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[13:48] == vampsquirrel has changed nick to Erin_Ravenel
[13:49] <Blanca2> Sup
[13:49] <WallisDM> yo
[13:50] <Erin_Ravenel> sup
[13:50] <Blanca2> Im here
[13:50] <Erin_Ravenel> as am I
[13:50] <WallisDM> me too
[13:50] <Blanca2> Someone start us off
[13:50] <Blanca2> I dont have long
[13:51] <WallisDM> -START-
[13:51] <WallisDM> Eren sits in her room while Blanca looks into it
[13:52]  * Erin_Ravenel is sitting and reading her new book, the floor is a clutter of random occult nonsense, as is every other surface in the room, including the walls and ceiling.
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[13:53] <Erin_Ravenel> F
[13:53]  * Blanca has been doing something of intdeterminate nature for the past while, But it was after her own entry so she has an entire idea of what needs to occur here.
[13:54] <Blanca> Not that she knows *WHY* it needs to occur.
[13:54] <Blanca> Without much preamble, she drops the cruxtruder directly in the middle of Erins room.
[13:54] <Blanca> Blanca has never been a subtle woman
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[13:55]  * Erin_Ravenel reacts with predictable shock to the giant machine being dropped into the center of her room, and then looks at her computer blamefully.
[13:55] <Blanca> AA: Hi Again!
[13:56] <Blanca> AA: My name is Blanca!
[13:56] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: i guess its my turn now
[13:56] <Blanca> AA: Yes.
[13:56] <Blanca> AA: It is rather odd seeing into someones room.
[13:57] <Blanca> AA: Odder now that I'm seeing it through a screen, and not in person.
[13:57] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: im sure
[13:57] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: can you go and drop something heavy on the cruxtruder
[13:58] <Blanca> AA: You want to give something the ability to speak?
[13:58] <Blanca> AA: Ooh, what is it?
[13:58] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: i dont really care about that i just want to get this over with and dont feel like lugging something heavy around like an idiot
[13:59] <Blanca> AA: Okay.. I haven't been on this end of the computer though.
[13:59] <Blanca> AA: So I'll try my best!.
[13:59] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: its not my house anyways so dont worry too much
[13:59]  * Blanca randomly clicks on the screen in grab mode
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[14:01] <Blanca> Unless WallisDM has a different idea, she grips a window accidentally.
[14:01] <Blanca> The wall comes with it.
[14:01] <WallisDM> The wall is torn off the wall
[14:01] <Blanca> AA: Oops!
[14:02] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: just drop it on the thing
[14:02] <Blanca> She presses the window wall against the top of the cruxtruder, following the directions of the woman.
[14:03] <WallisDM> Roll for X TREME window SMASHTASTIC
[14:03] <Blanca> !roll 1d20 for extreme window smashing
[14:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20 for extreme window smashing --> [ 1d20=18 ]{18}
[14:04] <WallisDM> The cruxtruder busts opem!
[14:06] <Blanca> In the meantime, she puts the totem lathe down somewhere it can fit, such as a hallway, and the alchemizer somewhere that thing will fit. She eventually decides on ruining the kitchen, assuming that Erin has one.
[14:07] <Erin_Ravenel> Outside of the room is a long ass hallway, as one would expect to be in a mansion, you can probably fit all the machines in that if you're willing to smash some art.
[14:08] <Blanca> Oh Blanca wouldn't want to do that! She sticks the Totem Lathe in the very middle of the hallway, blocking everything but not hurting the art, and she sticks with her plan to put the Alchemizer in the kitchen, where it can be inconvenient to reach and also fuck over some tables
[14:08] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: good job i guess
[14:09] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: im assuming those crashes were the other machines
[14:09] <Blanca> AA: I'm good at this!
[14:09] <Blanca> AA: Blanca is the best at machines.
[14:09] <WallisDM> Out comes a purple totem and a purple orb
[14:09] <WallisDM> btw
[14:09] <Blanca> AA: Don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise!
[14:09] <Erin_Ravenel> ((but my text color is black?))
[14:10] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: thats great can you toss something into that orb and put the totem in the lathe now
[14:10] <Blanca> AA: You need this first!
[14:11]  * Blanca types as she drops the prepunched card in on Erins head.
[14:11]  * Erin_Ravenel gets hit in the head with the card and then watches it fall to the floor afterwards.
[14:11] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: thanks
[14:12] <Blanca> Blanca looks around the house for interesting things to give the ability to speak.
[14:12] <WallisDM> Then black whoops
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[14:14] <Erin_Ravenel> There are some random bits and pieces of art, a frankly unnecessary quantity of sexy maids, one of which is large, german, and bears fresh wounds from a facial bird assault, the only man in the house is probably by the kitchen reading a newspaper, or maybe he's investigating the machines, and there's the obscene collection of occult works in Erin's
[14:14] <Erin_Ravenel>  room if you want to use those too.
[14:15] <Blanca> Blanca decides, In her infinite wisdom, for WallisDM to peruse.
[14:15] <Blanca> She decides to pick up a sexy maid and put it in the Black Orb
[14:15] <WallisDM> Use whatever
[14:15]  * Erin_Ravenel watches this with nothing less than abject horror.
