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- >Day Penguin in Equestria
- >You are chilling in your house
- >Nothing to do, like at all
- >You had one message the other day that Fluttershy tryed to deliver, but since she started first with the fetishes stuff...
- >There is no need to explain how quickly you kicked her out.
- >Yes there is, you turned her around, raised her tail and whispered
- [spoiler]Embrace yourself, the best things come quick[/spoiler]
- >And cunt-punt her so hard, she came while flying away
- >Maybe that`s why you didn`t try playing Rugby
- >2pr04them
- >You wish that something distracted you from this boreness
- >Anything
- >Something magical
- >Keep worrying about something when Twilight and Rarity teleport inside your house
- Well, so much for doors and privacy right...?
- >"Anon, if that bothers you, I already told you to get anti-magic walls for your house" Says Twilight
- >"That`s right darling, there is no need to whine about it" Yep, that`s what Rarity usually adds to a discussion
- Look who talks about whining... like if those walls were cheap. I work at a goddamn orchard knocking off apples with my fists, how much do you think I earn?
- >They say that Applejack has the strongest back-legs ever due to her work
- >but Bitches don`t know about your manly fist
- >There is no need to say that you ended up "fisting" Applejack
- >She got drunk and jelly of you and started fighting you
- >Then you fucked
- >Nice memories
- >"Anyway Anon, we are having a little reunion about Friendship with the girls, I believe you should come too"
- Look Twily, I aprecciate the idea, but I am too bored and lazy to move. Besides, a tea party with you talking about cheesy stuff? Really?
- >"I knew that you`ll come around with that attitude of yours, so I had a little backup ready for this moment"
- >Twilight then proceeds to call for Spike, who comes inside, burps and a scrolls appears
- >He hands it to Twilight, who reads it loud and clear
- "Under the present, and with all the powers that fell over me, I order that Anonymous must assist to this Friendship reunion. Refusing to do so, he will be punished with 420 years on the Rape Dungeon"
- Gimme that!
- >You grab the scroll and read it
- What a bunch of crap...
- >"You read it darling, now get your flank up and come with us"
- Yes..Yes... I am going Ms Steve...
- >"What did you call me Anon?"
- Diamonds pun, nevermind...
- >You change your clothes, already showered, too much stubble but no wish to shave right now, so you just take a dump just in case and go with them
- >Also grab your little flashlight
- >Helps a lot when coming back home at night
- >So after everything is ready, you go with Twilismo and Rariwhine outside, where a cart waiting for you
- Why a cart? Isn`t this Autismo meeting in your house Twilight?
- >"It`s a Friendship reunion Anon, and yes, it is. But first we need to get some things
- >You finally arrive at some stores where they buy a couple of drinks
- >This catches your attention so you decide to ask
- Twilight, why do we need these drinks?
- >"What do you think Anon? Do you believe we just drink tea and talk gossip on this meating?" Answers Twilight with a grin on her face
- Well this definitely sounds interesting now...
- >After you bought everything else, you three finally head to Twilight`s home
- >Once close, sounds and screams reach you
- >And is that... music?
- >There is something certainly bad happening behind these doors
- >"Anon..." says Twilight while opening the door, "Welcome to the weekly Friendship reunion!"
- >When she opens the door, you are assaulted by Pinkie´s party humour, with a background filled of ponies dancing, drinking and partying
- Well well well...looks like this is better than it sounds!
- >You mode Pinkie away from you without even looking at her and run across the place
- >Grab a hip flask and take a sip
- >Your tongue encounters a strong taste and then a little bit of coffee
- >"Ah see ya like mah personal recipe eh Anon?"
- >You stop drinking and look around to find Applejack with a fake nose & glasses hat on
- >Sides launching in 3...2...1...
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- >You stop laughing just to talk
- Yeah Applejack, I gotta admit this tastes good! Is this Coñac n Coffee? I didn´t know you made this, I though you only dealt with Apple Cider
- >"Ahh..Sugarcube there are lots of things yah dunno about me"
- >Well this is a pleasant surprise, looks like you have a little alcohol brewing mare around
- >After a little talk with her you drink two entire hip flasks of this thing
- >The party is really good, just Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, spike and you hanging out
- >As you looked around and found all the ingredients for a pizza, you decided to make one
- >Odd that they didn`t know about Pizza, but after they tryed it, they asked for more
- >However you decided to hold on for a little longer before making more after they had like 5 of them
- >The girls told you that Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were coming too, and even if you don`t want to have Fluttershy around you right now, there was no need to be an unpleasant person
- >After playing some games to pass the time, they both arrive
- >Fluttershy doesnt lose any time and simply hugs you when she sees you
- >Also pokes your crotch with her leg while asking if parties are your fetish
- They are not at all, but I really like them
- >Move her leg away, place her on a wheel chair, and spin her many times
- Do you know what I feel after some time in a party? Try to walk...or trot whatever
- >She tryes to stand up but fails miserably and falls on the floor, moving her head from side to side
- This will keep you busy for a while..
