down and showing his stringy brown hair which blew in his bright eyes from the soft breeze. Pen was preoccupied with a very arduous task, humming and doing absolutely nothing productive, but the Typhlosion
  4. [13:51:19] The Penguinari: caught his eye. He spoke up in an anxious voice, still hanging upside-down like a human opposum. "Hey...earth to fire weasel thing?
  5. [13:51:40] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Hm?"
  6. [13:51:43] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Who the fuck are you?"
  7. [13:54:46] The Penguinari: "Wow, you're nice." He said plainly, crossing his arms and swinging by his legs from the branch, seemingly content with being upside-down. "I'm a person. And I must say, your arm there is neato." Pen gestured to Core's arm with one hand, then let
  8. [13:54:46] The Penguinari: his arms fall and dangle there lazily. "It's not often you see a Typhosion, after alls, 's-specially around here, you know? Let alone one with a robo arm."
  9. [13:55:05] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Yeah."
  10. [13:55:52] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Our numbers are thinning. Mainly because, if we rub our fur together, it causes explosions. Many people hunt and kill us Typhlosions for our fur pelts so they can have that destructive power."
  11. [13:57:23] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Not to mention, typhlosion pelts sell for incredibly high prices, especially for the fact they hold all that power."
  12. 13:57:41] CoreDaTyphlosion: He sighed.
  13. [13:58:15] The Penguinari: "Yeah, I can see that. Humans will do anything to kill each other." 'You could say you're on fire right now Pen--' "Shut the fuck up, I tell you." He blurted out under his breath, then cleared his throat and blinked at Core. "I-Ignore that, I didn't say anything..."
  14. [13:59:12] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Humans stupidly sell the pelts to evil organisations such as Team Rocket, Aqua, Magma, Plasma, Galatic and Flare."
  15. [13:59:18] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Then they cause destruction."
  16. [14:02:08] The Penguinari: "Oh, those guys, huh...d-don't know that much about them. Seriously, they oughta get a life, though. All humans of their stature do, really... which is most of them." 'Hypocrite.' "Fuck you, Intellect, I'm tired of your shit." And there he went again, talking to himself.
  17. [14:02:30] CoreDaTyphlosion: "...Why are you talking to yourself?" questioned the Typhlosion.
  18. [14:06:26] The Penguinari: "G-Gimme a second..." he whispered, then shut his eyes as he muttered something else again, "...You'll get your allowance....l-leave me alone, all of you...you'll get your Crunchyroll, just shut up..."
  19. [14:06:26] The Penguinari: then shook his head at Core and put his hands up in denial. "Talking to myself? Nah, never such a thing would I do ever...w-what did I just say? Nevermind. Only crazy people talk to themselves, a-and I'm not one of 'em."
  20. [14:08:56] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Anyway. I don't believe I've introduced myself."
  21. [14:08:57] CoreDaTyphlosion: "I'm Core."
  22. [14:09:15] CoreDaTyphlosion: "I'm that one, typical Typhlosion who wants to save all Typhlosions from being hunted down."
  23. [14:11:13] The Penguinari: That was convienent. Seems like he wouldn't be asking too much questions. "And I'm Pen. I'm not a w-writing utensil... and I'm 122% normal human and not crazy. If anyone asks, that's what I am." ...But he still hadn't improved on the entire undercover thing, huh.
  24. [14:11:37] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Huh."
  25. [14:11:44] CoreDaTyphlosion: "A human named after a writing utensil."
  26. [14:13:07] CoreDaTyphlosion: Seeming as I need to spice things up, suddenly an arrow went whizzing at Core. He ducked, the arrow narrowly missing his head. There were 3 hunters.
  27. [14:13:12] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Crap. Here comes hunters."
  28. [14:15:28] The Penguinari: "N-No, that's not true! The writing utensil part, I wasn't named after a pen... I was named after, u-uh... ok, Pen's not my real name, but my real name is stupid. And before anyone asks, I don't like bagels--awshit."
