I will save you, box pone!

>Day 20XX in Equestria
>Anon is ambling in the park when he hears a disturbance
UNnh Unnfh yeah take that uuuuu Yeah
>Anon spied a pair ponies in the distance getting it on
>They seemed to be wrapping things up and were washing up in the lake
"Fucking gross" Anon said and thought
>Anon makes a mental note to never go swimming with pink horse
>The couple had split ways with the brown mare making her way into the park, towards Anon
"Morning Handsome" she said as she passed
"M'lady" Anon said nodding his head, internally cursing his lack of appropriate head gear
>Anon watched as she made her way into a corner of the park and climbed into box
>'That's odd', Anon thought, perhaps this warranted investigation
"I am the night" Anon said under his breath and headed towards the box
>As Anon neared the box he noticed a disturbing sign
>'Hoofjob? Fulltime? This horse is whore! A whorse!' Anon thought, the gears in his head spinning
"Oh its you, Handsome. Looking for a date?" The brown mare said, as she noticed Anon's approach
"Ma'am, I am Anon, a supreme gentlemen and I can help you"
"Huh?"
"You dont have to do this, you can come live me", 'and Twilight' he thought, "and you can get an honest job instead of selling your body and"
"Now wait just a minute" she said interrupting Anon
"we could fall in love and"
"What!" she shouted
"Oh, um, sorry m'lady, I got carried away"
"I'll say"
"So anyway, what do you think, lets get out here and get you a nice meal and hot bath"
"Im not going anywhere, now buy something or get out of here" She said looking only slightly repulsed
"Im not going anywhere, now buy something or get out of here" She said looking only slightly repulsed
"I dont have any money ma'am, but I do have a place to stay" 'with Twilight' "and I cannot allow you to live in a cardboard box"
"I dont live here! My house is zoned residential and I dont want stallion cum all over my furniture, NOT THAT ITS ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS!"
>Her shouting seemed to get the attention of a member of the guard who ran over
"Is there any trouble?"
"Yes!" Anon and the mare both exclaimed
"This girl needs help!"
"This creep wont leave me alone!"
>The guard looked Anon over and pulled out a can of pepper spray, seemingly from nowhere
"Move along, Sir"
"But" Anon started "Gahh"
>The can ejaculated at Anons face, and he ran crying
>As he went he could hear the two talking
"Thanks big boy, the usual?"
"Yeah" he said sheepishly
"You're so naughty" she sad seductively "Missionary, thats twenty bits"
>'So the guards are in on it' Anon thought 'Sex trafficking, slavery, the matriarchy, they may have won the first round, but I will save her'
>As Anon reached Twilight's library an idea popped into his head
"Twilight!" Anon shouted "I need twenty bits!"
"And a bowl of eggs"
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>Day 20XX
>Anon is setting on a bench in the park reflecting on his failed attempts to rescue that poor cur
"How do I reach her"
>A nearby mare shuffles her foals away
>'Thats right, get your kids out this filthy degenerate hole, before they grow up to be another statistic' Anon thought
"This whole stinkin town is in on it, the guards, the mayor, even Twilight wont give me anymore allowance"
>Just then Anon spies the brown mare, limping towards the park exit
>Anon gasps and leaps to his feet
>In seconds he is on her
"WHO DID THIS TO YOU"
"Oh, hey Anon" he says with an exasperated sigh "I tripped on a brock, and think I sprained my ankle"
"Secrets and lies" Anon muttered, then said "Stockholm syndrome"
"What?"
"Stockholm syndrome, the criminal scum running this town have you brainwashed and you dont even know it, but I will have vengeance"
>'We're going to have to do this the hard way' Anon thought. He also wondered if horses even had ankles
"We're going to the hospital" Anon said and scooped up the mare
"Hold on now, its only a sprain, Im just going into town to get an ace bandage"
>'Do horses have ace bandages? Isnt that a brand name?'
"This isnt up for debate, we're getting you checked out and I will find out who is responsible for this"
>Anon then had another thought 'semen sample'
>Anon rearranged the mare in his arms brushing her tail to the side and holding her up with her vagina coming to his eye level
"What do you think your doing!? That is for paying costumers!" she shouted and started to struggling
>Anon, however was lost to the world. He had never been face to face with a maregina, and would have never thought he would find this one in-particular, to be so enchanting
>Stark black, with an ever so slight part that just teased a hint of shock pink, it certainly didnt look like it had seen hundreds of horses cocks 'must be kegels'
>'No semen, going to have to check inside' Anon dreamily thought and shifted her weight to free one hand to come back to part her lips
>The brown mare started wildly flailing her appendages and struck Anon hard with her injured leg. He didnt notice, but she shrieked in pain
>Anon was immediately knocked out his daze by her scream
"No time for evidence collection now, we have to get you to the hospital"
>With that Anon was off, his passion for helping the down trodden blinding him to everything else
>She was still kicking him and Anon knocked over no less then a dozen ponies, carts, and stalls, but in a flash they arrived
>Anon kicked in the doors and sat the mare into a empty wheelchair
"She was attacked and raped!" Anon bellowed at the pony behind the counter "Stockholm Syndrome!"
>Anon then sprang out the doors
"I AM VENGEANCE"
"Um, what seems to be the trouble?" Asked Nurse Redheart