- >"Oh Anon, come on buddy, there is no need to treat her like that!" Rainbow protests while moving closer to you
- Thats what she gets...
- >"And I guess you won´t apologize with her, right?"
- >Like hell you will
- You got that right Rainbow...
- >"Well, I guess you won`t be having a taste of THIS then!"
- >She shows you a green and large bottle
- >You grab it slowly
- >Could this be...
- >Turn it around to see the name
- You gotta be fucking kidding me...
- >"Nope, found this lying around my house in Cloudsdale, so I decided to bring it"
- >She had some fucking Absynthe on her house!?
- >Guess you´ll have to visit her more frequently
- >Everyp0ny and you gather around and take their first glass of it
- >SO.FUCKING.ROUGH
- MOAR...
- >"Easy there Darling, I think this is only a one glass drink"
- One glass drink my ass Rarity! Pour me another one!
- >And another one
- >And other one
- >And then two more
- >Had to stop at the fifth glass of Absynthe because your tongue was going to burn
- >83% alcohol is too much alcohol already, but in 5 glasses?
- >It´s healthier to drink pure alcohol out of the bottle
- >Anyway, after the fifth glass, you already start feeling weird, but not that weird..
- >Something odd, you heard a lot of things about this
- >That it was banned in 93 parts of Equestria
- >Some ponies declared it as a drug...
- >Nothing you couldn´t handle, the rest of the mane 6 were acting like crazy, more than usual however
- >Fluttershy was asking for fetishes again
- >But not to you
- >She thought Angel was you for some reason
- >The poor bunny ended up inside FLuttershy´s pussy
- >The only thing that could be seen of him was his ears forming a V outside Fluttershy
- >He should be sacrificed right now, to stop the pain
- >In order to forget this images, you commit the worst mistake ever after drinking some heavy stuff
- >You go outside and take some air
- >Have a little chat with Rainbow
- >She wanted to bring Gilda but she was busy with something
- >When you discovered Rainbow was with Gilda, you instantly asked if that Griffon was lesbo
- >Turns out she kicks for both sides
- >Awesome
- >There is a strange feeling in your head
- >And stomach
- >Head inside to take a shit
- >While sitting on the throne, the feeling in your stomach and you know something wants to come out
- >Aim far away from you
- >Miss terribly
- Oh gawd, it´s all over my balls!
- >And on the carpet
- >And on the floor
- >And on your jacket
- >Clean a little with the toiler paper and leave the place
- >If you whistle hard enough they won´t know it was you
- >Check on the clock, 1 am
- >A quick flash appears in your face and check the clock again
- >3 am
- >Mmmh odd
- >Go to the living room
- >Notice a piece of couch on the floor
- >Stand right infront of it
- ANON.OUT
- >You pass out before touching the couch
- >Day ???? In Equestria
- >Be headache
- >And you have a terrible Anon right now
- ooh.. that didn`t sound right..
- >"Look girls, Nonny is waking up!" Pinkie claims while you shake your head
- >"Well dah tree is finally moving" Add Applejack
- >"Argh.. Why don`t you keep sleeping and leave me alone?"
- What is your problem Rainbow...
- >"Pmmh..."
- >She doesn`t even look at you
- >What is it with this mare..
- What happened...?
- >You nurse your head while lazily standing up
- >Now you feel how Charlie Sheen feels like everyday of his life
- >"oh, you are awake Anon! I thought you died"
- What the hell happened with me Twilight... All I remember is coming out from the bathroom at 1 am and then standing in front of the couch at 3 am...
- >"Oh, so you don´t remember anything at all during those 2 hours?"
- Wouldn´t be asking if I did, right?
- >"Thats a point... Well, where do I begin?"
- >She started explaining what happened with you during those 2 hours
- >It seems you cryed for your Grandfather
- >Screamed "You are a faggot and you should die like a faggot" to a lamp for 10 minutes
- >You cryed about your Ex Berry Punch... two times
- >You told Rainbow you want a piece of Gilda, maybe that´s why she´s mad at you
- >"The best part Anon is when you went to the couch. You just stood there for like a minute, said "Anon, out" and fell down to it, withoit even moving on the process, you just fell like a cut tree!"
- Yeah yeah... pretty funny Twilight...
- >"Am..I also have this for you Anon..."
- What do you want Fluttershy?
- >She hands(hoofs?) you a picture
- >She is riding you.
- Oh you dirty slut! How could you rape me while I was at that state!?
- >"Did I rape you Anon? Or you raped me?"
- >What the
- >You just stand there thinking about that for a minute
- SOLAR FLARE!
- >Grab your flashlight and aim for Fluttershy`s eyes
- >Run like hell as a rider because you feel some puke inside your boxers
- FUCKING HELL I NEED A SHOWER
- >Today is going to be a bad day...
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