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  1. Berrik exclaims, "I dedicate this death to Captain Morgan!"
  2. Silas asks, "How would that work out?"
  3. pull cluster
  4. Berrik puts away his rock of crank.
  5. Berrik gets out his clusternuke pellet.
  6. Berrik grabs the lower half of his clusternuke pellet while twisting the upper half.
  7. Berrik looks dumbfounded as the clusternuke pellet goes off in his hand.
  8.  
  9. *** B O O M ***
  10.  
  11. [******************************] [ -30 0/30 ] So cold...
  12. Necanthrope crumples to the ground. As it falls, a flash of blinding blue-white light envelops it, and it is gone.
  13. Jed crumples to the ground. As he falls, a flash of blinding blue-white light envelops him, and he is gone.
  14. 76Moogle says, "budy, i tihnk ur slime!!!!1"
  15. Chiyo crumples to the ground. As he falls, a flash of blinding blue-white light envelops him, and he is gone.
  16. Gilmore crumples to the ground. As he falls, a flash of blinding blue-white light envelops him, and he is gone.
  17. Scarlet crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  18. FeistyIrishWhore crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  19. Lysergia crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  20. Prypirate crumples to the ground, gasps out its last breath, and dies.
  21. You can't do that right now.
  22. Twerp crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  23. Datfukkenpig crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  24. Datfukkenpig's blue cocoon capsule deploys around his gear with a foamy whoosh.
  25. Spree crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  26. Wit crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  27. ripperman crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  28. Siegfried crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  29. Siegfried's blue cocoon capsule deploys around his gear with a foamy whoosh.
  30. Vaylent crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  31. Mido crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  32. scruffy Eazy says, "End of story"
  33. Thaddeus crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  34. Juna crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  35. mcd crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  36. Armorsex crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  37. Armorsex's blue cocoon capsule deploys around his gear with a foamy whoosh.
  38. bantum crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  39. 76Moogle crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  40. Silas crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  41. DeadPixel crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  42. Klaus crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  43. Project crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  44. Charlatan says, "WH3N I B3C0M3 A GH057, I'M G0NNA HAUN7 7H3 FUCK 0U7 0F J00 GUY5."
  45. Charlatan crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  46. Pratty crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  47. Not for a millenium.
  48. Not for a millenium.
  49.  
  50. You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul free of its corporeal prison. You rise faster, faster, through infinite space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...
  51.  
  52.  
  53.  
  54.  
  55.  
  56. Berrik crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  57. Berrik's white cocoon capsule deploys around his gear with a foamy whoosh.
  58. DoctorDre crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  59. Mada crumples to the ground. As he falls, a flash of blinding blue-white light envelops him, and he is gone.
  60. scruffy Eazy yells, "SWEET JESUS H CHRIST IN A FUCKING PICNIC BASKET CUNTRAPE!!1!!"
  61. scruffy Eazy dies of AIDS, but is definitely not gay.
  62. The robot lets out an anguished beep, then falls to the ground in a horrendous clatter.
  63. Laser Spider crumples to the ground. As we falls, a flash of blinding blue-white light envelops us, and we is gone.
  64. Dogwood gets better.
  65. Dogwood bursts into flames!
  66. Scarlet bursts into flames!
  67. FeistyIrishWhore bursts into flames!
  68. Lysergia bursts into flames!
  69. Prypirate bursts into flames!
  70. Twerp bursts into flames!
  71. Datfukkenpig bursts into flames!
  72. Spree bursts into flames!
  73. Wit bursts into flames!
  74. ripperman bursts into flames!
  75. Siegfried bursts into flames!
  76. Vaylent bursts into flames!
  77. Mido bursts into flames!
  78. Thaddeus bursts into flames!
  79. Juna bursts into flames!
  80. mcd bursts into flames!
  81. Armorsex bursts into flames!
  82. bantum bursts into flames!
  83. 76Moogle bursts into flames!
  84. Silas bursts into flames!
  85. DeadPixel bursts into flames!
  86. Klaus bursts into flames!
  87. Project bursts into flames!
  88. Charlatan bursts into flames!
  89. Pratty bursts into flames!
  90. Thabit bursts into flames!
  91. You catch fire!
  92. Berrik bursts into flames!
  93. DoctorDre bursts into flames!
  94. 55Emmah bursts into flames!
  95. DoctorDre walks south, out of the senate.
  96. DeadPixel follows DoctorDre through the double doors.
  97. mcd says, "B0000M"
  98. [ KREW ]: Tahin says, "Oh wow."