>Anon made his way to the treebrary to get 'science stuff' from Twilight for his investigation and to pick up his sidekick
"Spike" Anon said in his raspiest voice "We've got work to do"
"Gee Anon I dont know, Twilight said we cant play detective anymore and that you arent allowed in the park"
"A mare has been raped and brutally attacked, there is no time, we have to collect hoof tracks, eye witness accounts, and semen. Ive got a feeling we're going to be up to elbows in semen"

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Day 20XX in Equestria

"If you build it they will come"
>Anon gasps and shoots up in bed
"That's it! Spike!"
>The reptile was already in the room wearing a pink apron and wielding a broom
"Yeah, Anon?"
"We've got work to do"
>Anon gets out bed and heads to the kitchen with Spike in tow
"So get this, Kevin Costner came to me last night, to help me rescue that poor whore down in the park" Anon stated to Spike as they sat at the table
"Oh, that's neat, what did he say?"
"If you stroke them, they will cum"
"Pfffff" Spike started to laugh "That's what she said"
>Anon gave Spike a deadpan stare
"This is serious, a women's life is at stake, and that line is played out. Listen Spike, it obvious, all we have to do is jack off all her John's before they can accost her"
>Spike nodded understanding
"But Anon, what if the stallions don't want us jacking them off"
"Glory hole." Anon said sagely "And not just any glory hole, a bait bus glory hole"
"What are we going to use for bait, Anon?" Spike said visibly worried that he would be the bait
"I have surveillance photos of the brown mare, what better way to lure in the seedy underbelly of this town. You just make sure any seedy looking individuals get into the hole, and I'll do the rest"
"Gee Anon, if this plan works out won't you be the seedy one?" .........."You know, because of the horse jizz."
"I will get her off streets, and I will protect her. By any means necessary"
>Spike looked over his work with pride
>Somehow Anon had gotten some giant cardboard boxes and the two of them fashioned them into a passable glory hole
>There was a sign on top designating the boxes as "Old Glory" and put up signs saying "Grand opening" and "Free today only"
>Lewd pictures of the brown mare were plastered all around and below Spike's arrow sign that he was spinning about, he could barely contain his own erection
>Business started almost immediately and there was even a line a few times
>Anon had never stroked a horse cock before, but he took to it with gusto
>They came in no time with only a few flicks of the wrist
>The only part Anon had trouble with was the talk, 'these fucking bastards' Anon thought, every time one of them uttered one of their rape culture lines
'Heh, I'd love to see the look on their faces, if they only knew a man was rubbing their dicks and making them cum, these scumbags don't even know that they're gay' Anon thought with a grin
"Gee, it sure is boring around here" the brown mare stated with a yawn
"I haven't had a customer all day, was today a pony holiday?"
"Or maybe zombies" She said with a laugh and wide smile, but the smile was short lived "Well, no bits today."
Eyes to the ground she decided to close up her box and take a walk through town
>As the mare neared the entrance of the park she noticed the boxes
"What is that?"
>As she closed the distance the signs started becoming legible
"Old Glory...grand opening......free!?"
>She could feel a rage building. 'I am going to have to cut a bitch'
>She stomped her way up the purple reptile, knocked him on his ass and put a hoof on his neck
"This is my park, bitch"
"ANON! HELP!"
"Anon?" the mare's visage became quizzical
>Anon made his way out, with only a thin layer of jizz coating his entire body
"Spike what's wrong" Anon started, but fell quiet as he saw the scene
"What in Celestia's name are you doing!" she screamed
"Oh, this was supposed to be a surprise, I'm saving you" Anon said cum dripping off his body
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT IF YOU ARE OUT HERE COVERED IN SEMEN JACKING OFF MY CUSTOMERS! FOR FREE!"
>Before Anon could respond Spike interjected
"Now thats what I call a sticky situation"
>The crowd that had gathered burst out in laughter with Anon winking and giving Spike finger guns.
>The end
"No. Seriously Anon, how am I supposed to eat?"
"Well, sometimes the pink one gives me expired baked goods." Anon said sheepishly "I would be honored if you would join me, M'lady

