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- >Be David Church, loving owner of a six month old yellow Pegasus mare with a dark red mane named ‘Sandy’.
- > You got her around Christmas time.
- > Some stupid ad about stray fluffies aired on telly, encouraging people to adopt strays. You know the type: show a bunch of pictures of sad looking/abused fluffies whilst playing sappy music, talking about how some fluffies will be put to sleep, and about the miracles of Christmas or some bollocks.
- > Usually, stuff like that doesn’t phase you.
- > You don’t know why, but this time, whether it’s because you’ve always secretly wanted a fluffy, or you had too much Eggnog and was getting sentimental, you decided to pick one up.
- > She’s been your little girl ever since. Well-behaved, obedient and cuddly.
- > Makes you feel happy inside.
- > Of course, however, all little girls grow up.
- > It’s currently late spring, and you’re outside with Sandy.
- > She’s having a great time in the backyard, and the alleyway beside your house.
- > Since you live in the city, your property is protected by a chain link fence, rather than what you consider a ‘proper’ fence.
- > You’d like to have one, but when you petitioned the city, they flatly said ‘no’, so you had to deal with it.
- > You’re also in the backyard, attending to your small, little garden.
- > Mostly tomatoes, some string beans. You’re a complete amateur at this.
- > You’re actually one of those poor cubicle slaves.
- > “Hello, my name is David Church, and I’m hear to take your verbal abuse”. That kind.
- > You’re deep in thought about your tomatoes: why the fuck aren’t they growing?
- > But then you realize you can’t hear Sandy.
- > You look around the backyard, all you see is her little red ball, abandoned.
- > You don’t panic. That never gets anyone anywhere.
- > Eitherway, she’s a fluffy. She couldn’t have gone very far.
- > So you poke your head into the little alley.
- > Ah, there she is. By the fence. Good girl, never goes very far-
- > Wait a moment.
- > There’s another fluffy on the otherside of the fence.
- > They’re talking.
- > “Hewwo! I’m Sandy! Wat yoo cawwed?”
- > “I Cwoud!” the other pure white earth fluffy replies.
- > You smile. She’s made a friend!
- > “Sandy weal pwetty!” the other fluffy says
- > “Tank yoo Cwoud!”
- > You feel your heart melt.
- > “Wan give Sandy speciaw hugs”
- > Awww…he wants to give her special hug-
- >…Fucking WHAT!?
- > “wat speciaw hugs? I wike hugs” Sandy says, smiling
- > The stallion, smiles “Den you wuv dis!”
- > Almost immediately afterwards, the dirty little fuck ‘mounts’ the chainlink fence and begins thrusting his erect little penis through one of the holes.
- > “Waaah! Wat’s dat!?” Sandy screams, alarmed at the site of the member
- > “Dat my speciaw thing!” Cloud happily says and begins thrusting. “Enf, enf, enf. Come cwosew, Sandy. Cwoud make yuu feew guud. Put in youw peepee pwace.”
- > No. Fucking. WAY!
- > You rush up to the fence, and kick the stallion’s little erect dong whilst it’s fully extended through the fence
- > It screams “Owwie! Happy thing huwt!”
- > “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM SANDY!” you scream and begin climbing the fence.
- > You have no intention of actually scaling it, as you know getting its pecker kicked followed by a big scary human trying to catch it would scare it away.
- > “WAAH! HOOMAN MUNSTA!” it screams before running off, its stride hampered by pain.
- > You turn sharply to face Sandy, angry, but your anger subsides when you see her looking up at you, her eyes wet with tears.
- > “Sandy scawed!” she whimpers. “Cwoud had scawy thing!”
- > You realize this is the first time she has ever seen something like…*that*.
- > Jesus Christ. Are all feral stallions that fucking perverted?
- > Well, you were going to start taking her to the park in the summer, but now you’re not sure.
- > Eitherway, you gingerly pick her up and take her inside.
- > She’s shivering from the ordeal, but you comfort her with a kit-kat bar, and later on in the evening, some spaghetti.
- > Then, you decide, to let her sit in your lap and watch FluffyTV. Jesus, the programming is god-awful, but she loves it. Used to be “The Hub”, apparently.
- > You can’t help but nodding off half way through a program that consists solely of a ball rolling around a tile floor.
- > You awake to strange music. Sounds…well, groovy. Kind of like 70s stuff.
- > “enf! enf! enf! feew guud!”
- > What?
- > You snap your eyes open. The telly is still on FluffyTV…but something is wrong.
- > Two fluffies are screwing on the television. What the FUCK is that SHIT!?!?!
- > It’s still FluffyTV, the watermark is on the lower right-hand corner of the screen.
- > And Sandy is standing infront of the it, staring at the two fluffies copulating.
- > “speciaw huggies…” she whispers. You realize she’s lifting her tail, her little vagina is winking and dripping.
- > You bolt up and shut the television off.
- > “Why make fwuffies go ‘way!?” she whines.
- > “That isn’t a show for you! It’s time for bed.”
