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- EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
- SLENDERMAN!
- VS!
- THE BOOGIEMAAAN!
- BEGIN!
- Slenderman:
- It's time for The Arrival of the new face of horror!
- I'll beat you, dismember you, and paint my forest with your gore!
- After you feel these rhymes you'll be under the bed in terror.
- I'm surging through you, I'm sure to be the victor!
- I don't have eyes, and yet I'm still always watching.
- There's no escape, everywhere you run, I'm teleporting!
- Keep searching for my pages; you'll still end up dead.
- Because when you're up against me, there's only one way this'll end!
- Boogieman:
- Let's be honest; you're a fad; you'll be forgotten in a month.
- I've been scaring kids since the Dark Ages; in terms of fear I've already won!
- I'll show you Something Awful; you'll stain your black pants in fear.
- The only thing that'll be flowing in your verses will be your tears!
- My story's been spread all across the world, unlike you, I'm a true legend.
- You seem to have a thing for the kids, Slendy. Should I call Chris Hansen?
- With those flailing tentacles, you look like you're right out of a hentai.
- You're the internet's joke; a ficticious freak only known because of PewDiePie!
- Slenderman:
- My rhymes strike directly; like a tentacle to your heart.
- Been scaring since the Dark Ages? No wonder you rap like a crusty old fart.
- I spit it fast, power unmatched, white skin that cannot crack;
- I'd never lose to something that has no fucking class!
- I inspire terror and insanity, I'll make even you crack.
- Just try to step up to me; you'll end up with a face full of static.
- Boogieman:
- You're a jumpscare causing bitch; less intimidating than Phone.
- How 'bout I upload a crappy .jpg showing how you got owned?
- I'll photoshop you out of existance and burn down your forest!
- The only people you scare are YouTubers, and even they've put you to rest.
- If you even had expressions, I'm sure it'd be a frown.
- You can't teleport away, Slendy. YOU'RE IN MY DOMAIN NOW!
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