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  1. beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SqmAEB7Dsg
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  3. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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  5. SLENDERMAN!
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  7. VS!
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  9. THE BOOGIEMAAAN!
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  11. BEGIN!
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  13. Slenderman:
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  15. It's time for The Arrival of the new face of horror!
  16. I'll beat you, dismember you, and paint my forest with your gore!
  17. After you feel these rhymes you'll be under the bed in terror.
  18. I'm surging through you, I'm sure to be the victor!
  19. I don't have eyes, and yet I'm still always watching.
  20. There's no escape, everywhere you run, I'm teleporting!
  21. Keep searching for my pages; you'll still end up dead.
  22. Because when you're up against me, there's only one way this'll end!
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  24. Boogieman:
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  26. Let's be honest; you're a fad; you'll be forgotten in a month.
  27. I've been scaring kids since the Dark Ages; in terms of fear I've already won!
  28. I'll show you Something Awful; you'll stain your black pants in fear.
  29. The only thing that'll be flowing in your verses will be your tears!
  30. My story's been spread all across the world, unlike you, I'm a true legend.
  31. You seem to have a thing for the kids, Slendy. Should I call Chris Hansen?
  32. With those flailing tentacles, you look like you're right out of a hentai.
  33. You're the internet's joke; a ficticious freak only known because of PewDiePie!
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  35. Slenderman:
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  37. My rhymes strike directly; like a tentacle to your heart.
  38. Been scaring since the Dark Ages? No wonder you rap like a crusty old fart.
  39. I spit it fast, power unmatched, white skin that cannot crack;
  40. I'd never lose to something that has no fucking class!
  41. I inspire terror and insanity, I'll make even you crack.
  42. Just try to step up to me; you'll end up with a face full of static.
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  44. Boogieman:
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  46. You're a jumpscare causing bitch; less intimidating than Phone.
  47. How 'bout I upload a crappy .jpg showing how you got owned?
  48. I'll photoshop you out of existance and burn down your forest!
  49. The only people you scare are YouTubers, and even they've put you to rest.
  50. If you even had expressions, I'm sure it'd be a frown.
  51. You can't teleport away, Slendy. YOU'RE IN MY DOMAIN NOW!
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