Annoying Devil Anon vs Pinkie Pie *FreeBeer*

>It is once again time for the Annoying Devil Anon!
>What was once a mere service bell, is now a ketchup dispenser!
>To demonstrate, you press down on the bell, and it squirts out ketchup everywhere.
>Placing the bell on the Sugarcube Corner's countertop, you run like a shadowbolt into the darkness.
>Rarity walked inside. "Excuse me? I would like to order something."
>Pressing the service bell, the usual ding was replaced with a squirt on her neck.
>She swipes her hoof nearby the 'wound'. Sensing blood, she dramatically faints.
>Applejack walks in as the next victim "Hey, Mr.Cake. I'hm hungry and my tummy's yelling at me to give it orange fritters."
>Squinting her eyes she realized her mistake. "You didn't hear nothin'."
>Dinging the bell, she only gets some red in the eye.
>"Ahhh. Mah eye."
>Thank you appleslice for stating the obvious.
>Fluttershy went in quietly, and very gently pressed the bell.
>Red squeezed out slowly as she gasps in surprise. "Oh, I hope that wasn't a poor critter."
>She squeaks in fright. "I'm so sorry."
>Fluttershy runs away crying while Rainbow Dash flies in with Spitfire.
>RD rings the bell, only for ketchup to right at Spitfire's ass. She feels the coolness go down her ass.
>"Whoa there. Wait until later, Recruit." Spitfire licks her lips.
>Oh god, your sides. Spitfire confirmed for no shame whatsoever.
>Twilight rang the bell only to do a double-kill.
>One ketchup strand squirted on Rarity's face just after she cleaned up in the washroom.
>The other squirted in the fritter AJ was eating.
>Like it was on cue, both ponies cried, "EEEEEWWWWW"
>The last would-be victim, Pinkie Pie, was about to ring the bell.
>Snickering, you know that she was to get a surprise.
>Unfortunately, her twitchy tail activated. So Pinkie snatched the bell, and it wasn't seen for a while.
>That was until you saw Pinkie puttin ketchup on her fries with the prank bell you used the week before.
>"This makes the best ketchup!"