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- with apologies to max g
- >you're walking down the street and pass the local thrift store when something catches your eye
- >a beat up CRT monitor television, with the dials and the wood paneling and everything
- >out of some weird compulsion, you pop into the store to ask about the tv, if only to see how much it costs
- >after asking the shopowner, you find out some bald weirdo dumped the set a few weeks ago
- >guy's willing to let it go for $20, but it's not really in working condition and needs some TLC
- >without really thinking, you put a wrinkled bill on the counter and take the TV back home with you
- >the repairs were a little trickier than you expected, pushing your knowledge of electronics to the limits
- >you finish fiddling with the electronics and pop the new display into place before finally plugging it in
- >"here we go?" you say to yourself, crossing your fingers as you turn the dial on
- >the screen pops into life with an audible bzzt and you let out a sigh of relief
- >expecting the local news, you're instead greeted with...a face?
- >fluorescent green eyes gently closed in a resting position, tiny blush marks at the cheeks, and a cute smile
- >this was definitely not the local news
- >the face looked like it was breathing, in reality it was just moving up and down a pixel, but the effect was transfixing
- >you found yourself staring closer and closer, trying to examine more of the TV's expression, nearly pressing your nose against the glass
- >then the eyes open
- >you find yourself staring face to face with the TV, the expression on the monitor defaults to a sleepy unawareness
- >then suddenly, the eyes narrow, the brow furrows, and the cute smile deforms into an angry pout
- >the monitor's face disappears, replaced by some kind of scorecard
- >SLIGHTLY SMELLY: 02/25
- >COMICBOOK CONNOISSEUR: 10/25
- >DECENT REPAIRMAN: 18/25
- >PROBABLY VIRGIN: 00/25
- >FINAL SCORE: 30/100
- >as these vague, unrelated statements pop up on the screen, you get an inkling that they could be about you
- >subconsciously, you check if your pits aren't egregiously smelly and push some back issues of Wacky Game Jokez out of view
- >"Hey wait a second! Virgin?" you blurt out loud, but before you can respond to the criticisms hurled at you, the screen changes
- >BURNBOT'S AUTOGENERATED INSULT OF THE WEEK:
- > you hear a synthetic whirring noise as the insult gets generated
- >GO SLIP ON A SNAIL, YOU VAGABOND MONKEYS-FOR-BRAINS
- >that's it, this thing's broken beyond repair. you're taking this thing back to the store
- >your arm reaches out for the power cord and is about to yank it out of the socket when you hear the whirring start up again
- >you're seconds from unplugging the TV set when big block letters fill the screen from top to bottom
- >[WAIT]
- >instinctively you release the tension on the cord
- >the gigantic text disappears and a small message appears tucked into the bottom right of the screen
- >[...thank you.]
- >you sit back in your chair and face the monitor, confused, yet wanting to see where this goes
- >the text part of the message fades away, leaving the bright green dots of the ellipses on screen
- >"S-so, you don't want me to unplug you."
- >the face blips on screen and nods optimistically before vanishing.
- >"Is there...something you want? Something I can call you?"
- >you see the same scorecard from before. "Burnbot's Autogenerated Burn of the Week"
- >it remains on screen long enough for you to figure out it means something
- >"So that would make you Burnbot?"
- >a fanfare plays as the words WINNER scroll on screen and animated fireworks shoot off on the monitor
- >"Haha, so you're sarcastic too."
- >the fireworks get shuffled off screen and are replaced with a message and an arrow pointing to the second dial
- >[Turn me on!]
- >the message seems a little double entendre-y, but you oblige, turning the knob one click
- >the tv boops once, and you wonder what that could mean
- >[Parental controls disabled! Thanks for the help fuckface!]
- >surprised, you shout out, "Whoa! Look at the mouth on you!"
- >Burnbot appears and winks at you, smiling
- >You look at the clock and are surprised at how late it is.
- >"Ffffuck, did I really just spend my whole Saturday fixing a TV? I really am pathetic."
- >You hide your head in your hands and sigh in defeat, but when you look up again, Burnbot looks irritated.
- >[JUST a TV? What the hell does that mean, cocklips?]
- >"Wait wait wait, I didn't mean it like that BB! You're way more special than that."
- >Out of sheer panic, you slip up and call her a tiny little nickname and embellish a little too much on her value
- >It turns out when it comes to compliments, televisions are very receptive.
- >Burnbot's cheeks flush much more than before, and she tries to hide her smile behind a play scowl
- >After a second of consideration, she relents. [BB..? That's...that's cute.]
- >Caught in the moment, you reach out to pet the top of the monitor, and she responds positively to your touch
- >Tracing your fingers along the wood grain of her exterior, she's like putty in your hands
- >[Wh-whatever you're doing...don't stop.]
- >You give every inch of her chassis a thorough examination, massaging the hard edges of her corners as well as the subtle bulge of her display
- >With each caress, you notice BB's expression growing more and more unhinged, her virtual tongue lolling out as her eyes roll back
- >[O-oooh. Ah! *Bzzzzt* Unnnfh] Her moans of pleasure pan across the screen, interrupted by fits of static whenever you do something particularly compelling
- >Despite everything in your head screaming at how wrong this must be, you feel a tightening in your pants
- >Thinking more with your dick than your brain, you get up from your seat and fumble around Burnbot's rear panel, searching for inputs
- >In this compromised position, your erection presses against BB's screen, giving her a front row seat to your manhood
- >She sticks her tongue out in vain, desperately trying to make contact
- >[Oh come on! Curse my fucking 2-dimensional existence.]
- >Behind her, you find exactly what you're looking for, three connections staring you in the face
- >Rushing to your shelf, you grab the first DVD player you can find and place it on the table
- >[What's that for?] Burnbot asks inquisitively
- >You grab the DVD player's cable and twirl it around, whistling nonchalantly
- >"No reason, just felt like watching a movie with you."
- >Burnbot looks at you confused until you grab the ends of the cable and show her the Yellow/White/Red male connectors
- >[I-I see!] she blushes crimson
- >Walking up to BB, you brandish the yellow plug, rubbing a finger along the tip, making her coo with anticipation
- >In a swift motion, you shove the input deep inside of BB, making her face contort in pleasure as green exclamation marks fill the screen
- >[Unff!]
- >You unzip your pants and rub your cock along the CRT monitor as you ready the white plug
- >"Ready BB?" you ask, looking down at her
- >Not even waiting for a response, you plug in the white connector in as far as it will go, as sparks shoot off from BB's display
- >[Ahhhnnnn...<3]
- >You feel yourself getting close as you thrust against BB's cool glass
- >The red plug burns with intent in your hand, you thrust with all your might inside of BB, cumming at the exact moment she does
- >[I''m gonna....I'M....]
- >CUM: 25/25
- >CUM: 25/25
- >CUM: 25/25
- >CUM: 25/25
- >FINAL SCORE: 100/100
- >Cum splurts across her display as you empty your load all over her slutty monitor
- >After what seems like forever you slump down in your chair
- >[Oh my god, I haven't been fucked like that since I was assembled.]
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