Amar 2017 1/4

18:06:37 * mordaq the cutest kitty sits on a warms *
18:09:05 Nightshade Purple : Itsa kitty
18:10:35 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : It's a me!
18:11:42 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Mario!
18:11:48 Papa Quack PWNT : I just made 4 superior blue pants in 2 minutes
18:13:48 Papa Quack PWNT : And another
18:14:12 * Charlette knocks the duckie out *
18:22:07 PapaCat J.O.A.T : I love to play chess, but with a real board and men
18:23:52 One of One Slumber : I gave up chess decades ago. To much thinking involved
18:24:00 Papa Quack PWNT : Yeah, it's much better with a board.

--goons here I guess --
18:24:54 PapaCat J.O.A.T : chess is why I prefer freecell over solitare
18:25:06 PapaCat J.O.A.T : you need to plan your moves
18:26:08 RWSA **** : i agree, freecell is better
18:27:09 PapaCat J.O.A.T :
18:27:54 RWSA **** : it has way more depths and like only 2 of the standard 32768 games are unsolvable
18:36:53 Probrazen15 : It's been long.
18:37:07 ArcticWolf TWP : Papa Quack, and Grob...I just signed up on the site. My user name is ArcticWolf907
18:38:16 * mordaq the cutest kitty pushes a bishop forward *
18:38:22 Bruines Outlaw : Ahmen Brother
18:39:29 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : I just had a ham cheese and mustard sandwich of lunch it was good
18:39:48 oldskool **** : mustard is nasty
18:40:22 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : you are wrong good sir
18:40:42 oldskool **** : now ketchup, ketchup is mana from the gods
18:40:58 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : are you 6?
18:41:19 UWBW **** : boi lemme in on this k-sup chat
18:41:21 oldskool **** : the innocence of youth is to be admired, not mocked
18:41:37 Grob G2G4 : Artic, I'll add you in just a sec
18:42:04 UWBW **** : Grob
18:42:05 ArcticWolf TWP : okay Grob
18:42:22 UWBW **** : Grob
18:42:33 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : wat
18:42:59 UWBW **** : Grob
18:43:04 Grob G2G4 : What's up Uwbw?
18:43:12 UWBW **** : I like your name
18:43:13 oldskool **** : borG
18:43:21 Grob G2G4 :  Thanks!
18:43:33 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : oh is THAT what his name is a reference to?
18:43:39 UWBW **** : I'm the hamburglar, grobble grobble
18:43:54 * mordaq the cutest kitty moves another bishop *
18:44:01 UWBW **** : look buddy, I'm not gonna get down on my knees and grobble at the altar for ya
18:44:20 Grob G2G4 : My name is a chess opening. Not about Borg.
18:44:21 Grob G2G4 :
18:44:35 Grob G2G4 : They are actually both openings, just reversed with colors.
18:44:36 UWBW **** : No one cares about chess, it's 2017
18:44:38 UWBW **** : Grob
18:45:08 Grob G2G4 : There's a lot of money to be made in it, I care about it.
18:45:09 Grob G2G4 :
18:46:01 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : I want to castle
18:46:04 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : King me please
18:46:16 Grob G2G4 : I hate checkers.. Lol.
18:46:19 UWBW **** : I saw a girl the other day. Very cute. Major-league Grobboes, if ya know what I mean
18:46:42 oldskool **** : whoa, look at them magumbos, he says
18:46:46 Grob G2G4 : My brain.. Ow.
18:46:49 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : do you play Texas Hold em'?
18:46:50 UWBW **** : Bazingoes
18:47:05 oldskool **** : i prefer Oklahoma Hook 'Em
18:47:06 UWBW **** : Grob her by the Pastry
18:47:12 UWBW **** : - donalt drampf
18:47:21 Grob G2G4 : Nooo. Don't bring Drumpf into this please.
18:47:30 UWBW **** : Grob
18:47:31 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : I think you are thinking of Omaha, which is similar to Hold Em'
18:48:51 ArcticWolf TWP : I can't stand playing Omaha
18:49:03 oldskool **** : more like blowmaha amirite
18:49:20 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : Raz is fun
18:49:37 oldskool **** : 53 pickup is where it's at
18:50:47 * ArcticWolf just like Hold'em *
18:51:33 oldskool **** : i'm supposed to know how to play euchre but i always forget