  99. Silas stares.
  100. Wit says, "WHAT THE FUCK"
  101. [ KREW ]: Prypirate says, "BEEERRIIIIK"
  102. Lysergia says, "0W. LOL"
  103. FeistyIrishWhore strokes her chin thoughtfully.
  104. tac
  105. Is this place even real? Does that even make sense?
  106. Klaus says, "H01Y 5HI7"
  107. Flames cover 76Moogle's body amid screams of agony.
  108. Mido says, "B1UB1HG1HB1UH1G"
  109. Flames cover Wit's body amid screams of agony.
  110. [ KREW ]: Thaddeus says, "BERRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIKKKKK"
  111. [ KREW ]: Spree says, "Dohohho"
  112. Wit says, "awesome"
  113. Mido says, "BUHHHH DURRRRR. LOL"
  114. Spree says, "101"
  115. Twerp says, "B3RRIIIIIIK"
  116. Mido says, "B1UUUURURURUDUUH."
  117. [ KREW ]: Nog says, "Oh lord hahaha"
  118. Mido says, "BUHHHH DURRRRR."
  119. Prypirate says, "DUHHH. LOL"
  120. Flames cover Thabit's body amid screams of agony.
  121. Flames cover Klaus's body amid screams of agony.
  122. Klaus crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  123. Flames cover Scarlet's body amid screams of agony.
  124. Scarlet crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  125. yell YES
  126. Berrik yells, "Y35!"
  127. Mido says, "BUHHHH DURRRRR."
  128. Flames cover Datfukkenpig's body amid screams of agony.
  129. Datfukkenpig crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  130. Flames cover Siegfried's body amid screams of agony.
  131. Siegfried crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  132. Flames cover Mido's body amid screams of agony.
  133. Mido crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  134. Spree says, "A++"
  135. Flames cover Vaylent's body amid screams of agony.
  136. Vaylent crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  137. Flames cover mcd's body amid screams of agony.
  138. mcd crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  139. Flames cover Spree's body amid screams of agony.
  140. Spree crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  141. Prypirate flips both thumbs up and grins. "Ayyy!"
  142. Flames cover Charlatan's body amid screams of agony.
  143. Charlatan says, "Wh3n I b3c0m3 a gh057, I'm g0nna haun7 7h3 fuck 0u7 0f j00 guy5."
  144. Charlatan crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  145. Laser Spider arrives from the double doors.
  146. Flames cover Prypirate's body amid screams of agony.
  147. Prypirate crumples to the ground, gasps out its last breath, and dies.
  148. Flames cover FeistyIrishWhore's body amid screams of agony.
  149. FeistyIrishWhore crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  150. Charlatan walks south, out of the senate.
  151. Pratty follows Charlatan through the double doors.
  152. Laser Spider tilts our head to one side, then the other, stretching a bit.
  153. Flames cover Armorsex's body amid screams of agony.
  154. Armorsex crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  155. Flames cover Silas's body amid screams of agony.
  156. Silas crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  157. Flames cover 79Emmah's body amid screams of agony.
  158. Silas sighs.
  159. Flames cover Thaddeus's body amid screams of agony.
  160. Thaddeus crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  161. Flames cover Twerp's body amid screams of agony.
  162. Twerp crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  163. Spree flips both thumbs up and grins. "Ayyy!"
  164. Flames cover Juna's body amid screams of agony.
  165. Juna crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  166. Spree flips both thumbs up and grins. "Ayyy!"
  167. Flames cover Berrik's body amid screams of agony.
  168.  
  169. You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul free of its corporeal prison. You rise faster, faster, through infinite space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...
  170.  
  171.  
  172.  
  173.  
  174.  
  175. Berrik crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  176. Flames cover Lysergia's body amid screams of agony.
  177. Lysergia crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  178. Spree flips both thumbs up and grins. "Ayyy!"
  179. FeistyIrishWhore strokes her chin thoughtfully.
  180. Spree flips both thumbs up and grins. "Ayyy!"
  181. Flames cover bantum's body amid screams of agony.
  182. bantum crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  183. Vaylent walks south, out of the senate.
  184. Spree flips both thumbs up and grins. "Ayyy!"
  185. Flames cover ripperman's body amid screams of agony.
  186. ripperman crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  187. Thaddeus follows Vaylent through the double doors.
  188. Mido says, "B1UB1HG1HB1UH1G"
  189. Prypirate says, "B1UB1HG1HB1UH1G"
  190. Scruffy Eazy arrives from the double doors.
  191. c yessssss
  192. [ KREW ]: Berrik says, "yessssss"
  193. Mido exclaims, "DURRRRR!"
  194. Wit says, "GOD WHAT"
  195. Mido exclaims, "DURRRRR!"
  196. Armorsex follows Thaddeus through the double doors.
  197. Armorsex arrives from the double doors.
  198. [dongnet] Donginger says, "BEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRIKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
  199. Wit says, "okay so"
  200. Spree says, "V3RY NIC3"
  201. [ KREW ]: Prypirate says, "i can live while im in here"
  202. Silas sighs.
  203. Dogwood exclaims, "you all suck!"
  204. [ KREW ]: FeistyIrishWhore asks, "how did your karma jump ?"
