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- >Day holyfuck in Equestria
- >You are Anon, except not...
- >For some reason, you have whiskers.
- >Actual whiskers, coming out of your cheek and out past your ears.
- >And a tail.
- >It's furred, but nothing like any belonging to a pony.
- >If anything, it reminds you of Winona...
- >You reach down your trousers, trying to see if Little 'Non is alright
- >Little 'Non is evolving!
- >Little 'Non has evolved into horsecock!
- >He's huge. The size of your forearm.
- >And your balls are each bigger than both of your fists clenched together.
- >You know exactly what's gone on here.
- "Fluttershy!"
- >You tuck your horsedong down your boxer leg, and waddle through to the bathroom.
- >Balls this big make walking a fucking nightmare.
- >Setting the shower to BOILMEALIVE, you slip in, and scrub everything.
- >If she's somehow given you a cock transplant, she's probably had her hooves all over you.
- >Your cock gives a twitch at the thought of it...
- >Ignoring your traitorous libido, you finish your scrubbing, towel off, and tie your towelling robe on.
- >You may be in the land of tiny magical horses, but that doesn't stop you from being classy.
- >You pour the bowl of cereal.
- >No funny puns, because this is Wal-Mare value brand.
- >Taking a sniff of the milk, you can't tell if it's yet to go off, so shrug and pour it on.
- >Daisy gives it to you free, as long as you milk her yourself.
- >She's a bit of a mad one, often putting her hoof in her mouth, but she's an alright one.
- >Your first mouthful of cereal is fine, as is the second.
- >Hell, the entire bowl is fine.
- >It's when you drink the milk that everything goes wrong.
- >A searing pain rings through your head, sending another twinge through your dick.
- >And your ears start shifting.
- >You can feel them flapping around on top of your skull, swivelling to pick up any noise.
- >Hearing the /krunch krunch krunch/ of something walking up your path, you put the bowl down, and open your front door.
- >Whatever it is, it's hideous.
- >Fifteen foot tall, covered in breasts, each with a massive dicknipple, with more sticking out in the gaps between.
- >One dick, two dicks.
- >green tit, blue tit.
- >The monstrosity turns around, jizz leaking over everything.
- >You'll have to call the gardener in.
- >Again.
- >"Wugurrble mumble fizzle wizzle zip zap zoobity bop!"
- "What?"
- >It takes time, but eventually the leaking pile of horror manages to spell out its message on your grass.
- >Don't think about the ink.
- >"Is corruption of champions your fetish, Anon?"
- >You turn around, open the door, and slam it back in her face.
- >Out of nowhere, a sharkfutalady appears, and rapes you.
- >Your anal diameter has been increased!
- >Today was a not good day...
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