--GROB--
18:59:41 UWBW **** : Grob
18:59:59 * mordaq the cutest kitty holds an ace, an uno card, a pokemon card, and an apples to apples card *
19:00:01 RWSA **** : Grob
19:00:05 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Am I doing hold'em right?
19:00:30 oldskool **** : the important thing is you tried
19:01:02 * Shadowgate hands mordaq a punchcard *
19:01:11 Shadowgate Fool : There. Now, you have a full hand.
19:01:21 RWSA **** : df i guess and 9?
19:01:27 RWSA **** : oops wc
19:01:37 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* :
19:01:41 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Go fish!

--Rootbeer--
19:01:42 Papa Quack PWNT : The wife bought me a big 2L bottle of rootbeer. It tastes like abosulte dirt :xombie:
19:01:47 Papa Quack PWNT : Absoulte*
19:02:24 Papa Quack PWNT : Screw you fingers.
19:02:41 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Absolut dirt? Is that a new vodka flavor?
19:03:43 Papa Quack PWNT : "Mug" is the name of the brand of this root beer and it tastes like dirt.
19:04:02 ArcticWolf TWP : Hey Papa Quack
19:04:48 UWBW **** : Quack
19:04:55 Papa Quack PWNT : Hey Wolfy. I'm not on there at the moment.
19:04:56 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Yeah don't get Mug root beet
19:05:19 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Get AW or Barq's
19:05:37 Eleutherios -PoD- : Barq's Root Beer is better or A&W
19:05:44 ArcticWolf TWP : Well the next time you are there, my user name is ArcticWolf907
19:05:46 Eleutherios -PoD- : What kitty said
19:05:55 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : honk
19:06:00 Papa Quack PWNT : Never had root beer so I figured I'd try it. I'm guessing it doesn't have an alcohol content, so it's like a worse tasting version of an English shandy.
19:06:02 ArcticWolf TWP : AW is the best rootbeer
19:06:29 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : It doesn't, but you can get alcoholic root beer
19:06:43 Eleutherios -PoD- : Need to go to the A&W restaurant and get the root beer
19:06:44 crazedkid103 **** : that would be stewarts you philistine
19:06:53 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Not Your Father's Root Beet is good.
19:07:05 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Root Beer. My fingers are bad
19:07:09 crazedkid103 **** : if you like sugar in your alcohol sure
19:07:22 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : Not your fathers is just regular beer with a ton of vanilla it's not rootbeer that has fermented
19:07:39 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Hey, it's an alcoholic root beer. If you wanted to be a manly man go get some old grandad
19:07:41 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : add rum to rootbeer if you want that
19:07:53 Papa Quack PWNT : I think I'll stick with pepsi.
19:07:59 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : what's really good is a rum and rootbeer float
19:08:11 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Ew pepsi?
19:08:14 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* :
19:08:15 crazedkid103 **** : mmm...old grandad
19:08:26 crazedkid103 **** : puts hair on your chest
19:08:28 * mordaq the cutest kitty is biased because he lives in a coca cola state *
19:08:45 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : I prefer some knob creek myself
19:09:01 crazedkid103 **** : well if you want to be classy about it...
19:09:24 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Dad's Hat is good


19:09:28 ArcticWolf TWP : Wow, I have 3 games of chess going.
19:09:34 ArcticWolf TWP : This should be fun
19:09:58 UWBW **** : yeah sure chess is fun
19:10:03 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : I like the fancy drinks though.
19:10:04 UWBW **** : when you live in the dirt
19:10:06 UWBW **** : and play with sticks


19:10:30 crazedkid103 **** : can it be your friend if it's a pet rock?
19:10:40 UWBW **** : yes
19:10:41 UWBW **** : he rocks
19:10:59 crazedkid103 **** : like a hurricane

--GROB--
19:11:11 UWBW **** : Grob
19:11:22 RWSA **** : Grob
19:11:22 RWSA **** : Grob
19:11:30 UWBW : Grob
19:11:38 oldskool : Grob
19:11:38 * ArcticWolf ignores UWBW for talking bad about chess. *

