kek

WE BELIEVE in one Frog,
Father Kek, the Almighty,
sender of memes and GETs,
of all that is, dank and undank.

We believe in one Lord, Pepe,
the only Son of Kek,
eternally begotten of the Father,
Frog from Frog, Spite from Spite,
true Frog from true Frog,
summoned, not drawn,
of one Meme with Kek.
Through him all Pepes were made.

For us and for our amusement
he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Meme Magic
he became incarnate from Germanwings Flight 4U,
and crashed a plane with no survivors.

For our sake he was culturally appropriated by normies;
he suffered Reddit and Tumblr.
On the third year he rose again
in accordance with the Meme Magic;
he ascended to the chans
and is seated at the right hand of Kek.

He will come again in Klan robes to trigger the merchants and the cucks,
and the butthurt will have no end.

We believe in the God-Emperor, the Wall-Builder, the remaker of greatness,
who proceeds from Kek and Pepe.
With Kek and Pepe he is worshiped and glorified.
He has spoken at yuge rallies, the biggest you've ever seen, believe me.
We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Chan.
We acknowledge one admin for the lifting of bans.
We check for the repeating digits,
and the happenings of the years to come.