  205. Klaus walks south, out of the senate.
  206. Flames cover 76Moogle's body amid screams of agony.
  207. 76Moogle crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  208. Spree says, "50 LOL"
  209. Flames cover Wit's body amid screams of agony.
  210. Wit crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  211. Armorsex takes his seat.
  212. Charlatan arrives from the double doors.
  213. Datfukkenpig presses a hand to the blue cocoon capsule; hairline cracks spread out from his touch, and the the hardened foam bursts open like an egg.
  214. Prypirate says, "DUHUURRRRR."
  215. [ KREW ]: Tahin says, "Oh god."
  216. l
  217. Flames cover Datfukkenpig's body amid screams of agony.
  218. Datfukkenpig crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  219. Datfukkenpig's blue cocoon capsule deploys around his gear with a foamy whoosh.
  220. Flames cover Thabit's body amid screams of agony.
  221.  
  222. /-^^-\ Chamber of the Eternal Senate (the core, outside of time)
  223. / /--\ \ This cavernous auditorium extends for a thousand feet in all
  224. ( < () > ) directions, creating a vast dome around a central cylindrical
  225. \ \--/ / platform. The floors are made of some sort of dark red marble, and
  226. \-vv-/ the impossibly high ceiling - a perfect half-sphere - is an
  227. imposing matte black rock.
  228. Around the elevated stage, rows upon rows of blood-red benches form concentric
  229. circles, all the way back to where, faintly, the rounded ceiling can be seen
  230. to curve down to form the wall. Aisles between the circles of seats are lined
  231. with heavy, tall steel posts capped with bright gas torches.
  232. A massive, copper gong, wider and taller than any man, hangs from a framework
  233. on the central platform. A holocam floats at eye height over the floor.
  234. Three blue cocoon capsules and a white cocoon capsule are in a small pile near the edge of the chamber.
  235. Dogwood and 15Emmah are in the front row. Scarlet, FeistyIrishWhore, Lysergia, Prypirate, Twerp, Datfukkenpig, Spree, Wit, ripperman, Siegfried, Mido, Juna, mcd, bantum, 76Moogle, Silas, Project, and Armorsex are sitting on the benches. Thabit, Rasputin, Laser Spider, scruffy Eazy, and Charlatan are standing at the edge of the chamber.
  236. [ Exits: south(double doors) ]
  237. Prypirate winks.
  238. Flames cover Scarlet's body amid screams of agony.
  239. Scarlet crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  240. Flames cover Mido's body amid screams of agony.
  241. Mido crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  242. Wit says, "this is so odd"
  243. Flames cover Siegfried's body amid screams of agony.
  244. say B)
  245. Siegfried crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  246. Charlatan takes his seat.
  247. Berrik says, "B) lol"
  248. Spree says, "HM LOL"
  249. Flames cover mcd's body amid screams of agony.
  250. mcd crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  251. Flames cover Prypirate's body amid screams of agony.
  252. Prypirate crumples to the ground, gasps out its last breath, and dies.
  253. Flames cover FeistyIrishWhore's body amid screams of agony.
  254. FeistyIrishWhore crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  255. Flames cover Spree's body amid screams of agony.
  256. Spree crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  257. Flames cover Charlatan's body amid screams of agony.
  258. Charlatan says, "Wh3n I b3c0m3 a gh057, I'm g0nna haun7 7h3 fuck 0u7 0f j00 guy5."
  259. Charlatan crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  260. Spree says, "I 10V3 7HI5"
  261. Flames cover Armorsex's body amid screams of agony.
  262. Armorsex crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  263. Flames cover scruffy Eazy's body amid screams of agony.
  264. Flames cover Silas's body amid screams of agony.
  265. Silas crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  266. Flames cover 5Emmah's body amid screams of agony.
  267. Flames cover Juna's body amid screams of agony.
  268. Juna crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  269. Flames cover Twerp's body amid screams of agony.
  270. Twerp crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  271. Flames cover Berrik's body amid screams of agony.
  272.  
  273. You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul free of its corporeal prison. You rise faster, faster, through infinite space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...
  274.  
  275.  
  276.  
  277.  
  278.  
  279. Berrik crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
  280. Flames cover Lysergia's body amid screams of agony.
  281. Lysergia crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  282. Mido says, "DJ3RK"
  283. Flames cover bantum's body amid screams of agony.
  284. bantum crumples to the ground, gasps out her last breath, and dies.
  285. 79Emmah bows her head and shivers.
  286. FeistyIrishWhore strokes her chin thoughtfully.
  287. Mido says, "DJ3RK"
  288. [ KREW ]: Tahin says, "I had a second I was alive again but I was fucking around with my window so I died immediately."