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Day 20XX in Equestria

>Anon is in the front room of the library looking over a notebook
"I think I've got it this time, Spike"
>The reptile stopped tidying up and took a seat near Anon
"What is the reason that the the brown mare is selling her body?" Anon asked.
"I don't know, Anon, is it her special talent?"
"No"
"Because she likes sex?"
>Anon sighs. 'Maybe the owl would be a better sidekick' he thought
"She sells her body because she needs bits, because she is a downtrodden victim of this degenerate pony rape culture, hashtag yes all mares"
"What does hashtag mean"
"Focus Spike, where do you get your bits from?"
"I don't have any bits" Spike answered gazing downwards
"When you went out and bought that broom where did you the bits?"
"Twilight!"
"And where do I get my bits?"
"Twilight?"
"Right, so all we have to do is get Twilight to give bits to the brown mare, just like she gives them to us"
>The purple mare made her way towards the back corner of the park, unsure of how Anon convinced her to do this, or what he expected to happen
"Just give the mare the bits, like how you give out bits to me and Spike, and rescue her, and don't try to steal the glory Sparkle"
>The brown mare was sitting next to her box and a look of surprise came across her face as Twilight stopped in front of her
"H-hello, Anon sent me and told me to give you this" Twilight explained, handing over 20 bits
"My word, I don't get very many mares, much less a princess" the brown mare said lowering her head to Twilight
'Anon sending me business? Maybe he has finally come to his senses' she thought 'I'll have to do something nice for him'
"Well I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do" Twilight said unsure of what Anon meant by rescue her
"Don't worry Sweetheart, first timers are my specialty" the mare said eyes, half lidded
>The brown mare put a foreleg across Twilight's back and whispered into her ear
"I'll be gentle, and I don't bite, unless that's what you want" with the last word she blew into Twilight's ear and after leading her behind the bushes laid Twilight onto her back
>As the brown mare stood over Twilight and went in for a kiss Twilight's eyes went wide
"Wait" Twilight started
>The brown mare put a hoof to Twilight's lips
"Shh"
>While Twilight's mouth was left agape, the brown mare moved in, she shot her tongue in and drug it across Twilight's while gently working her lips
>The brown mare's probing tongue soon prompted Twilight's own into action and elicited a small moan from the princess
>Twilight began running her hooves along the brown mare's body and the brown mare reached up to Twilight's horn
>As the brown hoof touched Twilight's horn she gasped and broke off the kiss
>The brown mare ignored the outburst and started running her hoof along the ridges
>Twilight could feel both magic building up in her horn and liquid running out of her nethers below
>As the brown mare expertly ran her hoof up and down the horn Twilight's moans became frantic, the brown mare put her mouth over the tip horn working it over with her tongue while her hoof continued to work the base
"OH CELESTIA" Twilight screamed as she shot a load of magic into the brown mares eager mouth
>The brown mare sucked the magic down and pulled her mouth off the horn with pop
>Twilight continued moaning and the brown mare moved back over her mouth for an eskimo kiss, letting Twilight taste the magic residue
"That was great" Twilight said panting
"We aren't quite done" the brown mare said with a wink and got off of Twilight and repositioned herself with her own wet marehood rubbing up against Twilight's wet winking horse cunt
>Without prompting Twilight began grinding into the brown mare and moaning wildly
>The brown mare knew just the right force and speed to give Twilight the best possible time and her screams became frantic
"OH YEAH SCISSOR! SCISSOR ME BROWN MARE" Twilight yelled
"Twilight you're crazy!" The brown mare said with a moan
"OH THIS IS HOT SCISSORING! SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!" with that Twilight let loose a torrent of mare cum reaching a new height of bliss
>After a quick clean up in lake the brown mare gave Twilight a quick kiss and the two parted ways
"Hope to see you soon, princess" the brown mare yelled to Twilight
"You will!" Twilight answered with a grin and blush across her face
>In a daze Twilight made her way back to the treebrary and ran into Spike as she entered
"Hey Twilight how did go?" Spike asked
"Oh um, ok I guess" Twilight answered
"So where is the brown mare? And why is your mane all messed up? And why you wet? And what is that smell?"
>An impossibly wide smile spread across Spike face
"You had sex with the prostitute, didn't you, Twilight?"
"IvegottogoIneedtowriteafreindshipreport" Twilight spit out and dashed up the stairs
>Anon made he was out the basement after hearing the commotion
"Is Twilight back?" Anon asked
"Yeah"
"Well where is she? Where is the brown mare?"
"Twilight fucked her and left her in the park"
"Et tu, Sparkle? I should have known she was in on it"