19:11:59 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : I read that as "talking bad about cheese"
19:12:14 crazedkid103 **** : cheese owns
19:12:18 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : My mind is a trip and a half.
19:12:24 oldskool **** : what's everyone's stance on cheese vs. "pasteurized cheese food product"s
19:12:29 UWBW **** : a trip that no one wants to take
19:12:38 crazedkid103 **** : wiz or without?
19:12:43 oldskool **** : hiyo!
19:12:43 UWBW **** : oh man, that pasteurized food product stuff is gross
19:12:48 UWBW **** : and WITOUT
19:12:49 crazedkid103 **** : mostly because tripping leads to injuries
19:13:00 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Ergh. I know I should say wiz, but cheez wiz is horrible
19:13:26 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Give me a cheesesteak with provelone, peppers, and onions though, and I'll be happy
19:13:28 UWBW **** : cats like the taste of their own balls, so don't complain
19:13:34 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : In 2012, the United States had 321 removal requests, which put the country in 2nd place overall in censorship of the internet. Brazil was first with 697 requests in total.
19:13:49 oldskool **** : we let BRAZIL outcensor us
19:13:49 * Papa Quack shares cheesesteak with Mordaq  *
19:14:09 crazedkid103 **** : hots or sweets
19:14:17 oldskool **** : brazil has the the big jesus statue right?
19:14:23 UWBW **** : hot sweets
19:14:25 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Sweets
19:14:26 UWBW **** : sweet hot bods
19:14:29 ArcticWolf TWP : Mods please wake up. UWBW is being inappropriate
19:14:29 UWBW **** : rippling abs
19:14:33 crazedkid103 **** : shameful
19:14:48 UWBW **** : Hey, if he wants to RP as a cat, let him RP as a cat
19:14:53 RWSA **** : did you know that in ████ over 50 █████████ were killed in ██████████ ?
19:14:53 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : I'm not a fan of spicy food
19:14:57 UWBW **** : No skin off my bones
19:15:49 crazedkid103 **** : china, peasants, a peasanting accident.
19:15:59 * Make prepares kites *

--where it all went wrong SALAD--
19:17:36 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : so what did other people ingest for their meal?
19:17:56 UWBW **** : a hot sticky load of salad
19:18:07 oldskool **** : salads are an abomination
19:18:16 UWBW **** : I shot a big wad of ranch in my mouth first, for taste
19:18:20 CoffeeAmin **** : cooked chicken ova with crumbled bacon
19:18:25 oldskool **** : we clawed to the top of the food chain for what, so we could teach lettuce a thing or two
19:18:42 UWBW **** : I just enjoy the process of jerking the fork up and down as I eat
19:18:49 CoffeeAmin **** : well, yeah, we're not savage animals
19:19:00 UWBW **** : My hands shake after the surgery
19:19:05 Papa Quack PWNT :
19:19:08 UWBW **** : so it's kind of awful honestly
19:19:13 oldskool **** : they have forks and spoons that can handle the tremors now
19:19:19 oldskool **** : one of the cooler things i've seen
19:19:20 crazedkid103 **** : UWBW you have to caress it gently. tastes better that way.
19:19:21 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : would you say it's something awful?
19:19:32 UWBW **** : would that I could afford somethign like that
19:19:41 RWSA **** : ugh, my salad was untossed for years
19:19:42 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : did you require the surgery because the internet made you stupid?
19:19:43 UWBW **** : I've seen those videos, they look cool
19:19:48 RWSA **** : until we got a salad spinner
19:19:59 oldskool **** : is there such a thing as an untossed salad, when you think about it
19:20:06 UWBW **** : your mom
19:20:09 oldskool **** : i mean it's p much leaves in a bowl
19:20:13 crazedkid103 **** : depends if it's organic or not
19:20:23 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : just don't forget the balloons inside the host
19:20:25 UWBW **** : what the hell is non-organic salad
19:20:28 crazedkid103 **** : isn't the tossing in transportation?
19:20:29 Bruines Outlaw : Ooops i did it again
19:20:31 UWBW **** : just shingles and tar?
19:20:50 CoffeeAmin **** : dressing
19:21:02 UWBW **** : that's the point
19:21:13 UWBW **** : uh, is, uh, the dressing
19:21:22 CoffeeAmin **** : non-organix
19:21:23 SaucerCrab **** : Shingles and Tar was my twee mid-00s indie band.
19:21:27 CoffeeAmin **** : organic*
19:21:32 UWBW **** : Sal-Ex
19:21:50 UWBW **** : Oops! All Salad!