- > She sulks and trots off to the Safe Room…
- >…dribbling vaginal juice as she does so.
- > Jesus Fucking Christ.
- > You check the calendar. It’s mating season. It’s mating season and she just saw her first stallion dick.
- > You begin to feel queasy. She’s your little girl. This doesn’t seem right.
- > You then try to go to sleep.
- > You awake, and go to get Sandy her food.
- > But she’s not there. You didn’t close the saferoom door.
- > David, you complete tit!
- > Then, you hear it
- > “Wah speciaw hugs. Feew so guud. Ahh…ahh… ahh!”
- > You find Sandy in your living room, backing up against one of the corners of your coffeetable.
- > She is MASTURBATING with your COFFEETABLE. WHAT THE FUCK!?
- > She can’t seem to get the rounded corner to properly go inside her.
- > You’re about to walk over and give her a smack on the rear, but you slip and fall.
- >…in a puddle of Sandy’s fluid. Oh God, you touched it!
- > Sandy sees you, and turns around, and begins offering herself to you.
- > “pwease, dada, put happy thing in. Wan feew guud. Sandy going cwazy! Wan speciaw huggies!”
- > This is the last straw.
- > You do the only thing you can think of. After throwing Sandy in the Safe Room, you call your brother, who’s an expert in Fluffies. Apparently had a government grant to research them until some grazy Irish scientist screwed everything up.
- > “Hello, Dr. Church speaking”
- > “Hey Ross, it’s me, David.”
- > “Oh, hey, what’s up? How’s Sandy?”
- >”Uhhh..about that…”
- > You explain your situation.
- > “Alright. It’s obvious this is her first heat.” He says. “So she’s not looking for babies?”
- > “No.”
- > “And you’re not looking to mate her?”
- > “No and no.”
- > “Well, the only thing I can think of to get her to shut up and calm down would be to use the Q-tip Method”
- > “What’s that?”
- > “Well, you take a Q-tip, moisten it with warm water so it simulates a penis and masturbate her with it.”
- > There had to be about ten seconds worth of phone silence before you blurted out.
- > “WHAT!?”
- > “I’m sorry, that’s the only thing I can think of, unless you want to pay next to a hundred dollars to get her mounted by a sterile stallion”
- > “I can’t fucking believe I’m hearing this…”
- > “Oh for Christ’s sake, you’re positively Victorian, David!”
- > “You want me to get a fluffy mare off with a Q-tip?”
- > “It’ll calm her down and stop her dripping all over the place. It’s pretty much either that, or the sterile stallion.”
- > You gaped for a moment. It seems like you didn’t have much choice.
- > So you moistened a Q-tip with warm water, and you entered the Safe Room. This time, Sandy was trying to back herself up on her teddy bear
- > “Teddy, pwease…pwease mistah Teddy”
- > Jesus. Point of no return, this.
- > “Sandy, come here.”
- > She looks at you, walks over, turns around, and begins begging again.
- > You hold her lightly by the back of the neck…
- >…and push the Q-tip in.
- > “yah daddeh! Speciaw huggies feew weal guud!” she says and you move it around inside her.
- > You fancy you can taste last night’s spaghetti as if comes back up. Oh God.
- > “ahhh…aaah…yah…yah!”
- > Why, God, why? Why does she have to go on like that?
- > She lets out a loud, long sigh soon afterwards. You pulled the Q-tip out, and a ton of vaginal fluid gushed out.
- > Oh God, some got on your hand!
- > She then laid down, curled into a ball and began licking her little fluffy vag
- > “dat feew gweat. Wuv yoo daddeh. Tank you daddeh”
- > You gulp down the bitter bile in your mouth and whisper “…you’re welcome, Sweetie.”
- > You do the only thing you can think of: get her fluffy chow, a bowl of water, and shut the Safe Room door.
- > Then you went to the bathroom, vomited, and took a three hour long shower.
- > You couldn’t look at her for about a week afterwards.
- > She calmed down considerably afterwards. No longer begging and offering herself.
- > Then, one day in the summer, you were sitting down and watching FluffyTV with her, and a new show came on. “Babies” was its title, and it consisted of nothing but baby fluffies being born, nursing, playing and being cute.
- > “Babbehs! Wan babbehs!” she cheered, before pausing, and looking at you
- > “Whewe babbehs come fwom, daddeh?”
- > Without thinking you said “From special hugs, sweetie”
- > She looked up at you “Sandy hav daddehs babbehs!?”
- > You stared at her. You must’ve forgotten what you had to do with the…
- > You shake the memory out of her head. You didn’t forget it. You repressed it.
- > “Uh, no. You can’t have daddy’s babies. You can only have fluffy babies.”
- > She pouts “No hav babbehs?”
- > You gulp, but put on a grin. “Someday sweetie. I promise.”
- > She snuggles into your lap. “Tank yoo daddeh. Wuv yoo daddeh.”
- > You pet her mane absentmindedly.
- > You never used Q-tips ever again.
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