  289. Wit says, "GOD EMMAH YOU'RE LOOKIN' HOT LOL"
  290. roll
  291. You can't do that right now.
  292. A robot arrives from the double doors.
  293. Rasputin lays hands upon bantum, muttering a quiet prayer.
  294. scruffy Eazy says, "Jesus christ"
  295. Rasputin lays hands upon Wit, muttering a quiet prayer.
  296. Wit says, "anyway"
  297. [ KREW ]: Prypirate says, "you come back "
  298. Rasputin lays hands upon Charlatan, muttering a quiet prayer.
  299. [chatnet] Iridium says, "7HAY CAN7 DI3, 7HAYR3 A1R3ADY 0U75ID3 7IM3"
  300. Wit says, "thank you"
  301. 96Emmah slaps Wit across the face.
  302. Rasputin lays hands upon Scarlet, muttering a quiet prayer.
  303. [ KREW ]: Prypirate says, "but you have 0hp"
  304. st
  305.  
  306. Health [ ] [ 0/30 ]
  307. Thirst [ ] [ 0/500 ]
  308. Hunger [ ] [ 0/500 ]
  309. Stress [ ] [ 0/500 ]
  310. Your credit chip shows $26,510.
  311. You are unencumbered.
  312. Your current fighting style is 'aggressive'.
  313. Your cloning facility is located in jack schitt memorial tower: suite 402.
  314. FeistyIrishWhore stands.
  315. l
  316.  
  317. /-^^-\ Chamber of the Eternal Senate (the core, outside of time)
  318. / /--\ \ This cavernous auditorium extends for a thousand feet in all
  319. ( < () > ) directions, creating a vast dome around a central cylindrical
  320. \ \--/ / platform. The floors are made of some sort of dark red marble, and
  321. \-vv-/ the impossibly high ceiling - a perfect half-sphere - is an
  322. imposing matte black rock.
  323. Around the elevated stage, rows upon rows of blood-red benches form concentric
  324. circles, all the way back to where, faintly, the rounded ceiling can be seen
  325. to curve down to form the wall. Aisles between the circles of seats are lined
  326. with heavy, tall steel posts capped with bright gas torches.
  327. A massive, copper gong, wider and taller than any man, hangs from a framework
  328. on the central platform. A holocam floats at eye height over the floor.
  329. Three blue cocoon capsules and a white cocoon capsule are in a small pile near the edge of the chamber.
  330. Dogwood and 39Emmah are in the front row. Scarlet, Lysergia, Prypirate, Twerp, Datfukkenpig, Spree, Wit, ripperman, Siegfried, Mido, Juna, mcd, bantum, 76Moogle, Silas, Project, Armorsex, and Charlatan are sitting on the benches. FeistyIrishWhore, Thabit, Rasputin, Laser Spider, scruffy Eazy, and a robot are standing at the edge of the chamber.
  331. [ Exits: south(double doors) ]
  332. Lysergia says, "I seem to be okay."
  333. bantum hugs Rasputin.
  334. Rasputin lays hands upon FeistyIrishWhore, muttering a quiet prayer.
  335. bow
  336. You suddenly have a sick feeling in your stomach.
  337. You bow.
  338. [ KREW ]: Prypirate says, "wait around theyll probably heal you"
  339. Silas sighs.
  340. st
  341. Wit exclaims, "Anyway, Charlatan!"
  342.  
  343. Health [ ] [ 0/30 ]
  344. Thirst [ ] [ 0/500 ]
  345. Hunger [ ] [ 0/500 ]
  346. Stress [ ] [ 0/500 ]
  347. Your credit chip shows $26,510.
  348. You are unencumbered.
  349. Your current fighting style is 'aggressive'.
  350. Your cloning facility is located in jack schitt memorial tower: suite 402.
  351. Dogwood gets better.
  352. Silas bows.
  353. Your vision is suddenly interrupted.
  354.  
  355. Near Orbit over Earth (spaaaaaaaaaaace) 9:50pm
  356. The black dome of night surrounds you, pinprick stars leaking
  357. () sparkling white into the darkness.
  358. The skies are clear down to earth.
  359.  
  360.  
  361. [ Exits: ]
  362. You earned the 'visited spaaaaaaaaaaace' XP award!
  363. [ You earned 75 XP! ]
  364. You feel all the warmth leaving your bones in an awful wave...
  365. Already, you feel the pressure in your lungs building as you steadily hold your breath.
  366. [ KREW ]: Tahin says, "I could have phased in that time."
  367. spd [*******] alt [||||||||||] (1034 m)
  368. spd [*******] alt [||||||||||] (1000 m)
  369. [ Your clone has been updated free of charge. ]
  370.  
  371. A voice in your head booms:
  372. fagg
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