  29. [14:15:29] The Penguinari: Pen flinched as the arrows flew by. "The more the merrier, huh?" He dropped down from the tall tree, landing on his feet with seemingly no repercussions. "W-What do you normally do? F-Fight or flee? Or... something else, I dunno, o-o-options?"
  30. [14:18:16] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Well, I often fight."
  31. [14:18:34] CoreDaTyphlosion: "I'm highly capable of beating hunters, as I've trained hard so I can fight 'em off."
  32. [14:19:38] The Penguinari: "Hm... maybe I can solve this..." As many ideas of Pen were, the one he came up with in that .2 second timeframe was completely moronic. He jumped in front of Core, holding his arms out to the sides and staring down the hunters.
  33. [14:19:39] The Penguinari: "I-If you want him, you'll have to get through me! Rah, I'm... scary? I'm not kidding, guys, you don't wanna mess with me." Teens in penguin hoodies aren't exactly intimidating, though.
  34. [14:22:14] CoreDaTyphlosion: The hunters looked at Pen, loading their bows.
  35. [14:24:29] The Penguinari: "...We're gonna do this the hard way, then? Fine..." Pen sighed quietly, his arms falling in unison with his eyes, just standing there with them shut. "Go on, try and shoot me, I haven't got all day."
  36. [14:31:37] CoreDaTyphlosion: The hunters all shot.
  37. 14:37:10] The Penguinari: The arrows gave an audible 'whizz' as they flew at Pen, stopping as soon as it was heard. A closer look, however, revealed that instead of stuck inside him, the arrows were now held in his hands, which were now suddenly out to the sides.
  38. [14:37:10] The Penguinari: He opened both his eyes calmly, each of them an indigo blue, as he gave the hunters a sly smile. "Come on. Work on your aim, guys."
  39. [14:38:22] CoreDaTyphlosion: The hunters were pissed off.
  40. [14:38:32] CoreDaTyphlosion: They continued shooting, over and over.
  41. [14:41:22] The Penguinari: "I-I'm seriously not kidding, even by my standards, that was really bad." Pen ducked this way and that, easily dodging the arrows of the enraged hunters.
  42. [14:41:23] The Penguinari: "Chill guys, chill. Save your arrows, and leave this guy alone, ok?" Despite the situation, he spoke with a rather bored and uninterested tone. ((Yin))
  43. [14:43:18] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Why should we leave that Typhlosion alone?" sneered a hunter. "His pelt is valuable, and a great step forwards in our career."
  44. [14:47:16] The Penguinari: Pen just gave another sigh, shrugging apathetically at the hunters. "Because you're bad at your job. You can't even hit a human bookworm in a hoodie." He smiled slyly once again. "Do something better with your time. I hear there's a muffin shop within a kilometer. Eh?"
  45. [14:49:42] CoreDaTyphlosion: "I bet we could aim well if you got the fuck outta the way." snarled the hunter.
  46. [14:51:43] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Then we can perhaps hit the typhlosion, kill it and go home rich."
  47. [14:52:16] The Penguinari: "Muffins, I tell you. Homemade muffins. You'd like them." Another arrow whizzed over his head, and he glared at the hunters. "Look, is there anything else I can do to make you leave him alone?"
  48. [14:52:38] CoreDaTyphlosion: "Maybe if you let us kill him?"
  49. [14:52:42] CoreDaTyphlosion: The hunters smirked.
  50. [14:56:20] The Penguinari: "...That's not what 'leaving alone' means. Learn how to word, guys." Pen twirled one of the arrows casually in his fingers, watching it, then without warning, threw it at the hunters.
  51. [14:56:21] The Penguinari: The arrow came to a sudden stop, embedding itself almost completely in the ground right before the feet of the hunter standing in the middle. "I've never done archery, and I think I'm already better at it than you, it looks like."
  52. [14:57:58] CoreDaTyphlosion: "We're serious. That typhlosion randomly bursts into evil fits of rage so frequently that he causes forest fires."
  53. [14:58:04] CoreDaTyphlosion: "He's killed too many."
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