--and now_this--
19:22:12 Bruines Outlaw : Oooops i did it again!
19:22:23 crazedkid103 **** : I would do anything for a salad, but I won't do that?
19:22:27 oldskool **** : i played with Amar, got lost in the game
19:22:45 Bruines Outlaw : Oh baby! Baby!!
19:22:53 UWBW **** : I trace the alphabet on each lettuce leaf while I eat
19:22:58 CoffeeAmin **** : If you look too deeply into Amar, Amar looks back at you
19:22:59 UWBW **** : with my tongue
19:23:16 crazedkid103 **** : Amar sounds like one of those westworld bots
19:23:26 Bruines Outlaw : I'm not that innocent
19:23:34 oldskool **** : westworld is on that giant list of shows i mean to watch but never do
19:23:35 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Y'all need to calm down
19:23:41 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : Hooray It's Salad! Two point Oh! It's salad without USB! It's Salad for you and me!
19:23:43 CoffeeAmin **** : AMAR! Amar comin'!
19:23:47 crazedkid103 **** : you should. is good.
19:24:12 * ArcticWolf agrees with what Kitty said. *
19:24:29 crazedkid103 **** : rain rain go away come back another day
19:24:38 oldskool **** : at least it's not snowing
19:24:46 crazedkid103 **** : you take that back
19:24:49 crazedkid103 **** : need snow
19:24:51 crazedkid103 **** : love snow
19:25:01 CoffeeAmin **** : snow is terrible and bad
19:25:08 oldskool **** : can't spell "need snow" without "no"
19:25:11 ArcticWolf TWP : I love the snow, but I hate the cold
19:25:37 SaucerCrab **** : snow is terrible and bad but so are all the characters in the Final Fantasy XIII series outside of Chocolina
19:25:46 SaucerCrab **** : and I guess Sazh

--Final Fantasy and Smash Mouth--
19:26:01 * ArcticWolf just got back into playing FFX *
19:26:16 oldskool **** : ffx was better than people give it credit for
19:26:17 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : Smush Maouf eat the eggs please just eat the eggs
19:26:22 oldskool **** : but i liked blitzball sooo
19:26:25 * ArcticWolf missed playing Blitz Ball *
19:26:26 Draken_Drainz V--V : HD Remaster?
19:26:46 UWBW **** : eat the eg pleas
19:27:01 Draken_Drainz V--V : So many features available in the remaster
19:27:02 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : why you no eat the eggs GUy Ferrari made?
19:27:12 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : too spicy? BAM you wrong!
19:27:17 UWBW **** : smaf mouf pleaf eaf da egg
19:27:18 mordaq the cutest kitty *ATF* : Neat. I have just mana regen to be able to cast 9 spells before my mana runs out with 43 mana
19:27:18 UWBW **** : Grob
19:27:20 crazedkid103 **** : because he's a creeper
19:27:24 crazedkid103 **** : and I stole his car
19:27:43 UWBW **** : mmmwhat kind of car was it?
19:28:21 crazedkid103 **** : wanna say like 68 camaro
19:28:38 crazedkid103 **** : probably small block chevy, but it's a convertible so meh
19:28:39 oldskool **** : well then why don't you say it, what's stopping you
19:28:41 oldskool **** : dohohoho
19:29:19 UWBW **** : dohohohohonut
19:30:44 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : the best car is the one from night rider
19:31:32 oldskool **** : nah that back to the future wheelie was the real thing
19:31:37 UWBW **** : I like the one fromt he Flintstones
19:31:40 UWBW **** : genuine

***19:31:41 [GM] Thor warned UWBW for inappropriate topics.***

19:31:47 Yndi **** : 1982 or 2008
19:31:59 UWBW **** : Sorry I'll stay away from Flintstones
19:32:03 crazedkid103 **** : big block from the 80s I assume
19:32:10 oldskool **** : i rode in a flintstone car once, scary as hell
19:32:15 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : but I like their chewable vitamins
19:32:23 oldskool **** : man was not meant to have holes in the floorboards
19:32:26 crazedkid103 **** : good in a straight line though
19:33:11 Make Finn : Do I remember correctly that double drop don't help when you're building?