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[14:17] <WallisDM> You created..Sexymaidsprite!
[14:17]  * Blanca decides that nothing but happy times can come from this.
[14:17] <Blanca> AA: I did it.
[14:17] <Blanca> AA: It was me.
[14:17] <Blanca> AA: I win.
[14:17] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: yep
[14:18] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: you won
[14:19]  * Erin_Ravenel sighs and decides she might as well just finish this up herself. She clearly underestimated her server's capacity for causing pain.
[14:19] <WallisDM> Sexymaidsprite flaunts over to you
[14:19] <Erin_Ravenel> I try to shoo her away and then pick up the dowel and card, and go to the totem lathe.
[14:20] <Blanca> AA: I hope yours is more useful than mine is. I have to decipher Elsa's songs to understand anything she says.
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[14:22] <Erin_Ravenel> I put the things in their things and press the thing.
[14:22] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: im sure she will be an absolute joy
[14:23] <Blanca> AA: It sure was a shame though.
[14:23] <Blanca> AA: Now I can't see her legs.
[14:24] <WallisDM> "Why dont you go on and.. put something else in me?" the sprite says in a Marilyn Monroe voice
[14:24]  * Blanca accidentally adds a chimney to Erin's room.
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[14:24] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: it was a great loss i dont know how we will ever recover from this
[14:24] <Blanca> AA: Looks like she wants something from you!
[14:24]  * Blanca supplies helpfully
[14:24] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: yeah can you stick another thing inside her
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[14:25]  * Erin_Ravenel outs the card and dowel into the totem lathe, and regretfully admits that referring to everything as thing is a poor way to communicate
[14:25] <Erin_Ravenel> puts*
[14:25] <Blanca> AA: I didn't stick anything else in Elsa.
[14:25] <Blanca> AA: This sounds dirty
[14:25] <Blanca> AA: I want no part of it.
[14:25] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: dude just put something inside her
[14:26] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: she wants i
[14:26] <Erin_Ravenel> *it
[14:26] <Blanca> AA: No! I'm not ready for that kind of commitment!
[14:26] <WallisDM> "Oh, come on suger>>"
[14:26] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: commitment to what you never even have to see her again after this
[14:26]  * Blanca jerks the mouse and one of the rooms near the only man in the house explodes
[14:27] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: ugh fine i didnt realize itd be such an issue
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[14:28] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: just bring something to me and ill put it in her
[14:28] <Blanca> AA: That Dowel has been cutting for awhile.
[14:28] <Blanca> AA: What's going on with that.
[14:28] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: you can change the subject when you have your own lusty houseworker making innuendo at you until then give me something to shut her up with
[14:31] <Blanca> Blanca refuses.
[14:33] <WallisDM> "Honey dont be like that"
[14:33]  * Erin_Ravenel groans and thumps her head into the lathe in frustration.
[14:33] <Blanca> Blanca clicks at the Sexy Maid in offense.
[14:34] <Erin_Ravenel> OR: well if youre not gonna give me something to give the maid then can you take this stupid totem and put it on the alchemiter
[14:34] <Erin_Ravenel> I take the presumably carved totem out and hold it up.
[14:35]  * Blanca does so, Sending it through the house as easily as she can
[14:36]  * Erin_Ravenel grumpily walks back to her room, and grabs a random occult object of the floor, thrusting it at the maid without even really paying attention to what she grabbed.
[14:36] <WallisDM> It goes onto the alchemiter and the maid puts
[14:37] <WallisDM> pouts*
[14:39] <Erin_Ravenel> "what you want a fucking lingerie collection" I ask the maid irritably.
[14:41] <WallisDM> She turns away
[14:42] <Blanca> (aight)
[14:42] <Blanca> (you dont need me anymore)
[14:42] <Blanca> (taking a shower, then im outies)
[14:42] <Erin_Ravenel> "fine then be that way i guess i wont give you anything"
[14:43] <Erin_Ravenel> I head to the alchemiter, grumbling about maids and shittiness.
[14:43] <Erin_Ravenel> (aight, cya)
[14:45] <WallisDM> byebye
[14:45] <WallisDM> What do you do at the alchemiter"
[14:45] <Erin_Ravenel> Look to see why it hasn't created the item yet, since I thought Blanca gave it the carved totem.
[14:50] <WallisDM> It seems like there is(or isnt) an open card space
[14:52] <Blanca> Alchemeter actually has only the slot where you put the totem
[14:52] <Blanca> And I put in on there
[14:52] <Erin_Ravenel> Yeah, the lathe has the slot for the uncarved dowel and the card.
[14:55] <WallisDM> Oh, well you get a black flashlight
[14:56] <Erin_Ravenel> I... turn it on?
[15:00] <WallisDM> And enter!
[15:00] <WallisDM> That simple!
[15:03] <Erin_Ravenel> END?
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[15:05] <WallisDM> End
[15:08] <Erin_Ravenel> aight, you gonna paste?
[15:11] <WallisDM> yeasha
[15:20] <Erin_Ravenel> sweet, I'm out then