I am a syndicate, please arrest me!

$val = mem("count");
$val = $val + 1;
mem("count", $val);

$c = mem("max")+0;
if ($c==0){
    $c = rand(50, 150);
    mem("max", $c);
}
if ($val >= $c){
    $content = "I AM A SYNDICATE, PLEASE ARREST ME!!";
    $c = rand(50, 150);
    mem("max", $c);
}