***19:33:16 [GM] Thor warned UWBW again and was muted for 45 minutes for inappropriate topics. ***

19:33:19 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : Hay know your our Rox Sar
19:34:28 ArcticWolf TWP : Thank you God Of Thunder
19:34:55 CoffeeAmin **** : Thank you and bless you Doctor Banner
19:35:05 oldskool **** : rex banner
19:35:08 crazedkid103 **** : All hail the ban man
19:35:19 oldskool **** : i'll get you, salad baron
19:35:41 RWSA **** : sorry i was away for so long but i'm cooking some spring rolls and made a really good sauce
19:35:48 oldskool **** : it's winter
19:35:51 oldskool **** : make winter rolls

***19:36:03 [GM] Thor warned RWSA for spamming. ***

19:36:16 * Sweet_Thing looks at Thor *
19:36:24 oldskool **** : imma talkin to myself in here
19:36:25 Goora TWP : Hello thor
19:36:31 CoffeeAmin **** : Look forward to the future, make Spring Rolls
19:36:32 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : talking about food is spam now?
19:36:37 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : I'm kind of confused
19:36:38 RWSA **** : ok, i'm sorry i talked about my food i guess. won't happen again
19:36:39 madhatter Legacy :
19:36:50 Papa Quack PWNT : Read chat history.
19:36:58 crazedkid103 **** : about the future is a good song
19:37:06 Sweet_Thing ~*L-K*~ : i was looking at thor for other reasons
19:37:13 darrens SP : honey, im home, oh hi quackerz
19:37:15 Papa Quack PWNT : Don't talk wet in world chat if you're going to complain.
19:37:15 oldskool **** : thor more like bore
19:37:18 oldskool **** : zzz
19:37:22 Papa Quack PWNT : Oh hey there Darrens.
19:37:43 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : I like turtles, anyone else like turtles?

***19:37:57 [GM] Thor warned crazedkid103 for inappropriate topics. ***

19:37:59 * Sweet_Thing sits beside Thor and hands him, her wooden spoon *
19:39:45 madhatter Legacy : the mods are busy tonight
19:39:50 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : why come everyone stops talking just because the big man is around
19:40:05 * Charlette takes the wooden spoon and whacks the duckie  *
19:40:08 ImAHorriblePancakeMonster **** : he's not scary just doing his job don't do the crim if you can't do the tim
19:40:15 oldskool **** : would YOU want to be stuck talking only to people in your guild
19:40:26 CoffeeAmin **** : I'm distracted watching Veronica Mars on Prime before it leaves on the 8th
19:40:59 * Sweet_Thing smacks charlette upside her multi head and takes back her spoon,  don't touch my spoon *
19:41:08 oldskool **** : don't hit
19:41:27 Kamaki **** : wait, charlette's a hydra?
19:41:40 CoffeeAmin **** : Please don't go throwing around multi accusations
19:41:55 * Sweet_Thing coughs ok *
19:42:10 Sweet_Thing ~*L-K*~ : yes sir mr coffee mod sir
19:42:35 Sweet_Thing ~*L-K*~ : wait your not a mod and i said multi head meaning 2 heads
19:42:44 Sweet_Thing ~*L-K*~ : or 2 faces take it as u want
19:43:13 CoffeeAmin **** : Then call her a two-faced bi...
19:43:26 Sweet_Thing ~*L-K*~ : i wouldn't go that far lol
19:43:33 Charlette Fool : whatever you all
19:43:38 Sweet_Thing ~*L-K*~ : masking is also not allowed
19:44:00 oldskool **** : no one should wear masks
19:44:02 oldskool **** : be who you are
19:44:10 * Sweet_Thing borrows Thors thunder and chunks it at the coffee guy *
19:44:23 oldskool **** : do not throw thunder
19:45:01 CoffeeAmin **** : I try to apologize if I have bad gas in public
19:45:02 crazedkid103 **** : don't throw thunder if you can't handle the heat
19:45:16 Charlette Fool : I don't care what you all say I got a good guild I'm in and that's what matters
19:45:17 * Sweet_Thing yawns *