>non canonical epilogue
"Spike, get me Gabby Gums on the phone"
"Whats a phone?"
>After a front page exposé of Princess Sparkle visiting the park whorse, ponies came from far and wide for her services. In no time she had more bits then she could imagine, she opened up an Equestria wide franchise of brothels and had Anon to thank. After all that had happened she decided to give him a chance, and as misguided as he could be at times, soon she fell for him, and the two were married. You did it Anon, you saved her.

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>Anon is holding a quill, writing on a piece of parchment
>Spike puts down his feather duster and approaches Anon
"What are you working on Anon? Friendship report?"
"Ha. Nothing so trite. Im working on a gift to touch the heart of the mare down in the park, the gift, of song"
"Wow Anon I didnt know you were so creative"
"Oh, its easy Spike, I just have to remember some romance songs from my world and add in some horse stuff."
"Neat, maybe you could write one that I could sing for Rarity?"
"Sure, but we have to take care of the brown mare first. Im going to need your help"
"Yeah and then Rarity!" Spike said excitedly
"We'll both have our fair maidens by the end of the day Spike All I need you to do is lay down a smooth bass, backup sing, and try to follow my choreography"
>After a few more quill strokes Anon and Spike make their way down to park and towards the corner where the brown mare conducts her business
"Hey Anon, what am I in store for today? Maybe for once you could try having sex with me for money?"
"You dont have to worry about me oppressing you ma'am" Anon said with a smile "Actually Im here to give you a gift to win over your heart"
"Oh boy" The brown mare said, rolling her eyes, taking a seat on her wide juicy flanks
"The gift, of song"
>After clearing his throat and giving Spike a nod Anon started to sing
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"Ive got sunshine on a cloudy day
When it's cold outside Ive got the month of May

I guess youd say
What can make me feel this way?
Brown Mare (Brown Mare, Brown Mare)
Talkin bout Brown Mare (Brown Mare)

Ive got so much honey the bees envy me
Ive got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees

Well I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
Brown Mare (Brown Mare, Brown Mare)
Talkin bout Brown Mare (Brown Mare)

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Ooooh yeah

I don't need no bits, fortune or fame
I've got all the riches, pony, one man can claim

Well,I guess you'd say
>etc Im sure you get the gist
>Anon and Spike finish and take a bow, then look expectantly towards the titular mare
"What do think?" Anon asked "Are you ready to break free of the shackels that this land of moral decay has placed upon you and come with me?"
>The brown mare gave Anon an even gaze before speaking
"What is my name?"
"W-what do you mean?"
"In that song you said 'brown mare' almost two dozen times. Do you know my name?"
>Anon froze up and shifted his gaze towards Spike
"Just put on your cool face, Anon" the reptile said out of the corner of his mouth
"O-of course I know your name, beautiful" Anon stated shakily wearing his most suave look
"Look, how about another song? 1,2,3
Brrooooown Mare
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Brrooooown Mare"
"Get the fuck out of here" The mare interrupted
>Back at the treebrary Anon hands Spike a scroll
"Tubby wubby pony waifu? I dont think Rarity would like this song Anon, cant you give me something better?"
>You know Rarity, I've been thinking alot about you lately, and well...That's why I wrote this song. I love you Rarity, I want you to walk with me, I'll take good care of you baby, call you my baby, pony, You fought to save equestria, and you know that I would fight for you, right? Whats the matter Rarity, your trembling Rarity, baby! Your love, is my life! You know when I'm without you there's a blackhole in my life! Ohhh I wanna believe, it's alright, But I get lonely in the night and it's up to you to save me Rarity, baby
>Spike scored