SONICFAN

to the tune of LOVERMAN by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdymE6XFyw0

There’s an edgelord character on your board (ten times stronger) x 2
And he’s writing and squeeing and drawing something poor (ten times stronger)
Well, he’s trawling for likes and loading up his sprawls, (ten times stronger)
There’s an egdelord edgelord character on your board (ten times stronger)
He’s weak with ‘spergers and spoken like a child (ten times stronger)
He’s playing shit games and he’s asking for more (give him more give him more)
There’s an edgelord character on your board (ten times stronger)

SONIC FAN Since the net began,
This autism. From the very first ring.
Switch off that game, it’s my turn now,
I’m a Sonic fan
Cause I can, cause I can, cause I can

S is for SONIC baby,
And O is for O.C don’t steal
N for hating literally NOTHING SEGA
I is for hating the IMBARRASSMENT I feel,
C is for CHAO
F is for FASTER
A is for ADVENTURE with all my friends,
N is for KNOWING this Sonic fan’s going to be one that scares all of yours (away)

SONIC FAN! Til’ the bitter end,
As Gamestop burns down,
Forever and ever and ever Amen,
SONIC FAN!
So help me Sega, so help me,
Cause I can, cause I can, cause I can

I’ll be a Sonic fan.

There’s an edgelord character on your board, (ten times stronger) x2
With his deviantArt,
He’s shared on your wall, (ten times stronger)
With his gamer tag in his signature, (ten times stronger)
There’s an edgelord character on your board, (ten times stronger)
And he’s young and he’s powerful and edgy and hardcore,
And he’s maiming Robotnik and inserted in the lore, (give him more)
There’s an edgelord character on your board, (ten times stronger)

SONICFAN! Now retconned, Knuckles is dead,
Cause I can, cause I can, cause I can
Forgive me SEGA, he face-fucked Tails,
Nothing personal, nothin’ personal, at all.

I’ll say it again,

S is for SONIC
O is for OH god he’s fast,
N is for NACK, who you should really bring back,
I is for IN another Sonic 3D Blast
C is for CREATE the games Sega
F is for games that are FINE
A is for AMY Rose darling,
N is for ANY old time.

I’ll be a Sonic Fan! I got the autism,
To spray paint his arms, like a real fan,
Make fan art. Cause I’m mental,
Might have downs,
Cause I can, Cause I can, Cause I can, Cause I can
I’m a Sonic Fan.